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I don't get it. How are the suburbs not soul-crushingly boring?

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Pea-brained maize dog poop
  06/17/18
when you're drunk, doing lines and popping percocets, drivin...
soul-stirring slap-happy fat ankles principal's office
  06/17/18
(soccer mom)
Pea-brained maize dog poop
  06/17/18
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salmon selfie
  06/17/18
They are. That’s why people get drunk and stoned all the tim...
Cordovan coiffed office
  06/17/18
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soul-stirring slap-happy fat ankles principal's office
  06/17/18
Suburbs literally require drug use for entertainment. Americ...
Pea-brained maize dog poop
  06/17/18
(((Upset)))
salmon selfie
  06/17/18
true. nobody really gets drunk and/or stoned in a place like...
Green pit
  06/17/18
nobody gets stoned in mfh, too much opera.
soul-stirring slap-happy fat ankles principal's office
  06/17/18
Too drunk after the ballet to do anything eles
salmon selfie
  06/17/18
drunk with the sights and sounds of such a vibrant, internat...
soul-stirring slap-happy fat ankles principal's office
  06/17/18
The roundabouts and rodents!
salmon selfie
  06/17/18
I’m waitin for my man two tickets to Hamilton in his hand ...
Green pit
  06/17/18
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Sticky Whorehouse Hairy Legs
  06/20/18
It's cheap as fuck so it feels like you're twice as rich, ho...
impertinent laughsome pervert
  06/17/18
inner suburbs can be CR, basically all the restaurants and s...
provocative nursing home wagecucks
  06/17/18
tcr and totally agreed.
bearded address liquid oxygen
  06/18/18
(justifying his hellish suburban life in Montclair)
Pea-brained maize dog poop
  06/18/18
(guy living in an apartment paid for by parents with bums li...
bearded address liquid oxygen
  06/19/18
You live next to train tracks you rat fuck.
burgundy violent cumskin regret
  06/19/18
you literally live on top of them
Histrionic stock car turdskin
  06/20/18
So what?
bearded address liquid oxygen
  06/21/18
ljlllll
Pea-brained maize dog poop
  06/21/18
Montclair is chill AF
clear multi-colored school lettuce
  06/21/18
(shops at Envy by Melissa Gorga)
Pea-brained maize dog poop
  06/21/18
as long as you have a few basic things within a few minutes ...
Insanely Creepy Amber Pozpig
  06/19/18
There are suburbs that have real downtown areas with restaur...
bearded address liquid oxygen
  06/19/18
new jersey is a fucking pit dude
Insanely Creepy Amber Pozpig
  06/19/18
He knows, he lives there.
Pea-brained maize dog poop
  06/19/18
You love Jersey bro
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  06/19/18
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Glittery Crotch Sanctuary
  06/19/18
Some of the nicest suburbs happen to be in NJ. Just saying....
bearded address liquid oxygen
  06/19/18
KEARNY?? Lmfaoooo!!!
Pea-brained maize dog poop
  06/19/18
(only guy dumb enough to fall for the flame)
bearded address liquid oxygen
  06/19/18
TBF, it'd be totally realistic seeing you live in a place li...
Pea-brained maize dog poop
  06/19/18
Wait, is Irvington bad?
bearded address liquid oxygen
  06/19/18
Nah, it's prob where you get clients.
Pea-brained maize dog poop
  06/19/18
Clients?
bearded address liquid oxygen
  06/19/18
Yeah, clients. Your clients.
Pea-brained maize dog poop
  06/20/18
Ah, I get it. You think all lawyers are shitlawyers. No, I...
bearded address liquid oxygen
  06/20/18
Not all lawyers, it was just an assumption I made in your ca...
Pea-brained maize dog poop
  06/21/18
Oh wow, so witty!
bearded address liquid oxygen
  06/21/18
Uve been having a really bad time lately
twisted big locus mad cow disease
  06/21/18
who are you?
Pea-brained maize dog poop
  06/21/18
This
tripping snowy gay wizard
  06/19/18
What’s the alternative if you aren’t mega rich?
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  06/18/18
sounds like you need the vibrance of the inner city
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  06/18/18
please stay away
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  06/18/18
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Aggressive heady base
  06/18/18
Your kid goes to a decent school, you can afford a house tha...
geriatric hideous kitty
  06/19/18
This. At some point in your life if you escape adolescence...
irradiated corn cake
  06/19/18
Really, the difference is kids & a wife. If I was singl...
geriatric hideous kitty
  06/19/18
If I was single I’d have a boat, dirt bikes, and lots of oth...
irradiated corn cake
  06/19/18
Good point. Very good point. If I was single, I would need...
geriatric hideous kitty
  06/19/18
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olive temple fortuitous meteor
  06/19/18
This guy gets it.
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  06/19/18
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Sticky Whorehouse Hairy Legs
  06/20/18
Cr.
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  06/21/18
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  06/21/18
It’s a give and take. Instead of lifeless concrete and menac...
Thriller newt
