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I don't get it. How are the suburbs not soul-crushingly boring?

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Fighting coldplay fan
  06/17/18
when you're drunk, doing lines and popping percocets, drivin...
milky beady-eyed yarmulke
  06/17/18
(soccer mom)
Fighting coldplay fan
  06/17/18
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motley ruddy main people
  06/17/18
They are. That’s why people get drunk and stoned all the tim...
Chest-beating slap-happy school cafeteria
  06/17/18
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milky beady-eyed yarmulke
  06/17/18
Suburbs literally require drug use for entertainment. Americ...
Fighting coldplay fan
  06/17/18
(((Upset)))
motley ruddy main people
  06/17/18
true. nobody really gets drunk and/or stoned in a place like...
Buff Market Kitty Cat
  06/17/18
nobody gets stoned in mfh, too much opera.
milky beady-eyed yarmulke
  06/17/18
Too drunk after the ballet to do anything eles
motley ruddy main people
  06/17/18
drunk with the sights and sounds of such a vibrant, internat...
milky beady-eyed yarmulke
  06/17/18
The roundabouts and rodents!
motley ruddy main people
  06/17/18
I’m waitin for my man two tickets to Hamilton in his hand ...
Buff Market Kitty Cat
  06/17/18
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milky beady-eyed yarmulke
  06/17/18
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fuchsia exciting nowag
  06/18/18
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peach orchestra pit
  06/19/18
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Dashing violet native hominid
  06/19/18
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Insanely creepy background story
  06/19/18
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Charismatic Misanthropic Marketing Idea
  06/20/18
It's cheap as fuck so it feels like you're twice as rich, ho...
Lilac spot
  06/17/18
inner suburbs can be CR, basically all the restaurants and s...
nighttime shrine weed whacker
  06/17/18
tcr and totally agreed.
razzle-dazzle unhinged trump supporter tattoo
  06/18/18
(justifying his hellish suburban life in Montclair)
Fighting coldplay fan
  06/18/18
(guy living in an apartment paid for by parents with bums li...
razzle-dazzle unhinged trump supporter tattoo
  06/19/18
You live next to train tracks you rat fuck.
Electric pocket flask
  06/19/18
you literally live on top of them
talking business firm dysfunction
  06/20/18
So what?
razzle-dazzle unhinged trump supporter tattoo
  06/21/18
ljlllll
Fighting coldplay fan
  06/21/18
Montclair is chill AF
Diverse pit pervert
  06/21/18
(shops at Envy by Melissa Gorga)
Fighting coldplay fan
  06/21/18
as long as you have a few basic things within a few minutes ...
Crystalline marvelous generalized bond
  06/19/18
There are suburbs that have real downtown areas with restaur...
razzle-dazzle unhinged trump supporter tattoo
  06/19/18
new jersey is a fucking pit dude
Crystalline marvelous generalized bond
  06/19/18
He knows, he lives there.
Fighting coldplay fan
  06/19/18
You love Jersey bro
Heady claret area
  06/19/18
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Vermilion coffee pot lay
  06/19/18
Some of the nicest suburbs happen to be in NJ. Just saying....
razzle-dazzle unhinged trump supporter tattoo
  06/19/18
KEARNY?? Lmfaoooo!!!
Fighting coldplay fan
  06/19/18
(only guy dumb enough to fall for the flame)
razzle-dazzle unhinged trump supporter tattoo
  06/19/18
TBF, it'd be totally realistic seeing you live in a place li...
Fighting coldplay fan
  06/19/18
Wait, is Irvington bad?
razzle-dazzle unhinged trump supporter tattoo
  06/19/18
Nah, it's prob where you get clients.
Fighting coldplay fan
  06/19/18
Clients?
razzle-dazzle unhinged trump supporter tattoo
  06/19/18
Yeah, clients. Your clients.
Fighting coldplay fan
  06/20/18
Ah, I get it. You think all lawyers are shitlawyers. No, I...
razzle-dazzle unhinged trump supporter tattoo
  06/20/18
Not all lawyers, it was just an assumption I made in your ca...
Fighting coldplay fan
  06/21/18
Oh wow, so witty!
razzle-dazzle unhinged trump supporter tattoo
  06/21/18
Uve been having a really bad time lately
flushed gaped really tough guy home
  06/21/18
who are you?
Fighting coldplay fan
  06/21/18
This
Trip maize tanning salon chad
  06/19/18
What’s the alternative if you aren’t mega rich?
Nubile Splenetic Friendly Grandma Point
  06/18/18
sounds like you need the vibrance of the inner city
Concupiscible mewling crotch
  06/18/18
please stay away
Hairraiser at-the-ready station
  06/18/18
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pearly disrespectful psychic
  06/18/18
Your kid goes to a decent school, you can afford a house tha...
Smoky embarrassed to the bone regret deer antler
  06/19/18
This. At some point in your life if you escape adolescence...
henna prole
  06/19/18
Really, the difference is kids & a wife. If I was singl...
Smoky embarrassed to the bone regret deer antler
  06/19/18
If I was single I’d have a boat, dirt bikes, and lots of oth...
henna prole
  06/19/18
Good point. Very good point. If I was single, I would need...
Smoky embarrassed to the bone regret deer antler
  06/19/18
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Know-it-all range
  06/19/18
This guy gets it.
Nubile Splenetic Friendly Grandma Point
  06/19/18
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Know-it-all range
  06/19/18
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Charismatic Misanthropic Marketing Idea
  06/20/18
Cr.
beta faggotry locus
  06/21/18
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hilarious cowardly turdskin
