Date: April 26th, 2018 6:06 PM Author: twinkling step-uncle's house prole
Nothing more masculine than sitting around drinking IPAs with the other potbellied betitted semi-divorced wagecucks cheering on your favorite black sportsballer while your wife sits in the kitchen contemplating all her past trysts with chad, and all her pent up resentment towards having to settle for some milquetoast loser who can barely keep a hard-on for longer than 5 minutes, sublimated into "accidentally" burning the nachos in the oven.