  06/19/18
I live in a suburb and I can walk to work and some good loca...
geriatric hideous kitty
  06/19/18
"how is this not hell?" the jew asked watching a f...
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  06/19/18
op assumes you don't have a family or are one of the latchke...
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  06/19/18
absolutely devastating
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bearded address liquid oxygen
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Onyx Marketing Idea Senate
  06/21/18
There are good suburbs and there are bad suburbs. Good subur...
odious home
  06/19/18
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Titillating business firm skinny woman
  06/21/18
(thingdoer)
Citrine cocky nowag international law enforcement agency
  06/19/18
What about the story about the family on a street that kept ...
Pea-brained maize dog poop
  06/19/18
link?
sooty brethren
  06/19/18
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-california-hostages/thirt...
tripping snowy gay wizard
  06/19/18
Yeah I could never live in the suburbs. Too boring. I thin...
aromatic adulterous sweet tailpipe police squad
  06/19/18
doesn't making this same poast over and over get old after a...
Insanely Creepy Amber Pozpig
  06/19/18
WTF are you talking about when you say “vibrantly cultural s...
splenetic amethyst shrine
  06/19/18
lol
Pontificating Carmine Native
  06/21/18
LOL
Harsh death wish school cafeteria
  06/21/18
blacks sell heroin in the burbs too.
soul-stirring slap-happy fat ankles principal's office
  06/19/18
it's just not the same nodding off in the upstairs bathroom ...
grizzly costumed property potus
  06/19/18
*nods out on sofa with blackout curtains drawn while vibrant...
nighttime scourge upon the earth prole
  06/19/18
Sounds like my ideal Friday night, honestly.
emerald point
  06/19/18
I haven't done drugs in a year. I -GASP- meant doing fun th...
aromatic adulterous sweet tailpipe police squad
  06/19/18
Why did you stop?
irradiated corn cake
  06/21/18
she is a quitter and a loser
brindle immigrant spot
  06/21/18
lol, she truly can't stick to anything, can she?
bearded address liquid oxygen
  06/21/18
What does it matter after you have kids?
Trip bat-shit-crazy headpube wrinkle
  06/20/18
With the exception of the downtown cores of sf, la, and sd, ...
emerald point
  06/19/18
Suburbs are the ultimate GC $cam
tripping snowy gay wizard
  06/19/18
Explain how living in an urban environment with far higher t...
bearded address liquid oxygen
  06/19/18
(in-fill developer)
rough-skinned space goal in life
  06/20/18
anything to avoid niggers
Naked stead
  06/19/18
boring but way less stressful
diverse yarmulke
  06/19/18
near-in suburbs are credited as fuck.
stirring pink gas station idiot
  06/19/18
ITT: massive assburgers
Arousing coral stage
  06/20/18
Grew up in a nice suburb (every lived on a half acre with Wo...
zippy canary useless brakes
  06/20/18
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self-absorbed rigpig
  06/20/18
Anybody from a good background was raised in the suburbs.
splenetic amethyst shrine
  06/20/18
Egregious flame.
Pea-brained maize dog poop
  06/21/18
Urban areas were hell holes in the 70s/80s/early 90s. Not a...
Garnet Alpha Volcanic Crater
  06/21/18
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Titillating business firm skinny woman
  06/21/18
Cities (in particular NYC) are great, even with kids, if you...
Garnet Alpha Volcanic Crater
  06/21/18
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aromatic adulterous sweet tailpipe police squad
  06/21/18
IOW, if you can afford a large rowhouse and private school, ...
bearded address liquid oxygen
  06/21/18
Rowhouse? lol Try townhouse.
Pea-brained maize dog poop
  06/21/18
It is the same thing in NYC. I hate using townhouse because...
bearded address liquid oxygen
  06/21/18
it's used incorrectly in those areas imo. a town house is...
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  06/21/18
The overwhelming majority of usage in this country is your n...
bearded address liquid oxygen
  06/21/18
i feel you, just pointing out that the wider usage is comple...
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It is incorrect insofar as they have hijacked the term which...
bearded address liquid oxygen
  06/21/18
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Aphrodisiac Ultramarine Athletic Conference Trailer Park
  06/21/18
The lack of any civic orgs out in the suburbs to join makes ...
Titillating business firm skinny woman
  06/21/18
You have to drive to buy something as simple as chap stick. ...
Pea-brained maize dog poop
  06/21/18
bro you just get a car and drive places. It's not hard.
zippy canary useless brakes
  06/21/18
The urban manlet is a strange species.
Talented filthy tanning salon
  06/21/18
Meh, interesting people are interesting. Non-interesting peo...
Aphrodisiac Ultramarine Athletic Conference Trailer Park
  06/21/18
Hey Rowan how have you been didn’t know you still posted
Garnet Alpha Volcanic Crater
  06/21/18
I'm great. Hey does Killuminati still poast? Would love to h...
Aphrodisiac Ultramarine Athletic Conference Trailer Park
  06/21/18


