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Lol Ali Wong is pretty funny. Has a bit on agwwg and her HANDSOME
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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:10 PM Author: Citrine Parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36219672) |
Date: June 10th, 2018 7:15 PM Author: pearl headpube Id fuck her in that leopard print dress when she not pregnant. And she would happily receive said fucking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36219701) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:16 PM Author: Citrine Parlor Like u wouldn't fuck her pregnant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36219710) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:17 PM Author: pearl headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36219715) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:20 PM Author: Soul-stirring site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36219733) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:17 PM Author: salmon disgusting deer antler describe bit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36219712) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:21 PM Author: Citrine Parlor My husband is Asian. Which a lot of people are shocked by, because, usually, Asian-American women who, like, you know, wear these kinda glasses and have a lot of opinions, they like to date white dudes. You go to any hipster neighborhood in a major city in America and that shit is turning into a Yoko Ono factory. It’s… too much. I don’t know what’s wrong with these bitches. I get it, you know, because being with a white dude you feel very… You feel very picturesque when you’re with a white dude, you know. You feel like you’re in a Wes Anderson movie or something. And you know, white dudes, they teach you about a lot of cool stuff like voting and recycling, and disturbing documentaries. They introduce you to cool stuff like that and it’s very, you know, it’s hot hookin’ up with a white dude. I mean, nothing makes me feel more powerful than when a white dude eats my pussy. Oh, my God. I just feel like I’m absorbing all of that privilege and all of that entitlement… …you know, just right there, through the money hole and just… And then also, he’s so vulnerable down there. I’m, like, “I could just crush your head at any moment, white man! I could just kill you right now! Crush those brains! Colonize the colonizer!” You know? But I think that for marriage, it can be nice to be with somebody of your own race. The advantage is that you get to go home… and be racist together. You get to say whatever you like! You don’t gotta explain shit. My husband, half-Filipino, half-Japanese. I’m half-Chinese and half-Vietnamese. And we spend 100 percent of our time shitting on Korean people. It’s… amazing. It’s what love is built on, you know? |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:25 PM Author: Thriller hilarious selfie OMG not okay! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36219755) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 8:50 PM Author: pea-brained stag film nyuug? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36220205) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 9:19 PM Author: Bearded address mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36220352) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 10:46 PM Author: brilliant foreskin volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36220868) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 10:27 PM Author: pearl headpube nothing about this is humorous or appealing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36220728) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 10:45 PM Author: Citrine Parlor (guy who thinks reading standup comedy scritps is usually funny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36220857) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 10:46 PM Author: godawful concupiscible crackhouse her delivery isn't any better (I've seen it) women just aren't funny man, it's a fact of life |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 10:47 PM Author: Citrine Parlor nah some of her bits are funny
she's one of hte funniest female comics ive seen (super low bar tbf |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 10:48 PM Author: Bearded address mental disorder I agree, but her raunchy schtick wears thin pretty quickly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36220887) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 10:49 PM Author: Citrine Parlor well i tried watching amy schumer once and turned it off 5 min in when she started making nonjokes about her period, so like i said its a low bar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36220894) |
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Date: June 25th, 2018 1:57 AM Author: amethyst pisswyrm candlestick maker Schumer’s standup is pathetic. It’s amazing how far she went off of basically two or three funny sketches in the first few episodes of her Comedy Central show that she clearly didn’t write herself. It’s the biggest flaw of our current “viral video as ratings” system of commercial TV. A show will get canceled with a bad first two episodes and nothing has a chance to grow slowly ad figure things out, but have a great pilot and one more good episode and you’re forgiven for sucking for a half a decade after that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36304521) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 10:48 PM Author: godawful concupiscible crackhouse like literally every single female comic, she has to resort to being vulgar to even get a chuckle. They think they can do "locker room talk", but it just comes across as painfully try-hard MUH VAGINA! |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 10:47 PM Author: pearl headpube I don't like the CONTENT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36220876) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 10:48 PM Author: Citrine Parlor (Korean (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36220879) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:15 AM Author: Cocky house-broken dragon gas station fairly solid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36221413) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:18 PM Author: Thriller hilarious selfie Very few women are actually funny but the ones who are tend to be minority women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36219723) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:20 PM Author: godawful concupiscible crackhouse rancid Wanda Sykes trolling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36219729) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:22 PM Author: clear library "but jews ARE white" spun the ratpoa (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36219741) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM Author: fluffy cruise ship In "Baby Cobra," she talks about how attractive she finds Asian men. Pisses off self-hating Asian women. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36219838) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:46 PM Author: godawful concupiscible crackhouse uh she also mentions that her pussy is a "public park" and discusses fucking a literal homeless man (very likely white) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36219865) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 8:45 PM Author: blue slap-happy circlehead /thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36220169) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 8:49 PM Author: fluffy cruise ship Yes, she fucked white guys. But she's not a self-hating Asian Wonsan who rips on Asian men. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36220196) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 8:49 PM Author: godawful concupiscible crackhouse her entire schtick is that she married him for his money and general status as a beta provider lol sorry, you're done here, Cho |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 8:53 PM Author: fluffy cruise ship Most women marry men for their money, status, etc. This is why very few women marry down.
Contrast her comedy to self hating Asian women such as Esther Ku. |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 8:59 PM Author: azure house its funny if you do audio only (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36220255) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 9:45 PM Author: azure house eh, i cant. just cant. ive tried twice now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36220492) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 9:47 PM Author: walnut zippy property ?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36220507) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 10:30 PM Author: Mind-boggling Juggernaut ?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36220746) |
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Date: June 10th, 2018 10:30 PM Author: Mind-boggling Juggernaut I actually snickered at the Korean bit because I didn't expect it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36220747) |
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Date: June 11th, 2018 12:11 AM Author: Passionate indian lodge party of the first part i'm asian and noticed an uptick in my app dating matches. whenever we talk about the comedy club scene here in the city all the girls i go out with mention how hilarious they find ali wong. it's starting to make sense now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36221388) |
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Date: June 25th, 2018 12:19 AM Author: turquoise rambunctious turdskin I thought this was the best standup I'd seen in a while. Lots of clever, funny and non-pc shit. There was a bit of a lul in the middle part when she was talking about her sexuality but ended on a strong note i thought. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36304348) |
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Date: June 25th, 2018 1:23 AM Author: deep insanely creepy filthpig box office her first special was stronger; this one did have a few slow parts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36304466) |
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Date: June 25th, 2018 8:35 AM Author: turquoise rambunctious turdskin the first is the one i saw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3998655&forum_id=2#36304947) |