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The dating market has been optimized so women can avoid men like you

... if you're not chad and if you're reading this, you're no...
Coiffed Thriller Principal's Office Lettuce
  04/22/18
scholarship.
Beady-eyed turquoise milk
  04/22/18
Sad. Sounds like WLMAS, JJC, and Obeezy really will die alo...
Shimmering Concupiscible Theater Stage
  04/22/18
But "Voodoo Child" really fucks! Women love him!
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Coiffed Thriller Principal's Office Lettuce
  04/22/18
my height is not on the dating apps
Judgmental jewess
  04/22/18
Yes it fucking is, either implicitly or explicitly. Tall ...
Coiffed Thriller Principal's Office Lettuce
  04/22/18
i'm done here
Judgmental jewess
  04/22/18
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Salmon trailer park electric furnace
  04/23/18
ran here
Judgmental jewess
  03/29/19
"quick, would you hook up with a chick if there was a 1...
Splenetic big-titted old irish cottage
  04/22/18
cq what otherwise might have been scholarship has been inval...
Chest-beating gay wizard plaza
  04/22/18
lmfao that 1/10,000 line was dicta, nothing more. The op ST...
Wine razzle-dazzle hairy legs
  04/22/18
You can concur in the result but not all the reasoning. I t...
Coiffed Thriller Principal's Office Lettuce
  04/22/18
No faggot didn't you hear me your OP is INVALID
Chest-beating gay wizard plaza
  04/22/18
OP is what psychological violence looks like
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Mahogany Crackhouse Faggotry
  04/23/18
It's depressing how this isn't even an exaggeration. The ...
Lilac Garrison Masturbator
  04/22/18
Thank you brother. And ljl at buying "unlimited daily ...
Coiffed Thriller Principal's Office Lettuce
  04/22/18
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Floppy Mother Box Office
  04/22/18
“if you're not chad and if you're reading this, you're not.”...
Embarrassed to the bone stage
  04/22/18
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Wine razzle-dazzle hairy legs
  04/22/18
classic opener. instant classic.
stimulating boltzmann haunted graveyard
  04/22/18
Melville himself would be proud if this one
Embarrassed to the bone stage
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Coiffed Thriller Principal's Office Lettuce
  04/22/18
Thank you. I teetered between this and "The dating mar...
Coiffed Thriller Principal's Office Lettuce
  04/22/18
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Cerebral dead den
  04/22/18
Every XO thread should start with this line.
pearly demanding telephone home
  04/22/18
explain slashmo??
bearded forum
  04/23/18
Need to sticky this
Wine razzle-dazzle hairy legs
  04/22/18
I see shortmos walking around the city with cute girls all t...
Chest-beating gay wizard plaza
  04/22/18
Sure, with a million NW minimum.
Coiffed Thriller Principal's Office Lettuce
  04/22/18
my wife is beautiful and wonderful
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Massive odious boiling water
  04/23/18
Great, so she's off the market. Did you find her before the...
Coiffed Thriller Principal's Office Lettuce
  04/23/18
this is so much better than DTP's disjointed screeds
honey-headed party of the first part
  04/22/18
this is a descriptive analysis of the modern dating market, ...
Wine razzle-dazzle hairy legs
  04/22/18
CR, it's two sides of the same coin. DTP has the ability to...
Coiffed Thriller Principal's Office Lettuce
  04/23/18
I'd love to hear this read through a very ominous voice dist...
talking mewling house
  04/22/18
Would 100% support this and whatever light edits are needed ...
Coiffed Thriller Principal's Office Lettuce
  04/23/18
It's pretty doable with just an app. That's how I did my Deb...
talking mewling house
  04/23/18
interfering with chad and women is the only pleasure we get ...
pontificating supple police squad
  04/22/18
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Chartreuse zippy giraffe area
  04/23/18
Yeah bumble doesnt really make sense other than to allow the...
clear nofapping degenerate
  04/22/18
180 post
Chartreuse zippy giraffe area
  04/22/18
It needs to be shitmodded and forgotten
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  04/22/18
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guy who fucked a new 29 year old sex freak last night here, ...
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  04/22/18
What was his name?
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Deep Provocative Filthpig University
  04/23/18
ty for this. can you please expand on different apps, though...
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shouldn't pester OP for applications of his general theorem,...
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Wine razzle-dazzle hairy legs
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all i do is post body pics on my tinder and im killing it. o...
bearded forum
  04/23/18
(literally FATCEPS)
Chest-beating gay wizard plaza
  04/23/18
bumped for incels
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Date: April 22nd, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: Coiffed Thriller Principal's Office Lettuce

... if you're not chad and if you're reading this, you're not.

