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Louisiana lawyers: what's the wackiest civil law shit that Louisiana does?

surely you guys have some good stories of practicing under N...
Nofapping Learning Disabled Hissy Fit
  06/01/18
Under the Louisiana CCP u only have 15 days to answer the co...
Soul-stirring Jap
  06/01/18
lmao that's not even divisible by 7
Nofapping Learning Disabled Hissy Fit
  06/01/18
French do everything in metric
Soul-stirring Jap
  06/01/18
...
aphrodisiac psychic legal warrant
  06/01/18
everything is pretty much the same, just with different term...
naked athletic conference
  06/01/18
what do you cite for legal authorities in briefs? The Louisi...
Copper irradiated circlehead
  06/01/18
you cite the code/revised statutes and cite cases too but th...
naked athletic conference
  06/01/18
What is the purpose of the Louisiana Supreme Court?
Copper irradiated circlehead
  06/01/18
the same as the purpose of every other supreme court
naked athletic conference
  06/01/18
well in other states the high court sets binding precedent, ...
Talented unholy resort marketing idea
  06/01/18
that's not the technical purpose of a court of appeal
naked athletic conference
  06/01/18
what is their technical purpose, in your view?
Talented unholy resort marketing idea
  06/01/18
to determine whether a lower court made errors in procedure ...
naked athletic conference
  06/01/18
ok but in other states those determinations bind lower court...
Talented unholy resort marketing idea
  06/01/18
That’s a narrow view. A huge portion of what a state scotus ...
Copper irradiated circlehead
  06/01/18
yes, i'm aware, thanks. i went to a T14. civil roman law is ...
naked athletic conference
  06/01/18
Oh wow a T14! Lol
Copper irradiated circlehead
  06/01/18
Tell us more about the sweets of law center, fine scholar!
Carnelian Arousing Cuck
  06/01/18
i wasn't the one being pedantic about how SCOTUS works, jack...
naked athletic conference
  06/01/18
ya you said LA scotus was same as every other state scotus b...
Copper irradiated circlehead
  06/01/18
fucking lol @ t14. you're dealing with hys goons here you si...
Nubile vibrant partner business firm
  06/02/18
wrf I love Louisiana now
Multi-colored coldplay fan
  06/05/18
I’m enjoying the autism in this subthread.
ocher garrison messiness
  06/01/18
ty
Talented unholy resort marketing idea
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rusted national water buffalo
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drunken comical roast beef stage
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So if there is no common law, are there statutes that say wh...
Curious Yellow Menage
  06/02/18
Yes, that's why it's called civil law. Because it's civilize...
naked athletic conference
  06/03/18
One thing that is CRAZY about Louisiana from the PI perspect...
Deranged grizzly shrine filthpig
  06/01/18
180
Nofapping Learning Disabled Hissy Fit
  06/01/18
kind of hard for the solo there, right, when you cant bankro...
Deranged grizzly shrine filthpig
  06/01/18
people still do this shit in my jurisdiction although it is ...
contagious angry cuckoldry
  06/01/18
*Plaintiff puts on firm's hat like college football recruit ...
Charcoal Fanboi Goal In Life
  06/01/18
I would 100% do this if I got injured in Louisiana and my in...
Nofapping Learning Disabled Hissy Fit
  06/01/18
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Deranged grizzly shrine filthpig
  06/01/18
yep!
Deranged grizzly shrine filthpig
  06/01/18
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elite step-uncle's house
  06/01/18
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cracking ticket booth
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Trip Judgmental Native
  06/01/18
180
navy cheese-eating selfie
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hateful racy space mother
  06/01/18
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Ruddy public bath
  06/01/18
“I’m taking my talents to Orleans Parish”
Adventurous alcoholic set affirmative action
  06/01/18
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Beady-eyed stock car telephone
  06/01/18
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medicated kitty cat box office
  06/01/18
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umber sneaky criminal
  06/02/18
I am taking my talents to Fontenaut, Baudin & Somme
spectacular jew
  06/05/18
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very tactful theater death wish
  06/05/18
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thriller rebellious dragon
