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Louisiana lawyers: what's the wackiest civil law shit that Louisiana does?

surely you guys have some good stories of practicing under N...
brilliant adventurous station
  06/01/18
Under the Louisiana CCP u only have 15 days to answer the co...
Laughsome hyperventilating feces
  06/01/18
lmao that's not even divisible by 7
brilliant adventurous station
  06/01/18
French do everything in metric
Laughsome hyperventilating feces
  06/01/18
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Scarlet lascivious doctorate ape
  06/01/18
everything is pretty much the same, just with different term...
Irradiated crystalline institution community account
  06/01/18
what do you cite for legal authorities in briefs? The Louisi...
Big Medicated Hospital
  06/01/18
you cite the code/revised statutes and cite cases too but th...
Irradiated crystalline institution community account
  06/01/18
What is the purpose of the Louisiana Supreme Court?
Big Medicated Hospital
  06/01/18
the same as the purpose of every other supreme court
Irradiated crystalline institution community account
  06/01/18
well in other states the high court sets binding precedent, ...
Adulterous indirect expression
  06/01/18
that's not the technical purpose of a court of appeal
Irradiated crystalline institution community account
  06/01/18
what is their technical purpose, in your view?
Adulterous indirect expression
  06/01/18
to determine whether a lower court made errors in procedure ...
Irradiated crystalline institution community account
  06/01/18
ok but in other states those determinations bind lower court...
Adulterous indirect expression
  06/01/18
That’s a narrow view. A huge portion of what a state scotus ...
Big Medicated Hospital
  06/01/18
yes, i'm aware, thanks. i went to a T14. civil roman law is ...
Irradiated crystalline institution community account
  06/01/18
Oh wow a T14! Lol
Big Medicated Hospital
  06/01/18
Tell us more about the sweets of law center, fine scholar!
Bistre garrison
  06/01/18
i wasn't the one being pedantic about how SCOTUS works, jack...
Irradiated crystalline institution community account
  06/01/18
ya you said LA scotus was same as every other state scotus b...
Big Medicated Hospital
  06/01/18
fucking lol @ t14. you're dealing with hys goons here you si...
cyan territorial milk
  06/02/18
wrf I love Louisiana now
Brass up-to-no-good stead death wish
  06/05/18
I’m enjoying the autism in this subthread.
Flesh irate legend step-uncle's house
  06/01/18
ty
Adulterous indirect expression
  06/01/18
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Sooty crusty sanctuary
  06/01/18
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Odious aggressive mexican
  06/03/18
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Orchid Titillating Temple
  06/05/18
So if there is no common law, are there statutes that say wh...
stirring black karate
  06/02/18
Yes, that's why it's called civil law. Because it's civilize...
Irradiated crystalline institution community account
  06/03/18
One thing that is CRAZY about Louisiana from the PI perspect...
Deranged jew locale
  06/01/18
180
brilliant adventurous station
  06/01/18
kind of hard for the solo there, right, when you cant bankro...
Deranged jew locale
  06/01/18
people still do this shit in my jurisdiction although it is ...
histrionic azure becky
  06/01/18
*Plaintiff puts on firm's hat like college football recruit ...
Free-loading Business Firm
  06/01/18
I would 100% do this if I got injured in Louisiana and my in...
brilliant adventurous station
  06/01/18
...
Deranged jew locale
  06/01/18
yep!
Deranged jew locale
  06/01/18
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comical nighttime sound barrier cuckoldry
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Stubborn Site Laser Beams
  06/01/18
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Flushed underhanded abode
  06/01/18
180
Sexy chocolate stage toilet seat
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vibrant alcoholic national mad-dog skullcap
  06/01/18
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pearly dashing brethren ratface
  06/01/18
“I’m taking my talents to Orleans Parish”
Frisky Canary Trailer Park
  06/01/18
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Talented famous landscape painting forum
  06/01/18
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Khaki contagious water buffalo shrine
  06/01/18
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multi-colored national security agency
  06/02/18
