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Went out with girl I really liked last night and I will 100% fuck this up

I'm going to use this board as an outlet to send the stupid ...
deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi
  05/04/18
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amber orchestra pit chad
  05/04/18
haha friendly reminder to wear flats on wednesday
deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi
  05/04/18
ughh been there. be cool and casual but show interest
crimson field knife
  05/04/18
...
amber orchestra pit chad
  05/04/18
Not showing interest works best for me, brother.
brilliant yarmulke
  05/05/18
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amber orchestra pit chad
  05/04/18
When I said it looks like you lift it was actually a complim...
deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi
  05/04/18
Haha there's nothing wrong with being Irish I just didn't th...
deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi
  05/04/18
Really enjoyed talking Civil War history with u! BTW we shou...
deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi
  05/04/18
It's insane when you think about it how one little misstep c...
amber orchestra pit chad
  05/04/18
Brother I feel like I'm teetering on a knife's edge here. Th...
deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi
  05/04/18
why do you think she'll dingfag you? I just ghosted a gir...
amber orchestra pit chad
  05/04/18
Height, mainly. Even though it was SHE who suggested we go o...
deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi
  05/04/18
I'm rooting for you brother. It's rough out there.
amber orchestra pit chad
  05/04/18
ty brother. It will be like rooting for the New York Jets th...
deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi
  05/04/18
Get some subtle shoe lifts for next date to ease any of her ...
amber orchestra pit chad
  05/04/18
I generally try to go for the bang as quickly as possible fo...
deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi
  05/04/18
...
crimson field knife
  05/04/18
realize that height is a proxy for father / powerfulness...
aggressive nudist stage
  05/04/18
lmao
crimson field knife
  05/04/18
...
amber orchestra pit chad
  05/04/18
Seems like the cr would just be to fight the guy if I'm goin...
deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi
  05/04/18
lol yeah but that means you have to win. also legal trouble....
aggressive nudist stage
  05/04/18
What if I paid a friend to be the "aggressor" (...
deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi
  05/04/18
(marty mcfly)
aggressive nudist stage
  05/04/18
...
crimson field knife
  05/04/18
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180 arrogant idiot
  05/04/18
If the dating market was inverted, men would be equally irra...
marvelous site
  05/04/18
mods
deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi
  05/04/18
...
crusty dark brunch wagecucks
  05/04/18
...
amber orchestra pit chad
  05/04/18
alternatively, just be a white guy in asia and you'll experi...
Boyish Tank Trump Supporter
  05/04/18
It only semi-counts if you literally can't tell the women ap...
marvelous site
  05/04/18
...
deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi
  05/04/18
...
Swashbuckling opaque liquid oxygen
  05/04/18
Apart from the other women.... or from the men as well?
Unholy Chestnut Background Story Travel Guidebook
  05/04/18
What happens in Asia doesn't count.
marvelous site
  05/04/18
true
Unholy Chestnut Background Story Travel Guidebook
  05/04/18
...
crimson field knife
  05/04/18
...
autistic know-it-all milk
  05/04/18
...
wonderful house
  05/10/18
May The Fourth be with you! Seriously though, don't you just...
Unholy Chestnut Background Story Travel Guidebook
  05/04/18
you're not helping
deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi
  05/04/18
Don't text her. Watch some Corey Wayne vids. Be aloof a...
Unholy Chestnut Background Story Travel Guidebook
  05/04/18
ive seen this "dont text her" shit backfire --->...
crimson field knife
  05/04/18
Yeah, I'll probably text her something about a show she reco...
deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi
  05/04/18
right idea, wrong execution imo. something like, "Watch...
crimson field knife
  05/04/18
Woah Cr friend!
deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi
  05/04/18
no. that's friendzone type stuff
Racy idea he suggested locus
  05/04/18
OPs dick swagger didnt win him anything on date 1. he's play...
crimson field knife
  05/04/18
Fawningly remembering specific details of their conversation...
Provocative Elastic Band
  05/04/18
what do you recommend? i think we both agree he's probably f...
crimson field knife
  05/04/18
agreed
deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi
  05/04/18
there is no perfect text. she already knows whether she's go...
Fear-inspiring Titillating Mental Disorder Dog Poop
  05/04/18
gonna have to agree. stick with dirte's advice
Fear-inspiring Titillating Mental Disorder Dog Poop
  05/04/18
CR. "You should come over and watch the new episode at...
Provocative Elastic Band
  05/04/18
he can build to that if shes playing ball. he shouldnt lead ...
crimson field knife
  05/04/18
Haha not the OP.
Provocative Elastic Band
  05/04/18
Yeah... at least a week. CR to keep it casual and fun.
Unholy Chestnut Background Story Travel Guidebook
  05/04/18
We've already set up a second date. I'm not planning on text...
deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi
  05/04/18
good plan
crimson field knife
  05/04/18
You're on the right track then. I can't stress the impor...
Unholy Chestnut Background Story Travel Guidebook
  05/04/18
