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Remember when law students were so excited/impressed by law review?

lmao and they ended up becoming LITIGATORS LOOOOL
Sienna gaping
  05/24/18
LR is a proxy for many things. it's not about LR itself.
Cerebral regret stage
  05/24/18
lulz.
Beta Saffron Base Background Story
  05/24/18
...
Sienna gaping
  05/24/18
good proxy for lack of exit options, sure
Sienna gaping
  05/24/18
plenty of LR people go corp
Cerebral regret stage
  05/24/18
lol even dumber
Sienna gaping
  05/24/18
Lmaoooo
Pale Supple Hunting Ground
  05/24/18
what's the incentive against coasting and doing the bare min...
coral hall
  05/24/18
None. Lmao
Pale Supple Hunting Ground
  05/24/18
ty for clarifying.
Beta Saffron Base Background Story
  05/24/18
TITCR. A few lawfags who truly do love the law will do the ...
chocolate sexy hairy legs private investor
  05/24/18
...
medicated cruel-hearted box office reading party
  05/24/18
...
chrome circlehead
  05/24/18
what's the incentive against coasting and doing the bare min...
Sienna gaping
  05/24/18
got to cop that Order of the Coif bro
Internet-worthy haunted graveyard
  05/24/18
I knew my career was dead in the water when I failed to make...
fuchsia impressive corner macaca
  05/24/18
You: poast
Pale Supple Hunting Ground
  05/24/18
We're all members of the Faggotry Journal here.
fuchsia impressive corner macaca
  05/24/18
Were you right?
Brilliant Church Building
  05/31/18
Self-fulfiling prophecy. POSITIVE ATTITUDE.
fuchsia impressive corner macaca
  05/31/18
My law review had us all pile into the library to do the cit...
chocolate sexy hairy legs private investor
  05/24/18
why wre you even on law review
Sienna gaping
  05/24/18
This is a fair question. I wasn't jaded then as I am now an...
chocolate sexy hairy legs private investor
  05/24/18
PS your first biglaw firm didnt care either
Sienna gaping
  05/24/18
...
chocolate sexy hairy legs private investor
  05/24/18
Prole tell: not grading on to law review
Blue infuriating telephone
  05/24/18
non YLS/SLS tell
grizzly address sex offender
  05/24/18
That’s exactly the type of efficiency we don’t need in bigla...
Pale Supple Hunting Ground
  05/24/18
lol. My early cultural struggles with biglaw all revolved a...
chocolate sexy hairy legs private investor
  05/24/18
Crrrr. I do all my tasks as quickly as possible but then hol...
Blue infuriating telephone
  05/24/18
...
ebony multi-colored fortuitous meteor
  05/24/18
180, but shocking that the Head Nerd In Charge had not accou...
Beta Saffron Base Background Story
  05/24/18
I was pretty surprised too. Basic logic suggests you would ...
chocolate sexy hairy legs private investor
  05/24/18
we had to do our cite checks with paper books, no Lexis or W...
Internet-worthy haunted graveyard
  05/24/18
jesus christ people on law review are insane and the only...
Sienna gaping
  05/24/18
Law review is properly viewed as law schools outsourcing the...
chocolate sexy hairy legs private investor
  05/24/18
We literally went to the university's main library to look a...
chocolate sexy hairy legs private investor
  05/24/18
*averted *puffs chest with pride*
Internet-worthy haunted graveyard
  05/24/18
(Editor in Chief)
chocolate sexy hairy legs private investor
  05/24/18
...
medicated cruel-hearted box office reading party
  05/24/18
jesus christ that was a close one! ty 4 ur service.
Beta Saffron Base Background Story
  05/24/18
sounds like my experience and your advice was the cr.
Obsidian soggy theater round eye
  05/24/18
no, fuck no.
bat-shit-crazy theatre national security agency
  05/24/18
...
chocolate sexy hairy legs private investor
  05/31/18


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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:12 PM
Author: Sienna gaping

lmao and they ended up becoming LITIGATORS LOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120216)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Cerebral regret stage

LR is a proxy for many things. it's not about LR itself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120222)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Beta Saffron Base Background Story

lulz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120263)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: Sienna gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120287)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: Sienna gaping

good proxy for lack of exit options, sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120290)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: Cerebral regret stage

plenty of LR people go corp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120329)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:59 PM
Author: Sienna gaping

lol even dumber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36123243)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: Pale Supple Hunting Ground

Lmaoooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120245)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: coral hall

what's the incentive against coasting and doing the bare minimum once you're on LR. LR meaning law review, not lisa rowe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120266)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: Pale Supple Hunting Ground

None. Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120270)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:21 PM
Author: Beta Saffron Base Background Story

ty for clarifying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120273)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:21 PM
Author: chocolate sexy hairy legs private investor

