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re: TMF / Mandy's kid

Please, rethink this. Consider that you are both uniquely...
Supple citrine area
  06/16/18
Meh, you worry too much. The pitbull will finish off the bab...
dark spectacular set shitlib
  06/16/18
and to say there's no optimists on xoxo.
Buck-toothed International Law Enforcement Agency
  06/16/18
Kids change you, friend. They'll do fine and can financially...
Contagious frum friendly grandma
  06/16/18
i'm sure this is extremely reassuring coming from an oil rig...
Supple citrine area
  06/16/18
Harsh, but fair I have great kids though.
Contagious frum friendly grandma
  06/16/18
Yeah your daughter is going to end up just fine with her mem...
provocative canary turdskin
  06/16/18
oh shit
Silver soul-stirring school
  06/16/18
jfc
dark spectacular set shitlib
  06/16/18
haha wow holy shit
chocolate fear-inspiring space
  06/16/18
This thread is like the catty Olympics.
orange bateful elastic band den
  06/16/18
Maui She wasn’t fat... just engaged.
Contagious frum friendly grandma
  06/16/18
Lol
razzle-dazzle stage ceo
  06/16/18
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disrespectful ticket booth cuckoldry
  06/16/18
cr she'll wonder her whole life why he didnt choose to rail ...
Bipolar alpha milk
  06/16/18
...
ruddy voyeur nursing home
  06/16/18
aye, kids do change you, sometimes not for the better
Exhilarant indian lodge
  06/16/18
kids make people think they change because they experience b...
magenta trip new version locus
  06/16/18
Wait, they're actually pregnant, or they've decided to start...
rose razzmatazz lodge
  06/16/18
Neither, actually.
dark spectacular set shitlib
  06/16/18
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orange bateful elastic band den
  06/16/18
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Sickened point
  06/16/18
the mastiff's butthole is sore, so he's the father for well-...
Apoplectic sound barrier
  06/16/18
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bright unhinged native
  06/16/18
The image they have of making pierogis with Natasha from che...
provocative canary turdskin
  06/16/18
The transition to heroin addiction seemed a little sudden. ...
orange bateful elastic band den
  06/16/18
100% agree with the OP
chocolate fear-inspiring space
  06/16/18
lol, why do you assume they have these high-flying, demandin...
Floppy piazza
  06/16/18
Biglaw seniors earn well over $400k/year? Since when?
orange bateful elastic band den
  06/16/18
https://abovethelaw.com/2018/06/biglaw-giant-matches-associa...
Bipolar alpha milk
  06/16/18
Shit, that is slightly more. LOL.
orange bateful elastic band den
  06/16/18
LMAO, TMF is so far away from biglaw that he doesn't even kn...
Drunken Appetizing Keepsake Machete Fanboi
  06/16/18
Why on earth would anyone in-house know or care about this? ...
orange bateful elastic band den
  06/16/18
It is tiny as fuck for the neighborhood you decided to live ...
Electric impressive internal respiration hissy fit
  06/16/18
Can't tell if this is literal or metaphorical.
orange bateful elastic band den
  06/16/18
Cot damn.
autistic locale police squad
  06/16/18
They'll grow up OK. NJ is a decent place to grow up even if ...
maize costumed depressive
  06/16/18
If you have money you get to breed If you're white you ge...
wonderful coldplay fan
  06/16/18
And if you pay a ton in taxes rather than collecting on dem ...
Sickened point
  06/16/18
...
wonderful coldplay fan
  06/16/18
Sounds like some weird projection there. Status obsessed wor...
Sickened point
  06/16/18
i shit on TMF a lot but not really sure how OP doesnt apply ...
Bipolar alpha milk
  06/16/18
yeah, and most of them more so than us. I mean, workaholics....
Sickened point
  06/16/18
I mean, some are unemployed NEETs... Of course, they probab...
orange bateful elastic band den
  06/16/18
Kids are more likely to be insanely boring people rather tha...
Concupiscible death wish
  06/16/18
Inshallah...
orange bateful elastic band den
  06/16/18


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Date: June 16th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: Supple citrine area

Please, rethink this.

