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Chandler Kenny and Cali PLC settlements in last 30 days (CSLG)

- 60K Offer (should settle for 70k) - 50K Settled - 40K Se...
laughsome elite mad cow disease
  05/18/18
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Vivacious Violet Area Doctorate
  05/18/18
Sick neg on Kenny with the 2.5K DUI's
hot stubborn personal credit line
  05/18/18
Wasn't meant to be a neg. He is working on all the files too...
laughsome elite mad cow disease
  05/18/18
the DUIs bring in almost as much as the 10k settlements
hairraiser insecure abode
  05/18/18
DUIs are two hearings. You get more for trial. You can mak...
Azure abusive rigpig
  05/18/18
Shit, maybe I should take the bar exam.
hot stubborn personal credit line
  05/18/18
It’s not a great living. Ideally you get 50 a year and then...
Azure abusive rigpig
  05/18/18
I like the idea of doing what CSLG is doing... I think I'd d...
hot stubborn personal credit line
  05/18/18
does the "natural salesman" work at his dads firm...
Cerebral apoplectic stage
  05/18/18
Lol. He's in Dallas, but he never mentioned his dad. His w...
hot stubborn personal credit line
  05/18/18
Nice work. How many do you have to split with that other law...
pearly affirmative action senate
  05/18/18
The 60k and 25k file. The others I brought in directly. One ...
laughsome elite mad cow disease
  05/18/18
That’s a 17k haul for each of you. Not bad.
pearly affirmative action senate
  05/18/18
We are leaving most of the money in the business. As soo...
laughsome elite mad cow disease
  05/18/18
seems like a sound, disciplined approach.
dashing new version boiling water
  05/18/18
Are you literally the best thing to ever happen to Kenny and...
Azure abusive rigpig
  05/18/18
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hot stubborn personal credit line
  05/18/18
Chandler told me he hopes I don't call as much because I'm s...
laughsome elite mad cow disease
  05/18/18
I remember Chandler’s shoes from that shoe thread. If you t...
Azure abusive rigpig
  05/18/18
i've never posted a picture of my shoes, that was chilmata
hairraiser insecure abode
  05/18/18
bloodacre had a shoe thread as well
Cowardly dopamine piazza
  05/18/18
you need to hire Luis bro
Mauve Toaster
  05/18/18
We can hire $13-15/hr paralegals to do the grunt work. This ...
laughsome elite mad cow disease
  05/18/18
Are your paralegals blasting out generic discovery objection...
Multi-colored multi-billionaire
  05/18/18
We tend to answer a lot of discovery. There really isn't muc...
laughsome elite mad cow disease
  05/19/18
are your paralegals swarthy Persian chads? I didn't think so...
Mind-boggling sadistic tank
  05/20/18
xo Kenny
Painfully Honest Passionate Chad Nursing Home
  05/18/18
lol
dashing new version boiling water
  05/18/18
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Azure abusive rigpig
  05/18/18
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Adventurous digit ratio
  05/18/18
good shit. best xo story of the year. i want to hang an ea...
dashing new version boiling water
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hot stubborn personal credit line
  05/18/18
That’s awesome but just so everyone knows the 2 DUIs actuall...
pearly affirmative action senate
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Vivacious Violet Area Doctorate
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I want Kenny and Chandler to double team my asshole in their...
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hairraiser insecure abode
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Mauve Toaster
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*apartment
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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:00 PM
Author: laughsome elite mad cow disease

- 60K Offer (should settle for 70k)

- 50K Settled

- 40K Settled

- 25K Offer (should settle for 30k)

- 11K Settled

- 10K Settled

- Two 2.5K DUIs (Kenny is handling those)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077498)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: Vivacious Violet Area Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077530)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:05 PM
Author: hot stubborn personal credit line

Sick neg on Kenny with the 2.5K DUI's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077546)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:09 PM
Author: laughsome elite mad cow disease

Wasn't meant to be a neg. He is working on all the files too. He just does the criminal cases we get in since Chandler has zero criminal experience and Kenny has a good amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077572)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:33 PM
Author: hairraiser insecure abode

the DUIs bring in almost as much as the 10k settlements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077784)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: Azure abusive rigpig

DUIs are two hearings. You get more for trial. You can make a living on 12 DUIs a year and work once a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077803)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: hot stubborn personal credit line

Shit, maybe I should take the bar exam.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077816)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: Azure abusive rigpig

It’s not a great living. Ideally you get 50 a year and then have a legal assistant/paralegal.

