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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:05 PM Author: Arousing Bonkers Kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35961819) |
Date: May 1st, 2018 7:08 PM Author: grizzly fragrant immigrant go on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35961850) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:08 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35961852) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:19 PM Author: Vigorous mexican how do you do it, getting into shit that you have no idea about all the time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35961936) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:23 PM Author: Arousing Bonkers Kitty You have to have a network shitlaw colleagues to run things by (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35961972) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:37 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962052) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:36 PM Author: Mind-boggling national Learn it or give it to a guy who does know it. It isn't hard if you mostly do shitigation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962039) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:38 PM Author: brilliant thriller yarmulke Tranny or lit? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962057) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:38 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary yeah ive done it. you just bluff shit all the time. ive gone to hearings in practice fields i have no idea but i just do some lawyering stuff and it all works out okay in the end (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962060) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 9:07 PM Author: outnumbered bat shit crazy ticket booth everybody else around you is secretly dying with equal parts laughter and embarrassment when you think you're 'pulling it off' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962585) |
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Date: May 8th, 2018 9:53 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary They can laugh it up when I pwn them then. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36011651) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:39 PM Author: cowardly ape I'm actually pretty general practice. Do employment, POLITICH, did something constitutional related, do M&A, project finance, environmental, real estate, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962063) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:40 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary ive done shit in every single one of those fields lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962069) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:40 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary i repped a gay bar that got an alcohol license fine because it was too dark to check ids according to alcohol agents. made con law arguments (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962071) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:42 PM Author: anal heaven Legit lold. General practice actual sounds interesting if you can make a living wage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962079) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:43 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary yeah. see i was spoiled because i basically got all the detritus from an otherwise busy PI practice. my job was literally keeping the insane old senior partner's crazy crap out of every other atty's hair so they could work PI cases properly without interference. tough gig but lots of crazy shit. you name it ive been involved in it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962085) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:48 PM Author: anal heaven Every good pi guy has a spaceporn type young guy who handles that. I was being groomed for that and fucked it up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962124) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:49 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary exactly. you were the me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962131) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 8:01 PM Author: anal heaven i actually big time regret it because that kinda "shitlaw" is right up my alley and the PI guy saw that but I had white shoe dreams when he was giving me a good living and I didn't understand that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962202) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 9:05 PM Author: iridescent arrogant set DESCRIBE your fall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962565) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 11:40 PM Author: anal heaven instead of shitlawyering i went big4tax. i got sick and nearly died. ended up doing what i did before law school (academic librarian). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35963670) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2018 4:30 AM Author: iridescent arrogant set That sounds chill. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35964454) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2018 10:00 AM Author: anal heaven it is very chill. but over time, it's not great. especially finanically. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35965130) |
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Date: May 10th, 2018 5:24 PM Author: sapphire potus Isn't that the fuckin' truth.
My Partner gives me so many wacky-ass cases to handle. |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:41 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary i repped chicks for employment hours discrimination and got them a few grand. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962075) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:41 PM Author: cowardly ape 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962077) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:42 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary i repped a chinese restaurant that wasnt disposing of its cooking oil properly. got a huge bag of fried crabs out of the deal too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962082) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:51 PM Author: mentally impaired base 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962135) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 8:22 PM Author: bronze turdskin place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962338) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 9:06 PM Author: iridescent arrogant set 180
I once got a bunch of comped pho from a Vietnamese restaurant client. |
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Date: May 2nd, 2018 8:34 AM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary I got an Iranian rug from an Iranian client whose kid fired an unregistered handgun (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35964715) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2018 11:11 AM Author: iridescent arrogant set What'd you do with the rug? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35965674) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2018 12:38 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary its in my office now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35966319) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2018 8:50 AM Author: henna cuckold locus 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35964741) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:45 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary ive done litigation when one restaurantowner in strip mall got pissed because another estaurant was opening up but trying not to be a restaurant but a "teahouse" so we argued over when a teahouse becomes a legit restaurant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962101) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:49 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary ive repped shut ins who didnt clear rotting meat out of their house for months and had to clean up before they went back to court.
