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Jeremy Abrams, Of Counsel at Reed Smith LLP https://www.lin...
primrose telephone
  04/26/18
Someone should file a bar complaint against this fuck for bl...
primrose telephone
  04/26/18
SUMMON: TSINAH
rose stirring theater stage
  04/26/18
Why do you even care
silver sticky national
  04/26/18
Prestige theft.
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  04/26/18
"Stolen Prestige"
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  04/27/18
It’s himself.
rose stirring theater stage
  04/26/18
I forgot to take my adderall this morning and won't get it u...
primrose telephone
  04/26/18
he's a prestige-obsessed autist
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? he did an LLM at NYU in tax. anyone who does that lists th...
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  04/26/18
Agreed. And I don' have a problem with him listing it on...
primrose telephone
  04/26/18
aaaaaah he didn't mention seton hall, i see, i actually didn...
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Does that make me wrong?
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  04/26/18
Youre both right
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  04/26/18
nah it' sgotta be this guy http://www.facebook.com/profil...
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  04/27/18
I was convinced this thread was going to be about me.
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  04/27/18
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  04/27/18
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  04/27/18
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  04/27/18
you know like half of lawyers are living a subsistence exist...
Bright exhilarant theater
  04/27/18
probably top 5% outcome at Seton Hall if not higher
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  04/27/18
Lmao, weird balding pattern as well
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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:26 PM
Author: primrose telephone

Jeremy Abrams, Of Counsel at Reed Smith LLP

https://www.linkedin.com/in/jeabrams/ (LinkedIn link warning. Need to be signed in. Not OPSEC safe unless you know what you're doing. Log into your IFNB bodybuilder accounts before clicking)

Exhibit A: Lists New York University School of Law up top on his LinkedIn Profile. If you scroll down, you see he's a SetTTon Hall Law School graduate. THIS IS INTENTIONAL.

Exhibit B: He's about 37 and looks 45, fat and unhealthy. Hides it with badly fitting baggy suits.

Exhibit C: Scroll down to his post "Special thanks to Maryland Comptroller Peter Franchot..." and look at the video. Look at the fuckning shoes the guy is wearing wit his dark suit. JFC, brown is fine, but not fucking light-tan shoes.

Exhibit D: Of counsel. THE beta cucks of the legal world.

Exhibit E: Mother fucker does tax.

I can't tell whether I hate him or if I just feel bad for this pathetic man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35924823)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: primrose telephone

Someone should file a bar complaint against this fuck for blatantly misrepresenting where he went to law school. FTC bust company's for burrying important information down in their disclaimers all the time. How come this fucker gets away MUCH WORSE and he's a LAWYER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35924853)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: rose stirring theater stage

SUMMON: TSINAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35924879)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:33 PM
Author: silver sticky national

Why do you even care

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35924889)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: splenetic bull headed lodge main people

Prestige theft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35924907)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: dead plum temple

"Stolen Prestige"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35931351)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: rose stirring theater stage

It’s himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35924910)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: primrose telephone

I forgot to take my adderall this morning and won't get it until I go back home for lunch shortly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35924922)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: Talented Parlor International Law Enforcement Agency

he's a prestige-obsessed autist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35924994)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: purple plaza

"don't be me, don't be me, don't be me..." *clicks thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35924904)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: insecure pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35924924)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Opaque Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35925043)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Awkward gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35925044)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: Lime Curious Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35931383)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: Nighttime box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35931398)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: claret heady rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35933341)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Charcoal mind-boggling potus ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35933360)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: dashing rusted space

? he did an LLM at NYU in tax. anyone who does that lists that at the top of their resume

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35924917)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: primrose telephone

Agreed.

And I don' have a problem with him listing it on his LinkedIn profile or his Resume.

The problem is that he list it up top in his short description, with no mention of his TTT school -- in a way that makes it appear taht he actually went to NYU. That area should be reserved for the law school the person attended for his JD.

95% of people who look at his profile think he ACTUALLY went to NYU.

If this was a Lanham Act false advertising or FTC ACt UDAAP case, this fucker would be toast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35924944)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: dashing rusted space

aaaaaah he didn't mention seton hall, i see, i actually didn't look at his linkedin i looked at his firm bio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35925045)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:38 PM
Author: vermilion organic girlfriend sanctuary

how insecure and jewish do you have to be to make this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35924938)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Talented Parlor International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35924979)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Awkward gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35925046)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Unhinged property travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35925047)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: primrose telephone

Does that make me wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35925185)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: laughsome mauve voyeur keepsake machete

Youre both right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35931370)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: laughsome mauve voyeur keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35931368)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: floppy area gay wizard



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Date: April 26th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: mustard people who are hurt

Be nice to [insert XO moniker here].

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35925037)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: Swashbuckling theatre

nah it' sgotta be this guy

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35931327)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: Iridescent Roast Beef

I was convinced this thread was going to be about me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35931380)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: Bright exhilarant theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35931389)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: arousing step-uncle's house ceo

In my heart, I hear the ancient revel cry of the Southern District of New York. The pages of a thousand precedents, fluttering in the fetid warm wind of a Manhattan summer. Bright boys scrapping lobbs on pavement up marblecapped stairs through those heavy oaken doors into the glory seat of scholarship. I am old. But that which we are, we are. The courage fire of the law burns bright in me still. I swing my feet to the floor high above the park each morning and still the yearning call of battle shouts spirits to me, rouses me, brings me to bear with the decades force of learned fury. This is what I am, its intrinsic violence what I was born for and what I will die for. How many lives have I seen spent in the pursuit of this thing we call excellence? "The law brings life. The law brings death. Both of these truths are immutable." Agamemnon's rich regal voice, so many years gone, rings still in my ears. We begin again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35931549)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 12:38 PM
Author: Iridescent Roast Beef

Ah, I see you've been to a Cravath Walk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35931756)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: arousing step-uncle's house ceo

It's in our souls, no? That constant call, the sickness unto death, the glorylight of the law. We can try to deny it, fight it, resist its siren whisper as we lay awake at night muscle twitch memory firing with the practiced hand gestures--the summoning sweep the grasped fist the soft point, all that we learned those long ago Attic nights together in the school of Apollonius Molon, sitting hillside in the twilight listening to his words, studying his movements, notations in the evermind. This is who we are. She weeps, begs us to stay, but it's not in us. Flarefire the engine boys, more uraninum fuel against the cold winter night, goddamn the plaintiff hordes crash through them cut their sinews their organs scattersplatter on pavement cut down in the subprimes of their lives Gloriana In Skaddenia Gloriana the young associates shout

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35931910)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Iridescent Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35932493)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 12:11 PM
Author: Bright exhilarant theater

you know like half of lawyers are living a subsistence existence to which teaming up with peterman at the flying j would represent a step up right? this guy is doing fine, relatively

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35931402)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: Talented Parlor International Law Enforcement Agency

probably top 5% outcome at Seton Hall if not higher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35931787)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Excitant Bisexual Location Dysfunction

Lmao, weird balding pattern as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35931798)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: Provocative Chocolate Kitchen Prole

This guy claims academic all American status:

http://www.dinsmore.com/brian-c-close/

Can't find it here:

http://depauwtigers.com/honors_awards/academic_all_america



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3960521&forum_id=2#35933328)