jfc women
amber orchestra pit chad
  05/04/18
Women, explain yourselves
deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi
  05/04/18
Women aren't too different from men in this aspect. We all l...
Unholy Chestnut Background Story Travel Guidebook
  05/04/18
Bullshit. Men are thrilled when a woman throws herself at t...
marvelous site
  05/04/18
You're differentiating between dating and fucking. I've fuc...
Unholy Chestnut Background Story Travel Guidebook
  05/04/18
rule of life. never act more interested in a girl than she i...
Racy idea he suggested locus
  05/04/18
...
Internet-worthy Lodge
  05/04/18
top golf is always on the table haha
crimson field knife
  05/04/18
omg hahahah
Boyish Tank Trump Supporter
  05/04/18
lmao
navy razzmatazz whorehouse
  05/04/18
srs q: how do i find a girl to go out with that i really lik...
stubborn ladyboy
  05/04/18
idk I lift and eat well so I have a "good body" an...
deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi
  05/04/18
...
amber orchestra pit chad
  05/04/18
??? be attractive and hit on girls? for me about 1/50 gir...
crimson field knife
  05/04/18
...
amber orchestra pit chad
  05/04/18
cr this is basically modern "dating" ljl at this h...
deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi
  05/04/18
...
crimson field knife
  05/04/18
...
amber orchestra pit chad
  05/04/18
Ouch. For me it's more like 20-25 but I might be more select...
Odious office rigor
  05/05/18
tbf, you've probably already fucked it up- you just don't kn...
Appetizing sex offender therapy
  05/04/18
cr
deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi
  05/04/18
you're letting your interest in this girl plus your insecuri...
Racy idea he suggested locus
  05/04/18
I've seen a girl drop a guy after 4-5 dates because "I ...
Internet-worthy Lodge
  05/04/18
was she the one who suggested the 2nd date in that/those ins...
Racy idea he suggested locus
  05/04/18
I didn't follow closely enough to say. Bonus - This is th...
Internet-worthy Lodge
  05/04/18
lol dude, I've 100% gotten dingfagged for my height even aft...
deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi
  05/04/18
Ljl I just sent her this thread she is laughing at you and t...
autistic know-it-all milk
  05/04/18
fuck my ass
deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi
  05/04/18
You're a virgin
Fantasy-prone splenetic hissy fit
  05/04/18
cr
deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi
  05/04/18
...
amber orchestra pit chad
  05/05/18
UPDATE: I'm done here
deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi
  05/08/18
details brother
Bat shit crazy potus
  05/08/18
describe? did you get to date 2?
crimson field knife
  05/08/18
Did not. Pretty clear she is ghosting. I did get my hopes...
deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi
  05/08/18
par for the course dude. just keeping swipin' lol
crimson field knife
  05/08/18
Turns out she didn't ghost and I'm seeing her tonight! Now I...
deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi
  05/09/18
Make sure to ask her "What's wrong," every two min...
180 arrogant idiot
  05/09/18
lmao insane
amber orchestra pit chad
  05/09/18
You need to totally change the game. Show up good and drunk...
Provocative Elastic Band
  05/09/18
Update: saw her last night and had a great date. She even ca...
deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi
  05/10/18
did you add the second paragraph to avoid the inevitable xo ...
crimson field knife
  05/10/18
No just needed somewhere to "write" all this. Now ...
deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi
  05/10/18
your approach is tcr. have two tracks: GF and slut. track th...
crimson field knife
  05/10/18
you sounds like a chad
amber orchestra pit chad
  05/10/18
but I'm not, that's the crazy part about this
deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi
  05/10/18
Enjoy it while it lasts. In 25 years, you won't regret dumpi...
Unholy Chestnut Background Story Travel Guidebook
  05/10/18
titcr i could never be good to a wife one day if i never had...
crimson field knife
  05/10/18
This sounds flame.
Internet-worthy Lodge
  05/10/18
we were dealt different cards in life. im just playin' my ha...
crimson field knife
  05/10/18
He's 100% right. You are not picturing clearly enough the f...
Provocative Elastic Band
  05/10/18
...
marvelous site
  05/10/18
...
Unholy Chestnut Background Story Travel Guidebook
  05/10/18
How would having crazy kooky sex with other people make this...
Internet-worthy Lodge
  05/10/18
Probably the cr, modern "dating" fucks your mind t...
deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi
  05/10/18
You learn what it's about and aren't tempted anymore.
ebony heady sneaky criminal
  05/10/18
ljl at assuming I'll make it another 25 years. GC has irrepa...
deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi
  05/10/18
The nice thing is I have >200 mg etizolam, 60 mg oxycodon...
deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi
  05/10/18
your ancestors would kill themselves for this crazy sexed up...
crimson field knife
  05/10/18
Society is flame. How can we continue living in this nightma...
deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi
  05/10/18
Enjoy!
crimson field knife
  05/10/18
Thank
deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi
  05/10/18
(NYC dating) Also how did your ex get raped? Was she pene...
Chocolate new version library
  05/10/18
Well it sounds like it was a situation where they were hooki...
deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi
  05/10/18
Update: I achieved sexual congress with this girl last night...
deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi
  05/26/18