  03/15/22
Best LA cause of action is ingratitude. If you give someone ...
ocher garrison messiness
  06/01/18
cr not flame, love #3 Ingratitude is specifically defined...
Soul-stirring Jap
  06/01/18
starvation mode
Deranged grizzly shrine filthpig
  06/01/18
"theft of crawfish" is its own crime https://la...
Soul-stirring Jap
  06/01/18
This is, frankly, just common sense lawmaking
deep prole school
  06/01/18
(black fiancé)
Soul-stirring Jap
  06/01/18
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Deranged grizzly shrine filthpig
  06/01/18
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ocher garrison messiness
  06/02/18
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Maize Haunting Hall
  06/02/18
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walnut crackhouse
  06/03/18
§67.5. Theft of crawfish; penalty A. Theft of craw...
Nofapping Learning Disabled Hissy Fit
  06/01/18
these penalties don't sound very thought-through
Tripping Pearl Nowag State
  06/02/18
Just do steal two $300 batches of crawfish and face 6-month ...
Passionate Impertinent University
  06/05/18
...
Nofapping Learning Disabled Hissy Fit
  06/05/18
one time a bunch of crawfish got out of the pond and started...
naked athletic conference
  06/01/18
"Sorry, sir, this is a civil matter."
Beady-eyed stock car telephone
  06/01/18
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aphrodisiac psychic legal warrant
  06/01/18
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Concupiscible Know-it-all Party Of The First Part Gaming Laptop
  06/01/18
Lol, Theft of Alligator is a different crime: RS 14:67.13...
Maize Haunting Hall
  06/02/18
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Nofapping Learning Disabled Hissy Fit
  06/02/18
how do they deal with carpet pissing?
Adventurous alcoholic set affirmative action
  06/01/18
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Nofapping Learning Disabled Hissy Fit
  06/01/18
Great thread
aphrodisiac psychic legal warrant
  06/01/18
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Well-lubricated exhilarant site
  06/02/18
It's against the law to call a boxer mean names during a mat...
Maize Haunting Hall
  06/02/18
Louisiana law allows "direct actions" against insu...
Mildly autistic cerebral dog poop office
  06/02/18
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Nofapping Learning Disabled Hissy Fit
  06/02/18
180 billion if true
Soul-stirring Jap
  06/02/18
every fucking word of it.
Mildly autistic cerebral dog poop office
  06/02/18
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walnut crackhouse
  06/03/18
I don't buy that the "gullible" biglaw attorneys w...
white puppy hell
  06/03/18
i understand that reaction, but it's what happened. the insu...
Mildly autistic cerebral dog poop office
  06/05/18
I REALLY don’t understand their odd statutes of limitation
bateful gay wizard chapel
  06/02/18
Its not complicated. One is a soft deadline and the other is...
naked athletic conference
  06/03/18
Lmao okay Frenchy now explain tolling
bateful gay wizard chapel
  06/03/18
nice try but we're not doing your barbri homework for you
Soul-stirring Jap
  06/04/18
the version of SoL that's like a soft deadline can be suspen...
naked athletic conference
  06/04/18
Is it the same thing as a statute of repose
bateful gay wizard chapel
  06/05/18
it's essentially the same
naked athletic conference
  06/05/18
Prescription versus peremption
Charcoal Fanboi Goal In Life
  06/04/18
every Louisiana lawyer is a notary, basically.
Mildly autistic cerebral dog poop office
  06/02/18
Do the state flags have fringe?
Passionate Impertinent University
  06/05/18
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Nofapping Learning Disabled Hissy Fit
  06/02/18
§ 285. - Telephone communications; improper language; h...
crusty house degenerate
  06/03/18
Sec. 34-29. - Throwbacks. It shall be unlawful for a pers...
crusty house degenerate
  06/03/18
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Nofapping Learning Disabled Hissy Fit
  06/03/18
this is serious, riders have been badlyinjured
Soul-stirring Jap
  06/04/18
Except on Thursdays, of course.
Orchid Forum Dysfunction
  06/05/18
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Nofapping Learning Disabled Hissy Fit
  06/04/18
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Nofapping Learning Disabled Hissy Fit
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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: Nofapping Learning Disabled Hissy Fit