  06/21/18
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disgusting bawdyhouse mad-dog skullcap
  06/21/18
It’s a give and take. Instead of lifeless concrete and menac...
Talented school roommate
  06/19/18
I live in a suburb and I can walk to work and some good loca...
Smoky embarrassed to the bone regret deer antler
  06/19/18
"how is this not hell?" the jew asked watching a f...
peach orchestra pit
  06/19/18
op assumes you don't have a family or are one of the latchke...
aphrodisiac temple wagecucks
  06/19/18
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  06/19/18
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Thriller site internal respiration
  06/19/18
absolutely devastating
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overrated stimulating office factory reset button
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Heady claret area
  06/19/18
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razzle-dazzle unhinged trump supporter tattoo
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hateful greedy stock car
  06/20/18
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180 bonkers ceo
  06/21/18
There are good suburbs and there are bad suburbs. Good subur...
Curious Alpha
  06/19/18
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hilarious cowardly turdskin
  06/21/18
(thingdoer)
canary razzle parlour
  06/19/18
What about the story about the family on a street that kept ...
Fighting coldplay fan
  06/19/18
link?
supple juggernaut travel guidebook
  06/19/18
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-california-hostages/thirt...
Trip maize tanning salon chad
  06/19/18
Yeah I could never live in the suburbs. Too boring. I thin...
Arousing indigo lodge
  06/19/18
doesn't making this same poast over and over get old after a...
Crystalline marvelous generalized bond
  06/19/18
WTF are you talking about when you say “vibrantly cultural s...
Irradiated black depressive
  06/19/18
lol
Fishy Vibrant New Version
  06/21/18
LOL
beta faggotry locus
  06/21/18
blacks sell heroin in the burbs too.
milky beady-eyed yarmulke
  06/19/18
it's just not the same nodding off in the upstairs bathroom ...
pearl cocky church private investor
  06/19/18
*nods out on sofa with blackout curtains drawn while vibrant...
Concupiscible mewling crotch
  06/19/18
Sounds like my ideal Friday night, honestly.
Stirring Sepia Step-uncle's House
  06/19/18
I haven't done drugs in a year. I -GASP- meant doing fun th...
Arousing indigo lodge
  06/19/18
Why did you stop?
henna prole
  06/21/18
she is a quitter and a loser
overrated stimulating office factory reset button
  06/21/18
lol, she truly can't stick to anything, can she?
razzle-dazzle unhinged trump supporter tattoo
  06/21/18
What does it matter after you have kids?
lime adventurous institution toilet seat
  06/20/18
With the exception of the downtown cores of sf, la, and sd, ...
Stirring Sepia Step-uncle's House
  06/19/18
Suburbs are the ultimate GC $cam
Trip maize tanning salon chad
  06/19/18
Explain how living in an urban environment with far higher t...
razzle-dazzle unhinged trump supporter tattoo
  06/19/18
(in-fill developer)
Ultramarine Histrionic Dingle Berry Base
  06/20/18
anything to avoid niggers
slate bossy address
  06/19/18
boring but way less stressful
Elite startling therapy
  06/19/18
near-in suburbs are credited as fuck.
drab contagious knife kitchen
  06/19/18
ITT: massive assburgers
brilliant center fat ankles
  06/20/18
Grew up in a nice suburb (every lived on a half acre with Wo...
rose coiffed gas station round eye
  06/20/18
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Fluffy Water Buffalo
  06/20/18
Anybody from a good background was raised in the suburbs.
Irradiated black depressive
  06/20/18
Egregious flame.
Fighting coldplay fan
  06/21/18
Urban areas were hell holes in the 70s/80s/early 90s. Not a...
crimson old irish cottage
  06/21/18
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hilarious cowardly turdskin
  06/21/18
Cities (in particular NYC) are great, even with kids, if you...
crimson old irish cottage
  06/21/18
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Arousing indigo lodge
  06/21/18
IOW, if you can afford a large rowhouse and private school, ...
razzle-dazzle unhinged trump supporter tattoo
  06/21/18
Rowhouse? lol Try townhouse.
Fighting coldplay fan
  06/21/18
It is the same thing in NYC. I hate using townhouse because...
razzle-dazzle unhinged trump supporter tattoo
  06/21/18
it's used incorrectly in those areas imo. a town house is...
drunken public bath
  06/21/18
The overwhelming majority of usage in this country is your n...
razzle-dazzle unhinged trump supporter tattoo
  06/21/18
i feel you, just pointing out that the wider usage is comple...
drunken public bath
  06/21/18
It is incorrect insofar as they have hijacked the term which...
razzle-dazzle unhinged trump supporter tattoo
  06/21/18
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drunken public bath
  06/21/18
The lack of any civic orgs out in the suburbs to join makes ...
hilarious cowardly turdskin
  06/21/18
You have to drive to buy something as simple as chap stick. ...
Fighting coldplay fan
  06/21/18
bro you just get a car and drive places. It's not hard.
rose coiffed gas station round eye
  06/21/18
The urban manlet is a strange species.
disgusting bawdyhouse mad-dog skullcap
  06/21/18
Meh, interesting people are interesting. Non-interesting peo...
drunken public bath
  06/21/18
Hey Rowan how have you been didn’t know you still posted
crimson old irish cottage
  06/21/18
I'm great. Hey does Killuminati still poast? Would love to h...
drunken public bath
  06/21/18