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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Pea-brained maize dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262938)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: soul-stirring slap-happy fat ankles principal's office

when you're drunk, doing lines and popping percocets, driving is more fun with less traffic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262944)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: Pea-brained maize dog poop

(soccer mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262957)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: salmon selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262963)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Cordovan coiffed office

They are. That’s why people get drunk and stoned all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262949)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: soul-stirring slap-happy fat ankles principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262959)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: Pea-brained maize dog poop

Suburbs literally require drug use for entertainment. American Dream!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262960)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: salmon selfie

(((Upset)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262966)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Green pit

true. nobody really gets drunk and/or stoned in a place like nyc. too much to do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262967)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: soul-stirring slap-happy fat ankles principal's office

nobody gets stoned in mfh, too much opera.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262969)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:02 PM
Author: salmon selfie

Too drunk after the ballet to do anything eles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262973)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:02 PM
Author: soul-stirring slap-happy fat ankles principal's office

drunk with the sights and sounds of such a vibrant, international hub.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262978)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:03 PM
Author: salmon selfie

The roundabouts and rodents!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262981)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:06 PM
Author: Green pit

I’m waitin for my man

two tickets to Hamilton in his hand

up to Lexington 125

feel full and flirty, more wellbred than alive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36263002)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:07 PM
Author: soul-stirring slap-happy fat ankles principal's office



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle plum university half-breed



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: purple den mediation



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: razzle disturbing messiness



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: charcoal learning disabled jap bbw



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:01 AM
Author: Sticky Whorehouse Hairy Legs



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: impertinent laughsome pervert

It's cheap as fuck so it feels like you're twice as rich, house is bigger, car is nicer, girls more cheerful and less time on the kike cock carousel, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262968)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:08 PM
Author: provocative nursing home wagecucks

inner suburbs can be CR, basically all the restaurants and shit of a city but safer

outer suburbs where it's just blocks upon blocks of houses with no businesses? that's my vision of hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36263015)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: bearded address liquid oxygen

tcr and totally agreed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266033)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: Pea-brained maize dog poop

(justifying his hellish suburban life in Montclair)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266082)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:22 AM
Author: bearded address liquid oxygen

(guy living in an apartment paid for by parents with bums living outside his door and the constant smell of piss and trash in the summer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270870)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:32 AM
Author: burgundy violent cumskin regret

