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The dating market has been optimized so women can avoid men like you

... if you're not chad and if you're reading this, you're no...
Olive Shivering Ape
  04/22/18
scholarship.
Coral Irradiated Mad-dog Skullcap
  04/22/18
Sad. Sounds like WLMAS, JJC, and Obeezy really will die alo...
Concupiscible Learning Disabled Deer Antler
  04/22/18
But "Voodoo Child" really fucks! Women love him!
federal home
  04/22/18
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Deep kitchen masturbator
  04/22/18
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salmon bearded forum factory reset button
  04/22/18
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Glassy nubile gunner
  04/23/18
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Olive Shivering Ape
  04/22/18
my height is not on the dating apps
Talented insecure stage therapy
  04/22/18
Yes it fucking is, either implicitly or explicitly. Tall ...
Olive Shivering Ape
  04/22/18
i'm done here
Talented insecure stage therapy
  04/22/18
...
drab motley sneaky criminal dopamine
  04/23/18
ran here
Talented insecure stage therapy
  03/29/19
"quick, would you hook up with a chick if there was a 1...
pale hairless crackhouse dysfunction
  04/22/18
cq what otherwise might have been scholarship has been inval...
Vibrant Flesh Market Half-breed
  04/22/18
lmfao that 1/10,000 line was dicta, nothing more. The op ST...
greedy orange library
  04/22/18
You can concur in the result but not all the reasoning. I t...
Olive Shivering Ape
  04/22/18
No faggot didn't you hear me your OP is INVALID
Vibrant Flesh Market Half-breed
  04/22/18
OP is what psychological violence looks like
Disrespectful Jap Regret
  04/22/18
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Multi-colored casino
  04/22/18
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adventurous twinkling uncleanness
  04/23/18
It's depressing how this isn't even an exaggeration. The ...
provocative maize legend
  04/22/18
Thank you brother. And ljl at buying "unlimited daily ...
Olive Shivering Ape
  04/22/18
...
Titillating Stead
  04/22/18
“if you're not chad and if you're reading this, you're not.”...
unhinged lay hissy fit
  04/22/18
...
greedy orange library
  04/22/18
classic opener. instant classic.
pontificating electric furnace death wish
  04/22/18
Melville himself would be proud if this one
unhinged lay hissy fit
  04/22/18
...
Olive Shivering Ape
  04/22/18
Thank you. I teetered between this and "The dating mar...
Olive Shivering Ape
  04/22/18
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magenta nofapping temple french chef
  04/22/18
Every XO thread should start with this line.
federal home
  04/22/18
explain slashmo??
Cerebral native
  04/23/18
Need to sticky this
greedy orange library
  04/22/18
I see shortmos walking around the city with cute girls all t...
Vibrant Flesh Market Half-breed
  04/22/18
Sure, with a million NW minimum.
Olive Shivering Ape
  04/22/18
my wife is beautiful and wonderful
lemon razzle pocket flask
  04/22/18
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Bateful Crimson Doctorate Institution
  04/23/18
Great, so she's off the market. Did you find her before the...
Olive Shivering Ape
  04/23/18
this is so much better than DTP's disjointed screeds
Deranged Rehab
  04/22/18
this is a descriptive analysis of the modern dating market, ...
greedy orange library
  04/22/18
CR, it's two sides of the same coin. DTP has the ability to...
Olive Shivering Ape
  04/23/18
I'd love to hear this read through a very ominous voice dist...
harsh green office mother
  04/22/18
Would 100% support this and whatever light edits are needed ...
Olive Shivering Ape
  04/23/18
It's pretty doable with just an app. That's how I did my Deb...
harsh green office mother
  04/23/18
interfering with chad and women is the only pleasure we get ...
smoky multi-billionaire yarmulke
  04/22/18
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outnumbered wild piazza incel
  04/23/18
Yeah bumble doesnt really make sense other than to allow the...
thriller state nibblets
  04/22/18
180 post
outnumbered wild piazza incel
  04/22/18
It needs to be shitmodded and forgotten
Vibrant Flesh Market Half-breed
  04/22/18
...
razzmatazz location mood
  04/22/18
guy who fucked a new 29 year old sex freak last night here, ...
Brindle Brunch Toaster
  04/22/18
What was his name?
Olive Shivering Ape
  04/26/18
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Dashing Faggotry Fat Ankles
  04/23/18
ty for this. can you please expand on different apps, though...
soul-stirring rusted boltzmann queen of the night
  04/23/18
shouldn't pester OP for applications of his general theorem,...
greedy orange library
  04/23/18
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greedy orange library
  04/23/18
all i do is post body pics on my tinder and im killing it. o...
Cerebral native
  04/23/18
(literally FATCEPS)
Vibrant Flesh Market Half-breed
  04/23/18
bumped for incels
Olive Shivering Ape
  05/04/18
...
Olive Shivering Ape
  07/22/18
180
lilac marvelous karate
  07/22/18
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Olive Shivering Ape
  03/29/19
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outnumbered wild piazza incel
  03/29/19


