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Date: June 16th, 2018 7:08 PM Author: Bateful pearl casino goal in life
taxi cab in Istanbul at 3:00 a.m., from a twirling dervish party to my hotel. driver took a weird route, then into a suburb till I said haltingly, "hey. where are you going?" and he looked angry and yelled at me over his shoulder, "I take you hotel!". Then we drove around for another few minutes, past a groups of men on a street corner who stared at us as we drove by, then familiar landmarks and next thing I know I was at the hotel entrance with the concierge opening the cab door.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003572&forum_id=2#36257618)
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Date: June 16th, 2018 7:10 PM Author: Big home
fell asleep at the wheel near the end of a 15 hour drive
left lane going like 65, no shoulder, hit the concrete barrier on the left, overcorrected, spun out to the right across 3 lanes of traffic.
as I was spinning, I saw the front end of a huge honking semi pass like 5 feet in front of my windshield. I would've been splattered roadkill.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003572&forum_id=2#36257622) |
Date: June 16th, 2018 7:36 PM Author: Passionate point liquid oxygen
Went swimming in Brazil and the waves were huge, way bigger than me, but I underestimated them and timed my run past the break point to get into the ocean.
I was with a girl too and we realized there was no way these giant waves weren’t going to toss us around on the approach back to land.
The waves tossed me under water as I tried to get back to land, and I had to brace myself and tank like four huge waves/swimm back to land each time the waves pulled me out. It was also tough because I had to keep myself by the girl and be aware where she was. By the time I got to land I was bone tired. I realized I was very close to dying but in the moment i was just fighting so hard to get back to land I hadn’t thought about anything else.
When I got back to the beach the Brazilians there were looking at me like a fucking idiot
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003572&forum_id=2#36257699) |
Date: June 17th, 2018 11:02 AM Author: Irradiated Elastic Band Principal's Office
Very bad case of acute pancreatitis. All of my levels were sky high including blood pressure, Lipase, liver enzymes, and heart rate.
The thing that was freaking out everyone is that my heart was doing the weirdest shit. I would just be laying there and suddenly my heart would go from 60bpm to 200bpm. It's a strange as fuck feeling to be lying perfectly still and your heart triples in speed. Feels like your heart is literally going to explode.
They had me on a constant cardiac monitor in addition to performing EKGs every 30-60 minutes. Every time my heart rate went through the roof, the cardiac monitor would set off an alarm and like 2 doctors and 4 nurses would come rushing in.
The pancreatitis and everything else eventually returned to normal but they were never able to figure out what caused my heart to do that.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003572&forum_id=2#36259795) |
Date: June 17th, 2018 11:12 AM Author: Appetizing Center
Time I was walking home at night, two people ran up behind me out of nowhere & a getaway Jeep pulled up, one guy sucker punched me from behind & the other pressed a gun against my heart.
Time I took way too much phenibut, got completely disoriented & was vomiting like mad.
Time I thought I was having a heart attack (crushing chest pain) & had to get rushed to the hospital. Turned out to be a panic attack.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003572&forum_id=2#36259838) |
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Date: June 17th, 2018 11:34 AM Author: Appetizing Center
Black.
I threw my phone & wallet in front of me, they grabbed them & ran into the getaway jeep, & sped off.
Then several other cars turned on their headlights & sped away with them.
Turned out those other cars were cops who watched the whole thing, as they were tracking a string of armed robberies in the area.
They all ended up taking guilty pleas.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003572&forum_id=2#36259916) |
Date: June 17th, 2018 6:09 PM Author: Umber geriatric public bath
Swerved out of the way of an armadillo going 120 in a FWD mazda on a two-lane country road. Barely avoided being decapitated by a stop sign and careening into a gator-infested canal. Smoked a pack of cigs on the 30-min drive home.
Bit by a recluse while out on maneuvers. Face swole up to the size of a baseball. Had my buddy lance it with my combat knife and sear the cluster of bites.
Came close to freezing to death during another exercise - -40° and a nice ocean breeze. Couldn't feel anything past my knees or elbows for a day or so after.
Almost got shot in the head during a live-fire exercise - but I mostly trust that it was a calculated shot and not a near-fuckup.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4003572&forum_id=2#36261854) |
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