I am taking my talents to Fontenaut, Baudin & Somme
Charcoal Geriatric Jewess
  06/05/18
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claret school
  06/05/18
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Beta home
  03/15/22
Best LA cause of action is ingratitude. If you give someone ...
Flesh irate legend step-uncle's house
  06/01/18
cr not flame, love #3 Ingratitude is specifically defined...
Laughsome hyperventilating feces
  06/01/18
starvation mode
Deranged jew locale
  06/01/18
"theft of crawfish" is its own crime https://la...
Laughsome hyperventilating feces
  06/01/18
This is, frankly, just common sense lawmaking
transparent nubile hissy fit
  06/01/18
(black fiancé)
Laughsome hyperventilating feces
  06/01/18
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Deranged jew locale
  06/01/18
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Flesh irate legend step-uncle's house
  06/02/18
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Self-absorbed nursing home goal in life
  06/02/18
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soul-stirring mentally impaired ticket booth
  06/03/18
§67.5. Theft of crawfish; penalty A. Theft of craw...
brilliant adventurous station
  06/01/18
these penalties don't sound very thought-through
mind-boggling gas station
  06/02/18
Just do steal two $300 batches of crawfish and face 6-month ...
Buck-toothed red reading party fat ankles
  06/05/18
...
brilliant adventurous station
  06/05/18
one time a bunch of crawfish got out of the pond and started...
Irradiated crystalline institution community account
  06/01/18
"Sorry, sir, this is a civil matter."
Talented famous landscape painting forum
  06/01/18
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Scarlet lascivious doctorate ape
  06/01/18
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translucent church black woman
  06/01/18
Lol, Theft of Alligator is a different crime: RS 14:67.13...
Self-absorbed nursing home goal in life
  06/02/18
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brilliant adventurous station
  06/02/18
how do they deal with carpet pissing?
Frisky Canary Trailer Park
  06/01/18
...
brilliant adventurous station
  06/01/18
Great thread
Scarlet lascivious doctorate ape
  06/01/18
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carnelian vivacious corn cake
  06/02/18
It's against the law to call a boxer mean names during a mat...
Self-absorbed nursing home goal in life
  06/02/18
Louisiana law allows "direct actions" against insu...
Ruddy Roast Beef
  06/02/18
...
brilliant adventurous station
  06/02/18
180 billion if true
Laughsome hyperventilating feces
  06/02/18
every fucking word of it.
Ruddy Roast Beef
  06/02/18
...
soul-stirring mentally impaired ticket booth
  06/03/18
I don't buy that the "gullible" biglaw attorneys w...
useless appetizing principal's office
  06/03/18
i understand that reaction, but it's what happened. the insu...
Ruddy Roast Beef
  06/05/18
I REALLY don’t understand their odd statutes of limitation
frozen orchestra pit
  06/02/18
Its not complicated. One is a soft deadline and the other is...
Irradiated crystalline institution community account
  06/03/18
Lmao okay Frenchy now explain tolling
frozen orchestra pit
  06/03/18
nice try but we're not doing your barbri homework for you
Laughsome hyperventilating feces
  06/04/18
the version of SoL that's like a soft deadline can be suspen...
Irradiated crystalline institution community account
  06/04/18
Is it the same thing as a statute of repose
frozen orchestra pit
  06/05/18
it's essentially the same
Irradiated crystalline institution community account
  06/05/18
Prescription versus peremption
Free-loading Business Firm
  06/04/18
every Louisiana lawyer is a notary, basically.
Ruddy Roast Beef
  06/02/18
Do the state flags have fringe?
Buck-toothed red reading party fat ankles
  06/05/18
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brilliant adventurous station
  06/02/18
§ 285. - Telephone communications; improper language; h...
Ivory flatulent knife
  06/03/18
Sec. 34-29. - Throwbacks. It shall be unlawful for a pers...
Ivory flatulent knife
  06/03/18
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brilliant adventurous station
  06/03/18
this is serious, riders have been badlyinjured
Laughsome hyperventilating feces
  06/04/18
Except on Thursdays, of course.
Pungent mad cow disease
  06/05/18
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brilliant adventurous station
  06/04/18
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brilliant adventurous station
  11/10/19


