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How movie theater seats have evolved is an indictment of our society.

It's always better to see a movie in one of those small, old...
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I've noticed this as well. Movie seats used to be narrow, ha...
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You just said as much as the OP said but in one sentence.
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*literally one sentence
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holy shit is that Saul Goodman narrating?
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i think that's him demonstrating the chair, too.
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ITT: prole
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180 screed and topic
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I pissed in a movie theater once. show was over and I just t...
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I’m a prole btw
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it was a prophecy
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I watched the dead pool matinee in on of these this morning ...
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One of the theaters at the century city AMC has 1800000 cush...
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the Dolby theater in AMC century city is fucking 180 At l...
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that's where I saw the deadpool 2 matinee. I refuse to go e...
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i get the AMC movie passes ($10) and pay $7 extra for imax/d...
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Why don't you have MoviePass? It's perfect for a budget cons...
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I saw it for $4. Thanks T-Mobile Tuesday.
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boner police is a great poster
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i can give you the TLDR version: "i hate having to w...
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shut the fuck up and stay out of threads clitdick
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please stop trying
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u mad?
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180 Review. Best Movie Theater I ever went to was in Chi...
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extremely lulzy if true. what the fuck was your girl doing w...
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the giant leather recliner seats are the best thing to happe...
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Cr I went to one of these theaters and was literally PATTED ...
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lol 180 if not flame
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Skinny Twink here but Sneaking food into movie theaters is k...
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"omg these seats are so comfy!!" *coalesces wit...
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Both theaters have their place. The new ones are great for f...
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Jfc, gas yourself
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don't get upsold on GC and spend $100
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I applaud your commitment to this ridiculous thoughtful mode...
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Jonathan Chait?
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My favorite pundit/commentator.
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shocking
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The new theaters are actually a lot cleaner than the ones I ...
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eat a cock
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are you trying to parody yourself? It's pretty good.
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I did this at church on sunday
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Are people really complaining about the seats being more com...
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*covered in fecal matter
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yeah the seats from 25 years ago were still cheap fabric shi...
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Dude sorry but at my local theater it's 10 bucks to watch a ...
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The chairs cause people (and especially proles) to abandon a...
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People have been getting fatter, but I've been going to movi...
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That’s because you’re chink trash
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They don't buy as much food because 1. capeshit is for fat p...
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i think the fake leather seats are easier to clean than the ...
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they don't clean them. all the ushers do is sweep up popcorn...
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That and the fact that these new chairs are so thick and the...
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I understand that it's supposed to be reflective of the movi...
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That sounds 180 as fuck
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OP lives with proles.
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its boner police. he hates himself and the world
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cannot stand the reclining shit
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: Carmine vengeful haunted graveyard

It's always better to see a movie in one of those small, old, local theaters (usually they show better movies too i.e. not retarded capeshit, but I'll get into that at the end) because in general, it's much cleaner and people respect it more. The seats are usually made of just steel and wood and because of their minimalist design they just aren't as dirty. Then you had the plastic ones with the big cushions. As soon as you add these features it just makes a public space more disgusting. The seats soak up all sorts of grease, filth, and so on because of the foam and the cloth. Not only are the old seats better because they are designed in such a way that they can't retain filth, but because of this moviegoers tend to be a little cleaner--people don't buy as much shitty food because there's no place to put it, so there's less trash on the ground.

But if you go to the newest movie theaters it is infinitely more horrifying with the oafishly large leather seats that recline. I went to one today and there was a fucking TRAY attached to the seat for you to put food on and there were two massive cup holders on each seat. It's just so much more disgusting. You have obese freaks munching out of literal fucking TROUGHS while they fart and shit their pants and maybe get jerked off and cum everywhere for good measure in these ugly cocoons. When you sit in these new seats it's like you're wrapped in a leather hammock with a bunch of shit, farts, and jizz loads soaked into it while you stare at a hunk of linoleum with crumbs and condiments all over.

Of course, it makes sense why it would be like this. In the 50s people were skinny and didn't just completely let go of themselves so the wood seats are fine even if mildly uncomfortable. Now the average person is shameless in their hedonism. They're fat as fuck, constantly eating and farting like goddamn cows, and they're lazy and shameless, achieving comfort and convince at the cost of wallowing in the filth and shit particles of strangers.

