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Update: Future wife pump and dump thread

Original thread: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
disgusting tanning salon
  05/22/18
hm. sounds to me like she wanted you to push the envelope a ...
ultramarine stage
  05/22/18
Thanks dude. Your feedback is much appreciated. Not sure how...
disgusting tanning salon
  05/22/18
i'd say you're home free on the next date. go for it. don't ...
ultramarine stage
  05/22/18
Before I heard the being burned story I did ask if she'd fee...
disgusting tanning salon
  05/22/18
i recommend not bringing up deleting your apps that early on...
ultramarine stage
  05/22/18
Yeah, it was a fuck up but I framed it as a "if it woul...
disgusting tanning salon
  05/22/18
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mind-boggling goal in life
  05/22/18
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Domesticated trip sandwich
  05/22/18
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Cerebral sinister spot dog poop
  05/22/18
I love that half-second where I think your poasts are from t...
Racy shrine
  05/22/18
...
scarlet painfully honest messiness athletic conference
  05/22/18
you should have had a tarp laid down on the couch before she...
Azure fragrant nibblets point
  05/22/18
When she said she wanted to "take things slow", yo...
Translucent arousing temple
  05/22/18
180 reply
Cerebral sinister spot dog poop
  05/22/18
...
obsidian milk famous landscape painting
  05/22/18
She said she just switched her birth control to the nuva rin...
disgusting tanning salon
  05/22/18
She wanted to find out how big your cock is before having se...
coiffed vigorous menage
  05/22/18
Most women are concerned about if your dick "works"...
Opaque Area
  05/22/18
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aphrodisiac stage international law enforcement agency
  05/22/18
Lol, once he marries her that dick goes in a jar. She’s mor...
Racy shrine
  05/22/18
...
obsidian milk famous landscape painting
  05/22/18
It's kind of sad when a girl professes her amazing blowjob s...
disgusting tanning salon
  05/22/18
"But i always make guys cum" she protested, unawar...
Opaque Area
  05/22/18
"ziplock bag full of lotion" yeah! [takes notes...
snowy abnormal ticket booth
  05/22/18
jfc
Duck-like Frisky Step-uncle's House
  05/22/18
well in a couple days she wont have that excuse and you'll k...
wonderful hunting ground
  05/22/18
Just go with it - sounds like you have a great shot at getti...
bateful olive bawdyhouse legend
  05/22/18
...
Domesticated trip sandwich
  05/22/18
I don't like this imposter. Where's the real lawman8?
disgusting tanning salon
  05/22/18
I'm going to elaborate on this new hater category this after...
Opaque Area
  05/22/18
Poasters in the other thread said don't respond to her and c...
bateful olive bawdyhouse legend
  05/22/18
Cut her off doesn't mean deny access to her slime pit. Jfc a...
Domesticated trip sandwich
  05/22/18
"Ignore her completely, don't respond to her, never mee...
bateful olive bawdyhouse legend
  05/22/18
Cr
Domesticated trip sandwich
  05/22/18
Wait I just realized that you think Chad is going through th...
Domesticated trip sandwich
  05/22/18
True. A lot people have their egos tied up in sex including ...
disgusting tanning salon
  05/22/18
...
obsidian milk famous landscape painting
  05/22/18
jfc. perhaps i'm in the minority on this one. run, far away....
brass juggernaut electric furnace
  05/22/18
Cr This beta has done this dance his whole life. It's all...
Domesticated trip sandwich
  05/22/18


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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: disgusting tanning salon

Original thread: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3982812&mc=197&forum_id=2

Update in case anyone is still interested:

She came over last night, I was a little distant compared to previous dates. I made some quick dinner for myself and offered her some but she said she wasn't hungry. She basically skipped dinner. Then we threw on a movie and she started getting very cuddly and eventually gave me some head. I don't normally nut from head or handjobs for some reason so this just meant I got some blue balls. She spent the night.

Objectively speaking, I don't know how I can complain given the very little amount of work asked of me. She kept saying she wished she wasn't on her period and had a tampon in her vag but I'm suspicious that was a ploy to avoid sex. I fingered her and my hands came out clean. Plus, ime if a girl really wants it she'll usually just have period sex.

Not sure how or if to follow up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105145)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: ultramarine stage

hm. sounds to me like she wanted you to push the envelope a bit.

i kind of like the fact that you stayed more distant, though, after her idiotic invocation of getting burnt by chad last time you were together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105559)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:09 PM
Author: disgusting tanning salon

Thanks dude. Your feedback is much appreciated. Not sure how to stay distant while pushing the envelope though.

