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Louisiana lawyers: what's the wackiest civil law shit that Louisiana does?

surely you guys have some good stories of practicing under N...
odious ivory halford property
  06/01/18
Under the Louisiana CCP u only have 15 days to answer the co...
Vivacious Impressive Theatre Cuck
  06/01/18
lmao that's not even divisible by 7
odious ivory halford property
  06/01/18
French do everything in metric
Vivacious Impressive Theatre Cuck
  06/01/18
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Opaque bull headed kitchen tank
  06/01/18
everything is pretty much the same, just with different term...
brindle glittery digit ratio fortuitous meteor
  06/01/18
what do you cite for legal authorities in briefs? The Louisi...
bearded dashing cruise ship
  06/01/18
you cite the code/revised statutes and cite cases too but th...
brindle glittery digit ratio fortuitous meteor
  06/01/18
What is the purpose of the Louisiana Supreme Court?
bearded dashing cruise ship
  06/01/18
the same as the purpose of every other supreme court
brindle glittery digit ratio fortuitous meteor
  06/01/18
well in other states the high court sets binding precedent, ...
razzmatazz umber pozpig
  06/01/18
that's not the technical purpose of a court of appeal
brindle glittery digit ratio fortuitous meteor
  06/01/18
what is their technical purpose, in your view?
razzmatazz umber pozpig
  06/01/18
to determine whether a lower court made errors in procedure ...
brindle glittery digit ratio fortuitous meteor
  06/01/18
ok but in other states those determinations bind lower court...
razzmatazz umber pozpig
  06/01/18
That’s a narrow view. A huge portion of what a state scotus ...
bearded dashing cruise ship
  06/01/18
yes, i'm aware, thanks. i went to a T14. civil roman law is ...
brindle glittery digit ratio fortuitous meteor
  06/01/18
Oh wow a T14! Lol
bearded dashing cruise ship
  06/01/18
Tell us more about the sweets of law center, fine scholar!
massive office pocket flask
  06/01/18
i wasn't the one being pedantic about how SCOTUS works, jack...
brindle glittery digit ratio fortuitous meteor
  06/01/18
ya you said LA scotus was same as every other state scotus b...
bearded dashing cruise ship
  06/01/18
fucking lol @ t14. you're dealing with hys goons here you si...
Contagious black woman
  06/02/18
wrf I love Louisiana now
ruby theater
  06/05/18
I’m enjoying the autism in this subthread.
Fishy business firm
  06/01/18
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So if there is no common law, are there statutes that say wh...
Snowy meetinghouse
  06/02/18
Yes, that's why it's called civil law. Because it's civilize...
brindle glittery digit ratio fortuitous meteor
  06/03/18
One thing that is CRAZY about Louisiana from the PI perspect...
aromatic pearly ticket booth
  06/01/18
180
odious ivory halford property
  06/01/18
kind of hard for the solo there, right, when you cant bankro...
aromatic pearly ticket booth
  06/01/18
people still do this shit in my jurisdiction although it is ...
red home
  06/01/18
*Plaintiff puts on firm's hat like college football recruit ...
Vibrant bipolar knife
  06/01/18
I would 100% do this if I got injured in Louisiana and my in...
odious ivory halford property
  06/01/18
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aromatic pearly ticket booth
  06/01/18
yep!
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At-the-ready sanctuary
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excitant frum hell
  06/01/18
“I’m taking my talents to Orleans Parish”
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mischievous multi-colored plaza
  06/01/18
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infuriating maroon potus
  06/01/18
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henna nowag cuckoldry
  06/02/18
I am taking my talents to Fontenaut, Baudin & Somme
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  06/05/18
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Bonkers personal credit line resort
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Fiercely-loyal Comical Boistinker Locus
