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xo Mountain Lion Kills Female Cyclist in Washington State

Two friends riding their bikes in a mountainous, wooded area...
slap-happy school cafeteria telephone
  05/21/18
Antisemitic and racist and transphobic cougar
Dull Den
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Cougar got got by a cougar
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aphrodisiac brunch
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stuffwhitepeoplelike:
Supple Theater Stage
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The victim: https://imgur.com/XVZOzN4
Coral mad cow disease
  05/21/18
Tell me this isn't real
Cobalt yarmulke
  05/21/18
Those titties look real
Useless senate
  05/21/18
http://archive.is/mKblm
galvanic lodge
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LMFAO
Supple Theater Stage
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As Sederbaum, who had been bloodied but survived, rode away ...
orange meetinghouse pistol
  05/21/18
Sounds like there's more to the story
Infuriating Space
  05/21/18
that was cowardly shit. if a mountain lion attacks, you have...
orange meetinghouse pistol
  05/21/18
In fairness, the dude's head was already in the jaws of a mo...
Marvelous maize crackhouse gay wizard
  05/21/18
cr dude was likely super fucked up
Mentally Impaired Lay Goal In Life
  05/21/18
Not cr, article said 100 lbs cougar. "Isaac" was u...
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Mentally Impaired Lay Goal In Life
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Cobalt yarmulke
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Risten
flickering menage
  05/21/18
hell yeah
Honey-headed pungent stage
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As always the problem is oppressive pro-homosexual agenda la...
Charismatic Windowlicker
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Carmine irradiated associate
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Lol at going to her rescue after she bailed on him It jum...
Cerebral Dark Legal Warrant
  05/21/18
Why did she run? She had a bike
idiotic step-uncle's house
  05/21/18
seriously what the fuck
Honey-headed pungent stage
  05/21/18
This twink was afraid of a 100 lb pussy cat
copper provocative parlor
  05/21/18
was she menstruating
beady-eyed drab sneaky criminal sweet tailpipe
  05/21/18
the mountain lion?
Federal University Water Buffalo
  05/21/18
no, the cougar
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Cobalt yarmulke
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alcoholic address
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Don't think the mountain lion had time to declare what gende...
hyperactive becky
  05/21/18
We're the bikes okay?
Infuriating Space
  05/21/18
this is why i love it here
amethyst nubile athletic conference half-breed
  05/21/18
is it fucked up that i really want to see pic of the victim ...
Demanding odious range
  05/21/18
It’s of indeterminate sex. I just looked up a pic
lascivious soggy point
  05/21/18
Tranny? News site says SJ was a guy Edit: NY Times has it...
lascivious soggy point
  05/21/18
LMAO. These fags were easy targets. https://www.google.co...
elite ultramarine stead
  05/21/18
Lawsuit should be filed any moment as the dead fag was misge...
lascivious soggy point
  05/21/18
a beautiful big cat did a beautiful thing then they killed ...
fantasy-prone razzle-dazzle dragon gas station
  05/21/18
God damn it Seattle
flickering menage
  05/21/18
Emmanuel Lewis RIP
Useless senate
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hyperactive becky
  05/21/18
Truly was XO Cougar. Ho Lee Fuk! "According to ...
Cobalt yarmulke
  05/21/18
protip- always have a fat fuck with you in case mtn lions at...
Cheese-eating Comical Theater
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elite ultramarine stead
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impertinent hospital
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Someone please show the cougar the way to the nearest yoga s...
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“According to the Seattle Bike Blog, Brooks (pictured) was a...
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Disturbing how libs are full of sectarian hatred at all time...
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slap-happy school cafeteria telephone
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BEHIND THE NAME F.O.B. The name Friends on Bikes ...
laughsome wild institution philosopher-king
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Sederbaum benefits
laughsome wild institution philosopher-king
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This is really sad. It's even sadder when you look at the v...
godawful kitchen
  05/21/18
Better than blowing your head off. This way at least people ...
flickering menage
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Cobalt yarmulke
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Honey-headed pungent stage
  05/21/18
Part and parcel of living in the Pacific Northwest
laughsome wild institution philosopher-king
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godawful kitchen
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Interesting that the cougar went as far as to have the white...
Vivacious aqua station rigpig
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*beep beep beep*
godawful kitchen
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flickering menage
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Flirting diverse church
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More meat. Since when are Jews white?
Cobalt yarmulke
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black guy was fatter
Pearly slippery stage
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Will XO Daily Mail get sued for referring to SJ Brooks as a ...
Cobalt yarmulke
  05/21/18
Honestly I'm not sure who's misgendering whom here
flickering menage
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I have no idea. Is it a man turning into a woman or a Woman ...
Cobalt yarmulke
  05/21/18
this technique likely saved zhes life
glittery bisexual stock car keepsake machete
  05/21/18
Damn. That cougar went after a big target.
galvanic lodge
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LJL@ that fat mess riding a steel bike strapped with multipl...
hyperactive becky
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lol
Carmine irradiated associate
  05/21/18
how fast is a mountain lion? I'd like to think I could out-b...
Flirting diverse church
  05/21/18
They can run 45mph like it's nbd.
hyperactive becky
  05/21/18
for how long though?
Flirting diverse church
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Longer than you.
Infuriating Space
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what if I have a head start? I can also crank out some serio...
Flirting diverse church
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Carmine irradiated associate
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"The cougar can run as fast as 55 to 72 km/h (35 to 45 ...
galvanic lodge
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45 mph is pretty fuckin fast. That’s about as fast as a pro ...
dun location
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I suspect their sprint speed is faster. These two got o...
glittery bisexual stock car keepsake machete
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mountain lion attacks are super rare. That sombitch must hav...
Flirting diverse church
  05/21/18
humans
glittery bisexual stock car keepsake machete
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?
Flirting diverse church
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yeah, they're saying it was an emaciated, desperately hungry...
orange meetinghouse pistol
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Or it correctly perceived the transexual to be weak and dise...
Infuriating Space
  05/21/18
and mentally ill
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Tripping trailer park
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You're supposed to yell and get big I thought.
beady-eyed drab sneaky criminal sweet tailpipe
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who tweeted that?
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beady-eyed drab sneaky criminal sweet tailpipe
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http://mountainlion.org/FAQfrequentlyaskedquestions.asp M...
galvanic lodge
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YOUR FUCKED
beady-eyed drab sneaky criminal sweet tailpipe
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why the fuck did they kill the cougar? it's his land too.
Pearly slippery stage
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this is why we're fucked if we ever encounter a superior ali...
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Carmine irradiated associate
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Irate hateful theatre
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Here's how you avoid mountain lion attacks. Bout to drop som...
know-it-all school scourge upon the earth
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#3 didn't seem to work for zher
flickering menage
  05/21/18
That's why I always go hiking with my kids.
Cobalt yarmulke
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idiotic step-uncle's house
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180
dun location
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is this flame? that black dude is a fucking female?
Burgundy ladyboy
  05/21/18
It's either a F->M tranny or a M->F tranny.
Cobalt yarmulke
  05/21/18
They both look like F to M.
Carmine irradiated associate
  05/21/18
Just a big kitty. https://files.catbox.moe/ctpqpj.jpg
galvanic lodge
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Bikers learn that no matter the size of the cat, the solicit...
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godawful kitchen
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they acted like in some dumbass horror movie. gotta keep yo...
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Date: May 21st, 2018 12:07 AM
Author: slap-happy school cafeteria telephone