At the same time, this is only something you see in the megaplexes off the highway that are showing 20 different superhero movies and not the small movie theaters in your town square that are showing two or three independent movies, so of course the sort of crowd the former is going to attract is a bunch of obese, low IQ white trash, dindus, mexicans, and chinapeople who are just there to eat and fuck and cum and fart and watch a 7-11 big gulp of a movie with no depth or intrigue or complexity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102512)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:31 AM
Author: Flushed sticky set

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102550)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 5:09 PM
Author: 180 Market

Tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36106726)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:42 PM
Author: saffron cuckoldry



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Date: July 2nd, 2019 12:48 PM
Author: saffron cuckoldry

180 screed would read again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#38473201)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:24 AM
Author: Avocado mood pistol

Fucking and sucking and cumming in a theatre while drinking a big gulps and seeing Thor kill people sounds awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102539)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:37 AM
Author: Infuriating State Dragon

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102664)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:27 PM
Author: violent gas station generalized bond

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36109237)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: lemon psychic alpha

I've noticed this as well. Movie seats used to be narrow, hard, and somewhat uncomfortable. Now they're monstrosities designed for herds of slovenly proles and their "super sized" drinks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102544)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 7:40 AM
Author: pearly party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102978)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: self-absorbed new version principal's office

You just said as much as the OP said but in one sentence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36104119)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: Deep Ocher Antidepressant Drug

*literally one sentence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105263)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: Vivacious rigor home

He captured the zeitgeist but left out lots of details about farting and some other things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36106802)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: Deep Ocher Antidepressant Drug



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: floppy gaped black woman

Hi, I'm Chef Goldblum:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdAy7GIMpTk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:41 AM
Author: Carmine vengeful haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102572)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 3:11 AM
Author: Racy impressive trust fund library

holy shit is that Saul Goodman narrating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102694)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: vibrant temple filthpig

i think that's him demonstrating the chair, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102989)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:46 AM
Author: Thriller Ungodly Shrine French Chef

ITT: prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102579)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:48 AM
Author: mauve demanding shitlib

Lol jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102581)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:49 AM
Author: Stimulating white station

Lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102582)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:58 AM
Author: electric fantasy-prone resort

180 screed and topic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102602)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:00 AM
Author: curious spot people who are hurt

I pissed in a movie theater once. show was over and I just took a knee and pissed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102604)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: Titillating Carnelian Fat Ankles National Security Agency

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36103987)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:33 PM
Author: curious spot people who are hurt

I’m a prole btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: pungent self-centered incel sound barrier



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Date: July 2nd, 2019 12:45 PM
Author: Rose telephone



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:04 AM
Author: Contagious ladyboy

What’s the cartoon movie where everyone is fat with moving chairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102613)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:07 AM
Author: Vigorous Insecure Fanboi Trump Supporter

Wall-E

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102620)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: Contagious ladyboy



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: cracking indirect expression

it was a prophecy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102993)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: brindle point



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: Vigorous Insecure Fanboi Trump Supporter

I watched the dead pool matinee in on of these this morning half priced $12 from $24. It was a 180 relaxing experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102623)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Low-t Indian Lodge

One of the theaters at the century city AMC has 1800000 cushy reclining seats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36104179)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Charcoal Laser Beams

the Dolby theater in AMC century city is fucking 180

At least once a month I sneak out of work after lunch and watch a movie there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36106653)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Vigorous Insecure Fanboi Trump Supporter

that's where I saw the deadpool 2 matinee. I refuse to go except for the first matinee showing because that theater is $25 otherwise. In the morning its $12.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36106669)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 5:06 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Charcoal Laser Beams

i get the AMC movie passes ($10) and pay $7 extra for imax/dolby. the advantage is that i dont have to go to the first show to get 50% off

i have a routine now. lunch at meizhou dongpo, espresso/gelato at eataly and a movie in the dolby theater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36106704)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Mildly autistic doobsian toilet seat

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105347)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:28 PM
Author: violent gas station generalized bond

Why don't you have MoviePass? It's perfect for a budget conscious guy like you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36109244)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:41 PM
Author: maniacal nibblets

I saw it for $4. Thanks T-Mobile Tuesday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36109333)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:10 AM
Author: Soggy Wild Rehab

boner police is a great poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102627)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: Thriller Ungodly Shrine French Chef

i can give you the TLDR version:

"i hate having to watch movies with people who dont know how to shut the fuck up and/or minorities and wish i had enough money to afford the comfort suite"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102634)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:15 AM
Author: Soggy Wild Rehab

shut the fuck up and stay out of threads clitdick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102638)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:20 AM
Author: Carmine vengeful haunted graveyard

please stop trying

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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:23 AM
Author: Thriller Ungodly Shrine French Chef

u mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102645)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: Deep Ocher Antidepressant Drug



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: Jet boyish striped hyena

180 Review.

Best Movie Theater I ever went to was in China can't recall the Province but it was up North. You paid one price to get in and they had 3-4 screens of Kung Fu Movies playing you could walk in and out and spend the day there.