  03/15/22
Best LA cause of action is ingratitude. If you give someone ...
Fishy business firm
  06/01/18
cr not flame, love #3 Ingratitude is specifically defined...
Vivacious Impressive Theatre Cuck
  06/01/18
starvation mode
aromatic pearly ticket booth
  06/01/18
"theft of crawfish" is its own crime https://la...
Vivacious Impressive Theatre Cuck
  06/01/18
This is, frankly, just common sense lawmaking
sooty laser beams set
  06/01/18
(black fiancé)
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Fishy business firm
  06/02/18
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Learning disabled aphrodisiac site quadroon
  06/03/18
§67.5. Theft of crawfish; penalty A. Theft of craw...
odious ivory halford property
  06/01/18
these penalties don't sound very thought-through
marvelous bbw
  06/02/18
Just do steal two $300 batches of crawfish and face 6-month ...
dull drunken azn
  06/05/18
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odious ivory halford property
  06/05/18
one time a bunch of crawfish got out of the pond and started...
brindle glittery digit ratio fortuitous meteor
  06/01/18
"Sorry, sir, this is a civil matter."
mischievous multi-colored plaza
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Opaque bull headed kitchen tank
  06/01/18
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deep tattoo reading party
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Lol, Theft of Alligator is a different crime: RS 14:67.13...
bateful misanthropic point factory reset button
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odious ivory halford property
  06/02/18
how do they deal with carpet pissing?
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odious ivory halford property
  06/01/18
Great thread
Opaque bull headed kitchen tank
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It's against the law to call a boxer mean names during a mat...
bateful misanthropic point factory reset button
  06/02/18
Louisiana law allows "direct actions" against insu...
Stimulating harsh location sneaky criminal
  06/02/18
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odious ivory halford property
  06/02/18
180 billion if true
Vivacious Impressive Theatre Cuck
  06/02/18
every fucking word of it.
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Learning disabled aphrodisiac site quadroon
  06/03/18
I don't buy that the "gullible" biglaw attorneys w...
Chrome prole preventive strike
  06/03/18
i understand that reaction, but it's what happened. the insu...
Stimulating harsh location sneaky criminal
  06/05/18
I REALLY don’t understand their odd statutes of limitation
Obsidian Turdskin
  06/02/18
Its not complicated. One is a soft deadline and the other is...
brindle glittery digit ratio fortuitous meteor
  06/03/18
Lmao okay Frenchy now explain tolling
Obsidian Turdskin
  06/03/18
nice try but we're not doing your barbri homework for you
Vivacious Impressive Theatre Cuck
  06/04/18
the version of SoL that's like a soft deadline can be suspen...
brindle glittery digit ratio fortuitous meteor
  06/04/18
Is it the same thing as a statute of repose
Obsidian Turdskin
  06/05/18
it's essentially the same
brindle glittery digit ratio fortuitous meteor
  06/05/18
Prescription versus peremption
Vibrant bipolar knife
  06/04/18
every Louisiana lawyer is a notary, basically.
Stimulating harsh location sneaky criminal
  06/02/18
Do the state flags have fringe?
dull drunken azn
  06/05/18
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odious ivory halford property
  06/02/18
§ 285. - Telephone communications; improper language; h...
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Sec. 34-29. - Throwbacks. It shall be unlawful for a pers...
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odious ivory halford property
  06/03/18
this is serious, riders have been badlyinjured
Vivacious Impressive Theatre Cuck
  06/04/18
Except on Thursdays, of course.
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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: odious ivory halford property