You live next to train tracks you rat fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271291)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: Histrionic stock car turdskin

you literally live on top of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275957)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: bearded address liquid oxygen

So what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283969)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: Pea-brained maize dog poop

ljlllll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284172)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: clear multi-colored school lettuce

Montclair is chill AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284127)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: Pea-brained maize dog poop

(shops at Envy by Melissa Gorga)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284176)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:38 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Amber Pozpig

as long as you have a few basic things within a few minutes you're good. living in the actual boonies where it's 25-30 minutes to get to a grocery store is when it starts to suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270954)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: bearded address liquid oxygen

There are suburbs that have real downtown areas with restaurants and stores where you actually can spend an evening and enjoy yourself. Millburn, Summit, Maplewood, Morristown, Montclair, etc. are good examples of this. That's a big step above "a store or two so you can get the basics nearby" in terms of lifestyle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271102)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:42 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Amber Pozpig

new jersey is a fucking pit dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271326)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: Pea-brained maize dog poop

He knows, he lives there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273136)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: dull mewling circlehead nibblets

You love Jersey bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273175)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Glittery Crotch Sanctuary



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: bearded address liquid oxygen

Some of the nicest suburbs happen to be in NJ. Just saying. Also Kearny. I got a great value!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273323)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 5:36 PM
Author: Pea-brained maize dog poop

KEARNY?? Lmfaoooo!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273775)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 5:43 PM
Author: bearded address liquid oxygen

(only guy dumb enough to fall for the flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273808)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:39 PM
Author: Pea-brained maize dog poop

TBF, it'd be totally realistic seeing you live in a place like this, and in reality you're probably just over in MAPLEHOOD staring at Jersey 7s at Baker Street Yoga, looking down at places like Kearny while your car gets burglarized by Irvington trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275392)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:42 PM
Author: bearded address liquid oxygen

Wait, is Irvington bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275418)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: Pea-brained maize dog poop

Nah, it's prob where you get clients.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275451)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:50 PM
Author: bearded address liquid oxygen

Clients?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275820)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: Pea-brained maize dog poop

Yeah, clients. Your clients.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36277660)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: bearded address liquid oxygen

Ah, I get it. You think all lawyers are shitlawyers. No, I'm in-house counsel at a large company. I have exactly 1 client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36279931)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:41 AM
Author: Pea-brained maize dog poop

Not all lawyers, it was just an assumption I made in your case judging by the aggregate content of your poasting. Only can go by what I see on here bro!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283229)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:50 AM
Author: bearded address liquid oxygen

Oh wow, so witty!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283556)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: twisted big locus mad cow disease

Uve been having a really bad time lately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283583)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:58 AM
Author: Pea-brained maize dog poop

who are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283592)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:48 PM
Author: tripping snowy gay wizard

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274116)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: ocher appetizing hospital multi-billionaire

What’s the alternative if you aren’t mega rich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266023)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: nighttime scourge upon the earth prole

sounds like you need the vibrance of the inner city

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266088)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: flatulent dun site

please stay away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266089)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:57 PM
Author: Aggressive heady base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266103)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: geriatric hideous kitty

Your kid goes to a decent school, you can afford a house that you'll enjoy living in with a yard. Your neighbors are generally working people like you. Backyard BBQ's, beers with the neighbors, weekend pool parties, a den to watch football every Saturday and Sunday in the fall. No shortage of decent dudes who want to go fishing or golfing to get away from their kids.