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Date: May 4th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi

I'm going to use this board as an outlet to send the stupid haha texts that I want to send her right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35981034)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: amber orchestra pit chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35981035)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi

haha friendly reminder to wear flats on wednesday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35981042)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: crimson field knife

ughh been there. be cool and casual but show interest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35981047)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: amber orchestra pit chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35981051)



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Date: May 5th, 2018 9:50 AM
Author: brilliant yarmulke

Not showing interest works best for me, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35986464)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: amber orchestra pit chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35981052)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi

When I said it looks like you lift it was actually a compliment! I wasn't calling you bulky haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35981053)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi

Haha there's nothing wrong with being Irish I just didn't think your face was round enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35981067)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 12:21 PM
Author: deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi

Really enjoyed talking Civil War history with u! BTW we should check out Gettysburg together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35981086)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: amber orchestra pit chad

It's insane when you think about it how one little misstep can doom you with women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35981116)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi

Brother I feel like I'm teetering on a knife's edge here. This could be my future wife and I'm *this* close to getting dingfagged, I'm sure of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35981125)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: amber orchestra pit chad

why do you think she'll dingfag you?

I just ghosted a girl who really liked me pretty sure. She was cute-ish, fun personality, and sweet, but attractiveness and youth weren't there in sufficient quantities to maek into relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35981132)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 12:32 PM
Author: deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi

Height, mainly. Even though it was SHE who suggested we go out again, I really don't have much margin for error here.

She's really pretty and really smart and not a shitlib, so she's got her pick of chadcock I'm pretty sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35981141)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 12:33 PM
Author: amber orchestra pit chad

I'm rooting for you brother. It's rough out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35981150)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 12:35 PM
Author: deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi

ty brother. It will be like rooting for the New York Jets though, believe me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35981163)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 12:36 PM
Author: amber orchestra pit chad

Get some subtle shoe lifts for next date to ease any of her concerns. Then once you bang her she will be attached and not care about your real height as much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35981169)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi

I generally try to go for the bang as quickly as possible for this very reason. It's usually highly effective.

I already have orthodics that add a subtle 1/2 inch of height. Might have to step it up next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35981202)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 12:36 PM
Author: crimson field knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35981167)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 12:39 PM
Author: aggressive nudist stage

realize that height is a proxy for father / powerfulness / protection / dominance and that you simply have to compensate in other ways to 100% ensure she feels protected by you. take her a crowded bar and then nearly get in a fight with a guy who brushes against her or something. spend ten minutes furious after the almost-fight and tell her that you didnt fight because you are turning over a new leaf, but you get ENRAGED when someone disrespects a woman you are with



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35981180)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 12:43 PM
Author: crimson field knife

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35981197)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:24 PM
Author: amber orchestra pit chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35981869)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi

Seems like the cr would just be to fight the guy if I'm going to go down this path, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35981204)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: aggressive nudist stage

lol yeah but that means you have to win. also legal trouble.

you can reap the benefit of being a violent protector without the risk by simply coming close to fighting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35981219)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 12:47 PM
Author: deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi

What if I paid a friend to be the "aggressor"

(jk I don't have friends)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35981224)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:34 PM
Author: aggressive nudist stage

(marty mcfly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35981958)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: crimson field knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35982010)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: 180 arrogant idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35982184)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: marvelous site

If the dating market was inverted, men would be equally irrational.