Seriously, think about it. Women love sex. Women might even love sex more than men, in that women face a much higher risk of violence from sex partners but do it anyway (quick, would you hook up with a chick if there was a 1 in 10,000 chance she would cut your dick off?).

But women have near unanimous preferences for the same type of men and you have nothing in common with them. Until recently, the dating market was frustrating because you acted as a form of interference-- Chad wants to have sex with women, women want to have sex with Chad, and your attempts to have sex with women are obstructing the goals of these other two parties.

That's why, in days of yore, there would be things like invite only parties (so you wouldn't be there) or speed dating (so she would only see you for two minutes and then reject you) or exclusive clubs (so bouncers would do the work of letting in all women and keeping out men like you).

The digital era has made it far easier for women to avoid you, because your height and face are on the dating apps and those are by far the most important attributes you have in the dating market. Throw in some elo matchmaking and Chad can find women and women can find Chad without any interference from you.

Bumble takes this extreme to the even more logical extreme-- if a woman is careless and swipes right on you by accident, she doesn't have to do anything or even endure a message from you, because she has to message first. She can just wait out the 24 hour clock and ljl as you use your daily extend on her while she messages the Chad she really wanted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893355)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: Beady-eyed turquoise milk

scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893364)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: Shimmering Concupiscible Theater Stage

Sad. Sounds like WLMAS, JJC, and Obeezy really will die alone after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893400)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 10:48 AM
Author: pearly demanding telephone home

But "Voodoo Child" really fucks! Women love him!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893414)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 10:50 AM
Author: trip nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893428)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: mint gas station ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35894154)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: Fishy autistic clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35901711)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: Coiffed Thriller Principal's Office Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893530)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 10:46 AM
Author: Judgmental jewess

my height is not on the dating apps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893403)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 10:49 AM
Author: Coiffed Thriller Principal's Office Lettuce

Yes it fucking is, either implicitly or explicitly.

Tall guys say how tall they are or have group pictures of them where they tower over other people. If you don't list your height, then she's assuming you're short and looking at your pictures. If there's not one group shot where you appear to be a tall person in it, then you're a de facto 5'6" and getting instadinged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893418)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 10:53 AM
Author: Judgmental jewess

i'm done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893443)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 9:45 AM
Author: Salmon trailer park electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35899180)



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Date: March 29th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Judgmental jewess

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#38010735)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 10:47 AM
Author: Splenetic big-titted old irish cottage

"quick, would you hook up with a chick if there was a 1 in 10,000 chance she would cut your dick off?)."

? exactly how risk averse and low T do you think we are?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893406)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Chest-beating gay wizard plaza

cq what otherwise might have been scholarship has been invalidated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893633)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: Wine razzle-dazzle hairy legs

lmfao that 1/10,000 line was dicta, nothing more. The op STANDS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893646)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: Coiffed Thriller Principal's Office Lettuce

You can concur in the result but not all the reasoning. I think you're underestimating just how scary it would be if a non-trivial number of women grievously harmed or used a strop-on to anally rape their conquests, though. Unless you're into that of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893651)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Chest-beating gay wizard plaza

No faggot didn't you hear me your OP is INVALID

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893661)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: Unholy peach meetinghouse

OP is what psychological violence looks like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893545)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: Big Ivory Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893549)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: Mahogany Crackhouse Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35901712)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: Lilac Garrison Masturbator

It's depressing how this isn't even an exaggeration.

The daily extend part was amazing imagery



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893598)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: Coiffed Thriller Principal's Office Lettuce

Thank you brother. And ljl at buying "unlimited daily extends." Yes, Melvin, that will surely change your fortunes!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893867)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 4:38 PM
Author: Floppy Mother Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35895161)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone stage

“if you're not chad and if you're reading this, you're not.”