There were these tight Chinese girls wearing short skirts standing and surveying the audience in the aisle ways. They would pop into the seating rows every so often and not be seen for 5-10 mins. The chairs were wooden and big enough to fit two people in at once (probably only big enough for one US beast). After a while it twigged the girls were giving hand jobs to audience members. One of them passed us after finishing and motioned towards me if I wanted servicing (my then gf was with me - her face was priceless).

China - All Day pass with Kung Fu Movies, big wooden seating with enclosure and Handjobs at command.

US - Movie pass for Non Stop Super Hero Movies, sat on cum/shit filled seats sat next to blue haired landwhales wearing Marvel merchandise (your app date).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102631)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:18 AM
Author: Thriller Ungodly Shrine French Chef

extremely lulzy if true. what the fuck was your girl doing with a bunch of dewds literally getting jerked off next to her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102641)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:25 AM
Author: Balding Mustard Private Investor

the giant leather recliner seats are the best thing to happen to American cinema in decades. stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102795)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Carmine vengeful haunted graveyard

jfc go back to india

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105064)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:19 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Haunting Menage Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105091)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 11:49 PM
Author: floppy gaped black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36173942)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:28 AM
Author: Glittery Slap-happy Gaping Famous Landscape Painting

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102798)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 7:35 AM
Author: Primrose Idiot Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102973)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 7:43 AM
Author: ruddy garrison

great work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102982)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: pearly party of the first part

Cr I went to one of these theaters and was literally PATTED DOWN after the guy took my ticket. At first I thought this neighborhood had gone to shit and they were looking for weapons, then I looked and saw a commercial size garbage can full of plastic baggies of cold pizza, kielbas, full size bags of doritos, a fucking box filled to the rim of churchs chicken. All attempted to be snuck in by proles. Disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36102991)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: pungent self-centered incel sound barrier

lol 180 if not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36104019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:22 PM
Author: mauve demanding shitlib

Skinny Twink here but Sneaking food into movie theaters is kinda fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105120)



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Date: July 2nd, 2019 12:51 PM
Author: elite snowy institution giraffe

Lol at this GC shrill. OMG PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SUBVERT THE CONCESSIONS STAND

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#38473223)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:02 AM
Author: plum splenetic site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36103967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: beady-eyed sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36103996)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: emerald big mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36104004)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: Frisky marvelous brunch reading party

"omg these seats are so comfy!!"

*coalesces with shit, piss and jizz*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36104030)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: Irradiated theater stage

Both theaters have their place. The new ones are great for families (you get food and alcohol), nice big comfy chairs, great visuals. A classic understated theatre is great for more sophisticated films. My favorite art-house/indie theatre is this tiny little place hidden from the street that now serves wine and craft beers. Very 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36104159)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: Turquoise bearded lodge

Jfc, gas yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36104223)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: Contagious ladyboy

don't get upsold on GC and spend $100

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36104337)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:25 PM
Author: Excitant Dysfunction

I applaud your commitment to this ridiculous thoughtful moderate schtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36104619)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:38 PM
Author: Contagious ladyboy

Jonathan Chait?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36104777)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: Irradiated theater stage

My favorite pundit/commentator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105371)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: Harsh old irish cottage

shocking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105403)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:10 PM
Author: Contagious ladyboy

jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105628)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:19 PM
Author: pungent self-centered incel sound barrier

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105688)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:18 PM
Author: Turquoise bearded lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105087)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:38 PM
Author: kink-friendly comical sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105301)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:11 PM
Author: cruel-hearted bawdyhouse dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36109118)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: Carmine vengeful haunted graveyard

Not surprising whatsoever that one of the boarts most fecal liberals thinks a "family" moviegoing experience is engorging on booze and shitty food while his kids bathe in obese minorities' farts and genital discharges.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105031)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Irradiated theater stage

The new theaters are actually a lot cleaner than the ones I used to go to as a kid. Your OP seems like a ridiculous fantasy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105464)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Mildly autistic doobsian toilet seat

eat a cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105355)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: Vigorous Insecure Fanboi Trump Supporter

are you trying to parody yourself? It's pretty good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105420)



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Date: July 2nd, 2019 12:54 PM
Author: trip step-uncle's house

lolfaggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#38473236)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: Exciting Therapy Stag Film

Well, I for one love the iPic theaters.