Consider that you are both uniquely, almost comically loathsome people. You're both anti-social, status-obsessed, abrasive workaholics possessed of both middling intelligence and spectacular arrogance. You have the grubby values of Dickensian bank manager. Your whole beings are given over to shallow materialistic striving, unshadowed by human friendship or any sort of soulful or creative endeavor.

It's a miracle you were able to find each other, but there's no guarantee that your children will be so lucky. If they at all resemble their parents, they're almost certainly condemned to a grinding, isolated life as an unlubricated cog in someone else's machine; loneliness and misery is certain, and if they have the misfortune not to inherit your immense capacity for self-delusion, suicide is likely. And, let's be real, neither of you will be interested or capable of providing them with genuine nurturing affection - you're going to be blocking out forty minute chunks of 'kid time' on your Office calendar between conference calls, so heroin addiction is certainly on the table. And even before that point, how are you going to deal with a six year old acting out violently at school because at home he's competing for affection with your pitbull and whatever trivial corporate project you've fixed your whole sense of self-worth on that day? Dasha from Lviv isn't going to put up with that shit, she's going to go get herself knocked up by the first guy she finds selling watches on Neptune Ave.

And remember if by some miracle you produce actual functioning human children, they will inevitably hate and resent and rebel against you, since you'll be incapable of understanding or supporting any ambition or desire other than gray middle-class bourgeois corporate dronedom. How will you cope when your pink-and-green haired, gender-indeterminate child decides that, since you won't let zhir go to Oberlin, zher going to move to L.A. and work as a 'bartender' while taking acting classes during the day?

So please, for once, restrain your desire to act on your vulgar peer-competitive instincts and just don't procreate. Don't add to the needless human suffering in this world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36255560)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 9:24 AM
Author: dark spectacular set shitlib

Meh, you worry too much. The pitbull will finish off the baby in the first few months anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36255563)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 9:44 AM
Author: Buck-toothed International Law Enforcement Agency

and to say there's no optimists on xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36255597)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 9:28 AM
Author: Contagious frum friendly grandma

Kids change you, friend. They'll do fine and can financially support a child.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36255572)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 9:45 AM
Author: Supple citrine area

i'm sure this is extremely reassuring coming from an oil rig prole with a broken home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36255599)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 10:03 AM
Author: Contagious frum friendly grandma

Harsh, but fair

I have great kids though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36255642)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: provocative canary turdskin

Yeah your daughter is going to end up just fine with her memories of you railing a fat slut stranger four feet from her head in your Oahu hotel room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36255821)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: Silver soul-stirring school

oh shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36255838)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: dark spectacular set shitlib

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36255840)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 11:15 AM
Author: chocolate fear-inspiring space

haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36255867)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: orange bateful elastic band den

This thread is like the catty Olympics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36255884)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 11:52 AM
Author: Contagious frum friendly grandma

Maui

She wasn’t fat... just engaged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36256005)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle stage ceo

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36256426)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 2:45 PM
Author: disrespectful ticket booth cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36256560)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 2:52 PM
Author: Bipolar alpha milk

cr she'll wonder her whole life why he didnt choose to rail her instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36256588)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 4:48 PM
Author: ruddy voyeur nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36257083)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 9:49 AM
Author: Exhilarant indian lodge

aye, kids do change you, sometimes not for the better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36255608)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: magenta trip new version locus

kids make people think they change because they experience biologically induced love and responsibility of a sort they have never known before. the majority of the time people don't actually change, otherwise kids would more often turn into different adults than their parents rather than the clones they typically are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36255670)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 9:51 AM
Author: rose razzmatazz lodge

Wait, they're actually pregnant, or they've decided to start trying?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36255614)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 10:54 AM
Author: dark spectacular set shitlib

Neither, actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36255778)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: orange bateful elastic band den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36255886)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 2:50 PM
Author: Sickened point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36256579)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: Apoplectic sound barrier

the mastiff's butthole is sore, so he's the father for well-earned repose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36255650)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 10:13 AM
Author: bright unhinged native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36255663)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: provocative canary turdskin

The image they have of making pierogis with Natasha from chernobyl is too 180 to even run though nutella did it pretty expertly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36255830)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: orange bateful elastic band den

The transition to heroin addiction seemed a little sudden.

