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I don't get it. How are the suburbs not soul-crushingly boring?

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magenta sweet tailpipe meetinghouse
  06/17/18
when you're drunk, doing lines and popping percocets, drivin...
Up-to-no-good geriatric trailer park goyim
  06/17/18
(soccer mom)
magenta sweet tailpipe meetinghouse
  06/17/18
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Histrionic hairy legs university
  06/17/18
They are. That’s why people get drunk and stoned all the tim...
Fragrant primrose principal's office circlehead
  06/17/18
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Up-to-no-good geriatric trailer park goyim
  06/17/18
Suburbs literally require drug use for entertainment. Americ...
magenta sweet tailpipe meetinghouse
  06/17/18
(((Upset)))
Histrionic hairy legs university
  06/17/18
true. nobody really gets drunk and/or stoned in a place like...
Racy Liquid Oxygen School
  06/17/18
nobody gets stoned in mfh, too much opera.
Up-to-no-good geriatric trailer park goyim
  06/17/18
Too drunk after the ballet to do anything eles
Histrionic hairy legs university
  06/17/18
drunk with the sights and sounds of such a vibrant, internat...
Up-to-no-good geriatric trailer park goyim
  06/17/18
The roundabouts and rodents!
Histrionic hairy legs university
  06/17/18
I’m waitin for my man two tickets to Hamilton in his hand ...
Racy Liquid Oxygen School
  06/17/18
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Up-to-no-good geriatric trailer park goyim
  06/17/18
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charismatic splenetic market gaping
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citrine appetizing sanctuary
  06/19/18
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cream tantric masturbator
  06/19/18
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house-broken fanboi resort
  06/19/18
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unhinged razzle stage faggotry
  06/20/18
It's cheap as fuck so it feels like you're twice as rich, ho...
smoky love of her life blood rage
  06/17/18
inner suburbs can be CR, basically all the restaurants and s...
Razzle-dazzle effete gaming laptop
  06/17/18
tcr and totally agreed.
doobsian temple newt
  06/18/18
(justifying his hellish suburban life in Montclair)
magenta sweet tailpipe meetinghouse
  06/18/18
(guy living in an apartment paid for by parents with bums li...
doobsian temple newt
  06/19/18
You live next to train tracks you rat fuck.
Lascivious Useless Tank
  06/19/18
you literally live on top of them
180 hospital reading party
  06/20/18
So what?
doobsian temple newt
  06/21/18
ljlllll
magenta sweet tailpipe meetinghouse
  06/21/18
Montclair is chill AF
floppy harsh rehab
  06/21/18
(shops at Envy by Melissa Gorga)
magenta sweet tailpipe meetinghouse
  06/21/18
as long as you have a few basic things within a few minutes ...
Swashbuckling Clown
  06/19/18
There are suburbs that have real downtown areas with restaur...
doobsian temple newt
  06/19/18
new jersey is a fucking pit dude
Swashbuckling Clown
  06/19/18
He knows, he lives there.
magenta sweet tailpipe meetinghouse
  06/19/18
You love Jersey bro
bistre digit ratio business firm
  06/19/18
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Galvanic snowy box office pisswyrm
  06/19/18
Some of the nicest suburbs happen to be in NJ. Just saying....
doobsian temple newt
  06/19/18
KEARNY?? Lmfaoooo!!!
magenta sweet tailpipe meetinghouse
  06/19/18
(only guy dumb enough to fall for the flame)
doobsian temple newt
  06/19/18
TBF, it'd be totally realistic seeing you live in a place li...
magenta sweet tailpipe meetinghouse
  06/19/18
Wait, is Irvington bad?
doobsian temple newt
  06/19/18
Nah, it's prob where you get clients.
magenta sweet tailpipe meetinghouse
  06/19/18
Clients?
doobsian temple newt
  06/19/18
Yeah, clients. Your clients.
magenta sweet tailpipe meetinghouse
  06/20/18
Ah, I get it. You think all lawyers are shitlawyers. No, I...
doobsian temple newt
  06/20/18
Not all lawyers, it was just an assumption I made in your ca...
magenta sweet tailpipe meetinghouse
  06/21/18
Oh wow, so witty!
doobsian temple newt
  06/21/18
Uve been having a really bad time lately
Trip hot pocket flask half-breed
  06/21/18
who are you?
magenta sweet tailpipe meetinghouse
  06/21/18
This
multi-colored fiercely-loyal area fortuitous meteor
  06/19/18
What’s the alternative if you aren’t mega rich?
bright jap
  06/18/18
sounds like you need the vibrance of the inner city
Out-of-control boltzmann
  06/18/18
please stay away
Electric Topaz Abode Immigrant
  06/18/18
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wonderful field regret
  06/18/18
Your kid goes to a decent school, you can afford a house tha...
Indigo roast beef selfie
  06/19/18
This. At some point in your life if you escape adolescence...
internet-worthy kitchen sandwich
  06/19/18
Really, the difference is kids & a wife. If I was singl...
Indigo roast beef selfie
  06/19/18
If I was single I’d have a boat, dirt bikes, and lots of oth...
internet-worthy kitchen sandwich
  06/19/18
Good point. Very good point. If I was single, I would need...
Indigo roast beef selfie
  06/19/18
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gold stock car
  06/19/18
This guy gets it.
bright jap
  06/19/18
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gold stock car
  06/19/18
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unhinged razzle stage faggotry
  06/20/18
Cr.
slippery thirsty gas station hissy fit
  06/21/18
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cyan kitty
  06/21/18
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Pearly crackhouse lettuce
  06/21/18