If you're UMC, what better life is there? Does that artisan coffee shop mean that much to your life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270907)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: irradiated corn cake

This. At some point in your life if you escape adolescence, you want a nice, quiet, safe place to raise your kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270966)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:12 AM
Author: geriatric hideous kitty

Really, the difference is kids & a wife. If I was single, I would be happy living in squalor in a great location. That 900 sq. ft. flat is going to look pretty crappy with toys all over the floor and kids drawing on the exposed brick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271172)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: irradiated corn cake

If I was single I’d have a boat, dirt bikes, and lots of other toys that would need a big garage. I’d still be in the burbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271183)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:46 AM
Author: geriatric hideous kitty

Good point. Very good point. If I was single, I would need a Jacuzzi as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271345)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: olive temple fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271286)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: ocher appetizing hospital multi-billionaire

This guy gets it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271228)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: olive temple fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271287)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:01 AM
Author: Sticky Whorehouse Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275877)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Harsh death wish school cafeteria

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283521)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: Titillating business firm skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284078)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: Talented filthy tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284211)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: Thriller newt

It’s a give and take. Instead of lifeless concrete and menacing minorities you have backyards and pools. Instead of convenient bars and stores you have to drive a little bit. Most suburbs aren’t that far away from museums, concert venues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270961)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:48 AM
Author: geriatric hideous kitty

I live in a suburb and I can walk to work and some good local bars. Just sayin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271353)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: purple den mediation

"how is this not hell?" the jew asked watching a father and son playing catch in their front lawn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271144)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: swashbuckling trump supporter chapel

op assumes you don't have a family or are one of the latchkey kids being abandoned in said suburbs for 6 hours a day, and he's correct, it is hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271157)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: Iridescent Submissive Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271213)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: Dark Stain Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271309)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: excitant mustard institution internal respiration

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271329)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: Cracking milky plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273125)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: brindle immigrant spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273134)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: dull mewling circlehead nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273324)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: bearded address liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274098)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: Sepia Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274103)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:22 AM
Author: Crystalline Contagious Locale National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275978)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Onyx Marketing Idea Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284378)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: odious home

There are good suburbs and there are bad suburbs. Good suburbs are much, much nicer than urban living. Good suburbs have nice houses, with wooded lots and meandering roads, good schools districts, reasonable commutes to the city, and have nice little village towns nearby. Bad suburbs have cookie cutter/tract housing, hellish traffic, etc. You can’t paint “suburbs” with a broad brush. That would be like call comparing Minneapolis to San Fran.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271156)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Titillating business firm skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284094)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: Citrine cocky nowag international law enforcement agency

(thingdoer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271219)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: Pea-brained maize dog poop

What about the story about the family on a street that kept the kids in chains in the house all day and no one even knew about it? LJL at the suburbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271248)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: sooty brethren

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271315)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:50 PM
Author: tripping snowy gay wizard

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-california-hostages/thirteen-siblings-found-chained-in-california-home-parents-charged-idUSKBN1F42PB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274125)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:42 AM
Author: aromatic adulterous sweet tailpipe police squad

Yeah I could never live in the suburbs. Too boring. I think a lot of posters just don't really prioritize social stuff but I could never live somewhere where there isn't good nightlife and a vibrant cultural scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271325)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Amber Pozpig

doesn't making this same poast over and over get old after a while?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271334)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: splenetic amethyst shrine

WTF are you talking about when you say “vibrantly cultural scene?” Do you go outside and play steel drums with Rastafarians every day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273117)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:57 AM
Author: Pontificating Carmine Native

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283270)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: Harsh death wish school cafeteria

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284100)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: soul-stirring slap-happy fat ankles principal's office

blacks sell heroin in the burbs too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273147)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: grizzly costumed property potus

it's just not the same nodding off in the upstairs bathroom of a 4bd/3ba on a well-manicured quarter acre.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273151)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: nighttime scourge upon the earth prole

*nods out on sofa with blackout curtains drawn while vibrant street scene occurs outside*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273152)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: emerald point

Sounds like my ideal Friday night, honestly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273166)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: aromatic adulterous sweet tailpipe police squad

I haven't done drugs in a year. I -GASP- meant doing fun things with other people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273313)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: irradiated corn cake

Why did you stop?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283471)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:02 AM
Author: brindle immigrant spot

she is a quitter and a loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283956)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: bearded address liquid oxygen

lol, she truly can't stick to anything, can she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283980)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: Trip bat-shit-crazy headpube wrinkle

What does it matter after you have kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36280072)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: emerald point

With the exception of the downtown cores of sf, la, and sd, all Californian metro areas are just sprawling suburbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273160)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: tripping snowy gay wizard