I think your last sentence is why my wife wants two. Then we can write a loser off as dead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36255873)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: chocolate fear-inspiring space

100% agree with the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36255910)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: Floppy piazza

lol, why do you assume they have these high-flying, demanding careers? both of them have shit jobs with very limited prospects. a biglaw senior earns way more than the two of them combined.

the real argument is that they're going to fuck their children up because they are socially isolated and out of touch normal society. all they do in their free time is hang out with each other, walk their dogs, play video games, and take shitty little trips upstate. they are extreme introverts with no social network, no community, no affluence. and they're the types who claim to hate everyone else because it's actually everyone all around them who are stupid and weird!

everyone i know who had loser parents like this came out very weird. they don't know how to give kids a good, healthy, structured life. and it's clear they're only considering due to either family pressure or FOMO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36256405)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: orange bateful elastic band den

Biglaw seniors earn well over $400k/year? Since when?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36256622)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 3:02 PM
Author: Bipolar alpha milk

https://abovethelaw.com/2018/06/biglaw-giant-matches-associate-raises-plus-special-summer-bonuses/

330 base

100 bonus

25 special bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36256632)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 3:04 PM
Author: orange bateful elastic band den

Shit, that is slightly more. LOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36256648)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 4:03 PM
Author: Drunken Appetizing Keepsake Machete Fanboi

LMAO, TMF is so far away from biglaw that he doesn't even know what salaries are anymore.

A good number of XO posters individually bring home more $$$ than TMF and Mandy's HHI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36256907)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 4:07 PM
Author: orange bateful elastic band den

Why on earth would anyone in-house know or care about this? The point is our HHI isn't exactly tiny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36256921)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 7:29 PM
Author: Electric impressive internal respiration hissy fit

It is tiny as fuck for the neighborhood you decided to live in. You are literally hobo niggers huddling for warmth alongside the train tracks. Kike fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36257682)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 8:19 PM
Author: orange bateful elastic band den

Can't tell if this is literal or metaphorical.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36257827)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: autistic locale police squad

Cot damn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36256516)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: maize costumed depressive

They'll grow up OK. NJ is a decent place to grow up even if you have little emotional connection with your parents. It's really not as vapid or depressing as other suburbs.

They'll find a group of awkward foreign kids (Indian, Asian, Eastern Euro etc) or nerdy kids and move on. If they have halfway decent-looking daughter though, she might be in danger of becoming a huge slut.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36256544)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: wonderful coldplay fan

If you have money you get to breed

If you're white you get to breed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36256555)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 2:52 PM
Author: Sickened point

And if you pay a ton in taxes rather than collecting on dem programs, you get to breed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36256585)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 3:17 PM
Author: wonderful coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36256698)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Sickened point

Sounds like some weird projection there. Status obsessed workaholics, really? I dont think anyone on here is more openly lazy and cheap than I am.

Only thing really on point about that entire screed is the antisocial bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36256576)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Bipolar alpha milk

i shit on TMF a lot but not really sure how OP doesnt apply to every xoxo poa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36256592)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: Sickened point

yeah, and most of them more so than us. I mean, workaholics... really???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36256599)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: orange bateful elastic band den

I mean, some are unemployed NEETs... Of course, they probably won't have kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36256687)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 4:03 PM
Author: Concupiscible death wish

Kids are more likely to be insanely boring people rather than anything crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36256911)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 4:21 PM
Author: orange bateful elastic band den

Inshallah...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003300&forum_id=2#36256963)