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black fiance's father killed self

He was broke as fuck and strangled himself with a bungee cor...
federal toaster
  04/24/18
Jesus dude are we hanging out?
electric parlour
  04/24/18
i hope this is flame. If not that's sad. But how can you...
gay provocative ticket booth
  04/24/18
he smokes marijuana daily and is over the hill, doubt any of...
Exhilarant school cafeteria
  04/24/18
I'm extremely high T and take ashwanganda and zinc every day...
federal toaster
  04/24/18
I just ordered some black maca root powder capsules and L-ar...
federal toaster
  04/24/18
Jfc
razzmatazz gas station
  04/24/18
holy fuck. that's awful. very sorry. i felt like offing m...
cyan cowardly keepsake machete brunch
  04/24/18
jesus- sorry to hear. life fucking blows unless you come fr...
Grizzly mad-dog skullcap
  04/24/18
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aphrodisiac slate stage telephone
  04/24/18
I'm really sorry to hear that. The brutality of American cap...
Beta fragrant laser beams
  04/24/18
...
High-end Coiffed Menage
  04/24/18
was American capitalism garnishing his wages?
racy sanctuary
  04/24/18
not to mention you don't know why he got fired. maybe he was...
Adventurous sinister library
  04/24/18
SELF LYNCHING
Opaque tantric tanning salon
  04/24/18
i feel bad about loling at this
cyan cowardly keepsake machete brunch
  04/24/18
Lol and you’re literally going to marry her nigger genes
Metal stead
  04/24/18
Literally millions of years of genetic history lead him to t...
Opaque tantric tanning salon
  04/24/18
awful - sorry to hear.
Purple Hot Rigpig Hominid
  04/24/18
damn, this is depressing. sorry dude
unholy station rigor
  04/24/18
180 boomer holocaust now
Opaque tantric tanning salon
  04/24/18
Father-in-law not only saw through the GC scam that is life,...
Amethyst yapping mood
  04/24/18
you can't strangle yourself with a bungee cord lol
blue senate
  04/24/18
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Orchid Blathering Meetinghouse Boiling Water
  04/24/18
Well, he did.
federal toaster
  04/24/18
I guess black does crack.
Azure Jet-lagged Puppy
  04/24/18
that's fucked
supple plum son of senegal
  04/24/18
black fiance's *black father killed self
floppy macaca heaven
  04/24/18
killed hisself
Boyish national lettuce
  04/24/18
black suicide rate is very low so i suspect (and hope) this ...
dashing lodge
  04/24/18
Unfortunately, not flame.
federal toaster
  04/24/18
Said this to a friend once after her black friend had just k...
Glittery transparent theatre marketing idea
  04/24/18
you left out the part about his substance abuse
Translucent crotch
  04/24/18
He did have a long struggle with substance abuse.
federal toaster
  04/24/18
no fucking shit. that's literally the most important part, i...
Translucent crotch
  04/24/18
Nah, its all relevant. Supposedly he had been sober for awhi...
federal toaster
  04/24/18
spoiler alert: he wasn't sober
Translucent crotch
  04/24/18
I assumed he wasn't considering how difficult it is supposed...
federal toaster
  04/24/18
lol yeah ok
Opaque tantric tanning salon
  04/24/18
how did your fiance react/hows she doing
Grizzly mad-dog skullcap
  04/24/18
She was pretty devastated that first week. Her aunt, her fat...
federal toaster
  04/24/18
Holy fuck, your autism shines through in this poast.
Burgundy geriatric legal warrant forum
  04/24/18
I'm not autistic but I'm glad you were entertained. I'm here...
federal toaster
  04/24/18
180 that the family is so accepting of you
Grizzly mad-dog skullcap
  04/24/18
Very sorry to hear this Every time I get down I try to th...
Carnelian pontificating useless brakes
  04/24/18


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Date: April 24th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: federal toaster

He was broke as fuck and strangled himself with a bungee cord in a closet. He was 58.

Just before he did it he texted his sister, "I'm tired. Put me next to mommy and daddy."

She tried calling him back but he turned his phone off.

He was working two jobs. One at Wal-Mart and one at IHOP. Wal-Mart laid him off in January and he just lost his job at IHOP before he offed himself.

The County of San Diego tracked him down in Texas and started garnishing his wages because one of his baby-mommas had received some sort of gov't assistance. When that happens, they come after the baby-daddy to pay them back. The County is brutal. They don't give a fuck.

They were taking most of his Wal-Mart pay, and he was living off of his IHOP job. Then when Wal-Mart laid him off, the County started garnishing his IHOP job.

His live-in girlfriend was harassing him about not contributing towards his half of the expenses. He wanted out, but had nowhere to go.

He had a cousin in Dallas who said he would take him in, but his truck wouldn't have made it to Dallas and he couldn't afford the $125 part to fix it. So he gave up.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35908894)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: electric parlour

Jesus dude are we hanging out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35908903)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: gay provocative ticket booth

i hope this is flame. If not that's sad.

But how can you want the mother of your children to have those genes. Your kids are going to end up in prison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35908904)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: Exhilarant school cafeteria

he smokes marijuana daily and is over the hill, doubt any of his sperms are going to hit paydirt (no offense chilmata)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35908992)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: federal toaster

I'm extremely high T and take ashwanganda and zinc every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35909108)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: federal toaster

I just ordered some black maca root powder capsules and L-arginine too.

