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Any bros doing practice group lunches for summers have tips?

What are some good tips to get summers interested in your pr...
Transparent Razzle-dazzle Center
  05/23/18
suck their dicks
Lemon electric theater stage
  05/23/18
take them to trapeze lessons
Red startled hissy fit
  05/23/18
Stay aloof, don't say a word, and wait for them to break the...
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  05/23/18
My blood pressure went up just from reading this description
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  05/23/18
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  05/24/18
go to one those painting classes where you drink wine
Lemon electric theater stage
  05/23/18
Invite them to drinks and dinners and strip clubs and shit w...
violet excitant locale incel
  05/23/18
lol you really are too far gone if you have to ask this ques...
smoky hateful business firm
  05/23/18
My group is really understaffed and we really need fresh bod...
Transparent Razzle-dazzle Center
  05/23/18
Give them assignments suitable for a 4th year and spend an h...
violet excitant locale incel
  05/23/18
then be the type of guy summers would want to work for. ...
smoky hateful business firm
  05/23/18
Summers aren’t dumb anymore bro. Most of them now aren’t goi...
Transparent Razzle-dazzle Center
  05/23/18
hmm maybe this guy is right i dunno - i've been succes...
Galvanic federal hominid
  05/23/18
false. most people know having a good boss(es) is more impor...
smoky hateful business firm
  05/23/18
the work is all basically the same in that it's all shit
Lemon electric theater stage
  05/23/18
right
smoky hateful business firm
  05/23/18
summers might not realize this yet, however
Lemon electric theater stage
  05/23/18
but they can sense the desperation behind an aspie senior as...
smoky hateful business firm
  05/23/18
Summers have no idea who their bosses will be when they come...
Emerald Site Toaster
  05/24/18
Wrong, summers are very dumb, perhaps dumber than ever, and ...
concupiscible double fault depressive
  05/24/18
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beta kink-friendly mother menage
  05/23/18
looksmaxxx, order them a few drinks and then tell them the t...
Galvanic federal hominid
  05/23/18
tell them to email rach and cop monikers
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Transparent Razzle-dazzle Center
  05/23/18
Show them IFNB power poses
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  05/23/18
Probably Cr
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  05/23/18
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Lemon electric theater stage
  05/23/18
Maybe pick a room with easily cleanable floors (e.g. vinyl o...
Awkward Legal Warrant
  05/23/18
cr
Pale keepsake machete
  05/24/18
Assuming you're not boozing at the lunches you're not going ...
laughsome magical famous landscape painting
  05/23/18
They’re cutting off everything except beer and wine at event...
judgmental puppy
  05/23/18
I heard this is becoming more common
dull dashing meetinghouse cuck
  05/23/18
Wait do you really think summers will turn down their offers...
Red startled hissy fit
  05/23/18
Pretty sure he's trying to lure people into his practice gro...
laughsome magical famous landscape painting
  05/23/18
The latter. The partners in the group are not big on extracu...
Transparent Razzle-dazzle Center
  05/23/18
just make friends with one or two summers and hang out with ...
Red startled hissy fit
  05/23/18
Lol ask them to go bar hopping outside of recruiting events?...
Transparent Razzle-dazzle Center
  05/23/18
They don't want to hear about your practice group. Lol. But ...
Self-centered temple
  05/23/18
Ask HR to increase your headcount
Tantric Brunch
  05/23/18
biglaw sounds 180
charcoal boyish ratface stag film
  05/23/18
tons of parties, people getting blasted
exhilarant dopamine
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...
beta kink-friendly mother menage
  05/24/18
Focus on 1 or 2 hard workers who are actually interested in ...
Emerald Site Toaster
  05/24/18
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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: Transparent Razzle-dazzle Center

What are some good tips to get summers interested in your practice? Do you tell lots of war stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113196)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: Lemon electric theater stage

suck their dicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113199)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:31 PM
Author: Red startled hissy fit

take them to trapeze lessons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113203)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: alcoholic diverse cruise ship

Stay aloof, don't say a word, and wait for them to break the excruciating silence with questions about your practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113212)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: Awkward Legal Warrant

My blood pressure went up just from reading this description

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115205)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:17 AM
Author: beta kink-friendly mother menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117214)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: Lemon electric theater stage

go to one those painting classes where you drink wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113216)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:34 PM
Author: violet excitant locale incel

Invite them to drinks and dinners and strip clubs and shit with your clenrs and get them all fucked up spewing business advice and financial theories to everyone super cocky and show them that it IS in fact how every week is in your practice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113221)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: smoky hateful business firm

lol you really are too far gone if you have to ask this question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113229)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: Transparent Razzle-dazzle Center

My group is really understaffed and we really need fresh bodies next year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113235)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: violet excitant locale incel