surely you guys have some good stories of practicing under Napoleonic Code

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165149)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Jap

Under the Louisiana CCP u only have 15 days to answer the complaint. Under the federal rules its 21- wacky!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165159)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: Nofapping Learning Disabled Hissy Fit

lmao that's not even divisible by 7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165167)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:38 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Jap

French do everything in metric

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165346)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 10:07 PM
Author: aphrodisiac psychic legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36168919)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:11 PM
Author: naked athletic conference

everything is pretty much the same, just with different terminology. a louisiana lawyer will LOVE to start talking jibberish to get you to hire him as local counsel as your eyes glaze over about peremption this, usufruct that, blah blah blah. just get past the terminology and you're fine. it's actually easier to do lit in louisiana bc there's no stare decisis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165177)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:43 PM
Author: Copper irradiated circlehead

what do you cite for legal authorities in briefs? The Louisiana a code and that’s it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165378)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: naked athletic conference

you cite the code/revised statutes and cite cases too but the courts dont have to give a fuck about your case citations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165381)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: Copper irradiated circlehead

What is the purpose of the Louisiana Supreme Court?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165385)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: naked athletic conference

the same as the purpose of every other supreme court

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36166280)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Talented unholy resort marketing idea

well in other states the high court sets binding precedent, so....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36166306)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: naked athletic conference

that's not the technical purpose of a court of appeal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36166311)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: Talented unholy resort marketing idea

what is their technical purpose, in your view?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36166323)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: naked athletic conference

to determine whether a lower court made errors in procedure or application of the law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36166339)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 2:48 PM
Author: Talented unholy resort marketing idea

ok but in other states those determinations bind lower courts when similar issues arise. You might quibble about whether that's the "technical purpose" of appellate courts, but that's the most important function of the court since any given appellate decision will likely impact dozens, hundreds, or even thousands of future proceedings. If each case is an island in LA, the appellate courts there serve a very different function than elsewhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36166413)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 2:54 PM
Author: Copper irradiated circlehead

That’s a narrow view. A huge portion of what a state scotus does is interpret the constitution and statutes and resolve splits among its lower courts and create common law. If the Louisiana scotus binds only the parties before it then that takes away a large part of what state scotuses typically do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36166461)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: naked athletic conference

yes, i'm aware, thanks. i went to a T14. civil roman law is a much more prestigious and rational system than retarded common law based on english peasants squabbling over deer in the middle ages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36166549)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: Copper irradiated circlehead

Oh wow a T14! Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36166626)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: Carnelian Arousing Cuck

Tell us more about the sweets of law center, fine scholar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36167104)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: naked athletic conference

i wasn't the one being pedantic about how SCOTUS works, jackass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36167111)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: Copper irradiated circlehead

ya you said LA scotus was same as every other state scotus bc they reviewed for procedural error. me and my friend blew that out of the water.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36168388)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 11:03 AM
Author: Nubile vibrant partner business firm

fucking lol @ t14. you're dealing with hys goons here you silly shitbag. lol @ this "georgetown" trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36170951)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 8:50 AM
Author: Multi-colored coldplay fan

wrf I love Louisiana now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36186290)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: ocher garrison messiness

I’m enjoying the autism in this subthread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36166344)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Talented unholy resort marketing idea

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36166418)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: rusted national water buffalo



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 12:45 AM
Author: Bipolar Rigpig Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36174148)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 7:59 AM
Author: drunken comical roast beef stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36186147)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 10:55 AM
Author: Curious Yellow Menage

So if there is no common law, are there statutes that say what contracts are and what negligence is? So weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36170925)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: naked athletic conference

Yes, that's why it's called civil law. Because it's civilized.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36174028)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: Deranged grizzly shrine filthpig

One thing that is CRAZY about Louisiana from the PI perspective is how attys are allowed to front recovery to their clients BEFORE settlement. Its supposed to be for things like basic necessities, rent, transport to and from medical providers, but it translates to a bidding war w PI firms competing to offer nice cars, furnished apartments, etc, to clients during the pendency of the case, if only they'll sign up w one lawyer rather than another.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165186)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Nofapping Learning Disabled Hissy Fit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165187)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Deranged grizzly shrine filthpig

kind of hard for the solo there, right, when you cant bankroll a plaintiff as well as the larger firm!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165199)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: contagious angry cuckoldry

people still do this shit in my jurisdiction although it is explicitly disallowed but no one ever gets in trouble for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165196)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: Charcoal Fanboi Goal In Life

*Plaintiff puts on firm's hat like college football recruit on National Signing Day*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165197)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Nofapping Learning Disabled Hissy Fit

I would 100% do this if I got injured in Louisiana and my injury allowed me to still put on a hat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165200)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Deranged grizzly shrine filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165205)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Deranged grizzly shrine filthpig

yep!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165202)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: elite step-uncle's house



