I am pleased to announce that I kept my race and sexual orientation private because I did not consider them relevant enough to share. Besides, these issues aren't easily discussed on a board like xo, known for its heavy racist and homophobic content and jokes (which we approve of because we're in favor of freedom of speech.) However, things have changed and I believe I'm now in a position to speak openly about my true self, especially considering I've climbed the ranks and have become the highest officer of this site and have garnered everyone's respect.

That being said, here comes the highly anticipated truth about me: I am a gay black male, a liberal and an unemployed citizen by choice. I chose to devote 85% of my time to xo because I deem it a worthy pursuit. Rach pays me a symbolic stipend to support myself (rent and food) in a very rundown part of town in exchange for being the lifeblood of this site and for performing managerial and leadership roles. I believe that eventually, this will lead to a paid position, even a career that will allow me to get a decent place to live and possibly a middle-class salary. I have been donating my time for your entertainment and I expect nothing but the utmost respect and gratitude.

I am frugal and enjoy frugality. I did flame in jest about being rich, I hope you all caught my drift. Not such thing as throwing money away on stupid bullshit like designer wear or diamonds. That lifestyle isn't within my desires or reach. I am who I am and I've come clean. I expect to receive the exact same respect you had for me when I claimed to be a wealthy, white business owner. I am still the same person, and even though I admit I concealed my race and sexual orientation, I did so for good reasons.

Thanks for listening. All comments are welcome.

Watchmen

The President of the People of Autoadmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3988076&forum_id=2#36139026)

Not gay though. I’ve seen pics of his gf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3988076&forum_id=2#36139045)

Resign already, shithead. Wait, how can he resign if he hasn't been appointed? Self-appointment doesn't count. Just retire spineless loser and never come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3988076&forum_id=2#36150211)