It’s a give and take. Instead of lifeless concrete and menac...
Metal Outnumbered Dragon Cuckoldry
  06/19/18
I live in a suburb and I can walk to work and some good loca...
Indigo roast beef selfie
  06/19/18
"how is this not hell?" the jew asked watching a f...
citrine appetizing sanctuary
  06/19/18
op assumes you don't have a family or are one of the latchke...
Impertinent soggy institution
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Avocado Cruise Ship Milk
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insane nowag
  06/19/18
absolutely devastating
vibrant twisted house pozpig
  06/19/18
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Sapphire kink-friendly elastic band
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big-titted amber hominid
  06/19/18
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bistre digit ratio business firm
  06/19/18
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doobsian temple newt
  06/19/18
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Brass point
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Bateful Property
  06/20/18
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puce underhanded range
  06/21/18
There are good suburbs and there are bad suburbs. Good subur...
Sticky hairless den
  06/19/18
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cyan kitty
  06/21/18
(thingdoer)
stirring hyperactive stead filthpig
  06/19/18
What about the story about the family on a street that kept ...
magenta sweet tailpipe meetinghouse
  06/19/18
link?
Titillating pistol coldplay fan
  06/19/18
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-california-hostages/thirt...
multi-colored fiercely-loyal area fortuitous meteor
  06/19/18
Yeah I could never live in the suburbs. Too boring. I thin...
orchid scourge upon the earth
  06/19/18
doesn't making this same poast over and over get old after a...
Swashbuckling Clown
  06/19/18
WTF are you talking about when you say “vibrantly cultural s...
self-centered parlor codepig
  06/19/18
lol
claret gay wizard forum
  06/21/18
LOL
slippery thirsty gas station hissy fit
  06/21/18
blacks sell heroin in the burbs too.
Up-to-no-good geriatric trailer park goyim
  06/19/18
it's just not the same nodding off in the upstairs bathroom ...
spectacular idea he suggested dilemma
  06/19/18
*nods out on sofa with blackout curtains drawn while vibrant...
Out-of-control boltzmann
  06/19/18
Sounds like my ideal Friday night, honestly.
Razzmatazz piazza
  06/19/18
I haven't done drugs in a year. I -GASP- meant doing fun th...
orchid scourge upon the earth
  06/19/18
Why did you stop?
internet-worthy kitchen sandwich
  06/21/18
she is a quitter and a loser
big-titted amber hominid
  06/21/18
lol, she truly can't stick to anything, can she?
doobsian temple newt
  06/21/18
What does it matter after you have kids?
Hilarious curious step-uncle's house crotch
  06/20/18
With the exception of the downtown cores of sf, la, and sd, ...
Razzmatazz piazza
  06/19/18
Suburbs are the ultimate GC $cam
multi-colored fiercely-loyal area fortuitous meteor
  06/19/18
Explain how living in an urban environment with far higher t...
doobsian temple newt
  06/19/18
(in-fill developer)
aquamarine corn cake
  06/20/18
anything to avoid niggers
slap-happy whorehouse
  06/19/18
boring but way less stressful
federal nursing home
  06/19/18
near-in suburbs are credited as fuck.
Violent Public Bath Psychic
  06/19/18
ITT: massive assburgers
Excitant nibblets
  06/20/18
Grew up in a nice suburb (every lived on a half acre with Wo...
Hairraiser Mahogany Address National Security Agency
  06/20/18
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gay vigorous office
  06/20/18
Anybody from a good background was raised in the suburbs.
self-centered parlor codepig
  06/20/18
Egregious flame.
magenta sweet tailpipe meetinghouse
  06/21/18
Urban areas were hell holes in the 70s/80s/early 90s. Not a...
well-lubricated bearded plaza gunner
  06/21/18
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cyan kitty
  06/21/18
Cities (in particular NYC) are great, even with kids, if you...
well-lubricated bearded plaza gunner
  06/21/18
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orchid scourge upon the earth
  06/21/18
IOW, if you can afford a large rowhouse and private school, ...
doobsian temple newt
  06/21/18
Rowhouse? lol Try townhouse.
magenta sweet tailpipe meetinghouse
  06/21/18
It is the same thing in NYC. I hate using townhouse because...
doobsian temple newt
  06/21/18
it's used incorrectly in those areas imo. a town house is...
Obsidian hunting ground multi-billionaire
  06/21/18
The overwhelming majority of usage in this country is your n...
doobsian temple newt
  06/21/18
i feel you, just pointing out that the wider usage is comple...
Obsidian hunting ground multi-billionaire
  06/21/18
It is incorrect insofar as they have hijacked the term which...
doobsian temple newt
  06/21/18
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Obsidian hunting ground multi-billionaire
  06/21/18
The lack of any civic orgs out in the suburbs to join makes ...
cyan kitty
  06/21/18
You have to drive to buy something as simple as chap stick. ...
magenta sweet tailpipe meetinghouse
  06/21/18
bro you just get a car and drive places. It's not hard.
Hairraiser Mahogany Address National Security Agency
  06/21/18
The urban manlet is a strange species.
Pearly crackhouse lettuce
  06/21/18
Meh, interesting people are interesting. Non-interesting peo...
Obsidian hunting ground multi-billionaire
  06/21/18
Hey Rowan how have you been didn’t know you still posted
well-lubricated bearded plaza gunner
  06/21/18
I'm great. Hey does Killuminati still poast? Would love to h...
Obsidian hunting ground multi-billionaire
  06/21/18