Two friends riding their bikes in a mountainous, wooded area of Washington State on Saturday morning were attacked by a cougar, which killed one of them in the state’s first such fatality in more than 90 years, officials said.

The authorities said the two cyclists saw the cougar, a 100-pound male, in pursuit and one of them screamed. They stopped, got off their bikes and made noise to ward it off as people in such situations are advised to do, the authorities said.

At first, it appeared to work. The cougar fled.

But as they were about to pedal away, the cougar returned, Sgt. Ryan Abbott of the King County Sheriff’s Office said. It jumped on Isaac M. Sederbaum, putting its mouth around his head and shaking him. It released him and chased after the other cyclist, Sonja J. Brooks, who had started to run.

As Sederbaum, who had been bloodied but survived, rode away from the scene, he could see the cougar dragging Brooks into the woods, Sergeant Abbott said. Sederbaum later told the authorities that he had to travel about two miles before getting a cellphone signal and calling 911.

By the time help arrived, it was too late. Officers found the body of Brooks, who was known as S.J., underneath a log and debris in what appeared to be the cougar’s den. The animal was atop the body, said Capt. Alan Myers of the Washington Department of Fish and Wildlife Police.

The attack happened around Lake Hancock, near Snoqualmie, Wash., about 30 miles east of Seattle.

Though cougars, which are also called mountain lions and pumas, are known to roam the outskirts of North Bend, Wash., a five-minute drive from Snoqualmie, Captain Myers said attacks on humans are rare. The death of Brooks, 32, was the first time a cougar had killed a human in Washington since 1924, he said.