Ive repped mother fuckers who couldnt keep their nightclub shit quiet past curfew and theyd pick me up in their fucking hummers for mexican because they were mexicans. |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:44 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary ive done insane purchase agreements for bingo parlor, dry cleaner, subways, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962094) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:45 PM Author: anal heaven 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962105) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:46 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary you name it man ive done it. or something like it. Seriously, i'll help you out in yr solo practice adventures. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962114) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 9:24 PM Author: Mind-boggling national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962723) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:48 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary hook up w restauranteers. those fuckers are always running afoul of the law. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962122) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:46 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary ive sued bookies who didnt pay up.
Lol i called him, asked for his name, he answered, said that guys not here, then i said his name really sharply, and he sort of sighed and said "yeah?" |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:57 PM Author: dashing green den lmao 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962175) |
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Date: May 9th, 2018 7:25 AM Author: concupiscible high-end quadroon hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36013531) |
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Date: May 9th, 2018 5:46 PM Author: Lime aromatic main people This made me literally LOL while taking a shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36017574) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:56 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary ive repped dominicans who were pissed another dominican beauty aprlour got a copyright on "dominican wax" hairstyle and we tried to udnermine their copyright because they were using it as a noncompete shield (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962168) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 8:02 PM Author: anal heaven this kinda shit would keep me entertained forever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962208) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 8:59 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary went to a dominican picnic after the settlement. it was 180 as fuck. lots of grilled meat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962535) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 9:03 PM Author: anal heaven dominicans know how to party. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962560) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 9:14 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary Cr yeah they were fun (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962642) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 7:57 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary ive repped construciton companies on whether their road line application method was sufficiently covered under a noncompete. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962172) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 8:00 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary i could poast for hours on this crazy shit. but i wont bore you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962196) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 8:03 PM Author: anal heaven go all in. fuck it. you have at least a 1 man audience. i gotta go lift later, but I will be cool with it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962211) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 8:19 PM Author: bronze turdskin place of business great thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962317) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 8:21 PM Author: Godawful public bath incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962336) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 9:03 PM Author: dark water buffalo locale Great work itt. How do these people have money to pay you though? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962557) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 9:18 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary See, I was spoiled. The senior boomer partner i was doing this shit for was literally so crazy his partners just wanted his shit to steer clear of their shit, which was actually profitable. So he'd fuck up all the billing and I was just supposed to do the work. It was ultimately a dead end, as you can imagine, but I learned a lot despite senior partners incompetence. He was.literally banned from appearing in court. So I was his stand in. Crazy shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962673) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2018 8:52 AM Author: henna cuckold locus This needs its own thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35964749) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2018 10:01 AM Author: anal heaven SECONDED. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35965136) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 9:24 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary Repped a lady whose sex toy shop was accidentally demolished as a result of construction work next door. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962721) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 11:49 PM Author: anal heaven lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35963740) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 9:25 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary Repped shitty slumlord who tore up the city plumbing when he was doing jackleg "repairs" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962731) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 9:26 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary Repped car dealer who would sell "demolition only" cars as is. Repped car dealer who bought $300k car for his wife and was pissed when it had scratches upon delivery. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962743) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 9:28 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary Repped landowners who bought useless little triangles of land and would wait for the city to complete development and then want to buy their shitty little triangle because they needed the land to complete the project. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962754) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2018 8:33 AM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary lol those guys were fuckers. total real estate speculating con artists. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35964711) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2018 11:16 AM Author: indigo useless stead did they beat the city? