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Solo being trashed in reviews.

If the goal here was to really understand how a brash kid fr...
pontificating offensive sanctuary reading party
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lol at the SJW reviewer complaining that the film is racist ...
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Thats the first time I’ve heard someone say TPM is racist
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wtf you've never heard about TPM being racist, like the hook...
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jar jar and the asian fish guys r racist 2 shitlibs.
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  05/16/18
Now you’re racist for not previously noticing
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Pretty much everything made before 2016 is racist now.
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this is insanity
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I think the trade federation guys were also Asian
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hook nose desert dweller who liked to scam people and welch ...
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More like The Phantom Racist, amirite?
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if they hate it that means it might actually be decent
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cr. mixed reviews means it's probably gonna be decent.
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my immediate thought
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so that means it might be ok?
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I wouldn't put money on that.
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Thought this was about a solo practitioner and I was like fu...
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thought it was some Yelp flame war
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"Responsive but has nothing worth saying. Still got my ...
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I thought this even after I read the first review in the OP ...
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Fuck Star Wars, let it die
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so they took a movie character famous for having awesome one...
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"Solo is less a movie than it’s that page in Highlights...
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What the fuck is the criteria for evaluating whether a movie...
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I’m sure it sucks but LOL at critics feeling free to tee off...
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  05/17/18
Leave Schlossberg ALONE
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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: pontificating offensive sanctuary reading party

If the goal here was to really understand how a brash kid from a backwater planet became an amoral smuggler, Solo failed.

– Matt Singer, ScreenCrush

Solo is the first Star Wars film in recent memory that feels like it’s selling something… Solo merely exists to set up more Solo movies. And it shows.

– Chris Evangelista, Slashfilm

[It] isn’t a stand-alone film so much as a corporate directive made flesh, a quarterly earnings report in a vest and black leather boots.

– Sam Adams, Slate

Solo is less a movie than it’s that page in Highlights Magazine that makes you feel good for finding the chair and the bicycle in the hidden picture.

– Alonso Duralde, The Wrap

There’s a sense of laziness in the film’s story structure that keeps it bogged down like a car trying to get out of a ditch. The wheels are spinning but it’s not going anywhere.

– Clayton Davis, Awards Circuit

Some of the unthinking racism that damaged The Phantom Menace returns here… and the longer the film goes on, the clearer it becomes that Solo, like many a Star Wars film before it, is not too interested in women.

– Matt Zoller Seitz, RogerEbert.com

Solo is the most intimate, ground-level Star Wars movie we’ve ever gotten.

– Angie Han, Mashable

Solo isn’t the worst Star Wars movie—your record is safe, The Phantom Menace — just the one with the least compelling reason to exist.

– Sam Adams, Slate

It’s the best goddamn Star Wars film released under the Mouse House. Better yet, it’s the most fun anyone has had in this far, far away galaxy since [the Reagan era].

– Michael Roffman, Consequence of Sound

The first dud of the new series.

– Rafer Guzman, Newsday

This might also be the least epic Star Wars movie to date.

– Alonso Duralde, The Wrap

The creature and set design in Solo are some of the best we’ve ever seen in Star Wars.

– Germain Lussier, io9

Solo was the first Star Wars movie in a long time that gave me anything like the light-hearted thrill I first felt seeing A New Hope as a kid.

– Kaila Hale-Stern, The Mary Sue

This is going 2 b a shitshow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066225)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:48 PM
Author: Arousing headpube address

lol at the SJW reviewer complaining that the film is racist and "doesn't like women too much." Also, why is he alleging that The Phantom Menace is racist? There is nothing racist about The Phantom Menace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066241)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: topaz razzmatazz rigpig electric furnace

Thats the first time I’ve heard someone say TPM is racist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066247)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: Snowy parlor

wtf you've never heard about TPM being racist, like the hook nose scammer who lives in the middle ea—i mean the desert

or the big swinging dicks who do trade with the asian accents

or jar jar being played like a nignog

this was all talked about right when it came out, it's not SJW stuff, it predates that shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36067038)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: topaz razzmatazz rigpig electric furnace

Lol I guess I ignored all that shit back then. Life was so much more pleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36068825)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Claret codepig



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:50 PM
Author: pontificating offensive sanctuary reading party

jar jar and the asian fish guys r racist 2 shitlibs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066249)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: violent vibrant cuck casino

Now you’re racist for not previously noticing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066266)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:05 PM
Author: Lime range idiot

Pretty much everything made before 2016 is racist now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066389)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:06 PM
Author: Blue university regret

this is insanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066394)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:06 PM
Author: iridescent piazza

Enjoy!