Brutal opener, bro



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893615)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: Wine razzle-dazzle hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893649)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: stimulating boltzmann haunted graveyard

classic opener. instant classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893679)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone stage

Melville himself would be proud if this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893755)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: Coiffed Thriller Principal's Office Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35894062)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: Coiffed Thriller Principal's Office Lettuce

Thank you. I teetered between this and "The dating market has interpreted you as damage and is routing around you," but that just didn't have that personal touch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35894061)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: Cerebral dead den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35894178)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: pearly demanding telephone home

Every XO thread should start with this line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35895145)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 11:52 AM
Author: bearded forum

explain slashmo??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35900051)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:43 AM
Author: Wine razzle-dazzle hairy legs

Need to sticky this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893626)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: Chest-beating gay wizard plaza

I see shortmos walking around the city with cute girls all the time. Shortmos can maek it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893653)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 8:39 PM
Author: Coiffed Thriller Principal's Office Lettuce

Sure, with a million NW minimum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35896590)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:59 AM
Author: grizzly chapel

my wife is beautiful and wonderful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893708)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Massive odious boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35898326)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: Coiffed Thriller Principal's Office Lettuce

Great, so she's off the market. Did you find her before the app revolution optimized non-chads out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35899189)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: honey-headed party of the first part

this is so much better than DTP's disjointed screeds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893728)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Wine razzle-dazzle hairy legs

this is a descriptive analysis of the modern dating market, steeped in toxicity.

DTP is performance art on the effect of the modern dating market on the psyche of non-Chads.

They are both great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893771)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: Coiffed Thriller Principal's Office Lettuce

CR, it's two sides of the same coin. DTP has the ability to convey the visceral reality, I'm just looking at it a bit more objectively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35899171)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:32 PM
Author: talking mewling house

I'd love to hear this read through a very ominous voice distorter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893871)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: Coiffed Thriller Principal's Office Lettuce

Would 100% support this and whatever light edits are needed to make it work for voice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35899704)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: talking mewling house

It's pretty doable with just an app. That's how I did my Debbie Wasserman piece. Adding some distorted rap beats could work too but it's best to use like Audible maybe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35901706)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:39 PM
Author: pontificating supple police squad

interfering with chad and women is the only pleasure we get and they're trying to take that away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35893908)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Chartreuse zippy giraffe area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35901837)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 3:52 PM
Author: clear nofapping degenerate

Yeah bumble doesnt really make sense other than to allow them to safely see what their ‘bottom’ is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35894910)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 3:55 PM
Author: Chartreuse zippy giraffe area

180 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35894925)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: Chest-beating gay wizard plaza

It needs to be shitmodded and forgotten

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35895135)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 4:49 PM
Author: Yellow internet-worthy institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35895209)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: olive foreskin trump supporter

guy who fucked a new 29 year old sex freak last night here, sup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35897252)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 7:35 PM
Author: Coiffed Thriller Principal's Office Lettuce

What was his name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35927626)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Deep Provocative Filthpig University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35899172)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: Racy potus church

ty for this. can you please expand on different apps, though, like coffeemeetsbagel, hinge, okcupid?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35899187)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 11:52 AM
Author: Wine razzle-dazzle hairy legs

shouldn't pester OP for applications of his general theorem, leave that to the up and comers. OP needs to further generalize his findings or extend its applications to other fields

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35900049)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: Wine razzle-dazzle hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35900010)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 11:55 AM
Author: bearded forum

all i do is post body pics on my tinder and im killing it. once chicks as for more pics i still prevail. I think out of the 100s of matches and pic exchanges i've had i only got rejected by a few chicks and even then there is no way in hell they would reject me IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35900084)



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Date: April 23rd, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: Chest-beating gay wizard plaza

(literally FATCEPS)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35901810)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: Coiffed Thriller Principal's Office Lettuce

bumped for incels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#35980318)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: Coiffed Thriller Principal's Office Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#36475301)



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Date: July 22nd, 2018 2:04 PM
Author: federal chad ticket booth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#36475311)



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Date: March 29th, 2019 2:26 PM
Author: Coiffed Thriller Principal's Office Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#38010732)



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Date: March 29th, 2019 2:35 PM
Author: Chartreuse zippy giraffe area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3956430&forum_id=2#38010786)