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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Fighting coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262938)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: milky beady-eyed yarmulke

when you're drunk, doing lines and popping percocets, driving is more fun with less traffic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262944)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: Fighting coldplay fan

(soccer mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262957)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: motley ruddy main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262963)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Chest-beating slap-happy school cafeteria

They are. That’s why people get drunk and stoned all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262949)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: milky beady-eyed yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262959)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: Fighting coldplay fan

Suburbs literally require drug use for entertainment. American Dream!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262960)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: motley ruddy main people

(((Upset)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262966)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Buff Market Kitty Cat

true. nobody really gets drunk and/or stoned in a place like nyc. too much to do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262967)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: milky beady-eyed yarmulke

nobody gets stoned in mfh, too much opera.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262969)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:02 PM
Author: motley ruddy main people

Too drunk after the ballet to do anything eles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262973)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:02 PM
Author: milky beady-eyed yarmulke

drunk with the sights and sounds of such a vibrant, international hub.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262978)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:03 PM
Author: motley ruddy main people

The roundabouts and rodents!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262981)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:06 PM
Author: Buff Market Kitty Cat

I’m waitin for my man

two tickets to Hamilton in his hand

up to Lexington 125

feel full and flirty, more wellbred than alive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36263002)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:07 PM
Author: milky beady-eyed yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36263006)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: fuchsia exciting nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266014)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: peach orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271162)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Dashing violet native hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273155)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Insanely creepy background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273253)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:01 AM
Author: Charismatic Misanthropic Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275875)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Lilac spot

