One is: wearing White tie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000047&forum_id=2#36229829)

weirdly, also a lower class tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000047&forum_id=2#36229890)

Upper class (and High IQ generally) tell is a regular use of a variety of substances -- including heavy drinking -- but that never reaches the point of bull blown abuse or addiction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000047&forum_id=2#36230652)

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3917342&forum_id=2#35604093

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000047&forum_id=2#36232277)

OP is a kike but yeah they have a lot in common with nowags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000047&forum_id=2#36232291)

Cotillion is still popular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000047&forum_id=2#36230445)

Those at the apex never earn their money, nor do inhabitants of the nadir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000047&forum_id=2#36230488)

maybe we need an xoxo book club this summer. we can have rach create a second bort for the discussion. i'm going to have my assistant Tessa go out and get me a copy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000047&forum_id=2#36230495)

So good writing elevates your apparent class. Thanks, legal writing course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000047&forum_id=2#36230826)

Don't steal our shtick!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000047&forum_id=2#36230885)

No social media presence.

Refers to friends and acquaintances using both first and last names.

Has mail and correspondence sent somewhere other than where they live (i.e., bills are sent to accountant, other correspondence is sent to attorney or assistant).

Relies on personal assistant for everything and has no idea how to operate things in their own home without help. Has assistant send all gifts except for most important family members.

Vacations same place same time every year and has to be coaxed to go anywhere else.

Genuine interest in art or something expensive and kooky like horse breeding, farming, Asian history, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000047&forum_id=2#36230641)

Now that you mention it, they do seem to do this a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000047&forum_id=2#36234801)

a guy who loves the idea that he "made it" despite spending his 20s as a tennis pro in europe and being married 3 times before rolling back into the states when he got bored as a managing director at goldman because his dad knew a guy

seeing a "hidden meaning" behind everything that gets said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000047&forum_id=2#36230648)

This seems like a UMC tell. A true upper class individual should be perfectly at ease with the notion that his station in life is a product of his birth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000047&forum_id=2#36230835)

He had bodyguards, one of those credit cards that are all black with no writing on it, was a little socially awkward, traveled on a whim without thought about missing a few classes, was actually kind of cheap, never had to work for chicks (but thought they all liked him for his looks), and lastly, all things considered was actually a good guy. Friendly, never bragged about money, he genuinely cared about social causes (was a (((shitlib)))).

I was always the outlier... poor WT and total disregard for social norms. Pretty sure I'm the reason he started chewing and he was always bumming dips off me. After a few months of bumming dips off me, he bought me like 5 logs of chew. I think he just didn't want to have a can on him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000047&forum_id=2#36230900)

Poasts on racist message boards

can barely speak english

obsessed with appearances

descended from rice farmers

severely autistic

smells like fish or rotting vegetables

makes OPs like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000047&forum_id=2#36232086)

Drive range rovers (and funnily enough covered in dirt). One also has a porsche though.

Own hunting dogs

Own horses and have a ranch as well

Spend a lot of time horsebackriding and outdoors generally

Dont care about their kids education that much

Collect antiques, namely from china and japan

Art obsessed and learned how to paint etc

Kind of dress like kooky artists and/or outdoorsy pple..you cant really tell they are rich tbh

They rarely go to country clubs, etc. I think country clubs are more a MC thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000047&forum_id=2#36233087)

these are the redneck white goy relatives who live in amerikkka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000047&forum_id=2#36234288)

Brand new gleaming Range Rover = suburban Persian dentist’s housewife’s car

The best classy rich person car tell is having an expensive but unfashionable car. Luxury brand station wagons, for example. It says you give no shit about appearances and just swung by your local Benz dealer to get something that fits your skis and golf clubs and hiking gear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000047&forum_id=2#36234122)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000047&forum_id=2#36234306)

Modesty is not exempt from the point of diminishing returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000047&forum_id=2#36235364)

Having indoor squash courts

Having their beach houses physically moved because the water is getting too close

Getting a a tenure track lib arts professorship in 2018

Pretending to be Antifa and flying net jets in the same day

Landing sadden at oci

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000047&forum_id=2#36233915)

does a bunch of charity stuff

dirty land rover full of this years model sports equipment

grubby clothes - dresses like The Dood, cept under that bathrobe sleeve is a rolex

does not wear socks

travels on a whim

has personal assistants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000047&forum_id=2#36234603)

deep care for one's family in the same arena

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000047&forum_id=2#36234610)

buys a very expensive car every couple decades, embarrassed to drive it for the first 5 years

never watches television

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000047&forum_id=2#36234630)

loves cleverness that matters

extreme candor to an autistic degree

intrinsic comfort with uncertainty and risk

obsessive in every detail of their business to an autistic degree

fun to be around, not fun to cross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000047&forum_id=2#36234657)

who's rich now? startup entrepreneurs, CEOs, hedge fund managers. even if your great grandfather was rich, more likely he was like a Sam Walton or Howard Hughes type -- wasn't some landed gentry type but just a regular are country American success story in his day.

in any event, the biggest sign of mega wealth are multiple residences in rich people locales.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000047&forum_id=2#36235296)

For example, one might choose to collect American roccoco furniture from 1730-1770s.

Having a hobby where through time and dedication you end up becoming a leading expert.

Something like the breeding of a rare species of animal or plant.

Living in a house you neither bought nor can ever sell. This largely separate the UMC from the upper class. UMC parents give you money for a house, UC your parents give you the house.

Having lots of old things in various conditions, but usually excellent from lack of use, and being able to use as well as explain the origin of each.

Ah yes, you like that rug in the anteroom? Great Uncle William picked that up in 1903 on his way back from his trip to Nepal.

Last one: not giving a fuck what the tells of being upper class are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000047&forum_id=2#36235940)

*can’t hold down a job despite being in the social register*

*blames society*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000047&forum_id=2#36236456)

Mostly, not giving a shit about is what makes them look like they are from money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000047&forum_id=2#36236223)

Something like this: http://www.businessinsider.com/trump-ridiculed-michael-cohen-at-his-sons-bar-mitzvah-2018-4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000047&forum_id=2#36236239)

Old money doesn't mention shit like "St. Tropez".

They'd just say "not at a place to retrieve it"

You're doing it wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000047&forum_id=2#36236392)

Fucking Moldovan prostitutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4000047&forum_id=2#36236498)