surely you guys have some good stories of practicing under Napoleonic Code

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165149)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: Vivacious Impressive Theatre Cuck

Under the Louisiana CCP u only have 15 days to answer the complaint. Under the federal rules its 21- wacky!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165159)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: odious ivory halford property

lmao that's not even divisible by 7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165167)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:38 PM
Author: Vivacious Impressive Theatre Cuck

French do everything in metric

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165346)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 10:07 PM
Author: Opaque bull headed kitchen tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36168919)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:11 PM
Author: brindle glittery digit ratio fortuitous meteor

everything is pretty much the same, just with different terminology. a louisiana lawyer will LOVE to start talking jibberish to get you to hire him as local counsel as your eyes glaze over about peremption this, usufruct that, blah blah blah. just get past the terminology and you're fine. it's actually easier to do lit in louisiana bc there's no stare decisis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165177)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:43 PM
Author: bearded dashing cruise ship

what do you cite for legal authorities in briefs? The Louisiana a code and that’s it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165378)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: brindle glittery digit ratio fortuitous meteor

you cite the code/revised statutes and cite cases too but the courts dont have to give a fuck about your case citations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165381)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: bearded dashing cruise ship

What is the purpose of the Louisiana Supreme Court?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165385)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: brindle glittery digit ratio fortuitous meteor

the same as the purpose of every other supreme court

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36166280)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: razzmatazz umber pozpig

well in other states the high court sets binding precedent, so....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36166306)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: brindle glittery digit ratio fortuitous meteor

that's not the technical purpose of a court of appeal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36166311)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: razzmatazz umber pozpig

what is their technical purpose, in your view?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36166323)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: brindle glittery digit ratio fortuitous meteor

to determine whether a lower court made errors in procedure or application of the law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36166339)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 2:48 PM
Author: razzmatazz umber pozpig

ok but in other states those determinations bind lower courts when similar issues arise. You might quibble about whether that's the "technical purpose" of appellate courts, but that's the most important function of the court since any given appellate decision will likely impact dozens, hundreds, or even thousands of future proceedings. If each case is an island in LA, the appellate courts there serve a very different function than elsewhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36166413)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 2:54 PM
Author: bearded dashing cruise ship

That’s a narrow view. A huge portion of what a state scotus does is interpret the constitution and statutes and resolve splits among its lower courts and create common law. If the Louisiana scotus binds only the parties before it then that takes away a large part of what state scotuses typically do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36166461)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: brindle glittery digit ratio fortuitous meteor

yes, i'm aware, thanks. i went to a T14. civil roman law is a much more prestigious and rational system than retarded common law based on english peasants squabbling over deer in the middle ages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36166549)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: bearded dashing cruise ship

Oh wow a T14! Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36166626)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: massive office pocket flask

Tell us more about the sweets of law center, fine scholar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36167104)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: brindle glittery digit ratio fortuitous meteor

i wasn't the one being pedantic about how SCOTUS works, jackass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36167111)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: bearded dashing cruise ship

ya you said LA scotus was same as every other state scotus bc they reviewed for procedural error. me and my friend blew that out of the water.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36168388)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 11:03 AM
Author: Contagious black woman

fucking lol @ t14. you're dealing with hys goons here you silly shitbag. lol @ this "georgetown" trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36170951)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 8:50 AM
Author: ruby theater

wrf I love Louisiana now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36186290)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: Fishy business firm

I’m enjoying the autism in this subthread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36166344)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: razzmatazz umber pozpig

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36166418)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: laughsome hairy legs station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36168741)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 12:45 AM
Author: Slippery parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36174148)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 7:59 AM
Author: Sadistic avocado bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36186147)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 10:55 AM
Author: Snowy meetinghouse

So if there is no common law, are there statutes that say what contracts are and what negligence is? So weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36170925)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: brindle glittery digit ratio fortuitous meteor

Yes, that's why it's called civil law. Because it's civilized.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36174028)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: aromatic pearly ticket booth

One thing that is CRAZY about Louisiana from the PI perspective is how attys are allowed to front recovery to their clients BEFORE settlement. Its supposed to be for things like basic necessities, rent, transport to and from medical providers, but it translates to a bidding war w PI firms competing to offer nice cars, furnished apartments, etc, to clients during the pendency of the case, if only they'll sign up w one lawyer rather than another.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165186)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: odious ivory halford property

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165187)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: aromatic pearly ticket booth

kind of hard for the solo there, right, when you cant bankroll a plaintiff as well as the larger firm!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165199)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: red home

people still do this shit in my jurisdiction although it is explicitly disallowed but no one ever gets in trouble for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165196)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: Vibrant bipolar knife

*Plaintiff puts on firm's hat like college football recruit on National Signing Day*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165197)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: odious ivory halford property

I would 100% do this if I got injured in Louisiana and my injury allowed me to still put on a hat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165200)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: aromatic pearly ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165205)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: aromatic pearly ticket booth

yep!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165202)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: nighttime gas station associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165203)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:21 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Charcoal University Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165232)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: razzle azure international law enforcement agency masturbator



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Date: June 1st, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: doobsian area internal respiration

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165574)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: At-the-ready sanctuary



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Date: June 1st, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: excitant frum hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36166353)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: Vigorous sex offender puppy

“I’m taking my talents to Orleans Parish”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36166362)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: mischievous multi-colored plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36166371)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: infuriating maroon potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36168494)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: henna nowag cuckoldry



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:48 AM
Author: Talented fear-inspiring crackhouse son of senegal