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35965709) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2018 12:39 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary yeah, they made a significant profit, so ... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35966326) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 9:29 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary Did dozens of section 8 evictions. Grandson smoking dope in apartment, grandma loses section 8 qualification. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962763) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2018 10:02 AM Author: anal heaven i feel bad for these old ladies. they're usually like quadruply fucked over life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35965140) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2018 10:26 AM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35965340) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2018 12:40 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary its not their fault their shitty grandsons are smoking dope--and then they get fucked for housing because of it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35966334) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 9:30 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary Dozens of guardian ad litem cases. Visit the kid, make sure foster parents aren't dicks, report same to court. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962770) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 9:31 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary Repped a jewelry store that did a shitty job w a silver plaque intended for a Jewish temple. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962778) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 9:35 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary Got a $180k judgment on the sale of a used car w some fraudulent misreps under consumer law. Collected about $60k of it by having sheriff put tags on every car in the lot. Lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962824) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 9:43 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary Guy wants a k1 visa for his.mexican mail.order bride (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962889) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 9:44 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary Felonies? Just get them down to misdemeanors and plead them out. Misdemeanors, maybe try em. Usually no. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962901) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 11:48 PM Author: anal heaven 180 all around. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35963732) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 9:11 PM Author: demanding cobalt brunch preventive strike I have done so many practice areas it aint even funny but they were all big bank related. At this point maybe only Jamie Dimon has seen more of banking than me. Ive done a stint helping with mergers, Ive done mega bankruptcies. Ive done Reg W shit three different ways, Ive done OCC MRAs, held the Feds hand through all kinds of FRY reporting issues, fucked every which kind of insurer and even done trade clearance shit. If you aint learning something new aint no point to this shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962619) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 9:19 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary I agree. Might as well get some lols out of the game. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962681) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 9:20 PM Author: brilliant thriller yarmulke Everything you mentions is compliance which is not even technically a legal practice area. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35962696) |
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Date: May 1st, 2018 10:25 PM Author: Mind-boggling national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35963221) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2018 8:50 AM Author: henna cuckold locus Spaceporn just fucking wrecked OP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35964743) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2018 10:02 AM Author: anal heaven cr. but i don't think he meant to shit on him, more like showed him that he had a peer in the GAME. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35965150) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2018 12:40 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary that is precisely it. Aint harshing on anyone's game ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35966335) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2018 11:20 AM Author: jade nibblets theater Wrong (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#35965739) |
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Date: May 8th, 2018 8:10 PM Author: bronze turdskin place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36011002) |
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Date: May 8th, 2018 8:46 PM Author: Racy khaki private investor mad-dog skullcap 180 thread would read again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36011254) |
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Date: May 8th, 2018 10:28 PM Author: bronze turdskin place of business did read again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36011858) |
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Date: May 9th, 2018 5:41 PM Author: Racy khaki private investor mad-dog skullcap still just as great a day later. spaceporn really hitting his stride ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36017538) |
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Date: May 9th, 2018 5:45 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36017568) |
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Date: May 9th, 2018 5:45 PM Author: Fuchsia Supple Space Stain I feel like the spaceporn writing staff just used this thread as a way to get rid of all those ideas on 3 x 5" index cards they weren't going to use anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36017569) |
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Date: May 9th, 2018 5:48 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary repped a car dealer who ordered an enormous sign built over his store and had it custom made, didn't want to pay full price for it after the fact so made up fake problems w it and got sued. One of his complaints was that he thought they would put the electrical lights in too--he didn't know he'd have to do that separate--what kind of sign is that. |
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Date: May 9th, 2018 5:50 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary repped a kid whose grandfather was supposed to watch him while granddad was doing repo work (lol!) but let him wander over into the chain perimeter of a junkyard dog, who tussled him a bit. Grandad was scared his daughter would yell at him for being neglectful of the kid and so he wouldn't admit that the dog got to his grandkid--only that it was "some brambles" and then kids face swelled up from the dog spit "like stewie from family guy" according to the dad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36017600) |