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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: magenta sweet tailpipe meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262938)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good geriatric trailer park goyim

when you're drunk, doing lines and popping percocets, driving is more fun with less traffic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262944)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: magenta sweet tailpipe meetinghouse

(soccer mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262957)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Histrionic hairy legs university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262963)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Fragrant primrose principal's office circlehead

They are. That’s why people get drunk and stoned all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262949)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good geriatric trailer park goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262959)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: magenta sweet tailpipe meetinghouse

Suburbs literally require drug use for entertainment. American Dream!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262960)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Histrionic hairy legs university

(((Upset)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262966)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Racy Liquid Oxygen School

true. nobody really gets drunk and/or stoned in a place like nyc. too much to do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262967)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good geriatric trailer park goyim

nobody gets stoned in mfh, too much opera.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262969)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:02 PM
Author: Histrionic hairy legs university

Too drunk after the ballet to do anything eles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262973)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:02 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good geriatric trailer park goyim

drunk with the sights and sounds of such a vibrant, international hub.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262978)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:03 PM
Author: Histrionic hairy legs university

The roundabouts and rodents!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262981)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:06 PM
Author: Racy Liquid Oxygen School

I’m waitin for my man

two tickets to Hamilton in his hand

up to Lexington 125

feel full and flirty, more wellbred than alive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36263002)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:07 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good geriatric trailer park goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36263006)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: charismatic splenetic market gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266014)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: citrine appetizing sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271162)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: cream tantric masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273155)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: house-broken fanboi resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273253)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:01 AM
Author: unhinged razzle stage faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275875)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: smoky love of her life blood rage

It's cheap as fuck so it feels like you're twice as rich, house is bigger, car is nicer, girls more cheerful and less time on the kike cock carousel, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36262968)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:08 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle effete gaming laptop

inner suburbs can be CR, basically all the restaurants and shit of a city but safer

outer suburbs where it's just blocks upon blocks of houses with no businesses? that's my vision of hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36263015)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: doobsian temple newt

tcr and totally agreed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266033)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: magenta sweet tailpipe meetinghouse

(justifying his hellish suburban life in Montclair)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266082)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:22 AM
Author: doobsian temple newt

(guy living in an apartment paid for by parents with bums living outside his door and the constant smell of piss and trash in the summer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270870)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:32 AM
Author: Lascivious Useless Tank

You live next to train tracks you rat fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271291)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: 180 hospital reading party

you literally live on top of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275957)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: doobsian temple newt

So what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283969)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: magenta sweet tailpipe meetinghouse

ljlllll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284172)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: floppy harsh rehab