It's cheap as fuck so it feels like you're twice as rich, house is bigger, car is nicer, girls more cheerful and less time on the kike cock carousel, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262968)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:08 PM
Author: nighttime shrine weed whacker

inner suburbs can be CR, basically all the restaurants and shit of a city but safer

outer suburbs where it's just blocks upon blocks of houses with no businesses? that's my vision of hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36263015)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle unhinged trump supporter tattoo

tcr and totally agreed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266033)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: Fighting coldplay fan

(justifying his hellish suburban life in Montclair)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266082)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:22 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle unhinged trump supporter tattoo

(guy living in an apartment paid for by parents with bums living outside his door and the constant smell of piss and trash in the summer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270870)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:32 AM
Author: Electric pocket flask

You live next to train tracks you rat fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271291)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: talking business firm dysfunction

you literally live on top of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275957)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle unhinged trump supporter tattoo

So what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283969)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: Fighting coldplay fan

ljlllll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284172)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: Diverse pit pervert

Montclair is chill AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284127)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: Fighting coldplay fan

(shops at Envy by Melissa Gorga)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284176)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:38 AM
Author: Crystalline marvelous generalized bond

as long as you have a few basic things within a few minutes you're good. living in the actual boonies where it's 25-30 minutes to get to a grocery store is when it starts to suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270954)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle unhinged trump supporter tattoo

There are suburbs that have real downtown areas with restaurants and stores where you actually can spend an evening and enjoy yourself. Millburn, Summit, Maplewood, Morristown, Montclair, etc. are good examples of this. That's a big step above "a store or two so you can get the basics nearby" in terms of lifestyle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271102)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:42 AM
Author: Crystalline marvelous generalized bond

new jersey is a fucking pit dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271326)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: Fighting coldplay fan

He knows, he lives there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273136)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: Heady claret area

You love Jersey bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273175)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Vermilion coffee pot lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273246)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle unhinged trump supporter tattoo

Some of the nicest suburbs happen to be in NJ. Just saying. Also Kearny. I got a great value!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273323)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 5:36 PM
Author: Fighting coldplay fan

KEARNY?? Lmfaoooo!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273775)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 5:43 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle unhinged trump supporter tattoo

(only guy dumb enough to fall for the flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273808)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:39 PM
Author: Fighting coldplay fan

TBF, it'd be totally realistic seeing you live in a place like this, and in reality you're probably just over in MAPLEHOOD staring at Jersey 7s at Baker Street Yoga, looking down at places like Kearny while your car gets burglarized by Irvington trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275392)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:42 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle unhinged trump supporter tattoo

Wait, is Irvington bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275418)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: Fighting coldplay fan

Nah, it's prob where you get clients.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275451)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:50 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle unhinged trump supporter tattoo

Clients?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275820)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: Fighting coldplay fan

Yeah, clients. Your clients.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36277660)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle unhinged trump supporter tattoo

Ah, I get it. You think all lawyers are shitlawyers. No, I'm in-house counsel at a large company. I have exactly 1 client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36279931)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:41 AM
Author: Fighting coldplay fan

Not all lawyers, it was just an assumption I made in your case judging by the aggregate content of your poasting. Only can go by what I see on here bro!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283229)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:50 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle unhinged trump supporter tattoo

Oh wow, so witty!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283556)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: flushed gaped really tough guy home

Uve been having a really bad time lately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283583)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:58 AM
Author: Fighting coldplay fan

who are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283592)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:48 PM
Author: Trip maize tanning salon chad

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274116)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: Nubile Splenetic Friendly Grandma Point

What’s the alternative if you aren’t mega rich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266023)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: Concupiscible mewling crotch

sounds like you need the vibrance of the inner city

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266088)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Hairraiser at-the-ready station

please stay away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266089)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:57 PM
Author: pearly disrespectful psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266103)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: Smoky embarrassed to the bone regret deer antler

Your kid goes to a decent school, you can afford a house that you'll enjoy living in with a yard. Your neighbors are generally working people like you. Backyard BBQ's, beers with the neighbors, weekend pool parties, a den to watch football every Saturday and Sunday in the fall. No shortage of decent dudes who want to go fishing or golfing to get away from their kids.