“Normally we respond to a cougar attack on somebody’s livestock,” Captain Myers said. “People are not on the menu for cougars. They normally want nothing to do with us.”

After locating the cougar, a deputy fired at it and it fled. The authorities later tracked it to a nearby gully using hounds, Captain Myers said. A hound chased the cougar into a tree, and officers fired at least four rounds. The cougar was knocked out of the tree and was fatally shot as it tried to escape.

When it comes to “predators that kill a human being,” the department policy is to destroy the animal, Captain Myers said.

Sederbaum was taken by helicopter to Harborview Medical Center in Seattle. Sederbaum, 31, was upgraded to satisfactory condition, the hospital said on Twitter late on Saturday.

Captain Myers said his officers were “very certain” that the hounds tracked down the cougar from the attack but said veterinarians will try to verify it with forensic tests.

He said it was not immediately clear why it had attacked. Officials estimated it was 3 to 4 years old.

“We don’t know yet if there’s a disease issue or an injury issue,” he said. “All indications are this was a fairly healthy cougar.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36094361)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: Dull Den

Antisemitic and racist and transphobic cougar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36101453)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: Cobalt yarmulke

Cougar got got by a cougar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36094372)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 12:10 AM
Author: slap-happy school cafeteria telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36094380)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: aphrodisiac brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36095547)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 12:10 AM
Author: Supple Theater Stage

stuffwhitepeoplelike:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36094382)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 9:10 AM
Author: Coral mad cow disease

The victim:

https://imgur.com/XVZOzN4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36095267)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Cobalt yarmulke

Tell me this isn't real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36096222)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: Useless senate

Those titties look real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36096305)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: galvanic lodge

http://archive.is/mKblm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36097843)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: Supple Theater Stage

LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36100739)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 12:13 AM
Author: orange meetinghouse pistol

As Sederbaum, who had been bloodied but survived, rode away from the scene, he could see the cougar dragging Brooks into the woods, Sergeant Abbott said. Sederbaum later told the authorities that he had to travel about two miles before getting a cellphone signal and calling 911.

wait, what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36094407)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: Infuriating Space

Sounds like there's more to the story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36094420)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: orange meetinghouse pistol

that was cowardly shit. if a mountain lion attacks, you have to fight. and you have to go to her rescue.

[EDIT] now that i've seen Isaac i retract the cowardice allegation. isaac probably did the best he could. it is so fucking sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36094437)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 12:42 AM
Author: Marvelous maize crackhouse gay wizard

In fairness, the dude's head was already in the jaws of a mountain lion. So it's pretty crappy to say "well, if it were me, and my skull had been shaken by a big cat, I'd have...!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36094539)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 12:45 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Lay Goal In Life

cr dude was likely super fucked up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36094548)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 12:49 AM
Author: Cerebral Dark Legal Warrant

Not cr, article said 100 lbs cougar. "Isaac" was undoubtedly a 130 lbs granola vegan mega-soy wiry twink with no muscle mass. I've got 90 lbs on that cougar and have read a lot of xo threads about D3 college wrestlers/navy seals taking on various beasts so I'd fuck that cougar's ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36094560)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 7:44 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Lay Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36095082)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 8:59 AM
Author: scarlet hairless ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36095241)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: slap-happy school cafeteria telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36096041)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: Cobalt yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36096233)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: flickering menage

Risten

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36096253)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 6:09 PM
Author: Honey-headed pungent stage

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36099420)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 6:54 PM
Author: Charismatic Windowlicker

As always the problem is oppressive pro-homosexual agenda laws that virtually dictate being clothed and therefore helpless when these attacks take place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36099832)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: alcoholic address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36100464)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Carmine irradiated associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36112034)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 12:45 AM
Author: Cerebral Dark Legal Warrant

Lol at going to her rescue after she bailed on him

It jumped on Isaac M. Sederbaum, putting its mouth around his head and shaking him. It released him and chased after the other cyclist, Sonja J. Brooks, who had started to run.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36094549)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 7:54 AM
Author: idiotic step-uncle's house

Why did she run? She had a bike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36095100)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 12:36 AM
Author: Honey-headed pungent stage

seriously what the fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36094521)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:29 AM
Author: copper provocative parlor

This twink was afraid of a 100 lb pussy cat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36094743)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: beady-eyed drab sneaky criminal sweet tailpipe

was she menstruating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36094414)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 12:45 AM
Author: Federal University Water Buffalo

the mountain lion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36094551)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 8:53 AM
Author: trip bawdyhouse nowag

no, the cougar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36095225)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: Cobalt yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36096256)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Comical Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36096465)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: alcoholic address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36100466)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: hyperactive becky