For men, finding a woman interested in you is work. For women, male attention is available constantly and on-demand-- it's actually a nuisance ("I had to delete tinder, I was getting too many messages.") So why not ONE WRONG MOVE the guy you're with? In the time it took him to buy you a drink, two more guys matched you on tinder and three on bumble.

If it was that easy for men, we'd be crazy too. Why give the objective 6 a chance when there's five more women vying for your attention right this very instant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35981187)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35981206)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: crusty dark brunch wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35981810)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: amber orchestra pit chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35981878)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: Boyish Tank Trump Supporter

alternatively, just be a white guy in asia and you'll experience this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35982021)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: marvelous site

It only semi-counts if you literally can't tell the women apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35982045)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35982107)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:59 PM
Author: Swashbuckling opaque liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35982154)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: Unholy Chestnut Background Story Travel Guidebook

Apart from the other women.... or from the men as well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35982215)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: marvelous site

What happens in Asia doesn't count.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35982234)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: Unholy Chestnut Background Story Travel Guidebook

true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35982271)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: crimson field knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35982033)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:51 PM
Author: autistic know-it-all milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35982094)



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Date: May 10th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: wonderful house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#36023279)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Unholy Chestnut Background Story Travel Guidebook

May The Fourth be with you! Seriously though, don't you just love Jar Jar Binks? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35981821)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:23 PM
Author: deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi

you're not helping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35981854)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: Unholy Chestnut Background Story Travel Guidebook

Don't text her. Watch some Corey Wayne vids.

Be aloof and don't show her too much interest.

Don't text her until she texts you. Keep it short and just set a date with her again. Don't spend much time talking or texting her, she'll lose interest quickly... that's what the dates are for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35981902)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: crimson field knife

ive seen this "dont text her" shit backfire ---> "i thought you werent interested"

cr is to just wait a little before texting her. and when you do, make it casual and fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35981909)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:30 PM
Author: deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi

Yeah, I'll probably text her something about a show she recommended in a day or two. "Finally took the plunge and gave Westworld a watch haha" or something similar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35981927)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: crimson field knife

right idea, wrong execution imo. something like, "Watched Westword on your rec. Do you think [X character] likes [stupid thing you both joked about on date]?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35981979)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi

Woah Cr friend!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35981988)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: Racy idea he suggested locus

no. that's friendzone type stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35982034)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: crimson field knife

OPs dick swagger didnt win him anything on date 1. he's playing up his wit and charm and gunning for pussy on dates 2-4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35982061)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:54 PM
Author: Provocative Elastic Band

Fawningly remembering specific details of their conversation and recounting them over text days later is too far to the other guardrail. Sending that kind of text would justifiably make her think he's gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35982121)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: crimson field knife

what do you recommend? i think we both agree he's probably fucked despite sending the *perfect* text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35982147)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:59 PM
Author: deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35982153)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Titillating Mental Disorder Dog Poop

there is no perfect text. she already knows whether she's going to fuck op or not. there's no reason to text her anything other than "want to hang out this weekend?". if she says no then there was no text that would have made her say yes. if she says yes then go out for a drink or two, escalate and then take her back to your place. trying too hard to be witty or showing any investment in the outcome either way is what will fuck you. abundance mentality, there's another ho out there just like this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35982189)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:51 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Titillating Mental Disorder Dog Poop

gonna have to agree. stick with dirte's advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35982090)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Provocative Elastic Band

CR. "You should come over and watch the new episode at my place on Sunday" is better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35982100)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:54 PM
Author: crimson field knife

he can build to that if shes playing ball. he shouldnt lead with the text youve typed here

edit: shouldnt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35982116)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: Provocative Elastic Band

Haha not the OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35982127)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: Unholy Chestnut Background Story Travel Guidebook

Yeah... at least a week. CR to keep it casual and fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35981984)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi

We've already set up a second date. I'm not planning on texting her much if at all until then (that's what this thread is for)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35981918)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: crimson field knife

good plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35981982)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: Unholy Chestnut Background Story Travel Guidebook

You're on the right track then.