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:21 PM
Author: cracking ticket booth



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Trip Judgmental Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165240)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: navy cheese-eating selfie

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165574)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: hateful racy space mother



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Date: June 1st, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Ruddy public bath



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Date: June 1st, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: Adventurous alcoholic set affirmative action

“I’m taking my talents to Orleans Parish”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36166362)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Beady-eyed stock car telephone



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Date: June 1st, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: medicated kitty cat box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36168494)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: umber sneaky criminal



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:48 AM
Author: spectacular jew

I am taking my talents to Fontenaut, Baudin & Somme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36185740)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: very tactful theater death wish



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Date: March 15th, 2022 5:53 PM
Author: thriller rebellious dragon



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Date: June 1st, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: ocher garrison messiness

Best LA cause of action is ingratitude. If you give someone a gift and they are later ungrateful, you can take it back. Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165585)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Jap

cr not flame, love #3

Ingratitude is specifically defined in La.Civ.Code art. 1560 to include only three instances: "1. If the donee has attempted to take the life of the donor; 2. If he has been guilty towards him of cruel treatment, crimes or grievous injuries; 3. If he has refused him food, when in distress."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165742)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 1:28 PM
Author: Deranged grizzly shrine filthpig

starvation mode

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165751)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 1:31 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Jap

"theft of crawfish" is its own crime

https://law.justia.com/codes/louisiana/2006/146/78622.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165778)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: deep prole school

This is, frankly, just common sense lawmaking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165790)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Jap

(black fiancé)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165815)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 1:38 PM
Author: Deranged grizzly shrine filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165856)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 2:48 PM
Author: ocher garrison messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36171759)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 2:51 PM
Author: Maize Haunting Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36171765)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: walnut crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36175843)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Nofapping Learning Disabled Hissy Fit

§67.5. Theft of crawfish; penalty

A. Theft of crawfish is the misappropriation or taking of crawfish belonging to another or proceeds derived from the sale of such crawfish, whether done without the consent of the owner to the misappropriation or taking, or by means of fraudulent conduct, practices, or representations, with the intent to deprive the owner permanently of the crawfish, or proceeds derived from the sale of the crawfish.

B.(1) Whoever commits the crime of theft of crawfish when the misappropriation or taking amounts to a value of five hundred dollars or more shall be imprisoned, with or without hard labor, for not more than ten years or may be fined not more than three thousand dollars, or both.

(2) When the misappropriation or taking amounts to a value of three hundred dollars or more, but less than a value of five hundred dollars, the offender shall be imprisoned, with or without hard labor, for not more than two years or may be fined not more than two thousand dollars, or both.

(3) When the misappropriation or taking amounts to less than a value of three hundred dollars, the offender shall be imprisoned for not more than six months or may be fined not more than five hundred dollars, or both. If the offender in such cases has been convicted of theft of crawfish one or more times previously, upon any subsequent conviction he shall be imprisoned, with or without hard labor, for not more than ten years or may be fined not more than three thousand dollars, or both.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165877)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Tripping Pearl Nowag State

these penalties don't sound very thought-through

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36171871)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 1:37 AM
Author: Passionate Impertinent University

Just do steal two $300 batches of crawfish and face 6-month sentences instead of the TEN YEARS you'd get for stealing $600 all at once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36185639)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Nofapping Learning Disabled Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36186125)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: naked athletic conference

one time a bunch of crawfish got out of the pond and started crawling through the ROW ditch and across the public road so people went out there with tongs and started to pick them up off the road and the landowner called the cops and tried to have them all arrested but since it was the public road there was nothing the cops could do for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36166302)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: Beady-eyed stock car telephone

"Sorry, sir, this is a civil matter."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36166343)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 10:08 PM
Author: aphrodisiac psychic legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36168926)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: Concupiscible Know-it-all Party Of The First Part Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36167157)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Maize Haunting Hall

Lol, Theft of Alligator is a different crime:

RS 14:67.13

§67.13. Theft of an alligator

A. Theft of an alligator is the misappropriation or taking of an alligator, an alligator's skin, or a part of an alligator, whether dead or alive, belonging to another, either without the consent of the other to the misappropriation or taking, or by means of fraudulent conduct, practices, or representations. An intent to deprive the other permanently of the alligator, the alligator's skin, or a part of an alligator is essential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36171776)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Nofapping Learning Disabled Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36173569)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Adventurous alcoholic set affirmative action

how do they deal with carpet pissing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36166378)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 10:06 PM
Author: Nofapping Learning Disabled Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36168911)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 10:08 PM
Author: aphrodisiac psychic legal warrant