Waiter service, full menu of food and alcohol, airline style reclining seats in private booth areas, blankets and a pillow. It's 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36104353)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:20 PM
Author: Harsh old irish cottage

& u gotta factor in likelihood that you die in mass shooting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36104558)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 PM
Author: Exciting Therapy Stag Film

It's so creepy but sometimes I think about this and note the exit doors.

America. :-/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36104564)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: fragrant cobalt organic girlfriend

I did this at church on sunday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36109024)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:21 PM
Author: Vigorous Insecure Fanboi Trump Supporter

Are people really complaining about the seats being more comfortable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105114)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: Turquoise bearded lodge

*covered in fecal matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105122)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: Vigorous Insecure Fanboi Trump Supporter

yeah the seats from 25 years ago were still cheap fabric shit covered in feces. There may have been a time when movie seats were just wood, but none of us were going to movies back then. And don't tell me about bullshit indie theater XYZ where they charge double for an inferior movie experience.

The fake leather seats in the super comfortable theaters are probably easier to wash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105146)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:30 PM
Author: Carmine vengeful haunted graveyard

Dude sorry but at my local theater it's 10 bucks to watch a non-capeshit movie in a clean, normal seat that isn't a puffy monstrosity with the farts of 12,000 mexicans boiled into it.

Jfc this is so prole. I'm so ashamed of you earl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105196)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:31 PM
Author: Vigorous Insecure Fanboi Trump Supporter

What would make you think people are farting or spilling less into a "normal" seat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105228)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: pearly party of the first part

The chairs cause people (and especially proles) to abandon any semblance of a "public persona" and revert back to the unhygenic and disgusting behavior of a prole in its hovel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105256)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Vigorous Insecure Fanboi Trump Supporter

People have been getting fatter, but I've been going to movies in theaters for over 30 years and I cannot remember a time when people did not spill sodas and popcorn in theaters. And the seats have always been upholstered - just shittier.

Theaters seem cleaner to me today. But again, while I do go to indie theaters from time to time (these are no cleaner in my experience), I have never been to one with hard wooden chairs with only white people dressed in ties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105296)



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Date: July 2nd, 2019 12:55 PM
Author: trip step-uncle's house

That’s because you’re chink trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#38473250)



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Date: July 2nd, 2019 12:56 PM
Author: Rose telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#38473258)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: Carmine vengeful haunted graveyard

They don't buy as much food because 1. capeshit is for fat proles and 2. the seats dont have a goddamn trough for the food so people buy less food and drinks and shit. Even if they were farting and spilling shit twice as often it would still be cleaner because the entire seat isnt a fucking sponge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105280)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:38 PM
Author: Vigorous Insecure Fanboi Trump Supporter

i think the fake leather seats are easier to clean than the shitty upholstered seats from 1970-2010.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105308)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: Harsh old irish cottage

they don't clean them. all the ushers do is sweep up popcorn and throw away trash. enjoy the fecal matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105416)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: Chestnut Hot Locus Yarmulke

as an attorney, just use the purell you carry with you to wipe down the seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36106668)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:38 PM
Author: Harsh old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105310)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: pearly party of the first part

Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105337)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: dead metal gunner school

That and the fact that these new chairs are so thick and these movie theaters are so loud, proles think they have carte blanche to fart the day away like a boomer partner in the handicap stall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36106709)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: Carmine vengeful haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36106999)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:24 PM
Author: mauve demanding shitlib

Part of being a poster is learning how to hate everything that everyone Else likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105130)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:28 PM
Author: Vigorous Insecure Fanboi Trump Supporter

I get being contrarian and too cool for school (all entertainment is prole and for 105 IQ's), but at some point you have to step back and laugh at the shit coming out of your mouth. Fuck these theaters with their comfortable seats and bigger screens with better picture quality.