I am taking my talents to Fontenaut, Baudin & Somme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36185740)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: Bonkers personal credit line resort



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Date: March 15th, 2022 5:53 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Comical Boistinker Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#44154335)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Fishy business firm

Best LA cause of action is ingratitude. If you give someone a gift and they are later ungrateful, you can take it back. Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165585)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: Vivacious Impressive Theatre Cuck

cr not flame, love #3

Ingratitude is specifically defined in La.Civ.Code art. 1560 to include only three instances: "1. If the donee has attempted to take the life of the donor; 2. If he has been guilty towards him of cruel treatment, crimes or grievous injuries; 3. If he has refused him food, when in distress."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165742)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 1:28 PM
Author: aromatic pearly ticket booth

starvation mode

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165751)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 1:31 PM
Author: Vivacious Impressive Theatre Cuck

"theft of crawfish" is its own crime

https://law.justia.com/codes/louisiana/2006/146/78622.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165778)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: sooty laser beams set

This is, frankly, just common sense lawmaking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165790)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: Vivacious Impressive Theatre Cuck

(black fiancé)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165815)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 1:38 PM
Author: aromatic pearly ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165856)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 2:48 PM
Author: Fishy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36171759)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 2:51 PM
Author: bateful misanthropic point factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36171765)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: Learning disabled aphrodisiac site quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36175843)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: odious ivory halford property

§67.5. Theft of crawfish; penalty

A. Theft of crawfish is the misappropriation or taking of crawfish belonging to another or proceeds derived from the sale of such crawfish, whether done without the consent of the owner to the misappropriation or taking, or by means of fraudulent conduct, practices, or representations, with the intent to deprive the owner permanently of the crawfish, or proceeds derived from the sale of the crawfish.

B.(1) Whoever commits the crime of theft of crawfish when the misappropriation or taking amounts to a value of five hundred dollars or more shall be imprisoned, with or without hard labor, for not more than ten years or may be fined not more than three thousand dollars, or both.

(2) When the misappropriation or taking amounts to a value of three hundred dollars or more, but less than a value of five hundred dollars, the offender shall be imprisoned, with or without hard labor, for not more than two years or may be fined not more than two thousand dollars, or both.

(3) When the misappropriation or taking amounts to less than a value of three hundred dollars, the offender shall be imprisoned for not more than six months or may be fined not more than five hundred dollars, or both. If the offender in such cases has been convicted of theft of crawfish one or more times previously, upon any subsequent conviction he shall be imprisoned, with or without hard labor, for not more than ten years or may be fined not more than three thousand dollars, or both.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165877)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: marvelous bbw

these penalties don't sound very thought-through

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36171871)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 1:37 AM
Author: dull drunken azn

Just do steal two $300 batches of crawfish and face 6-month sentences instead of the TEN YEARS you'd get for stealing $600 all at once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36185639)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: odious ivory halford property



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Date: June 1st, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: brindle glittery digit ratio fortuitous meteor

one time a bunch of crawfish got out of the pond and started crawling through the ROW ditch and across the public road so people went out there with tongs and started to pick them up off the road and the landowner called the cops and tried to have them all arrested but since it was the public road there was nothing the cops could do for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36166302)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: mischievous multi-colored plaza

"Sorry, sir, this is a civil matter."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36166343)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 10:08 PM
Author: Opaque bull headed kitchen tank



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Date: June 1st, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: deep tattoo reading party



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: bateful misanthropic point factory reset button

Lol, Theft of Alligator is a different crime:

RS 14:67.13

§67.13. Theft of an alligator

A. Theft of an alligator is the misappropriation or taking of an alligator, an alligator's skin, or a part of an alligator, whether dead or alive, belonging to another, either without the consent of the other to the misappropriation or taking, or by means of fraudulent conduct, practices, or representations. An intent to deprive the other permanently of the alligator, the alligator's skin, or a part of an alligator is essential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36171776)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: odious ivory halford property



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Date: June 1st, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Vigorous sex offender puppy

how do they deal with carpet pissing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36166378)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 10:06 PM
Author: odious ivory halford property



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Date: June 1st, 2018 10:08 PM
Author: Opaque bull headed kitchen tank

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36168929)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 10:57 AM
Author: bisexual diverse menage messiness



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 2:52 PM
Author: bateful misanthropic point factory reset button

It's against the law to call a boxer mean names during a match:

There shall be no insulting or abusive remarks made by seconds, managers, or spectators and directed at the contestants. The officers of the club, and the secretary of the commission, shall at once eject persons who violate this or any other provision of this chapter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36171774)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: Stimulating harsh location sneaky criminal

Louisiana law allows "direct actions" against insurers. Following a huge mass tort, the parties negotiated into the wee hours and then the early morning hours before signing the deal.