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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: brilliant adventurous station

surely you guys have some good stories of practicing under Napoleonic Code

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165149)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: Laughsome hyperventilating feces

Under the Louisiana CCP u only have 15 days to answer the complaint. Under the federal rules its 21- wacky!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165159)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: brilliant adventurous station

lmao that's not even divisible by 7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165167)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:38 PM
Author: Laughsome hyperventilating feces

French do everything in metric

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165346)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 10:07 PM
Author: Scarlet lascivious doctorate ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36168919)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:11 PM
Author: Irradiated crystalline institution community account

everything is pretty much the same, just with different terminology. a louisiana lawyer will LOVE to start talking jibberish to get you to hire him as local counsel as your eyes glaze over about peremption this, usufruct that, blah blah blah. just get past the terminology and you're fine. it's actually easier to do lit in louisiana bc there's no stare decisis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165177)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:43 PM
Author: Big Medicated Hospital

what do you cite for legal authorities in briefs? The Louisiana a code and that’s it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165378)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: Irradiated crystalline institution community account

you cite the code/revised statutes and cite cases too but the courts dont have to give a fuck about your case citations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165381)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: Big Medicated Hospital

What is the purpose of the Louisiana Supreme Court?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165385)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: Irradiated crystalline institution community account

the same as the purpose of every other supreme court

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36166280)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Adulterous indirect expression

well in other states the high court sets binding precedent, so....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36166306)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: Irradiated crystalline institution community account

that's not the technical purpose of a court of appeal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36166311)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: Adulterous indirect expression

what is their technical purpose, in your view?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36166323)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: Irradiated crystalline institution community account

to determine whether a lower court made errors in procedure or application of the law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36166339)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 2:48 PM
Author: Adulterous indirect expression

ok but in other states those determinations bind lower courts when similar issues arise. You might quibble about whether that's the "technical purpose" of appellate courts, but that's the most important function of the court since any given appellate decision will likely impact dozens, hundreds, or even thousands of future proceedings. If each case is an island in LA, the appellate courts there serve a very different function than elsewhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36166413)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 2:54 PM
Author: Big Medicated Hospital

That’s a narrow view. A huge portion of what a state scotus does is interpret the constitution and statutes and resolve splits among its lower courts and create common law. If the Louisiana scotus binds only the parties before it then that takes away a large part of what state scotuses typically do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36166461)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Irradiated crystalline institution community account

yes, i'm aware, thanks. i went to a T14. civil roman law is a much more prestigious and rational system than retarded common law based on english peasants squabbling over deer in the middle ages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36166549)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: Big Medicated Hospital

Oh wow a T14! Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36166626)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: Bistre garrison

Tell us more about the sweets of law center, fine scholar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36167104)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: Irradiated crystalline institution community account

i wasn't the one being pedantic about how SCOTUS works, jackass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36167111)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 7:47 PM
Author: Big Medicated Hospital

ya you said LA scotus was same as every other state scotus bc they reviewed for procedural error. me and my friend blew that out of the water.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36168388)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 11:03 AM
Author: cyan territorial milk

fucking lol @ t14. you're dealing with hys goons here you silly shitbag. lol @ this "georgetown" trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36170951)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 8:50 AM
Author: Brass up-to-no-good stead death wish

wrf I love Louisiana now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36186290)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: Flesh irate legend step-uncle's house

I’m enjoying the autism in this subthread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36166344)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Adulterous indirect expression

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36166418)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Sooty crusty sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36168741)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 12:45 AM
Author: Odious aggressive mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36174148)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 7:59 AM
Author: Orchid Titillating Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36186147)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 10:55 AM
Author: stirring black karate

So if there is no common law, are there statutes that say what contracts are and what negligence is? So weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36170925)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: Irradiated crystalline institution community account

Yes, that's why it's called civil law. Because it's civilized.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36174028)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: Deranged jew locale

One thing that is CRAZY about Louisiana from the PI perspective is how attys are allowed to front recovery to their clients BEFORE settlement. Its supposed to be for things like basic necessities, rent, transport to and from medical providers, but it translates to a bidding war w PI firms competing to offer nice cars, furnished apartments, etc, to clients during the pendency of the case, if only they'll sign up w one lawyer rather than another.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165186)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: brilliant adventurous station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165187)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Deranged jew locale

kind of hard for the solo there, right, when you cant bankroll a plaintiff as well as the larger firm!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165199)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: histrionic azure becky

people still do this shit in my jurisdiction although it is explicitly disallowed but no one ever gets in trouble for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165196)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: Free-loading Business Firm

*Plaintiff puts on firm's hat like college football recruit on National Signing Day*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165197)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: brilliant adventurous station

I would 100% do this if I got injured in Louisiana and my injury allowed me to still put on a hat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165200)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Deranged jew locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165205)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Deranged jew locale

yep!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165202)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: comical nighttime sound barrier cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165203)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:21 PM
Author: Stubborn Site Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165232)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: Flushed underhanded abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165240)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: Sexy chocolate stage toilet seat

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165574)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: vibrant alcoholic national mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165581)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: pearly dashing brethren ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36166353)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: Frisky Canary Trailer Park