TITCR. A few lawfags who truly do love the law will do the bulk of the work and become editors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120275)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: medicated cruel-hearted box office reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120291)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: chrome circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36122310)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Sienna gaping

what's the incentive against coasting and doing the bare minimum once you get good 1L grades

NOTHING



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120299)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Internet-worthy haunted graveyard

got to cop that Order of the Coif bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120314)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: fuchsia impressive corner macaca

I knew my career was dead in the water when I failed to make LR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120284)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: Pale Supple Hunting Ground

You: poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120297)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: fuchsia impressive corner macaca

We're all members of the Faggotry Journal here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120302)



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Date: May 31st, 2018 3:55 PM
Author: Brilliant Church Building

Were you right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36160139)



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Date: May 31st, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: fuchsia impressive corner macaca

Self-fulfiling prophecy. POSITIVE ATTITUDE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36160181)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: chocolate sexy hairy legs private investor

My law review had us all pile into the library to do the cite check bullshit and divided up responsibilities by having everybody in that week take an equal number of pages. What nobody seemed to realize is that TCR was to grab the last section, because it was always a conclusion that had vastly fewer footnotes and almost all of them were "Id. at blah blah blah." I would grab that section, be done in an hour, vanish to do my own thing for two hours, and reappear just as everybody was finishing. Nobody noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120306)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Sienna gaping

why wre you even on law review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120317)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: chocolate sexy hairy legs private investor

This is a fair question. I wasn't jaded then as I am now and took the idea of it being a potentially important career-long credential seriously. But nobody cared when I left my first and only biglaw firm (six years). Now of course I'm an in-house fag and nobody cares that I was on law review.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120333)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: Sienna gaping

PS your first biglaw firm didnt care either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120340)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:55 PM
Author: chocolate sexy hairy legs private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120563)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:40 PM
Author: Blue infuriating telephone

Prole tell: not grading on to law review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120450)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: grizzly address sex offender

non YLS/SLS tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36122214)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:27 PM
Author: Pale Supple Hunting Ground

That’s exactly the type of efficiency we don’t need in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120325)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: chocolate sexy hairy legs private investor

lol. My early cultural struggles with biglaw all revolved around efficiency. I quickly learned to do something in 2 hours but not say it was done until 8 hours later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120474)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: Blue infuriating telephone

Crrrr. I do all my tasks as quickly as possible but then hold them until right before the deadline. Preferably, I’m out drinking with buddies then I come home at 2am to turn in my assignments. Never turn in an assignment while the partners awake or you might get quick follow up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120488)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: ebony multi-colored fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120526)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: Beta Saffron Base Background Story

180, but shocking that the Head Nerd In Charge had not accounted for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120332)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:44 PM
Author: chocolate sexy hairy legs private investor

I was pretty surprised too. Basic logic suggests you would divide it up by footnote numbering, not page numbering. Even then the conclusion would be better because those footnotes are easier, but at least it would be far more equal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120484)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: Internet-worthy haunted graveyard

we had to do our cite checks with paper books, no Lexis or WL allowed. Theoretically it was because WL might make an error in scanning, so we needed to look at the "real" source. But I'm sure it was just hazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120481)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: Sienna gaping

jesus christ people on law review are insane

and the only reason you do htis is to perpetuate the fake notion of "rigor" for scholarship that NO ONE WILL READ OR CARE ABOUT other than profs trying to get paid $300k a year to jerk off

literally nothing about any aspet of law review has any importance in the real world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120490)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: chocolate sexy hairy legs private investor

Law review is properly viewed as law schools outsourcing their tenure decisions to a vast army of volunteer employees who are paid only in "experience." It really is shocking that only the (((legal))) profession works this way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120506)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: chocolate sexy hairy legs private investor

We literally went to the university's main library to look at newspaper articles on microfiche (or whatever the fuck it was) rather than rely on Westlaw/Lexis. We actually did find a mistake once-- it seems Lexis had the article we were citing in A4 of that day's NY Times, when it was really A5. We updated the cite accordingly. Crisis adverted!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120498)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:47 PM
Author: Internet-worthy haunted graveyard

*averted

*puffs chest with pride*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120508)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: chocolate sexy hairy legs private investor

(Editor in Chief)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120516)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: medicated cruel-hearted box office reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120528)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Beta Saffron Base Background Story

jesus christ that was a close one! ty 4 ur service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36120525)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 8:18 PM
Author: Obsidian soggy theater round eye

sounds like my experience and your advice was the cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36122229)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 8:33 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy theatre national security agency

no, fuck no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36122315)



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Date: May 31st, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: chocolate sexy hairy legs private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3985613&forum_id=2#36160076)