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I don't get it. How are the suburbs not soul-crushingly boring?

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cerebral becky gay wizard
  06/17/18
when you're drunk, doing lines and popping percocets, drivin...
Arousing cuckold
  06/17/18
(soccer mom)
cerebral becky gay wizard
  06/17/18
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violet trailer park
  06/17/18
They are. That’s why people get drunk and stoned all the tim...
hyperventilating self-absorbed native
  06/17/18
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Arousing cuckold
  06/17/18
Suburbs literally require drug use for entertainment. Americ...
cerebral becky gay wizard
  06/17/18
(((Upset)))
violet trailer park
  06/17/18
true. nobody really gets drunk and/or stoned in a place like...
Frum Indigo Internal Respiration Juggernaut
  06/17/18
nobody gets stoned in mfh, too much opera.
Arousing cuckold
  06/17/18
Too drunk after the ballet to do anything eles
violet trailer park
  06/17/18
drunk with the sights and sounds of such a vibrant, internat...
Arousing cuckold
  06/17/18
The roundabouts and rodents!
violet trailer park
  06/17/18
I’m waitin for my man two tickets to Hamilton in his hand ...
Frum Indigo Internal Respiration Juggernaut
  06/17/18
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Arousing cuckold
  06/17/18
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Shaky Set Psychic
  06/18/18
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Ruddy idiotic international law enforcement agency hospital
  06/19/18
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poppy thirsty sneaky criminal
  06/19/18
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Boyish Slap-happy Forum Liquid Oxygen
  06/20/18
It's cheap as fuck so it feels like you're twice as rich, ho...
pungent headpube
  06/17/18
inner suburbs can be CR, basically all the restaurants and s...
beta affirmative action
  06/17/18
tcr and totally agreed.
orchid contagious meetinghouse
  06/18/18
(justifying his hellish suburban life in Montclair)
cerebral becky gay wizard
  06/18/18
(guy living in an apartment paid for by parents with bums li...
orchid contagious meetinghouse
  06/19/18
You live next to train tracks you rat fuck.
aromatic harsh filthpig
  06/19/18
you literally live on top of them
wonderful garnet institution
  06/20/18
So what?
orchid contagious meetinghouse
  06/21/18
ljlllll
cerebral becky gay wizard
  06/21/18
Montclair is chill AF
bateful rose roast beef messiness
  06/21/18
(shops at Envy by Melissa Gorga)
cerebral becky gay wizard
  06/21/18
as long as you have a few basic things within a few minutes ...
Haunting plaza
  06/19/18
There are suburbs that have real downtown areas with restaur...
orchid contagious meetinghouse
  06/19/18
new jersey is a fucking pit dude
Haunting plaza
  06/19/18
He knows, he lives there.
cerebral becky gay wizard
  06/19/18
You love Jersey bro
Comical genital piercing patrolman
  06/19/18
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Titillating translucent step-uncle's house
  06/19/18
Some of the nicest suburbs happen to be in NJ. Just saying....
orchid contagious meetinghouse
  06/19/18
KEARNY?? Lmfaoooo!!!
cerebral becky gay wizard
  06/19/18
(only guy dumb enough to fall for the flame)
orchid contagious meetinghouse
  06/19/18
TBF, it'd be totally realistic seeing you live in a place li...
cerebral becky gay wizard
  06/19/18
Wait, is Irvington bad?
orchid contagious meetinghouse
  06/19/18
Nah, it's prob where you get clients.
cerebral becky gay wizard
  06/19/18
Clients?
orchid contagious meetinghouse
  06/19/18
Yeah, clients. Your clients.
cerebral becky gay wizard
  06/20/18
Ah, I get it. You think all lawyers are shitlawyers. No, I...
orchid contagious meetinghouse
  06/20/18
Not all lawyers, it was just an assumption I made in your ca...
cerebral becky gay wizard
  06/21/18
Oh wow, so witty!
orchid contagious meetinghouse
  06/21/18
Uve been having a really bad time lately
Transparent embarrassed to the bone brethren
  06/21/18
who are you?
cerebral becky gay wizard
  06/21/18
This
cordovan locus
  06/19/18
What’s the alternative if you aren’t mega rich?
Floppy Fiercely-loyal Bawdyhouse Preventive Strike
  06/18/18
sounds like you need the vibrance of the inner city
Talented mewling elastic band
  06/18/18
please stay away
Bright Laughsome Stock Car
  06/18/18
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territorial location
  06/18/18
Your kid goes to a decent school, you can afford a house tha...
Rough-skinned Magical Mad Cow Disease
  06/19/18
This. At some point in your life if you escape adolescence...
henna gas station codepig
  06/19/18
Really, the difference is kids & a wife. If I was singl...
Rough-skinned Magical Mad Cow Disease
  06/19/18
If I was single I’d have a boat, dirt bikes, and lots of oth...
henna gas station codepig
  06/19/18
Good point. Very good point. If I was single, I would need...
Rough-skinned Magical Mad Cow Disease
  06/19/18
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impertinent honey-headed center party of the first part
  06/19/18
This guy gets it.
Floppy Fiercely-loyal Bawdyhouse Preventive Strike
  06/19/18
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impertinent honey-headed center party of the first part
  06/19/18