If you're UMC, what better life is there? Does that artisan coffee shop mean that much to your life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270907)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: henna prole

This. At some point in your life if you escape adolescence, you want a nice, quiet, safe place to raise your kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270966)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:12 AM
Author: Smoky embarrassed to the bone regret deer antler

Really, the difference is kids & a wife. If I was single, I would be happy living in squalor in a great location. That 900 sq. ft. flat is going to look pretty crappy with toys all over the floor and kids drawing on the exposed brick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271172)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: henna prole

If I was single I’d have a boat, dirt bikes, and lots of other toys that would need a big garage. I’d still be in the burbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271183)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:46 AM
Author: Smoky embarrassed to the bone regret deer antler

Good point. Very good point. If I was single, I would need a Jacuzzi as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271345)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: Know-it-all range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271286)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Nubile Splenetic Friendly Grandma Point

This guy gets it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271228)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: Know-it-all range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271287)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:01 AM
Author: Charismatic Misanthropic Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275877)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: beta faggotry locus

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283521)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: hilarious cowardly turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284078)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: disgusting bawdyhouse mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284211)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: Talented school roommate

It’s a give and take. Instead of lifeless concrete and menacing minorities you have backyards and pools. Instead of convenient bars and stores you have to drive a little bit. Most suburbs aren’t that far away from museums, concert venues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270961)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:48 AM
Author: Smoky embarrassed to the bone regret deer antler

I live in a suburb and I can walk to work and some good local bars. Just sayin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271353)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: peach orchestra pit

"how is this not hell?" the jew asked watching a father and son playing catch in their front lawn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271144)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: aphrodisiac temple wagecucks

op assumes you don't have a family or are one of the latchkey kids being abandoned in said suburbs for 6 hours a day, and he's correct, it is hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271157)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: Saffron provocative quadroon windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271213)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: Thriller site internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271309)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Carmine cerebral hall cuckold

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271329)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: Laughsome haunting french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273125)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: overrated stimulating office factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273134)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: Heady claret area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273324)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle unhinged trump supporter tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274098)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: Jet Swashbuckling Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274103)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:22 AM
Author: hateful greedy stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275978)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: 180 bonkers ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284378)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: Curious Alpha

There are good suburbs and there are bad suburbs. Good suburbs are much, much nicer than urban living. Good suburbs have nice houses, with wooded lots and meandering roads, good schools districts, reasonable commutes to the city, and have nice little village towns nearby. Bad suburbs have cookie cutter/tract housing, hellish traffic, etc. You can’t paint “suburbs” with a broad brush. That would be like call comparing Minneapolis to San Fran.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271156)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: hilarious cowardly turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284094)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: canary razzle parlour

(thingdoer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271219)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: Fighting coldplay fan

What about the story about the family on a street that kept the kids in chains in the house all day and no one even knew about it? LJL at the suburbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271248)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: supple juggernaut travel guidebook

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271315)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:50 PM
Author: Trip maize tanning salon chad

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-california-hostages/thirteen-siblings-found-chained-in-california-home-parents-charged-idUSKBN1F42PB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274125)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:42 AM
Author: Arousing indigo lodge

Yeah I could never live in the suburbs. Too boring. I think a lot of posters just don't really prioritize social stuff but I could never live somewhere where there isn't good nightlife and a vibrant cultural scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271325)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Crystalline marvelous generalized bond

doesn't making this same poast over and over get old after a while?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271334)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: Irradiated black depressive

WTF are you talking about when you say “vibrantly cultural scene?” Do you go outside and play steel drums with Rastafarians every day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273117)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:57 AM
Author: Fishy Vibrant New Version

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283270)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: beta faggotry locus

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284100)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: milky beady-eyed yarmulke

blacks sell heroin in the burbs too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273147)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: pearl cocky church private investor

it's just not the same nodding off in the upstairs bathroom of a 4bd/3ba on a well-manicured quarter acre.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273151)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: Concupiscible mewling crotch

*nods out on sofa with blackout curtains drawn while vibrant street scene occurs outside*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273152)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: Stirring Sepia Step-uncle's House

Sounds like my ideal Friday night, honestly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273166)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Arousing indigo lodge

I haven't done drugs in a year. I -GASP- meant doing fun things with other people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273313)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: henna prole

Why did you stop?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283471)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:02 AM
Author: overrated stimulating office factory reset button

she is a quitter and a loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283956)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle unhinged trump supporter tattoo

lol, she truly can't stick to anything, can she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283980)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: lime adventurous institution toilet seat

