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Update: Future wife pump and dump thread
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:25 PM Author: kink-friendly trust fund Original thread: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982812&mc=197&forum_id=2
Update in case anyone is still interested:
She came over last night, I was a little distant compared to previous dates. I made some quick dinner for myself and offered her some but she said she wasn't hungry. She basically skipped dinner. Then we threw on a movie and she started getting very cuddly and eventually gave me some head. I don't normally nut from head or handjobs for some reason so this just meant I got some blue balls. She spent the night.
Objectively speaking, I don't know how I can complain given the very little amount of work asked of me. She kept saying she wished she wasn't on her period and had a tampon in her vag but I'm suspicious that was a ploy to avoid sex. I fingered her and my hands came out clean. Plus, ime if a girl really wants it she'll usually just have period sex.
Not sure how or if to follow up. |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:02 PM Author: Lascivious grizzly home hm. sounds to me like she wanted you to push the envelope a bit.
i kind of like the fact that you stayed more distant, though, after her idiotic invocation of getting burnt by chad last time you were together. |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:09 PM Author: kink-friendly trust fund Thanks dude. Your feedback is much appreciated. Not sure how to stay distant while pushing the envelope though.
The other question is how do I proceed where we just have fun, I put in minimal effort, date other people, while allowing her to proceed at her pace and sex happens on her terms but without much commitment from me? I assume she's probably still open to going on first dates with other dudes though I have no idea how females do this. She's getting all cuddly with me and blowing me and spending the night then goes on a few first dates with other guys? |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:27 PM Author: Lascivious grizzly home i'd say you're home free on the next date. go for it. don't worry about staying distant anymore IF you like her. she made a really dumb statement in the prior date, but it seems like she's into you. i don't think it would hurt to see where it goes, unless that prior statement about getting burnt by chad is going to gnaw at you. but, remember, pretty much every woman has been burnt by chad.
now, if you push the envelope a bit, and she recoils, write her off and forget it. most likely she'll pretend to hesitate at first, but then keep cuddling and kissing you and give herself up.
if you want to keep going on dates with other girls, just don't tell her you want to be exclusive. as for her, my guess is that she's only seeing you right now. but she very well may still be swiping in case a chad comes along. if he does, you'll know it. she'll lose interest in you pretty fast.
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:33 PM Author: kink-friendly trust fund Before I heard the being burned story I did ask if she'd feel more comfortable if I deleted my apps and she said it was too early to say so I think that gives me cover. If she brings it up again I might just say I'm not actively looking (though I am). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105771) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 3:41 PM Author: Lascivious grizzly home i recommend not bringing up deleting your apps that early on. i actually recommend having the chick be the one to bring it up. otherwise, you're making the fatal flaw of appearing more interested in her than she is in you, which is just about the worst possible move you can make. women innately crave men whom other women are competing after. it raises his value. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36106174) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 3:51 PM Author: kink-friendly trust fund Yeah, it was a fuck up but I framed it as a "if it would make you more comfortable, I'm tired of apps and could just easily delete them."
I say it now, but I don't think there's any way I'd be exclusive with this chick now so if she does raise the issue later on I might just say I'm not "actively looking." Lol at what a joke online dating is. |
Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:27 PM Author: Idiotic slippery headpube kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105163) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:30 PM Author: Opaque bat shit crazy garrison partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105199) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:40 PM Author: cream spectacular death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105327) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:42 PM Author: Beady-eyed circlehead I love that half-second where I think your poasts are from the real lawman8. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105359) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 6:24 PM Author: Vermilion Fear-inspiring Orchestra Pit Multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36107122) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:31 PM Author: adventurous chestnut shitlib you should have had a tarp laid down on the couch before she got there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105223) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:33 PM Author: Concupiscible gas station When she said she wanted to "take things slow", you should have said "good!" and demanded she take an STD test (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105249) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:40 PM Author: cream spectacular death wish 180 reply (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105331) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:44 PM Author: disrespectful telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105382) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:05 PM Author: kink-friendly trust fund She said she just switched her birth control to the nuva ring and it's messing with her cycle. If she's clean and I stick it out, that's some quality raw dog sex I have to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105593) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:35 PM Author: Navy Hairless Sweet Tailpipe She wanted to find out how big your cock is before having sex with you.
She is stick on a hard position. She only wants to have sex with you if it's marriage track -- but she does not want to be mariage-track unless you have a good dick.
This is how she tested it out. |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:42 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone base Most women are concerned about if your dick "works" too. Your fuckstick might pass the minimum size requirement but your FAILURE to deliver a hearty CUMBLAST is a major demerit to any semen lover. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105362) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:55 PM Author: passionate trailer park knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105905) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:43 PM Author: Beady-eyed circlehead Lol, once he marries her that dick goes in a jar. She’s more likely showing off her AMAZING blowjob skills. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105377) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:44 PM Author: disrespectful telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105392) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:08 PM Author: kink-friendly trust fund It's kind of sad when a girl professes her amazing blowjob skills, starts off enthusiastically, then 5 minutes later she's tired and demoralized. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105616) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:22 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone base "But i always make guys cum" she protested, unaware that her boast makes her basically equal to a couch cushion, banana peel, or ziplock bag full of lotion (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105714) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:24 PM Author: galvanic impertinent indian lodge "ziplock bag full of lotion"
yeah! [takes notes] |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:25 PM Author: comical box office water buffalo jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105720) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:35 PM Author: indigo old irish cottage range well in a couple days she wont have that excuse and you'll know for sure. but the damage from chad has already been done to this one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105270) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:14 PM Author: carmine lodge twinkling uncleanness Just go with it - sounds like you have a great shot at getting laid at a minimum. No married dude I know regrets even his worst lay. LJL at so many poasters obsessing over the fact that everything about this girl didn't line up in some weird mechanical fashion to check off all their boxes to deem her worthy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105655) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:25 PM Author: Opaque bat shit crazy garrison partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105723) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:27 PM Author: kink-friendly trust fund I don't like this imposter. Where's the real lawman8? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105736) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:36 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone base I'm going to elaborate on this new hater category this afternoon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105794) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:28 PM Author: carmine lodge twinkling uncleanness Poasters in the other thread said don't respond to her and cut her off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105743) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:31 PM Author: Opaque bat shit crazy garrison partner Cut her off doesn't mean deny access to her slime pit. Jfc at all these melvins on this bort. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105757) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:36 PM Author: carmine lodge twinkling uncleanness "Ignore her completely, don't respond to her, never meet up with her, don't even talk to her, but you can still fuck her, bro heh." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105795) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:37 PM Author: Opaque bat shit crazy garrison partner Cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105804) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:38 PM Author: Opaque bat shit crazy garrison partner Wait I just realized that you think Chad is going through this whole process. Holy shit. Haha. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105807) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:36 PM Author: kink-friendly trust fund True. A lot people have their egos tied up in sex including myself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105793) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 3:08 PM Author: disrespectful telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105975) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:17 PM Author: Twisted aqua patrolman theatre jfc. perhaps i'm in the minority on this one. run, far away. how many times must she diss you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105677) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:24 PM Author: Opaque bat shit crazy garrison partner Cr
This beta has done this dance his whole life. It's all he will ever know. |