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Date: May 9th, 2018 5:53 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary repped a flooring laminate company that was getting sued by one of its contractors for nonpayment but the work was lulzy and had to be completely redone. according to witness the contractor was drunk off his ass when he was applying the final coats. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36017609) |
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Date: May 9th, 2018 5:56 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary repped a guy whose backyard was fucked up because neighbor tried to take a tree down on his own, without doing it properly. I had the brilliant idea of pleading it as a trespass which eliminated the need to show "negligence" without an expert. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36017622) |
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Date: May 9th, 2018 6:09 PM Author: Racy khaki private investor mad-dog skullcap Lol 180 irl torts hypo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36017703) |
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Date: May 9th, 2018 6:13 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary lol the PI atty who gave me the case was like, "Spaceporn, youre a God. Damn. Genius." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36017729) |
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Date: May 9th, 2018 5:58 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary repped a car dealership who was getting sued pro se by a lady who bought a car that had a ticking noise inside it and the dealer said it would get rid of the annoying ticking noise but couldn't. I explained to the pro se lady that we would give her some money for the problem but she wouldn't take it and I had to wait all day in court to try it before a judge. THEN, the judge, who was new on the bench, insisted on going for a ride in the car to hear just how bad the ticking noise was. so we all of us, atty, car dealer, and pro se plaintiff, and judge, all went for a ride in a shitbox down the interstate to listen to the volume of the ticking noise. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36017633) |
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Date: May 9th, 2018 6:00 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary s. American wife of family law client came into my office, threw car keys on my desk, said, if he wants the damn car he can have it! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36017646) |
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Date: May 9th, 2018 6:01 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary Repped a dad who wanted custody of his kid. idiot mother would let the kid ride up and down the east coast w her boyfriend, a registered sex offender. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36017652) |
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Date: May 9th, 2018 6:02 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary Repped a woman in a divorce whose husband was into drinking other women's piss. Swear to god. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36017657) |
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Date: May 9th, 2018 6:18 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary Repped a hoodrat lady on a PI case--lost the case but client apparently managed to steal defense counsel's nice pen from the trial table so there's that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36017759) |
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Date: May 9th, 2018 6:19 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary Had two social security disability clients clock in at 400 plus lbs. Both women. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36017765) |
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Date: May 9th, 2018 11:14 PM Author: iridescent arrogant set DESCRIBE the disabilities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36019775) |
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Date: May 10th, 2018 12:05 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary well, both of them had psychological issues, major depression--both were basically shut ins. Also, of course, there were joint problems, digestive problems, back and neck issues, diabetes, etc etc.
I actually had to do a home visit for one of them. The house itself was filthy, a morbidly obese older lady was snoozing in an armchair--I could barely see anything because the whole room was filled w cigarette smoke, and there were filthy dishes from meals all over every surface. The yard was overgrown, w a junked out car.
When I left the house, two black males "walking past" smirked lasciviously. |
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Date: May 11th, 2018 7:27 PM Author: iridescent arrogant set *takes notes* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36032919) |
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Date: May 9th, 2018 6:23 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary repped a FOB Chinese dude who didn't have a car inspection sticker--he thought he had one already because a black dude was going around the back of all the Chinese restaurants selling American Flag stickers for five bucks saying they were "car registration stickers." It was lulzy as fuck--even the judge thought it was hilarious--that one was pro bono obviously. Stupid fucking FOBS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36017797) |
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Date: May 9th, 2018 6:25 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary Got a couple of speedsters off when the officer couldn't produce a current inspection/calibration certificate for his radar equipment. That's a sweet as fuck fun little win. All the defendants in traffic court are in awe of you after that, like, "Howd you do dat one, man!?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36017816) |
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Date: May 9th, 2018 6:27 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary repped disability client who lived in a tent in his mother's backyard because he couldn't stand to be around people. Repped another who was a crossdresser and had been sexually abused at length by his own mother's boyfriend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36017840) |
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Date: May 9th, 2018 11:12 PM Author: Racy khaki private investor mad-dog skullcap thread isn’t getting credit it deserves (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36019754) |
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Date: May 10th, 2018 5:12 PM Author: Racy khaki private investor mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36024674) |