What does it matter after you have kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36280072)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Stirring Sepia Step-uncle's House

With the exception of the downtown cores of sf, la, and sd, all Californian metro areas are just sprawling suburbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273160)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: Trip maize tanning salon chad

Suburbs are the ultimate GC $cam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274128)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle unhinged trump supporter tattoo

Explain how living in an urban environment with far higher taxes, an environment that is ideal for working all the time and having no family but with a ton of options for consumption, living in a small but expensive shoebox apartment managed by a professional corp, is more of a GC scam than having a large house that you don't share, land that you actually own, clean air, and an environment that encourages you to have a family, all for less money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275278)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:34 AM
Author: Ultramarine Histrionic Dingle Berry Base

(in-fill developer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36276027)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:43 PM
Author: slate bossy address

anything to avoid niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275422)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: Elite startling therapy

boring but way less stressful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275463)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:59 PM
Author: drab contagious knife kitchen

near-in suburbs are credited as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275870)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: brilliant center fat ankles

ITT: massive assburgers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275969)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: rose coiffed gas station round eye

Grew up in a nice suburb (every lived on a half acre with Woods and grass), everyones Dad was a doctor or lawyer, etc. Could explore woods with our dogs all day, adventures all the time. Daily sports games (football, baseball) with kids in the cul de sac. It ruled.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275974)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: Fluffy Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36280012)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: Irradiated black depressive

Anybody from a good background was raised in the suburbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36280176)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: Fighting coldplay fan

Egregious flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283236)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:56 AM
Author: crimson old irish cottage

Urban areas were hell holes in the 70s/80s/early 90s. Not a relevant comparison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283262)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: hilarious cowardly turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284118)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:57 AM
Author: crimson old irish cottage

Cities (in particular NYC) are great, even with kids, if you can afford them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283268)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:27 AM
Author: Arousing indigo lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283417)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle unhinged trump supporter tattoo

IOW, if you can afford a large rowhouse and private school, and also have a house or will rent one in the Hamptons or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283948)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: Fighting coldplay fan

Rowhouse? lol

Try townhouse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283968)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle unhinged trump supporter tattoo

It is the same thing in NYC. I hate using townhouse because it has a different meaning for non-urban areas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283972)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: drunken public bath

it's used incorrectly in those areas imo.

a town house is an attached home IN TOWN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284201)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:43 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle unhinged trump supporter tattoo

The overwhelming majority of usage in this country is your non-preferred usage (because most people don't live in cities). At which point it makes more sense to use a term that is synonymous and without the connotations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284219)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: drunken public bath

i feel you, just pointing out that the wider usage is completely incorrect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284261)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle unhinged trump supporter tattoo

It is incorrect insofar as they have hijacked the term which originated from your preferred usage. But if you ask most Americans what you think of when you hear the word "townhome", they will not describe an urban rowhouse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284346)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: drunken public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284380)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: hilarious cowardly turdskin

The lack of any civic orgs out in the suburbs to join makes the whole place feel like a land of zombies. You see people walking around but there is no way to interact.

Also their lack of public transit makes getting around 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284170)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Fighting coldplay fan

You have to drive to buy something as simple as chap stick. Outside urban living or super compact suburban town with walkable downtown/city access, everything else seems shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284186)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: rose coiffed gas station round eye

bro you just get a car and drive places. It's not hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284323)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: disgusting bawdyhouse mad-dog skullcap

The urban manlet is a strange species.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284212)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: drunken public bath

Meh, interesting people are interesting. Non-interesting people are not. You find some of each in every area.

To the extent urbanites say people in the suburbs are boring, it's usually because the people in the suburbs have a lot more family commitments.

It's not like everyone in MFH is more interesting because they go out to a bunch of restaurants and pubs all the time.

Personally I'd find a man with a home wood-working shop more interesting than an urbanite who just goes out to eat and drinks at bars all the time like everyone else there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284397)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: crimson old irish cottage

Hey Rowan how have you been didn’t know you still posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284488)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:19 PM
Author: drunken public bath

I'm great. Hey does Killuminati still poast? Would love to hit him up...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284502)