Don't think the mountain lion had time to declare what gender it identified with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36098073)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 12:17 AM
Author: Infuriating Space

We're the bikes okay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36094426)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 12:44 AM
Author: amethyst nubile athletic conference half-breed

this is why i love it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36094547)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 1:03 AM
Author: Demanding odious range

is it fucked up that i really want to see pic of the victim to determine if she was hot or not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36094580)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 1:18 AM
Author: lascivious soggy point

It’s of indeterminate sex. I just looked up a pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36094616)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: lascivious soggy point

Tranny? News site says SJ was a guy

Edit: NY Times has it listed as a man, SJ Brooks but Seattle news had it listed as Sonja J Brooks.

Cougar was probably just confused

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36094601)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: elite ultramarine stead

LMAO. These fags were easy targets.

https://www.google.com/amp/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5751831/amp/PICTURED-32-year-old-biker-killed-starving-cougar.html

According to the Seattle Bike Blog, Brooks (pictured) was an avid biker, who co-founded Friends on Bikes Seattle to create a bike community where women/trans/femme/non-binary people of color could come together and have fun on bike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36094618)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: lascivious soggy point

Lawsuit should be filed any moment as the dead fag was misgendred by at least one news outlet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36094622)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: fantasy-prone razzle-dazzle dragon gas station

a beautiful big cat did a beautiful thing then they killed it for being mean to that fucked up fat freak fag. smdh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36094627)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: flickering menage

God damn it Seattle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36096273)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Useless senate

Emmanuel Lewis RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36096321)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:46 PM
Author: hyperactive becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36097862)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: Cobalt yarmulke

Truly was XO Cougar.

Ho Lee Fuk!

"According to the Seattle Bike Blog, Brooks was an avid biker, who co-founded Friends on Bikes Seattle to create a bike community where women/trans/femme/non-binary people of color could come together and have fun on bikes"

That was really a picture of zher above. Kind of surprised the cougar let the other get away.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36096491)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Comical Theater

protip- always have a fat fuck with you in case mtn lions attack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36096513)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 1:31 PM
Author: elite ultramarine stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36097157)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 1:25 AM
Author: impertinent hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36094635)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 7:54 AM
Author: Domesticated Hideous Spot Gaming Laptop

Someone please show the cougar the way to the nearest yoga studio.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36095096)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 8:45 AM
Author: soul-stirring deranged whorehouse ratface

“According to the Seattle Bike Blog, Brooks (pictured) was an avid biker, who co-founded Friends on Bikes Seattle to create a bike community where women/trans/femme/non-binary people of color could come together and have fun on bikes”



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36095197)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 9:02 AM
Author: beady-eyed drab sneaky criminal sweet tailpipe

Disturbing how libs are full of sectarian hatred at all times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36095245)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: slap-happy school cafeteria telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36095698)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: laughsome wild institution philosopher-king

BEHIND THE NAME

F.O.B.

The name Friends on Bikes originally came from a group of (Asian) friends while attending Virginia Commonwealth University in Richmond, VA who loved all things related to cycling. From exploring their city on two wheels, to riding in almost every state in America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36096283)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: laughsome wild institution philosopher-king

Sederbaum benefits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36096202)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: godawful kitchen

This is really sad. It's even sadder when you look at the victim who already had a tough life obviously. I mean, you're like the second person in the entire state in the last 100 years to get got by a Cougar. What a way to go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36096274)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: flickering menage

Better than blowing your head off. This way at least people remember you well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36096287)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Cobalt yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36096288)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 6:11 PM
Author: Honey-headed pungent stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36099445)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 11:52 AM
Author: laughsome wild institution philosopher-king

Part and parcel of living in the Pacific Northwest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36096290)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: godawful kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36096311)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 11:52 AM
Author: Vivacious aqua station rigpig

Interesting that the cougar went as far as to have the white guy’s head in his mouth, but chose to spit out the white guy and devour the black instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36096293)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: godawful kitchen

*beep beep beep*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36096314)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 11:55 AM
Author: flickering menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36096327)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: Flirting diverse church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36097172)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Cobalt yarmulke

More meat.

Since when are Jews white?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36096494)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:08 PM
Author: Pearly slippery stage

black guy was fatter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36098085)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: Cobalt yarmulke

Will XO Daily Mail get sued for referring to SJ Brooks as a male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36096527)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: flickering menage

Honestly I'm not sure who's misgendering whom here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36097674)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: Cobalt yarmulke

I have no idea. Is it a man turning into a woman or a Woman saying she's a man?