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Date: May 10th, 2018 5:56 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary repped a halfway house when a tenant there died. he died w a belly full of nails because he had pica and would pull nails out of walls and eat them. The accusation was that he got ahold of nails while at the halfway house but there was only some clawed wallpaper, no holes from missing nails. During break in deposition of mother and father of deceased, I went out and looked at fathers pickup truck, a carpenter, bed of truck full of toolkit, screws, and nails. Went back, asked dad about any outings they took together from the halfway home. discussed picnics, etc. all taken in the pickup truck. Suit was dropped thereafter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36024961) |
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Date: May 11th, 2018 10:01 AM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary Defended three restaurants against ASCAP lawsuits--you have to pay money to musicians to play music in yr bar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36028938) |
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Date: May 11th, 2018 1:53 PM Author: Racy khaki private investor mad-dog skullcap what was result? i thought ascap shakedowns always won (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36030505) |
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Date: May 11th, 2018 2:12 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary they do! I just ultimately negotiated down the amounts that were claimed and then bought annual licenses. But you are in federal court and have to timely answer shit for a while. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36030657) |
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Date: May 11th, 2018 3:22 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary Had to seek a continuance of a trial once because client was in vegas at a blackjack tournament on day of trial and had been pwning and didn't want to leave the game and come home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36031113) |
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Date: May 11th, 2018 3:29 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary repped a gay couple who were being sued for nonpayment for some specially made carpet they bought. Carpet company wouldn't re-sell the carpet--"who wants carpet with a glittery star pattern all over it?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36031170) |
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Date: May 11th, 2018 3:37 PM Author: anal heaven result? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36031243) |
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Date: May 11th, 2018 4:34 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary lets see, lets see … I think I cross-claimed that the carpet was fucked up or not what they ordered and they walked away and we walked away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36031556) |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 9:55 AM Author: Racy khaki private investor mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36053999) |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 10:20 AM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary repped a guy who bought a lemon at auction and then tried to weasel out of it.
Repped a chick who was trying to get her kid away from the father, who made marijuana pipe out of kids sippy cup.
Repped a lady whose shoddy Chinese cane gave way while she was coming down the stairs.
Repped a high school kid who broke her leg on a bouncehouse thing at a school fair.
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Date: May 15th, 2018 10:58 AM Author: Racy khaki private investor mad-dog skullcap isn’t a bounce house a known hazard? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36054439) |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 12:05 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary it was a minor and the argument was that it was not sufficiently manned. It had a climbing wall and then a bouncey part after that. There was only one kid managing the front end when it was supposed to be one kid at the front and one kid at the back. The klutzy 14 year old fell off the climbing wall part of it and got her foot on the seam of the attached tubing. She started screaming and Lol the bouncehouse "employee" told her to shut up shut up. |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 1:29 PM Author: Racy khaki private investor mad-dog skullcap lol shitlaw sounds amazing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36055558) |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 10:22 AM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary Was guardian in a case where the baby had been shaken like a mother fucker by the dad--gave the kid brain damage
Sued a shitty trust management guy who had a bad reputation because he actually legit took a shit on an employers desk. |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 10:27 AM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary repped a doctor who owned a house in upstate NY and his sister had been living there for years and he wanted her to start paying rent or get out. We negotiated an agreement where she would live rent free for another five years and then get out. Her shiftless son had been eyeballing the place and that was the issue because doc didn't want shiftless nephew mooching a free deal for his whole life
Actually the original deal had been drafted by insane senior partner in my firm who had a loan for whatever $20K as reported in the loan agreements but the real life loan amount was only half that so the whole original agreement was arguably not enforceable. |
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Date: May 15th, 2018 10:29 AM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary repped a guy who went in halvsies on a foreclosed house and took the best half of the lot and never transferred the balance of the property over t his secret partner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36054254) |
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Date: May 18th, 2018 12:47 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary three or four bedbug cases. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36077417) |
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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:15 PM Author: anal heaven lmao details, result? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36077625) |
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Date: May 18th, 2018 3:31 PM Author: Shimmering Sanctuary $$$ each time. One city had a sort of statutory "strict liability" for hotels. Cases like that are a good way to get an in with the transient hooker population. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36078793) |
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Date: May 18th, 2018 3:48 PM Author: anal heaven genius. i'm literally going to put together a shitlaw playbook from this. lol.
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 8:23 AM Author: Racy khaki private investor mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36103081) |
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Date: May 31st, 2018 9:54 PM Author: bronze turdskin place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36162112) |
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Date: June 5th, 2018 8:21 PM Author: bronze turdskin place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3965609&forum_id=2#36190566) |