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36168929)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 10:57 AM
Author: Well-lubricated exhilarant site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36170930)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 2:52 PM
Author: Maize Haunting Hall

It's against the law to call a boxer mean names during a match:

There shall be no insulting or abusive remarks made by seconds, managers, or spectators and directed at the contestants. The officers of the club, and the secretary of the commission, shall at once eject persons who violate this or any other provision of this chapter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36171774)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: Mildly autistic cerebral dog poop office

Louisiana law allows "direct actions" against insurers. Following a huge mass tort, the parties negotiated into the wee hours and then the early morning hours before signing the deal.

The defendants and insurers were represented by NYC-based biglaw. The deal got signed around 4:30 am.

Only the Louisiana-based plaintiffs' lawyers noticed that the draft and final release did not cover insurers -- being drafted by NYC biglaw firms who were not used to dealing with direct action jurisdictions.

While the defense team was enjoying breakfast in the hotel restaurant before heading off to bed, the plaintiffs served a second action against the non-released insurers and got another 40% out of the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36171939)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: Nofapping Learning Disabled Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36172113)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Jap

180 billion if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36173563)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Mildly autistic cerebral dog poop office

every fucking word of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36173570)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: walnut crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36175848)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 12:38 AM
Author: white puppy hell

I don't buy that the "gullible" biglaw attorneys were unaware of direct actions against insurers. The much more likely explanation is that the plaintiffs attorneys refused to release the insurers and the insurers agreed to settle the claims against their insureds to avoid massive bad faith claims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36174132)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: Mildly autistic cerebral dog poop office

i understand that reaction, but it's what happened. the insurers and their own NYC counsel were part of the settlement negotiations and were at the breakfast table. the "Released Parties" language was treated as boiler plate. It listed the typical dozen or so released parties but did not include the word "insurers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36187012)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 4:40 PM
Author: bateful gay wizard chapel

I REALLY don’t understand their odd statutes of limitation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36172186)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 12:42 AM
Author: naked athletic conference

Its not complicated. One is a soft deadline and the other is a hard deadline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36174142)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: bateful gay wizard chapel

Lmao okay Frenchy now explain tolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36175970)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 4:39 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Jap

nice try but we're not doing your barbri homework for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36182625)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: naked athletic conference

the version of SoL that's like a soft deadline can be suspended for various reasons - - suspension is like "tolling"

the version of SOL that's like a hard deadline has no tolling. it can only be "suspended" in specific circumstances through legislative action

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36182748)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 1:03 AM
Author: bateful gay wizard chapel

Is it the same thing as a statute of repose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36185567)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 10:57 AM
Author: naked athletic conference

it's essentially the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36186951)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 4:59 PM
Author: Charcoal Fanboi Goal In Life

Prescription versus peremption

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36182813)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 10:22 PM
Author: Mildly autistic cerebral dog poop office

every Louisiana lawyer is a notary, basically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36173599)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 1:39 AM
Author: Passionate Impertinent University

Do the state flags have fringe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36185642)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Nofapping Learning Disabled Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36173740)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 12:59 AM
Author: crusty house degenerate

§ 285. - Telephone communications; improper language; harassment; penalty

A. No person shall: (1) Engage in or institute a telephone call, telephone conversation, or telephone conference, with another person, anonymously or otherwise, and therein use obscene, profane, vulgar, lewd, lascivious, or indecent language, or make any suggestion or proposal of an obscene nature or threaten any illegal or immoral act with the intent to coerce, intimidate, or harass another person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36174202)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 1:01 AM
Author: crusty house degenerate

Sec. 34-29. - Throwbacks.

It shall be unlawful for a person to throw any object at a float or at any participant in a carnival parade. Any person who violates this provision shall be fined $250.00 per violation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36174205)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 12:33 PM
Author: Nofapping Learning Disabled Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36175786)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 4:39 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Jap

this is serious, riders have been badlyinjured

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36182633)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:17 AM
Author: Orchid Forum Dysfunction

Except on Thursdays, of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36185711)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 5:03 PM
Author: Nofapping Learning Disabled Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36182850)



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Date: November 10th, 2019 3:46 PM
Author: Nofapping Learning Disabled Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#39097805)