“I’m taking my talents to Orleans Parish”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36166362)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Talented famous landscape painting forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36166371)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: Khaki contagious water buffalo shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36168494)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: multi-colored national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36172123)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:48 AM
Author: Charcoal Geriatric Jewess

I am taking my talents to Fontenaut, Baudin & Somme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36185740)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: claret school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36186989)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 5:53 PM
Author: Beta home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#44154335)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Flesh irate legend step-uncle's house

Best LA cause of action is ingratitude. If you give someone a gift and they are later ungrateful, you can take it back. Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165585)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: Laughsome hyperventilating feces

cr not flame, love #3

Ingratitude is specifically defined in La.Civ.Code art. 1560 to include only three instances: "1. If the donee has attempted to take the life of the donor; 2. If he has been guilty towards him of cruel treatment, crimes or grievous injuries; 3. If he has refused him food, when in distress."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165742)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 1:28 PM
Author: Deranged jew locale

starvation mode

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165751)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 1:31 PM
Author: Laughsome hyperventilating feces

"theft of crawfish" is its own crime

https://law.justia.com/codes/louisiana/2006/146/78622.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165778)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: transparent nubile hissy fit

This is, frankly, just common sense lawmaking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165790)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: Laughsome hyperventilating feces

(black fiancé)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165815)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 1:38 PM
Author: Deranged jew locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165856)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 2:48 PM
Author: Flesh irate legend step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36171759)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 2:51 PM
Author: Self-absorbed nursing home goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36171765)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: soul-stirring mentally impaired ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36175843)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: brilliant adventurous station

§67.5. Theft of crawfish; penalty

A. Theft of crawfish is the misappropriation or taking of crawfish belonging to another or proceeds derived from the sale of such crawfish, whether done without the consent of the owner to the misappropriation or taking, or by means of fraudulent conduct, practices, or representations, with the intent to deprive the owner permanently of the crawfish, or proceeds derived from the sale of the crawfish.

B.(1) Whoever commits the crime of theft of crawfish when the misappropriation or taking amounts to a value of five hundred dollars or more shall be imprisoned, with or without hard labor, for not more than ten years or may be fined not more than three thousand dollars, or both.

(2) When the misappropriation or taking amounts to a value of three hundred dollars or more, but less than a value of five hundred dollars, the offender shall be imprisoned, with or without hard labor, for not more than two years or may be fined not more than two thousand dollars, or both.

(3) When the misappropriation or taking amounts to less than a value of three hundred dollars, the offender shall be imprisoned for not more than six months or may be fined not more than five hundred dollars, or both. If the offender in such cases has been convicted of theft of crawfish one or more times previously, upon any subsequent conviction he shall be imprisoned, with or without hard labor, for not more than ten years or may be fined not more than three thousand dollars, or both.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36165877)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: mind-boggling gas station

these penalties don't sound very thought-through

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36171871)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 1:37 AM
Author: Buck-toothed red reading party fat ankles

Just do steal two $300 batches of crawfish and face 6-month sentences instead of the TEN YEARS you'd get for stealing $600 all at once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36185639)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: brilliant adventurous station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36186125)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Irradiated crystalline institution community account

one time a bunch of crawfish got out of the pond and started crawling through the ROW ditch and across the public road so people went out there with tongs and started to pick them up off the road and the landowner called the cops and tried to have them all arrested but since it was the public road there was nothing the cops could do for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36166302)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: Talented famous landscape painting forum

"Sorry, sir, this is a civil matter."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36166343)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 10:08 PM
Author: Scarlet lascivious doctorate ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36168926)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: translucent church black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36167157)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Self-absorbed nursing home goal in life

Lol, Theft of Alligator is a different crime:

RS 14:67.13

§67.13. Theft of an alligator

A. Theft of an alligator is the misappropriation or taking of an alligator, an alligator's skin, or a part of an alligator, whether dead or alive, belonging to another, either without the consent of the other to the misappropriation or taking, or by means of fraudulent conduct, practices, or representations. An intent to deprive the other permanently of the alligator, the alligator's skin, or a part of an alligator is essential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36171776)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: brilliant adventurous station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36173569)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: Frisky Canary Trailer Park

how do they deal with carpet pissing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36166378)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 10:06 PM
Author: brilliant adventurous station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36168911)



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Date: June 1st, 2018 10:08 PM
Author: Scarlet lascivious doctorate ape

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36168929)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 10:57 AM
Author: carnelian vivacious corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36170930)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 2:52 PM
Author: Self-absorbed nursing home goal in life

It's against the law to call a boxer mean names during a match:

There shall be no insulting or abusive remarks made by seconds, managers, or spectators and directed at the contestants. The officers of the club, and the secretary of the commission, shall at once eject persons who violate this or any other provision of this chapter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36171774)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: Ruddy Roast Beef

Louisiana law allows "direct actions" against insurers. Following a huge mass tort, the parties negotiated into the wee hours and then the early morning hours before signing the deal.