If you want to bitch about the movies or the cost, that's fine. But there is nothing good about the old way of going to movies - lining up for 40 minutes to scramble into a squished uncomfortable seat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105167)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: pearly party of the first part

Lol ok we will see who is too cool for school when you cop a staph infection hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105236)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: floppy gaped black woman

Else is a whore:

https://78.media.tumblr.com/86fff0e9f43265527f36fc74ca22d337/tumblr_owlwfnSleF1v12dw0o1_1280.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105662)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 6:04 PM
Author: Carmine vengeful haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36107004)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 5:41 PM
Author: bearded bateful hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36106889)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:26 PM
Author: Tripping Chocolate Pocket Flask

reading comp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105158)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:30 PM
Author: Vigorous Insecure Fanboi Trump Supporter

I understand that it's supposed to be reflective of the movie experience in general, but I think people are imagining these sterile theaters where we are all magically transported into the 1950's via uncomfortable wooden seats, where white people in dress shirts and hats politely watch movies with their virgin cheerful girlfriends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105202)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: Turquoise bearded lodge

That sounds 180 as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105243)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 5:30 AM
Author: green den azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36174810)



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Date: July 2nd, 2019 12:45 PM
Author: zombie-like keepsake machete

OP lives with proles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#38473188)



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Date: July 2nd, 2019 12:49 PM
Author: Rose telephone

(PRESTIGIOUS amerimutt shitting his pants in a public beanbag while stuffing his face with chicken)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#38473212)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:12 PM
Author: Mildly autistic doobsian toilet seat

jfc. of all the stupid things to be MAF about, you're chimping out over movie seats being too comfortable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36105638)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 5:08 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Charcoal Laser Beams

its boner police. he hates himself and the world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36106725)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: Vivacious rigor home

The new movie seats are gross and I've been saying this since they came out. I've gone to one movie in the new seats, and I sat next to a 300 lb. 55-year old guy in shorts and a tank top. The dude reclined back as far as he could, and then kicked off his shoes.

He was just laying there next to me chowing down on a 3-course meal, giggling and wiggling his toes everytime somebody on the screen said anything. It was a nightmare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36106819)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 6:05 PM
Author: Carmine vengeful haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36107010)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 10:43 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Whorehouse

180 screed. I never cared any type of movie theaters. I can't believe people still go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36108910)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 10:50 PM
Author: Garnet Degenerate

cr, I can't believe you faggots are still going to theaters. I've been maybe 3 times in the last 5 years. James Bond just out of tradition, and a couple of kids movies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36108970)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:12 PM
Author: cruel-hearted bawdyhouse dog poop

whoa yeah, last movie i saw in a theater was Skyfall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36109136)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: Histrionic Walnut Stage Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36109000)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:21 PM
Author: Tan base roast beef

in regard to foam fabric seats soaking up human ass filth and seepage, them Romans figured it out with their stone stadium seating. Everyone brought their own custom seat padding made of sheepskin, or moss/feather stuffed burlap sacks or whatever, and kept it hygienic and civil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36109207)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:24 PM
Author: Carmine vengeful haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36109223)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:29 PM
Author: mint friendly grandma stage

cannot stand the reclining shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36109247)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:32 PM
Author: cracking indirect expression

I'm just an uptight person and can be pretty sensitive to sensory stuff so while I like cozier seats I don't like all the things that come along with the full recline option

I absolutely love reserving seats and not having too much of an elbow negotiation with neighbors, though



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36109266)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:34 PM
Author: Racy impressive trust fund library

Any commentary/scholarship on the trendy restaurant/theaters where you can silently order food and alcohol from waiters walking the aisles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36109279)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:36 PM
Author: violent gas station generalized bond

Since when did XO develop an appreciation for indie movies? Seems totally counter to the Trump loving/media hating ethos of this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36109290)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Racy impressive trust fund library

superhero/Star Wars bullshit that grosses billion$ is the fucking epitome of (((GC)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#36109303)



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Date: July 2nd, 2019 12:43 PM
Author: Rose telephone

everyone who was a hipster in 2015 became a white nationalist in 2016

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#38473178)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 1:50 PM
Author: Rose telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#39101949)



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Date: May 29th, 2020 9:00 AM
Author: federal trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983498&forum_id=2#40296832)