I can't stress the importance of appearing aloof and not too interested, enough. The minute she gets a whiff that you're more into her than she is into you... ur done here.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35981996)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: amber orchestra pit chad

jfc women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35982020)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi

Women, explain yourselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35982028)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 3:01 PM
Author: Unholy Chestnut Background Story Travel Guidebook

Women aren't too different from men in this aspect. We all like a challenge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35982159)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 3:15 PM
Author: marvelous site

Bullshit. Men are thrilled when a woman throws herself at them.

"Oh, I would have fucked her, but she seemed a little to into me" is not said by straight men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35982254)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: Unholy Chestnut Background Story Travel Guidebook

You're differentiating between dating and fucking. I've fucked tons of chicks that were too clingy to date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35982279)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: Racy idea he suggested locus

rule of life. never act more interested in a girl than she is of you. instant death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35982049)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35982063)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:23 PM
Author: crimson field knife

top golf is always on the table haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35981859)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: Boyish Tank Trump Supporter

omg hahahah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35982008)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: navy razzmatazz whorehouse

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35982123)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:24 PM
Author: stubborn ladyboy

srs q: how do i find a girl to go out with that i really like? or should i be being patient and realizing that i won't be in love with any of these girls the first time i meet them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35981863)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi

idk I lift and eat well so I have a "good body" and have a beach picture. u could try that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35981876)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: amber orchestra pit chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35981882)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: crimson field knife

??? be attractive and hit on girls?

for me about 1/50 girls i go out with i know after meeting them for 20 mins i could fall in love with them. they check all the right boxes. i know how rare it is, and ultimately blow it like OP for showing my cards to soon/appearing desperate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35981890)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: amber orchestra pit chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35981899)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi

cr this is basically modern "dating" ljl at this hellscape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35981932)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: crimson field knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35981999)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: amber orchestra pit chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35982062)



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Date: May 5th, 2018 10:21 AM
Author: Odious office rigor

Ouch. For me it's more like 20-25 but I might be more selective in who I meet. I've blown it with about 3 chicks I could have fallen in love with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35986603)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:30 PM
Author: Appetizing sex offender therapy

tbf, you've probably already fucked it up- you just don't know it yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35981922)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35981934)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Racy idea he suggested locus

you're letting your interest in this girl plus your insecurity about your height psyche you out.

stop. she wouldn't have suggested another date if she had an issue with your height. end of story. if her interest cools now, it wasn't because of the height. you've passed the physical screening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35982057)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:48 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Lodge

I've seen a girl drop a guy after 4-5 dates because "I just couldn't deal with how short he was."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35982068)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 3:04 PM
Author: Racy idea he suggested locus

was she the one who suggested the 2nd date in that/those instances?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35982176)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Lodge

I didn't follow closely enough to say.

Bonus - This is the same girl from this post:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3966459&mc=72&forum_id=2#35968409

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35982186)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi

lol dude, I've 100% gotten dingfagged for my height even after banging girls. You just know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35982131)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:51 PM
Author: autistic know-it-all milk

Ljl I just sent her this thread she is laughing at you and texting her friends in a group text about this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35982087)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi

fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35982122)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone splenetic hissy fit

You're a virgin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35982124)



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Date: May 4th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35982134)



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Date: May 5th, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: amber orchestra pit chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#35986637)



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Date: May 8th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi

UPDATE:

I'm done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#36007341)



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Date: May 8th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy potus

details brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#36007342)



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Date: May 8th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: crimson field knife

describe? did you get to date 2?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#36007345)



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Date: May 8th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi

Did not. Pretty clear she is ghosting.

I did get my hopes up a little here, but I can't say I'm too surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#36007371)



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Date: May 8th, 2018 4:52 PM
Author: crimson field knife

par for the course dude. just keeping swipin' lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#36009650)



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Date: May 9th, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi

Turns out she didn't ghost and I'm seeing her tonight! Now I get to fuck it up again!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#36015872)



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Date: May 9th, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: 180 arrogant idiot

Make sure to ask her "What's wrong," every two minutes or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#36015899)



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Date: May 9th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: amber orchestra pit chad

lmao insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#36015976)



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Date: May 9th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: Provocative Elastic Band

You need to totally change the game. Show up good and drunk and follow your first impulse the rest of the night. If she calls you out make up some excuse about your coworkers dragging you to a happy hour bc you pwn3d something at work and they bought lots of shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#36016027)



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Date: May 10th, 2018 1:02 PM
Author: deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi

Update: saw her last night and had a great date. She even came back to my place afterward but we both agreed that we like each other and don't want to sleep together yet since NYC dating is a nightmare hellscape of fucking and ghosting and we're trying to avoid that. Going to see her again next week. Of course she wore fucking wedges again.