Suburbs are the ultimate GC $cam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274128)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: bearded address liquid oxygen

Explain how living in an urban environment with far higher taxes, an environment that is ideal for working all the time and having no family but with a ton of options for consumption, living in a small but expensive shoebox apartment managed by a professional corp, is more of a GC scam than having a large house that you don't share, land that you actually own, clean air, and an environment that encourages you to have a family, all for less money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275278)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:34 AM
Author: rough-skinned space goal in life

(in-fill developer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36276027)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:43 PM
Author: Naked stead

anything to avoid niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275422)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: diverse yarmulke

boring but way less stressful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275463)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:59 PM
Author: stirring pink gas station idiot

near-in suburbs are credited as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275870)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Arousing coral stage

ITT: massive assburgers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275969)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: zippy canary useless brakes

Grew up in a nice suburb (every lived on a half acre with Woods and grass), everyones Dad was a doctor or lawyer, etc. Could explore woods with our dogs all day, adventures all the time. Daily sports games (football, baseball) with kids in the cul de sac. It ruled.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275974)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: self-absorbed rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36280012)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: splenetic amethyst shrine

Anybody from a good background was raised in the suburbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36280176)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: Pea-brained maize dog poop

Egregious flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283236)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:56 AM
Author: Garnet Alpha Volcanic Crater

Urban areas were hell holes in the 70s/80s/early 90s. Not a relevant comparison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283262)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: Titillating business firm skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284118)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:57 AM
Author: Garnet Alpha Volcanic Crater

Cities (in particular NYC) are great, even with kids, if you can afford them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283268)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:27 AM
Author: aromatic adulterous sweet tailpipe police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283417)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: bearded address liquid oxygen

IOW, if you can afford a large rowhouse and private school, and also have a house or will rent one in the Hamptons or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283948)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: Pea-brained maize dog poop

Rowhouse? lol

Try townhouse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283968)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: bearded address liquid oxygen

It is the same thing in NYC. I hate using townhouse because it has a different meaning for non-urban areas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283972)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Ultramarine Athletic Conference Trailer Park

it's used incorrectly in those areas imo.

a town house is an attached home IN TOWN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284201)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:43 AM
Author: bearded address liquid oxygen

The overwhelming majority of usage in this country is your non-preferred usage (because most people don't live in cities). At which point it makes more sense to use a term that is synonymous and without the connotations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284219)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Ultramarine Athletic Conference Trailer Park

i feel you, just pointing out that the wider usage is completely incorrect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284261)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: bearded address liquid oxygen

It is incorrect insofar as they have hijacked the term which originated from your preferred usage. But if you ask most Americans what you think of when you hear the word "townhome", they will not describe an urban rowhouse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284346)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Ultramarine Athletic Conference Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284380)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: Titillating business firm skinny woman

The lack of any civic orgs out in the suburbs to join makes the whole place feel like a land of zombies. You see people walking around but there is no way to interact.

Also their lack of public transit makes getting around 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284170)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Pea-brained maize dog poop

You have to drive to buy something as simple as chap stick. Outside urban living or super compact suburban town with walkable downtown/city access, everything else seems shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284186)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: zippy canary useless brakes

bro you just get a car and drive places. It's not hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284323)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: Talented filthy tanning salon

The urban manlet is a strange species.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284212)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Ultramarine Athletic Conference Trailer Park

Meh, interesting people are interesting. Non-interesting people are not. You find some of each in every area.

To the extent urbanites say people in the suburbs are boring, it's usually because the people in the suburbs have a lot more family commitments.

It's not like everyone in MFH is more interesting because they go out to a bunch of restaurants and pubs all the time.

Personally I'd find a man with a home wood-working shop more interesting than an urbanite who just goes out to eat and drinks at bars all the time like everyone else there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284397)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: Garnet Alpha Volcanic Crater

Hey Rowan how have you been didn’t know you still posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284488)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:19 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Ultramarine Athletic Conference Trailer Park

I'm great. Hey does Killuminati still poast? Would love to hit him up...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284502)