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Date: April 22nd, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: Olive Shivering Ape

... if you're not chad and if you're reading this, you're not.

Seriously, think about it. Women love sex. Women might even love sex more than men, in that women face a much higher risk of violence from sex partners but do it anyway (quick, would you hook up with a chick if there was a 1 in 10,000 chance she would cut your dick off?).

But women have near unanimous preferences for the same type of men and you have nothing in common with them. Until recently, the dating market was frustrating because you acted as a form of interference-- Chad wants to have sex with women, women want to have sex with Chad, and your attempts to have sex with women are obstructing the goals of these other two parties.

That's why, in days of yore, there would be things like invite only parties (so you wouldn't be there) or speed dating (so she would only see you for two minutes and then reject you) or exclusive clubs (so bouncers would do the work of letting in all women and keeping out men like you).

The digital era has made it far easier for women to avoid you, because your height and face are on the dating apps and those are by far the most important attributes you have in the dating market. Throw in some elo matchmaking and Chad can find women and women can find Chad without any interference from you.

Bumble takes this extreme to the even more logical extreme-- if a woman is careless and swipes right on you by accident, she doesn't have to do anything or even endure a message from you, because she has to message first. She can just wait out the 24 hour clock and ljl as you use your daily extend on her while she messages the Chad she really wanted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893355)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: Coral Irradiated Mad-dog Skullcap

scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893364)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: Concupiscible Learning Disabled Deer Antler

Sad. Sounds like WLMAS, JJC, and Obeezy really will die alone after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893400)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 10:48 AM
Author: federal home

But "Voodoo Child" really fucks! Women love him!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893414)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 10:50 AM
Author: Deep kitchen masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893428)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: salmon bearded forum factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35894154)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: Glassy nubile gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35901711)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: Olive Shivering Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893530)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 10:46 AM
Author: Talented insecure stage therapy

my height is not on the dating apps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893403)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 10:49 AM
Author: Olive Shivering Ape

Yes it fucking is, either implicitly or explicitly.

Tall guys say how tall they are or have group pictures of them where they tower over other people. If you don't list your height, then she's assuming you're short and looking at your pictures. If there's not one group shot where you appear to be a tall person in it, then you're a de facto 5'6" and getting instadinged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893418)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 10:53 AM
Author: Talented insecure stage therapy

i'm done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893443)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 9:45 AM
Author: drab motley sneaky criminal dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35899180)



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Date: March 29th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Talented insecure stage therapy

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#38010735)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 10:47 AM
Author: pale hairless crackhouse dysfunction

"quick, would you hook up with a chick if there was a 1 in 10,000 chance she would cut your dick off?)."

? exactly how risk averse and low T do you think we are?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893406)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Vibrant Flesh Market Half-breed

cq what otherwise might have been scholarship has been invalidated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893633)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: greedy orange library

lmfao that 1/10,000 line was dicta, nothing more. The op STANDS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893646)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: Olive Shivering Ape

You can concur in the result but not all the reasoning. I think you're underestimating just how scary it would be if a non-trivial number of women grievously harmed or used a strop-on to anally rape their conquests, though. Unless you're into that of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893651)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Vibrant Flesh Market Half-breed

No faggot didn't you hear me your OP is INVALID

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893661)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: Disrespectful Jap Regret

OP is what psychological violence looks like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893545)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: Multi-colored casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893549)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: adventurous twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35901712)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: provocative maize legend

It's depressing how this isn't even an exaggeration.