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Boyish Slap-happy Forum Liquid Oxygen
  06/20/18
Cr.
Medicated Bull Headed Theater Stage Mediation
  06/21/18
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Exciting duck-like sanctuary idiot
  06/21/18
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white vibrant main people
  06/21/18
It’s a give and take. Instead of lifeless concrete and menac...
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  06/19/18
I live in a suburb and I can walk to work and some good loca...
Rough-skinned Magical Mad Cow Disease
  06/19/18
"how is this not hell?" the jew asked watching a f...
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  06/19/18
op assumes you don't have a family or are one of the latchke...
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  06/19/18
absolutely devastating
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  06/20/18
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  06/21/18
There are good suburbs and there are bad suburbs. Good subur...
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  06/19/18
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Exciting duck-like sanctuary idiot
  06/21/18
(thingdoer)
trip wrinkle place of business
  06/19/18
What about the story about the family on a street that kept ...
cerebral becky gay wizard
  06/19/18
link?
Disgusting space pervert
  06/19/18
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-california-hostages/thirt...
cordovan locus
  06/19/18
Yeah I could never live in the suburbs. Too boring. I thin...
sepia stage ceo
  06/19/18
doesn't making this same poast over and over get old after a...
Haunting plaza
  06/19/18
WTF are you talking about when you say “vibrantly cultural s...
ungodly bearded giraffe
  06/19/18
lol
Red fantasy-prone office dysfunction
  06/21/18
LOL
Medicated Bull Headed Theater Stage Mediation
  06/21/18
blacks sell heroin in the burbs too.
Arousing cuckold
  06/19/18
it's just not the same nodding off in the upstairs bathroom ...
Bisexual pale mother rigor
  06/19/18
*nods out on sofa with blackout curtains drawn while vibrant...
Talented mewling elastic band
  06/19/18
Sounds like my ideal Friday night, honestly.
mildly autistic dopamine
  06/19/18
I haven't done drugs in a year. I -GASP- meant doing fun th...
sepia stage ceo
  06/19/18
Why did you stop?
henna gas station codepig
  06/21/18
she is a quitter and a loser
fuchsia electric mad-dog skullcap
  06/21/18
lol, she truly can't stick to anything, can she?
orchid contagious meetinghouse
  06/21/18
What does it matter after you have kids?
Blathering Navy Field
  06/20/18
With the exception of the downtown cores of sf, la, and sd, ...
mildly autistic dopamine
  06/19/18
Suburbs are the ultimate GC $cam
cordovan locus
  06/19/18
Explain how living in an urban environment with far higher t...
orchid contagious meetinghouse
  06/19/18
(in-fill developer)
Fragrant carmine principal's office
  06/20/18
anything to avoid niggers
Chocolate voyeur
  06/19/18
boring but way less stressful
Charismatic Persian
  06/19/18
near-in suburbs are credited as fuck.
Glittery useless depressive abode
  06/19/18
ITT: massive assburgers
marvelous sapphire potus
  06/20/18
Grew up in a nice suburb (every lived on a half acre with Wo...
Drunken site jew
  06/20/18
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Maroon knife
  06/20/18
Anybody from a good background was raised in the suburbs.
ungodly bearded giraffe
  06/20/18
Egregious flame.
cerebral becky gay wizard
  06/21/18
Urban areas were hell holes in the 70s/80s/early 90s. Not a...
cheese-eating alpha sex offender
  06/21/18
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Exciting duck-like sanctuary idiot
  06/21/18
Cities (in particular NYC) are great, even with kids, if you...
cheese-eating alpha sex offender
  06/21/18
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sepia stage ceo
  06/21/18
IOW, if you can afford a large rowhouse and private school, ...
orchid contagious meetinghouse
  06/21/18
Rowhouse? lol Try townhouse.
cerebral becky gay wizard
  06/21/18
It is the same thing in NYC. I hate using townhouse because...
orchid contagious meetinghouse
  06/21/18
it's used incorrectly in those areas imo. a town house is...
twisted tanning salon
  06/21/18
The overwhelming majority of usage in this country is your n...
orchid contagious meetinghouse
  06/21/18
i feel you, just pointing out that the wider usage is comple...
twisted tanning salon
  06/21/18
It is incorrect insofar as they have hijacked the term which...
orchid contagious meetinghouse
  06/21/18
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twisted tanning salon
  06/21/18
The lack of any civic orgs out in the suburbs to join makes ...
Exciting duck-like sanctuary idiot
  06/21/18
You have to drive to buy something as simple as chap stick. ...
cerebral becky gay wizard
  06/21/18
bro you just get a car and drive places. It's not hard.
Drunken site jew
  06/21/18
The urban manlet is a strange species.
white vibrant main people
  06/21/18
Meh, interesting people are interesting. Non-interesting peo...
twisted tanning salon
  06/21/18
Hey Rowan how have you been didn’t know you still posted
cheese-eating alpha sex offender
  06/21/18
I'm great. Hey does Killuminati still poast? Would love to h...
twisted tanning salon
  06/21/18