The other question is how do I proceed where we just have fun, I put in minimal effort, date other people, while allowing her to proceed at her pace and sex happens on her terms but without much commitment from me? I assume she's probably still open to going on first dates with other dudes though I have no idea how females do this. She's getting all cuddly with me and blowing me and spending the night then goes on a few first dates with other guys?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105622)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: ultramarine stage

i'd say you're home free on the next date. go for it. don't worry about staying distant anymore IF you like her. she made a really dumb statement in the prior date, but it seems like she's into you. i don't think it would hurt to see where it goes, unless that prior statement about getting burnt by chad is going to gnaw at you. but, remember, pretty much every woman has been burnt by chad.

now, if you push the envelope a bit, and she recoils, write her off and forget it. most likely she'll pretend to hesitate at first, but then keep cuddling and kissing you and give herself up.

if you want to keep going on dates with other girls, just don't tell her you want to be exclusive. as for her, my guess is that she's only seeing you right now. but she very well may still be swiping in case a chad comes along. if he does, you'll know it. she'll lose interest in you pretty fast.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105734)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:33 PM
Author: disgusting tanning salon

Before I heard the being burned story I did ask if she'd feel more comfortable if I deleted my apps and she said it was too early to say so I think that gives me cover. If she brings it up again I might just say I'm not actively looking (though I am).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105771)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: ultramarine stage

i recommend not bringing up deleting your apps that early on. i actually recommend having the chick be the one to bring it up. otherwise, you're making the fatal flaw of appearing more interested in her than she is in you, which is just about the worst possible move you can make. women innately crave men whom other women are competing after. it raises his value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36106174)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: disgusting tanning salon

Yeah, it was a fuck up but I framed it as a "if it would make you more comfortable, I'm tired of apps and could just easily delete them."

I say it now, but I don't think there's any way I'd be exclusive with this chick now so if she does raise the issue later on I might just say I'm not "actively looking." Lol at what a joke online dating is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36106243)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: mind-boggling goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105163)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:30 PM
Author: Domesticated trip sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105199)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Cerebral sinister spot dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105327)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Racy shrine

I love that half-second where I think your poasts are from the real lawman8.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105359)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: scarlet painfully honest messiness athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36107122)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:31 PM
Author: Azure fragrant nibblets point

you should have had a tarp laid down on the couch before she got there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105223)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:33 PM
Author: Translucent arousing temple

When she said she wanted to "take things slow", you should have said "good!" and demanded she take an STD test

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105249)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Cerebral sinister spot dog poop

180 reply

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: obsidian milk famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:05 PM
Author: disgusting tanning salon

She said she just switched her birth control to the nuva ring and it's messing with her cycle. If she's clean and I stick it out, that's some quality raw dog sex I have to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: coiffed vigorous menage

She wanted to find out how big your cock is before having sex with you.

She is stick on a hard position. She only wants to have sex with you if it's marriage track -- but she does not want to be mariage-track unless you have a good dick.

This is how she tested it out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105269)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Opaque Area

Most women are concerned about if your dick "works" too. Your fuckstick might pass the minimum size requirement but your FAILURE to deliver a hearty CUMBLAST is a major demerit to any semen lover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105362)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: aphrodisiac stage international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105905)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: Racy shrine

Lol, once he marries her that dick goes in a jar. She’s more likely showing off her AMAZING blowjob skills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105377)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: obsidian milk famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:08 PM
Author: disgusting tanning salon

It's kind of sad when a girl professes her amazing blowjob skills, starts off enthusiastically, then 5 minutes later she's tired and demoralized.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105616)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: Opaque Area

"But i always make guys cum" she protested, unaware that her boast makes her basically equal to a couch cushion, banana peel, or ziplock bag full of lotion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105714)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:24 PM
Author: snowy abnormal ticket booth

"ziplock bag full of lotion"

yeah! [takes notes]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105718)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: Duck-like Frisky Step-uncle's House

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105720)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: wonderful hunting ground

well in a couple days she wont have that excuse and you'll know for sure. but the damage from chad has already been done to this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105270)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:14 PM
Author: bateful olive bawdyhouse legend

Just go with it - sounds like you have a great shot at getting laid at a minimum. No married dude I know regrets even his worst lay. LJL at so many poasters obsessing over the fact that everything about this girl didn't line up in some weird mechanical fashion to check off all their boxes to deem her worthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105655)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:25 PM
Author: Domesticated trip sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105723)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: disgusting tanning salon

I don't like this imposter. Where's the real lawman8?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: Opaque Area

I'm going to elaborate on this new hater category this afternoon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105794)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:28 PM
Author: bateful olive bawdyhouse legend

Poasters in the other thread said don't respond to her and cut her off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105743)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: Domesticated trip sandwich

Cut her off doesn't mean deny access to her slime pit. Jfc at all these melvins on this bort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105757)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: bateful olive bawdyhouse legend

"Ignore her completely, don't respond to her, never meet up with her, don't even talk to her, but you can still fuck her, bro heh."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105795)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: Domesticated trip sandwich

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105804)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: Domesticated trip sandwich

Wait I just realized that you think Chad is going through this whole process. Holy shit. Haha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105807)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: disgusting tanning salon

True. A lot people have their egos tied up in sex including myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105793)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 3:08 PM
Author: obsidian milk famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105975)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: brass juggernaut electric furnace

jfc. perhaps i'm in the minority on this one. run, far away. how many times must she diss you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105677)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 2:24 PM
Author: Domesticated trip sandwich

Cr

This beta has done this dance his whole life. It's all he will ever know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3983763&forum_id=2#36105717)