The daily extend part was amazing imagery



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893598)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: Olive Shivering Ape

Thank you brother. And ljl at buying "unlimited daily extends." Yes, Melvin, that will surely change your fortunes!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893867)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 4:38 PM
Author: Titillating Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35895161)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: unhinged lay hissy fit

“if you're not chad and if you're reading this, you're not.”

Brutal opener, bro



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893615)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: greedy orange library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893649)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: pontificating electric furnace death wish

classic opener. instant classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893679)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: unhinged lay hissy fit

Melville himself would be proud if this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893755)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: Olive Shivering Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35894062)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: Olive Shivering Ape

Thank you. I teetered between this and "The dating market has interpreted you as damage and is routing around you," but that just didn't have that personal touch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35894061)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: magenta nofapping temple french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35894178)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: federal home

Every XO thread should start with this line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35895145)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 11:52 AM
Author: Cerebral native

explain slashmo??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35900051)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:43 AM
Author: greedy orange library

Need to sticky this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893626)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: Vibrant Flesh Market Half-breed

I see shortmos walking around the city with cute girls all the time. Shortmos can maek it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893653)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 8:39 PM
Author: Olive Shivering Ape

Sure, with a million NW minimum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35896590)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:59 AM
Author: lemon razzle pocket flask

my wife is beautiful and wonderful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893708)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Bateful Crimson Doctorate Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35898326)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: Olive Shivering Ape

Great, so she's off the market. Did you find her before the app revolution optimized non-chads out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35899189)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: Deranged Rehab

this is so much better than DTP's disjointed screeds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893728)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: greedy orange library

this is a descriptive analysis of the modern dating market, steeped in toxicity.

DTP is performance art on the effect of the modern dating market on the psyche of non-Chads.

They are both great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893771)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: Olive Shivering Ape

CR, it's two sides of the same coin. DTP has the ability to convey the visceral reality, I'm just looking at it a bit more objectively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35899171)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:32 PM
Author: harsh green office mother

I'd love to hear this read through a very ominous voice distorter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893871)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: Olive Shivering Ape

Would 100% support this and whatever light edits are needed to make it work for voice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35899704)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: harsh green office mother

It's pretty doable with just an app. That's how I did my Debbie Wasserman piece. Adding some distorted rap beats could work too but it's best to use like Audible maybe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35901706)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:39 PM
Author: smoky multi-billionaire yarmulke

interfering with chad and women is the only pleasure we get and they're trying to take that away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893908)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: outnumbered wild piazza incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35901837)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 3:52 PM
Author: thriller state nibblets

Yeah bumble doesnt really make sense other than to allow them to safely see what their ‘bottom’ is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35894910)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 3:55 PM
Author: outnumbered wild piazza incel

180 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35894925)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: Vibrant Flesh Market Half-breed

It needs to be shitmodded and forgotten

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35895135)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 4:49 PM
Author: razzmatazz location mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35895209)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Brindle Brunch Toaster

guy who fucked a new 29 year old sex freak last night here, sup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35897252)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 7:35 PM
Author: Olive Shivering Ape

What was his name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35927626)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Dashing Faggotry Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35899172)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: soul-stirring rusted boltzmann queen of the night

ty for this. can you please expand on different apps, though, like coffeemeetsbagel, hinge, okcupid?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35899187)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 11:52 AM
Author: greedy orange library

shouldn't pester OP for applications of his general theorem, leave that to the up and comers. OP needs to further generalize his findings or extend its applications to other fields

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35900049)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: greedy orange library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35900010)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 11:55 AM
Author: Cerebral native

all i do is post body pics on my tinder and im killing it. once chicks as for more pics i still prevail. I think out of the 100s of matches and pic exchanges i've had i only got rejected by a few chicks and even then there is no way in hell they would reject me IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35900084)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: Vibrant Flesh Market Half-breed

(literally FATCEPS)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35901810)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: Olive Shivering Ape

bumped for incels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35980318)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: Olive Shivering Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#36475301)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 2:04 PM
Author: lilac marvelous karate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#36475311)



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Date: March 29th, 2019 2:26 PM
Author: Olive Shivering Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#38010732)



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Date: March 29th, 2019 2:35 PM
Author: outnumbered wild piazza incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#38010786)