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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: cerebral becky gay wizard



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Arousing cuckold

when you're drunk, doing lines and popping percocets, driving is more fun with less traffic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262944)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: cerebral becky gay wizard

(soccer mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262957)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: violet trailer park



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: hyperventilating self-absorbed native

They are. That’s why people get drunk and stoned all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262949)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: Arousing cuckold



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: cerebral becky gay wizard

Suburbs literally require drug use for entertainment. American Dream!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262960)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: violet trailer park

(((Upset)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262966)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Frum Indigo Internal Respiration Juggernaut

true. nobody really gets drunk and/or stoned in a place like nyc. too much to do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262967)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Arousing cuckold

nobody gets stoned in mfh, too much opera.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262969)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:02 PM
Author: violet trailer park

Too drunk after the ballet to do anything eles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262973)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:02 PM
Author: Arousing cuckold

drunk with the sights and sounds of such a vibrant, international hub.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262978)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:03 PM
Author: violet trailer park

The roundabouts and rodents!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262981)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:06 PM
Author: Frum Indigo Internal Respiration Juggernaut

I’m waitin for my man

two tickets to Hamilton in his hand

up to Lexington 125

feel full and flirty, more wellbred than alive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36263002)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:07 PM
Author: Arousing cuckold



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: Shaky Set Psychic



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Ruddy idiotic international law enforcement agency hospital



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: spectacular plum trump supporter new version



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: poppy thirsty sneaky criminal



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:01 AM
Author: Boyish Slap-happy Forum Liquid Oxygen



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: pungent headpube

It's cheap as fuck so it feels like you're twice as rich, house is bigger, car is nicer, girls more cheerful and less time on the kike cock carousel, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262968)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:08 PM
Author: beta affirmative action

inner suburbs can be CR, basically all the restaurants and shit of a city but safer

outer suburbs where it's just blocks upon blocks of houses with no businesses? that's my vision of hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36263015)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: orchid contagious meetinghouse

tcr and totally agreed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266033)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: cerebral becky gay wizard