The defendants and insurers were represented by NYC-based biglaw. The deal got signed around 4:30 am.

Only the Louisiana-based plaintiffs' lawyers noticed that the draft and final release did not cover insurers -- being drafted by NYC biglaw firms who were not used to dealing with direct action jurisdictions.

While the defense team was enjoying breakfast in the hotel restaurant before heading off to bed, the plaintiffs served a second action against the non-released insurers and got another 40% out of the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36171939)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 4:18 PM
Author: brilliant adventurous station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36172113)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: Laughsome hyperventilating feces

180 billion if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36173563)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Ruddy Roast Beef

every fucking word of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36173570)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: soul-stirring mentally impaired ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36175848)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 12:38 AM
Author: useless appetizing principal's office

I don't buy that the "gullible" biglaw attorneys were unaware of direct actions against insurers. The much more likely explanation is that the plaintiffs attorneys refused to release the insurers and the insurers agreed to settle the claims against their insureds to avoid massive bad faith claims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36174132)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: Ruddy Roast Beef

i understand that reaction, but it's what happened. the insurers and their own NYC counsel were part of the settlement negotiations and were at the breakfast table. the "Released Parties" language was treated as boiler plate. It listed the typical dozen or so released parties but did not include the word "insurers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36187012)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 4:40 PM
Author: frozen orchestra pit

I REALLY don’t understand their odd statutes of limitation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36172186)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 12:42 AM
Author: Irradiated crystalline institution community account

Its not complicated. One is a soft deadline and the other is a hard deadline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36174142)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: frozen orchestra pit

Lmao okay Frenchy now explain tolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36175970)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 4:39 PM
Author: Laughsome hyperventilating feces

nice try but we're not doing your barbri homework for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36182625)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: Irradiated crystalline institution community account

the version of SoL that's like a soft deadline can be suspended for various reasons - - suspension is like "tolling"

the version of SOL that's like a hard deadline has no tolling. it can only be "suspended" in specific circumstances through legislative action

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36182748)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 1:03 AM
Author: frozen orchestra pit

Is it the same thing as a statute of repose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36185567)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 10:57 AM
Author: Irradiated crystalline institution community account

it's essentially the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36186951)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 4:59 PM
Author: Free-loading Business Firm

Prescription versus peremption

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36182813)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 10:22 PM
Author: Ruddy Roast Beef

every Louisiana lawyer is a notary, basically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36173599)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 1:39 AM
Author: Buck-toothed red reading party fat ankles

Do the state flags have fringe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36185642)



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Date: June 2nd, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: brilliant adventurous station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36173740)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 12:59 AM
Author: Ivory flatulent knife

§ 285. - Telephone communications; improper language; harassment; penalty

A. No person shall: (1) Engage in or institute a telephone call, telephone conversation, or telephone conference, with another person, anonymously or otherwise, and therein use obscene, profane, vulgar, lewd, lascivious, or indecent language, or make any suggestion or proposal of an obscene nature or threaten any illegal or immoral act with the intent to coerce, intimidate, or harass another person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36174202)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 1:01 AM
Author: Ivory flatulent knife

Sec. 34-29. - Throwbacks.

It shall be unlawful for a person to throw any object at a float or at any participant in a carnival parade. Any person who violates this provision shall be fined $250.00 per violation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36174205)



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Date: June 3rd, 2018 12:33 PM
Author: brilliant adventurous station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36175786)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 4:39 PM
Author: Laughsome hyperventilating feces

this is serious, riders have been badlyinjured

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36182633)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 2:17 AM
Author: Pungent mad cow disease

Except on Thursdays, of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36185711)



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Date: June 4th, 2018 5:03 PM
Author: brilliant adventurous station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#36182850)



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Date: November 10th, 2019 3:46 PM
Author: brilliant adventurous station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3991369&forum_id=2#39097805)