DUI shops fund the shit out of cops cuz if the cops aren’t making arrests you’re not eating. I know one guy who tried to personally end a soft strike (where cops work but don’t do revenue generation).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077833)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: hot stubborn personal credit line

I like the idea of doing what CSLG is doing... I think I'd do pretty well at it personality wise. I know fuckall about the law though.

I know a Cooley grad killing it in Texas. The guy is a natural salesman and bullshitter. Other lawyers pay him to go to trial for them. Thought he was full of shit when I first started talking to him.

Hate that my job has me by the platinum handcuffs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077868)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 11:42 PM
Author: Cerebral apoplectic stage

does the "natural salesman" work at his dads firm ~20 attys in dallas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36082101)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 11:45 PM
Author: hot stubborn personal credit line

Lol. He's in Dallas, but he never mentioned his dad. His wife was a cooley grad too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36082120)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: pearly affirmative action senate

Nice work. How many do you have to split with that other law office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077558)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: laughsome elite mad cow disease

The 60k and 25k file. The others I brought in directly. One of the DUIs Chandler brought in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077580)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: pearly affirmative action senate

That’s a 17k haul for each of you. Not bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077627)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:31 PM
Author: laughsome elite mad cow disease

We are leaving most of the money in the business.

As soon as we get in all the funds we are starting at 2k salary a month each and are hiring a part-time paralegal. Then as the account grows we will switch the paralegal to full-time and then increase our monthly draw as our account balance grows (to probably cap at 100k/year). Then we will take profits as needed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077770)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: dashing new version boiling water

seems like a sound, disciplined approach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077802)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: Azure abusive rigpig

Are you literally the best thing to ever happen to Kenny and Chandler?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077809)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: hot stubborn personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077818)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: laughsome elite mad cow disease

Chandler told me he hopes I don't call as much because I'm sending so much business they are getting flooded with files. We really need to hire help soon. It's getting to the point where Kenny and Chandler are going to be out of bandwidth very soon. And we've only been open a few months lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077828)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Azure abusive rigpig

I remember Chandler’s shoes from that shoe thread. If you turn him into a millionaire you are doing God’s work. Fisher of men and shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077840)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: hairraiser insecure abode

i've never posted a picture of my shoes, that was chilmata

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36078397)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Cowardly dopamine piazza

bloodacre had a shoe thread as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36082139)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: Mauve Toaster

you need to hire Luis bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077896)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: laughsome elite mad cow disease

We can hire $13-15/hr paralegals to do the grunt work. This isn't rocket science. The only thing you need a lawyer for is negotiating/depositions/mediations/trial. Paralegals can send form letters, draft form complaints, answer discovery, schedule doctors, and handle property damage. I could run 1,000 files with 6 or 7 full time paralegals and just me as a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077916)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 10:33 PM
Author: Multi-colored multi-billionaire

Are your paralegals blasting out generic discovery objections to every request, or is the discovery you receive fair game? Something else?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36081745)



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Date: May 19th, 2018 1:29 AM
Author: laughsome elite mad cow disease

We tend to answer a lot of discovery. There really isn't much to hide in these cases. We don't object much unless they ask for SSN or unrelated medical information.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36082545)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 3:12 PM
Author: Mind-boggling sadistic tank

are your paralegals swarthy Persian chads? I didn't think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36090813)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Passionate Chad Nursing Home

xo Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077577)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: dashing new version boiling water

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077585)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: Azure abusive rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077810)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 11:50 PM
Author: Adventurous digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36082133)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: dashing new version boiling water

good shit. best xo story of the year. i want to hang an east coast shingle and satellite office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077590)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: hot stubborn personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077935)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: pearly affirmative action senate

That’s awesome but just so everyone knows the 2 DUIs actually belong to Chandler and Kenney after a night of torpedos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077652)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Pungent Haunted Graveyard Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077855)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: Azure abusive rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077993)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Charismatic thirsty factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36078020)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: Mind-boggling sadistic tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36078059)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: overrated gold pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36078458)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 2:48 PM
Author: Contagious casino lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36078471)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 10:22 PM
Author: hairraiser insecure abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36081663)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: Vivacious Violet Area Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36081720)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: charcoal indian lodge

I want Kenny and Chandler to double team my asshole in their office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077811)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: hairraiser insecure abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077846)



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Date: May 19th, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: Mauve Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36087513)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: Contagious casino lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077856)



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Date: May 18th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: Azure abusive rigpig

*apartment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3980354&forum_id=2#36077879)