Give them assignments suitable for a 4th year and spend an hour giving directions and then tell they are doing the real thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113243)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:36 PM
Author: smoky hateful business firm

then be the type of guy summers would want to work for.

but if you're saying like things like 'war stories' and 'fresh bodies', i doubt that would ever be the case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113244)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:38 PM
Author: Transparent Razzle-dazzle Center

Summers aren’t dumb anymore bro. Most of them now aren’t going to convinced by personalities, they want to know what you’re actually doing as an associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113257)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Galvanic federal hominid

hmm

maybe this guy is right

i dunno - i've been successful with my approach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113265)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: smoky hateful business firm

false. most people know having a good boss(es) is more important than the substance of their work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113289)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: Lemon electric theater stage

the work is all basically the same in that it's all shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113305)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: smoky hateful business firm

right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113309)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: Lemon electric theater stage

summers might not realize this yet, however

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113313)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: smoky hateful business firm

but they can sense the desperation behind an aspie senior associate like op with bread crumbs all over his BB shirt telling them 'war stories' about being at the printers at 4am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113351)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:45 AM
Author: Emerald Site Toaster

Summers have no idea who their bosses will be when they come back in 15 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117227)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:48 AM
Author: concupiscible double fault depressive

Wrong, summers are very dumb, perhaps dumber than ever, and they will be almost entirely convinced based on personality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117234)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:07 PM
Author: beta kink-friendly mother menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115247)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: Galvanic federal hominid

looksmaxxx, order them a few drinks and then tell them the truth

they will get off on hearing how HARD you work and how you're working on FRONT PAGE DEALS and that they can be JUST LIKE YOU if they only put their minds to it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113254)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: chartreuse mind-boggling trump supporter

tell them to email rach and cop monikers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113277)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: Exciting garnet tanning salon bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113285)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:59 AM
Author: Aromatic Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117245)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 4:30 PM
Author: Transparent Razzle-dazzle Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113643)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: dull dashing meetinghouse cuck

Show them IFNB power poses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113653)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:19 PM
Author: Transparent Razzle-dazzle Center

Probably Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113959)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: Lemon electric theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36113963)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:01 PM
Author: Awkward Legal Warrant

Maybe pick a room with easily cleanable floors (e.g. vinyl or wood) if you’re going to be doing IFNB stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115213)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 2:03 PM
Author: Pale keepsake machete

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36119730)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:47 PM
Author: laughsome magical famous landscape painting

Assuming you're not boozing at the lunches you're not going to make much progress there. The most effective way to lure people to your group (assuming you're not in some world renowned group that HYS kids are clawing each other's eyes out to get into) is to be the fun group that goes out and drinks a bunch and stresses the work hard play hard bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115139)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: judgmental puppy

They’re cutting off everything except beer and wine at events because of #METOO; fucking bullshit. Anyone else got this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115149)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:08 PM
Author: dull dashing meetinghouse cuck

I heard this is becoming more common

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115977)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: Red startled hissy fit

Wait do you really think summers will turn down their offers at the end of the summer? Or are you trying to make them pick your group over another one? If the latter, a meaningful personal connection >>>>> work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115177)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 8:58 PM
Author: laughsome magical famous landscape painting

Pretty sure he's trying to lure people into his practice group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115196)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: Transparent Razzle-dazzle Center

The latter. The partners in the group are not big on extracurricular activities so it’s reslly up to the more sociable associates like me. The few get togethers we have had have been poorly attended. A lot of departures recently so I just want to make sure we get enough juniors year otherwise work will get pushed up to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115271)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 10:23 PM
Author: Red startled hissy fit

just make friends with one or two summers and hang out with them outside of the summer class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115688)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:19 PM
Author: Transparent Razzle-dazzle Center

Lol ask them to go bar hopping outside of recruiting events? Sounds creepy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116059)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 10:26 PM
Author: Self-centered temple

They don't want to hear about your practice group. Lol. But if you need them to join say that there is a ton of work to be done in your niche group and it would be a wise idea to consider it so that they can specialize early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36115704)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:13 PM
Author: Tantric Brunch

Ask HR to increase your headcount

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116019)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:15 PM
Author: charcoal boyish ratface stag film

biglaw sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116028)



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Date: May 23rd, 2018 11:26 PM
Author: exhilarant dopamine

tons of parties, people getting blasted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36116133)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:17 AM
Author: beta kink-friendly mother menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117213)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 6:46 AM
Author: Emerald Site Toaster

Focus on 1 or 2 hard workers who are actually interested in what you do. Let them do “cool” shit like travel as a summer to attend a deposit or go to a hearing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36117230)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: Transparent Razzle-dazzle Center

I’m a transactional lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3984737&forum_id=2#36119700)