The defendants and insurers were represented by NYC-based biglaw. The deal got signed around 4:30 am.

Only the Louisiana-based plaintiffs' lawyers noticed that the draft and final release did not cover insurers -- being drafted by NYC biglaw firms who were not used to dealing with direct action jurisdictions.

While the defense team was enjoying breakfast in the hotel restaurant before heading off to bed, the plaintiffs served a second action against the non-released insurers and got another 40% out of the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36171939)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: odious ivory halford property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36172113)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: Vivacious Impressive Theatre Cuck

180 billion if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36173563)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Stimulating harsh location sneaky criminal

every fucking word of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36173570)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: Learning disabled aphrodisiac site quadroon



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 12:38 AM
Author: Chrome prole preventive strike

I don't buy that the "gullible" biglaw attorneys were unaware of direct actions against insurers. The much more likely explanation is that the plaintiffs attorneys refused to release the insurers and the insurers agreed to settle the claims against their insureds to avoid massive bad faith claims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36174132)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: Stimulating harsh location sneaky criminal

i understand that reaction, but it's what happened. the insurers and their own NYC counsel were part of the settlement negotiations and were at the breakfast table. the "Released Parties" language was treated as boiler plate. It listed the typical dozen or so released parties but did not include the word "insurers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36187012)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 4:40 PM
Author: Obsidian Turdskin

I REALLY don’t understand their odd statutes of limitation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36172186)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 12:42 AM
Author: brindle glittery digit ratio fortuitous meteor

Its not complicated. One is a soft deadline and the other is a hard deadline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36174142)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: Obsidian Turdskin

Lmao okay Frenchy now explain tolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36175970)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 4:39 PM
Author: Vivacious Impressive Theatre Cuck

nice try but we're not doing your barbri homework for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36182625)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: brindle glittery digit ratio fortuitous meteor

the version of SoL that's like a soft deadline can be suspended for various reasons - - suspension is like "tolling"

the version of SOL that's like a hard deadline has no tolling. it can only be "suspended" in specific circumstances through legislative action

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36182748)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 1:03 AM
Author: Obsidian Turdskin

Is it the same thing as a statute of repose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36185567)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 10:57 AM
Author: brindle glittery digit ratio fortuitous meteor

it's essentially the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36186951)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 4:59 PM
Author: Vibrant bipolar knife

Prescription versus peremption

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Date: June 2nd, 2018 10:22 PM
Author: Stimulating harsh location sneaky criminal

every Louisiana lawyer is a notary, basically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36173599)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 1:39 AM
Author: dull drunken azn

Do the state flags have fringe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36185642)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: odious ivory halford property



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 12:59 AM
Author: mint senate juggernaut

§ 285. - Telephone communications; improper language; harassment; penalty

A. No person shall: (1) Engage in or institute a telephone call, telephone conversation, or telephone conference, with another person, anonymously or otherwise, and therein use obscene, profane, vulgar, lewd, lascivious, or indecent language, or make any suggestion or proposal of an obscene nature or threaten any illegal or immoral act with the intent to coerce, intimidate, or harass another person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36174202)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 1:01 AM
Author: mint senate juggernaut

Sec. 34-29. - Throwbacks.

It shall be unlawful for a person to throw any object at a float or at any participant in a carnival parade. Any person who violates this provision shall be fined $250.00 per violation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36174205)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 12:33 PM
Author: odious ivory halford property



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Date: June 4th, 2018 4:39 PM
Author: Vivacious Impressive Theatre Cuck

this is serious, riders have been badlyinjured

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36182633)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:17 AM
Author: Ocher fragrant scourge upon the earth

Except on Thursdays, of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36185711)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 5:03 PM
Author: odious ivory halford property



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Date: November 10th, 2019 3:46 PM
Author: odious ivory halford property



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