Also last night my very recent ex basically got raped by a 6'4" chad, a cute but dumb girl kept texting me begging me to come fuck her, and a chubby domme girl was texting me all night trying to get me to be her cuck slave. And I have another first date with a cute blonde tonight. Lol at my life, lol at society, getting ready to killself.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#36022933)



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Date: May 10th, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: crimson field knife

did you add the second paragraph to avoid the inevitable xo cuck insults? well played. i hope the nice girl pans out. for now, you should keep banging the degenerate sluts on the side to hedge your bets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#36022952)



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Date: May 10th, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi

No just needed somewhere to "write" all this. Now I'm regretting ever breaking up with my ex because she feels genuinely devastated and worthless and I'm out there being a degenerate faggot. FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#36022980)



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Date: May 10th, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: crimson field knife

your approach is tcr. have two tracks: GF and slut. track the girls after date one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#36023020)



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Date: May 10th, 2018 1:07 PM
Author: amber orchestra pit chad

you sounds like a chad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#36022959)



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Date: May 10th, 2018 1:09 PM
Author: deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi

but I'm not, that's the crazy part about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#36022970)



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Date: May 10th, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: Unholy Chestnut Background Story Travel Guidebook

Enjoy it while it lasts. In 25 years, you won't regret dumping your gf and you certainly won't regret banging out a few appsluts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#36023046)



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Date: May 10th, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: crimson field knife

titcr i could never be good to a wife one day if i never had crazy KOOKY sex when young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#36023052)



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Date: May 10th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Lodge

This sounds flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#36023235)



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Date: May 10th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: crimson field knife

we were dealt different cards in life. im just playin' my hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#36023262)



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Date: May 10th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: Provocative Elastic Band

He's 100% right. You are not picturing clearly enough the frustration involved when the person you're pledged to for life acts like a histrionic child and annoys the shit out of you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#36023368)



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Date: May 10th, 2018 2:09 PM
Author: marvelous site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#36023433)



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Date: May 10th, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Unholy Chestnut Background Story Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#36023812)



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Date: May 10th, 2018 3:09 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Lodge

How would having crazy kooky sex with other people make this more tolerable? It seems like it would almost certainly make you more irate about being shackled to one person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#36023830)



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Date: May 10th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi

Probably the cr, modern "dating" fucks your mind to hell and back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#36023944)



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Date: May 10th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: ebony heady sneaky criminal

You learn what it's about and aren't tempted anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#36023948)



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Date: May 10th, 2018 1:51 PM
Author: deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi

ljl at assuming I'll make it another 25 years. GC has irreparably blown out my holds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#36023271)



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Date: May 10th, 2018 1:07 PM
Author: deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi

The nice thing is I have >200 mg etizolam, 60 mg oxycodone, and a bunch of alcohol. I figure I take all this, draw a nice warm bath, and let nature take its course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#36022963)



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Date: May 10th, 2018 1:16 PM
Author: crimson field knife

your ancestors would kill themselves for this crazy sexed up pussy, yet you want to kill yourself over it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#36023014)



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Date: May 10th, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi

Society is flame. How can we continue living in this nightmare vision dystopia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#36023029)



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Date: May 10th, 2018 1:19 PM
Author: crimson field knife

Enjoy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#36023036)



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Date: May 10th, 2018 1:20 PM
Author: deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#36023044)



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Date: May 10th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Chocolate new version library

(NYC dating)

Also how did your ex get raped? Was she penetrated? Tell her to call the cops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#36023942)



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Date: May 10th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi

Well it sounds like it was a situation where they were hooking up, she said stop, and he proceeded to penetrate anyway while holding her down. idk who knows, clearly it was at least partially consensual and then some lines got blurred.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#36024059)



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Date: May 26th, 2018 8:57 AM
Author: deranged beady-eyed resort fanboi

Update: I achieved sexual congress with this girl last night! It was 180, especially since the subject of using a condom was never even broached. But then she said I should continue to see other girls so I don’t just “dive into” something with her, so we all know what that means.

Still, I’m feeling very good about this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3968107&forum_id=2#36130700)