I have no idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36097733)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: glittery bisexual stock car keepsake machete

this technique likely saved zhes life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36097740)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: galvanic lodge

Damn. That cougar went after a big target.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36097857)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 2:48 PM
Author: hyperactive becky

LJL@ that fat mess riding a steel bike strapped with multiple water bottles trying to outrun an apex predator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36097889)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: Carmine irradiated associate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36099881)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:04 PM
Author: Flirting diverse church

how fast is a mountain lion? I'd like to think I could out-bike one, but I guess it depends on the terrain of the trail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36098046)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: hyperactive becky

They can run 45mph like it's nbd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36098057)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Flirting diverse church

for how long though?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36098064)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 5:50 PM
Author: Infuriating Space

Longer than you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36099270)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 5:55 PM
Author: Flirting diverse church

what if I have a head start? I can also crank out some serious watts on the bike.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36099310)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: Carmine irradiated associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36099884)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 9:25 PM
Author: galvanic lodge

"The cougar can run as fast as 55 to 72 km/h (35 to 45 mi/h), but is best adapted for short, powerful sprints rather than long chases."

http://twistedsifter.com/2010/09/top-ten-cougar-facts/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36100807)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 10:35 PM
Author: dun location

45 mph is pretty fuckin fast. That’s about as fast as a pro cyclist can go on level ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36101381)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: glittery bisexual stock car keepsake machete

I suspect their sprint speed is faster.

These two got off their bikes to yell at it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36098058)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: Flirting diverse church

mountain lion attacks are super rare. That sombitch must have been very hungry to go after humans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36098072)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:08 PM
Author: glittery bisexual stock car keepsake machete

humans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36098074)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:08 PM
Author: Flirting diverse church

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36098080)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: orange meetinghouse pistol

yeah, they're saying it was an emaciated, desperately hungry cat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36098564)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: Infuriating Space

Or it correctly perceived the transexual to be weak and diseased.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36099106)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: Cobalt yarmulke

and mentally ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36099112)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 6:09 PM
Author: Tripping trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36099412)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 5:30 PM
Author: beady-eyed drab sneaky criminal sweet tailpipe

You're supposed to yell and get big I thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36099140)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 5:43 PM
Author: Cobalt yarmulke

who tweeted that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36099217)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: beady-eyed drab sneaky criminal sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36100437)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 9:23 PM
Author: galvanic lodge

http://mountainlion.org/FAQfrequentlyaskedquestions.asp

Mountain lions can:

Bound up to 40 feet running

Leap 15 feet up a tree

Climb over a 12 foot fence

Travel many miles at 10 mph

Reach speeds of 50 mph in a sprint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36100791)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: beady-eyed drab sneaky criminal sweet tailpipe

YOUR FUCKED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36100819)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:08 PM
Author: Pearly slippery stage

why the fuck did they kill the cougar? it's his land too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36098078)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: clear floppy trump supporter sanctuary

this is why we're fucked if we ever encounter a superior alien species

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36099285)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 7:00 PM
Author: Carmine irradiated associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36099893)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 9:31 PM
Author: Irate hateful theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36100853)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: know-it-all school scourge upon the earth

Here's how you avoid mountain lion attacks. Bout to drop some cougarscience on you:

1. Don't move quickly through the woods, strut like you own that shit and don't move for nobody. Moving quickly is generally for anxious bitches anyway.

2. Don't be a twink female or a manlet. They'll know what's up.

3. Bring someone smaller than you, the cougar will fuck with them first and you can escape. If they get away and are running, trip them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36098103)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: flickering menage

#3 didn't seem to work for zher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36098888)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: Cobalt yarmulke

That's why I always go hiking with my kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36099064)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: idiotic step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36099432)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 10:43 PM
Author: dun location

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36101432)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 6:12 PM
Author: Burgundy ladyboy

is this flame? that black dude is a fucking female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36099447)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 7:04 PM
Author: Cobalt yarmulke

It's either a F->M tranny or a M->F tranny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36099923)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: Carmine irradiated associate

They both look like F to M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36099980)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: galvanic lodge

Just a big kitty.

https://files.catbox.moe/ctpqpj.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36100818)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 9:31 PM
Author: galvanic lodge

Bikers learn that no matter the size of the cat, the solicited belly rub is always a trap.

https://files.catbox.moe/dauua8.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36100856)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: godawful kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36112053)



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Date: May 21st, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: 180 locus giraffe

they acted like in some dumbass horror movie. gotta keep your wits.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36100910)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 12:35 PM
Author: Vibrant office gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982545&forum_id=2#36111893)