(justifying his hellish suburban life in Montclair)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266082)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:22 AM
Author: orchid contagious meetinghouse

(guy living in an apartment paid for by parents with bums living outside his door and the constant smell of piss and trash in the summer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270870)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:32 AM
Author: aromatic harsh filthpig

You live next to train tracks you rat fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271291)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: wonderful garnet institution

you literally live on top of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275957)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: orchid contagious meetinghouse

So what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283969)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: cerebral becky gay wizard

ljlllll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284172)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: bateful rose roast beef messiness

Montclair is chill AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284127)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: cerebral becky gay wizard

(shops at Envy by Melissa Gorga)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284176)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:38 AM
Author: Haunting plaza

as long as you have a few basic things within a few minutes you're good. living in the actual boonies where it's 25-30 minutes to get to a grocery store is when it starts to suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270954)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: orchid contagious meetinghouse

There are suburbs that have real downtown areas with restaurants and stores where you actually can spend an evening and enjoy yourself. Millburn, Summit, Maplewood, Morristown, Montclair, etc. are good examples of this. That's a big step above "a store or two so you can get the basics nearby" in terms of lifestyle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271102)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:42 AM
Author: Haunting plaza

new jersey is a fucking pit dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271326)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: cerebral becky gay wizard

He knows, he lives there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273136)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: Comical genital piercing patrolman

You love Jersey bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273175)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Titillating translucent step-uncle's house



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: orchid contagious meetinghouse

Some of the nicest suburbs happen to be in NJ. Just saying. Also Kearny. I got a great value!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273323)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 5:36 PM
Author: cerebral becky gay wizard

KEARNY?? Lmfaoooo!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273775)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 5:43 PM
Author: orchid contagious meetinghouse

(only guy dumb enough to fall for the flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273808)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:39 PM
Author: cerebral becky gay wizard

TBF, it'd be totally realistic seeing you live in a place like this, and in reality you're probably just over in MAPLEHOOD staring at Jersey 7s at Baker Street Yoga, looking down at places like Kearny while your car gets burglarized by Irvington trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275392)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:42 PM
Author: orchid contagious meetinghouse

Wait, is Irvington bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275418)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: cerebral becky gay wizard

Nah, it's prob where you get clients.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275451)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:50 PM
Author: orchid contagious meetinghouse

Clients?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275820)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: cerebral becky gay wizard

Yeah, clients. Your clients.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36277660)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: orchid contagious meetinghouse

Ah, I get it. You think all lawyers are shitlawyers. No, I'm in-house counsel at a large company. I have exactly 1 client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36279931)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:41 AM
Author: cerebral becky gay wizard

Not all lawyers, it was just an assumption I made in your case judging by the aggregate content of your poasting. Only can go by what I see on here bro!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283229)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:50 AM
Author: orchid contagious meetinghouse

Oh wow, so witty!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283556)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: Transparent embarrassed to the bone brethren

Uve been having a really bad time lately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283583)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:58 AM
Author: cerebral becky gay wizard

who are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283592)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:48 PM
Author: cordovan locus

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274116)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: Floppy Fiercely-loyal Bawdyhouse Preventive Strike

What’s the alternative if you aren’t mega rich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266023)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: Talented mewling elastic band

sounds like you need the vibrance of the inner city

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266088)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Bright Laughsome Stock Car

please stay away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266089)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:57 PM
Author: territorial location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266103)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Magical Mad Cow Disease

Your kid goes to a decent school, you can afford a house that you'll enjoy living in with a yard. Your neighbors are generally working people like you. Backyard BBQ's, beers with the neighbors, weekend pool parties, a den to watch football every Saturday and Sunday in the fall. No shortage of decent dudes who want to go fishing or golfing to get away from their kids.