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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:06 PM
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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:43 AM
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Date: May 17th, 2018 7:18 AM
Author: know-it-all odious voyeur



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Date: May 17th, 2018 10:44 AM
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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:55 PM
Author: wild bespoke twinkling uncleanness

I think the trade federation guys were also Asian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066674)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: Snowy parlor

hook nose desert dweller who liked to scam people and welch on deals

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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:56 PM
Author: Startled Swashbuckling Corner Trump Supporter

More like The Phantom Racist, amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066683)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: mint provocative institution macaca

if they hate it that means it might actually be decent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066243)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:25 PM
Author: territorial nursing home nowag

cr. mixed reviews means it's probably gonna be decent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066515)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:39 PM
Author: walnut marvelous ticket booth turdskin



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:41 PM
Author: Titillating Parlour Feces

my immediate thought

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Date: May 17th, 2018 8:10 AM
Author: Comical space



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Date: May 17th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: cerebral alcoholic candlestick maker



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: Blue university regret

so that means it might be ok?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066246)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:51 PM
Author: pontificating offensive sanctuary reading party

I wouldn't put money on that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066262)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: violent vibrant cuck casino

Let me guess the critics’ consensus: “The whole thing is trash but Donald Glover is great.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066272)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:07 PM
Author: vivacious yapping deer antler senate



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:24 PM
Author: mind-boggling theatre



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:26 PM
Author: territorial nursing home nowag

donald glover is legit tho even if shitlibs try to make him a token for whatever they want black people to be in their shitlib white minds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066521)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:39 PM
Author: walnut marvelous ticket booth turdskin



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:41 PM
Author: blathering french kitchen sound barrier

Thought this was about a solo practitioner and I was like fuck, you still have to put up with performance reviews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066599)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:43 PM
Author: Trip dead native community account

thought it was some Yelp flame war

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066609)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: primrose area wrinkle



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:48 PM
Author: mentally impaired property circlehead

"Responsive but has nothing worth saying. Still got my license suspended."

- boozluvr69, Yelp.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066636)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:49 PM
Author: hairless hyperactive kitty cat selfie



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:52 PM
Author: haunting histrionic public bath

I thought this even after I read the first review in the OP above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066653)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 6:21 AM
Author: fluffy underhanded becky

lol, same here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36067357)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 6:19 AM
Author: Overrated Pervert



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Date: May 17th, 2018 6:21 AM
Author: fluffy underhanded becky



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Date: May 17th, 2018 11:14 AM
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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:56 PM
Author: Startled Swashbuckling Corner Trump Supporter

Fuck Star Wars, let it die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36066689)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:50 AM
Author: Maize toilet seat

so they took a movie character famous for having awesome one liners and generally being a boorish apex alpha loner chad, shrunk him, de-sexualized him, feminized him, made him rely on his team, and made him only say and do gay shit? and this was all conceived by a roomful of fat women who live in Beverly Hills?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36067103)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 6:06 AM
Author: Sienna stimulating organic girlfriend trust fund

"Solo is less a movie than it’s that page in Highlights Magazine that makes you feel good for finding the chair and the bicycle in the hidden picture."

imagine the smug smirk on the millennial fag writer's face upon composing this ridiculous line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36067307)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 7:11 AM
Author: Sooty aphrodisiac philosopher-king

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36067414)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 7:15 AM
Author: Sooty aphrodisiac philosopher-king

What the fuck is the criteria for evaluating whether a movie is "essential"

We are talking about cartoon entertainment aimed largely at children. See it and enjoy it if you so want. No pop culture is "essential" despite these dipshit writers attempting to "inject" it into the "national conversation" or whatever the fuck.

That goes for Black Panther too (which had its moments but also had some weird incomprehensible shit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36067418)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 7:20 AM
Author: zippy naked market hunting ground

I’m sure it sucks but LOL at critics feeling free to tee off on this one because it’s about a FUCKING WHITE MALE! While we have to read positive reviews of SPS Diversity Wars installments.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36067427)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 10:44 AM
Author: Tantric windowlicker boistinker

Leave Schlossberg ALONE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978791&forum_id=2#36068489)