Also, I looked at the study about weed lowering sperm count. Those studies were about *smoking* weed. Smoking, by itself, lowers sperm count so I'm not sure if weed is the culprit there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35911275)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: razzmatazz gas station

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35908911)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: cyan cowardly keepsake machete brunch

holy fuck. that's awful. very sorry.

i felt like offing myself recently when the feds seized my entire $2k tax refund that i was counting on to pay rent. life is fucking brutal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35908915)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: Grizzly mad-dog skullcap

jesus- sorry to hear. life fucking blows unless you come from family money and at least he had the balls to do something about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35908918)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: aphrodisiac slate stage telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35909893)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: Beta fragrant laser beams

I'm really sorry to hear that. The brutality of American capitalism never ceases to amaze me. We need to do a better job of ensuring our most vulnerable people do not fall through the cracks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35908923)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: High-end Coiffed Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35908936)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: racy sanctuary

was American capitalism garnishing his wages?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35908941)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: Adventurous sinister library

not to mention you don't know why he got fired. maybe he was a horrible employee?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35909055)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: Opaque tantric tanning salon

SELF LYNCHING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35908924)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: cyan cowardly keepsake machete brunch

i feel bad about loling at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35909042)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: Metal stead

Lol and you’re literally going to marry her nigger genes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35908928)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Opaque tantric tanning salon

Literally millions of years of genetic history lead him to this point, to flush his genes down the drain. his son will literally look nothing like him, a constant reminder of his sad fate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35908967)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: Purple Hot Rigpig Hominid

awful - sorry to hear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35908929)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: unholy station rigor

damn, this is depressing. sorry dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35908939)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Opaque tantric tanning salon

180 boomer holocaust now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35908946)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Amethyst yapping mood

Father-in-law not only saw through the GC scam that is life, but took decisive action

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35908968)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: blue senate

you can't strangle yourself with a bungee cord lol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35908974)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 1:05 PM
Author: Orchid Blathering Meetinghouse Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35909062)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 1:30 PM
Author: federal toaster

Well, he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35909273)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 1:00 PM
Author: Azure Jet-lagged Puppy

I guess black does crack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35909009)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: supple plum son of senegal

that's fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35909028)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 1:05 PM
Author: floppy macaca heaven

black fiance's *black father killed self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35909058)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 7:14 PM
Author: Boyish national lettuce

killed hisself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35912049)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 1:30 PM
Author: dashing lodge

black suicide rate is very low so i suspect (and hope) this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35909278)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 2:03 PM
Author: federal toaster

Unfortunately, not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35909556)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 7:16 PM
Author: Glittery transparent theatre marketing idea

Said this to a friend once after her black friend had just killed self. Did not go over well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35912072)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: Translucent crotch

you left out the part about his substance abuse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35911310)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 5:34 PM
Author: federal toaster

He did have a long struggle with substance abuse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35911318)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 5:35 PM
Author: Translucent crotch

no fucking shit. that's literally the most important part, if not literally the only relevant part, of the story, you shithead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35911328)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 5:36 PM
Author: federal toaster

Nah, its all relevant. Supposedly he had been sober for awhile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35911339)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Translucent crotch

spoiler alert: he wasn't sober

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35911354)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: federal toaster

I assumed he wasn't considering how difficult it is supposed to be to strangle yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35911363)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 7:14 PM
Author: Opaque tantric tanning salon

lol yeah ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35912054)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 6:39 PM
Author: Grizzly mad-dog skullcap

how did your fiance react/hows she doing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35911820)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 6:50 PM
Author: federal toaster

She was pretty devastated that first week. Her aunt, her father's sister, called her on a Saturday afternoon.

I was just out of the shower finishing up shaving my head when the aunt called and asked to speak to me which we both thought was weird.

I put it on speaker and was all, "Hello?"

Her aunt goes, "Is this on speakerphone?"

I said yeah, I'm shaving, and she goes, "Oh, ok. Is your fiance next to you?"

"Yes," I said.

"Hold her . . ." said the aunt and instantly my black fiance started shrieking hysterically and crying, "Nooo!!!"

Her aunt, whom I've never spoken to before, has a strange cry that sounds like a laugh so, to me, it sounded like she was laughing.

I was wondering for a few seconds whether it was all a joke.

While my black fiance was on the floor crying hysterically, her mother called my phone. I answered and her mother goes, "Hold my baby, I'm on my way."

Thankfully that Saturday was our "date night". One Saturday a month we go out on a date instead of me playing pool. We just stayed in that night so I didn't lose a night of playing pool. Silver linings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35911922)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 7:07 PM
Author: Burgundy geriatric legal warrant forum

Holy fuck, your autism shines through in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35912008)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 7:13 PM
Author: federal toaster

I'm not autistic but I'm glad you were entertained. I'm here to serve.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35912038)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 7:10 PM
Author: Grizzly mad-dog skullcap

180 that the family is so accepting of you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35912026)



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Date: April 24th, 2018 7:17 PM
Author: Carnelian pontificating useless brakes

Very sorry to hear this

Every time I get down I try to think about people like this that are truly suffering

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3958456&forum_id=2#35912074)