If you're UMC, what better life is there? Does that artisan coffee shop mean that much to your life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270907)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: henna gas station codepig

This. At some point in your life if you escape adolescence, you want a nice, quiet, safe place to raise your kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270966)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:12 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Magical Mad Cow Disease

Really, the difference is kids & a wife. If I was single, I would be happy living in squalor in a great location. That 900 sq. ft. flat is going to look pretty crappy with toys all over the floor and kids drawing on the exposed brick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271172)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: henna gas station codepig

If I was single I’d have a boat, dirt bikes, and lots of other toys that would need a big garage. I’d still be in the burbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271183)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:46 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Magical Mad Cow Disease

Good point. Very good point. If I was single, I would need a Jacuzzi as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271345)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: impertinent honey-headed center party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271286)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Floppy Fiercely-loyal Bawdyhouse Preventive Strike

This guy gets it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271228)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: impertinent honey-headed center party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271287)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:01 AM
Author: Boyish Slap-happy Forum Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275877)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Medicated Bull Headed Theater Stage Mediation

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283521)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: Exciting duck-like sanctuary idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284078)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: white vibrant main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284211)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: Excitant sadistic boiling water

It’s a give and take. Instead of lifeless concrete and menacing minorities you have backyards and pools. Instead of convenient bars and stores you have to drive a little bit. Most suburbs aren’t that far away from museums, concert venues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270961)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:48 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Magical Mad Cow Disease

I live in a suburb and I can walk to work and some good local bars. Just sayin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271353)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: Ruddy idiotic international law enforcement agency hospital

"how is this not hell?" the jew asked watching a father and son playing catch in their front lawn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271144)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: frozen swollen resort

op assumes you don't have a family or are one of the latchkey kids being abandoned in said suburbs for 6 hours a day, and he's correct, it is hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271157)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: Claret diverse public bath skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271213)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: slimy stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271309)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: bearded base selfie

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271329)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: Saffron rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273125)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: fuchsia electric mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273134)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: Comical genital piercing patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273324)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: orchid contagious meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274098)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: Motley Violent Double Fault University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274103)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:22 AM
Author: soggy range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275978)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Multi-colored sooty water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284378)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: very tactful godawful church

There are good suburbs and there are bad suburbs. Good suburbs are much, much nicer than urban living. Good suburbs have nice houses, with wooded lots and meandering roads, good schools districts, reasonable commutes to the city, and have nice little village towns nearby. Bad suburbs have cookie cutter/tract housing, hellish traffic, etc. You can’t paint “suburbs” with a broad brush. That would be like call comparing Minneapolis to San Fran.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271156)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Exciting duck-like sanctuary idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284094)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: trip wrinkle place of business

(thingdoer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271219)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: cerebral becky gay wizard

What about the story about the family on a street that kept the kids in chains in the house all day and no one even knew about it? LJL at the suburbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271248)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Disgusting space pervert

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271315)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:50 PM
Author: cordovan locus

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-california-hostages/thirteen-siblings-found-chained-in-california-home-parents-charged-idUSKBN1F42PB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274125)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:42 AM
Author: sepia stage ceo

Yeah I could never live in the suburbs. Too boring. I think a lot of posters just don't really prioritize social stuff but I could never live somewhere where there isn't good nightlife and a vibrant cultural scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271325)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Haunting plaza

doesn't making this same poast over and over get old after a while?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271334)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: ungodly bearded giraffe

WTF are you talking about when you say “vibrantly cultural scene?” Do you go outside and play steel drums with Rastafarians every day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273117)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:57 AM
Author: Red fantasy-prone office dysfunction

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283270)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: Medicated Bull Headed Theater Stage Mediation

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284100)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: Arousing cuckold

blacks sell heroin in the burbs too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273147)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: Bisexual pale mother rigor

it's just not the same nodding off in the upstairs bathroom of a 4bd/3ba on a well-manicured quarter acre.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273151)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: Talented mewling elastic band

*nods out on sofa with blackout curtains drawn while vibrant street scene occurs outside*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273152)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: mildly autistic dopamine

Sounds like my ideal Friday night, honestly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273166)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: sepia stage ceo

I haven't done drugs in a year. I -GASP- meant doing fun things with other people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273313)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: henna gas station codepig

Why did you stop?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283471)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:02 AM
Author: fuchsia electric mad-dog skullcap

she is a quitter and a loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283956)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: orchid contagious meetinghouse

lol, she truly can't stick to anything, can she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283980)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: Blathering Navy Field

What does it matter after you have kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36280072)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: mildly autistic dopamine

With the exception of the downtown cores of sf, la, and sd, all Californian metro areas are just sprawling suburbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273160)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: cordovan locus

Suburbs are the ultimate GC $cam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274128)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: orchid contagious meetinghouse

Explain how living in an urban environment with far higher taxes, an environment that is ideal for working all the time and having no family but with a ton of options for consumption, living in a small but expensive shoebox apartment managed by a professional corp, is more of a GC scam than having a large house that you don't share, land that you actually own, clean air, and an environment that encourages you to have a family, all for less money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275278)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:34 AM
Author: Fragrant carmine principal's office

(in-fill developer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36276027)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:43 PM
Author: Chocolate voyeur

anything to avoid niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275422)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: Charismatic Persian

boring but way less stressful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275463)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:59 PM
Author: Glittery useless depressive abode

near-in suburbs are credited as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275870)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: marvelous sapphire potus

ITT: massive assburgers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275969)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Drunken site jew

Grew up in a nice suburb (every lived on a half acre with Woods and grass), everyones Dad was a doctor or lawyer, etc. Could explore woods with our dogs all day, adventures all the time. Daily sports games (football, baseball) with kids in the cul de sac. It ruled.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275974)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: Maroon knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36280012)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: ungodly bearded giraffe

Anybody from a good background was raised in the suburbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36280176)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: cerebral becky gay wizard

Egregious flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283236)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:56 AM
Author: cheese-eating alpha sex offender

Urban areas were hell holes in the 70s/80s/early 90s. Not a relevant comparison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283262)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: Exciting duck-like sanctuary idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284118)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:57 AM
Author: cheese-eating alpha sex offender

Cities (in particular NYC) are great, even with kids, if you can afford them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283268)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:27 AM
Author: sepia stage ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283417)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: orchid contagious meetinghouse

IOW, if you can afford a large rowhouse and private school, and also have a house or will rent one in the Hamptons or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283948)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: cerebral becky gay wizard

Rowhouse? lol

Try townhouse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283968)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: orchid contagious meetinghouse

It is the same thing in NYC. I hate using townhouse because it has a different meaning for non-urban areas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283972)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: twisted tanning salon

it's used incorrectly in those areas imo.

a town house is an attached home IN TOWN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284201)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:43 AM
Author: orchid contagious meetinghouse

The overwhelming majority of usage in this country is your non-preferred usage (because most people don't live in cities). At which point it makes more sense to use a term that is synonymous and without the connotations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284219)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: twisted tanning salon

i feel you, just pointing out that the wider usage is completely incorrect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284261)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: orchid contagious meetinghouse

It is incorrect insofar as they have hijacked the term which originated from your preferred usage. But if you ask most Americans what you think of when you hear the word "townhome", they will not describe an urban rowhouse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284346)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: twisted tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284380)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: Exciting duck-like sanctuary idiot

The lack of any civic orgs out in the suburbs to join makes the whole place feel like a land of zombies. You see people walking around but there is no way to interact.

Also their lack of public transit makes getting around 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284170)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: cerebral becky gay wizard

You have to drive to buy something as simple as chap stick. Outside urban living or super compact suburban town with walkable downtown/city access, everything else seems shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284186)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Drunken site jew

bro you just get a car and drive places. It's not hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284323)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: white vibrant main people

The urban manlet is a strange species.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284212)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: twisted tanning salon

Meh, interesting people are interesting. Non-interesting people are not. You find some of each in every area.

To the extent urbanites say people in the suburbs are boring, it's usually because the people in the suburbs have a lot more family commitments.

It's not like everyone in MFH is more interesting because they go out to a bunch of restaurants and pubs all the time.

Personally I'd find a man with a home wood-working shop more interesting than an urbanite who just goes out to eat and drinks at bars all the time like everyone else there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284397)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: cheese-eating alpha sex offender

Hey Rowan how have you been didn’t know you still posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284488)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:19 PM
Author: twisted tanning salon

I'm great. Hey does Killuminati still poast? Would love to hit him up...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284502)