Montclair is chill AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284127)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: magenta sweet tailpipe meetinghouse

(shops at Envy by Melissa Gorga)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284176)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:38 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Clown

as long as you have a few basic things within a few minutes you're good. living in the actual boonies where it's 25-30 minutes to get to a grocery store is when it starts to suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270954)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: doobsian temple newt

There are suburbs that have real downtown areas with restaurants and stores where you actually can spend an evening and enjoy yourself. Millburn, Summit, Maplewood, Morristown, Montclair, etc. are good examples of this. That's a big step above "a store or two so you can get the basics nearby" in terms of lifestyle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271102)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:42 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Clown

new jersey is a fucking pit dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271326)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: magenta sweet tailpipe meetinghouse

He knows, he lives there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273136)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: bistre digit ratio business firm

You love Jersey bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273175)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Galvanic snowy box office pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273246)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: doobsian temple newt

Some of the nicest suburbs happen to be in NJ. Just saying. Also Kearny. I got a great value!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273323)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 5:36 PM
Author: magenta sweet tailpipe meetinghouse

KEARNY?? Lmfaoooo!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273775)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 5:43 PM
Author: doobsian temple newt

(only guy dumb enough to fall for the flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273808)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:39 PM
Author: magenta sweet tailpipe meetinghouse

TBF, it'd be totally realistic seeing you live in a place like this, and in reality you're probably just over in MAPLEHOOD staring at Jersey 7s at Baker Street Yoga, looking down at places like Kearny while your car gets burglarized by Irvington trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275392)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:42 PM
Author: doobsian temple newt

Wait, is Irvington bad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275418)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: magenta sweet tailpipe meetinghouse

Nah, it's prob where you get clients.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275451)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:50 PM
Author: doobsian temple newt

Clients?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275820)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: magenta sweet tailpipe meetinghouse

Yeah, clients. Your clients.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36277660)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: doobsian temple newt

Ah, I get it. You think all lawyers are shitlawyers. No, I'm in-house counsel at a large company. I have exactly 1 client.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36279931)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:41 AM
Author: magenta sweet tailpipe meetinghouse

Not all lawyers, it was just an assumption I made in your case judging by the aggregate content of your poasting. Only can go by what I see on here bro!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283229)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:50 AM
Author: doobsian temple newt

Oh wow, so witty!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283556)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: Trip hot pocket flask half-breed

Uve been having a really bad time lately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283583)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:58 AM
Author: magenta sweet tailpipe meetinghouse

who are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283592)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:48 PM
Author: multi-colored fiercely-loyal area fortuitous meteor

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274116)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: bright jap

What’s the alternative if you aren’t mega rich?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266023)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: Out-of-control boltzmann

sounds like you need the vibrance of the inner city

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266088)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Electric Topaz Abode Immigrant

please stay away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266089)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:57 PM
Author: wonderful field regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36266103)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: Indigo roast beef selfie

Your kid goes to a decent school, you can afford a house that you'll enjoy living in with a yard. Your neighbors are generally working people like you. Backyard BBQ's, beers with the neighbors, weekend pool parties, a den to watch football every Saturday and Sunday in the fall. No shortage of decent dudes who want to go fishing or golfing to get away from their kids.

If you're UMC, what better life is there? Does that artisan coffee shop mean that much to your life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270907)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: internet-worthy kitchen sandwich

This. At some point in your life if you escape adolescence, you want a nice, quiet, safe place to raise your kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270966)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:12 AM
Author: Indigo roast beef selfie

Really, the difference is kids & a wife. If I was single, I would be happy living in squalor in a great location. That 900 sq. ft. flat is going to look pretty crappy with toys all over the floor and kids drawing on the exposed brick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271172)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: internet-worthy kitchen sandwich

If I was single I’d have a boat, dirt bikes, and lots of other toys that would need a big garage. I’d still be in the burbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271183)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:46 AM
Author: Indigo roast beef selfie

Good point. Very good point. If I was single, I would need a Jacuzzi as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271345)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: gold stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271286)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: bright jap

This guy gets it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271228)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: gold stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271287)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:01 AM
Author: unhinged razzle stage faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275877)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: slippery thirsty gas station hissy fit

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283521)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: cyan kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284078)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: Pearly crackhouse lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284211)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: Metal Outnumbered Dragon Cuckoldry

It’s a give and take. Instead of lifeless concrete and menacing minorities you have backyards and pools. Instead of convenient bars and stores you have to drive a little bit. Most suburbs aren’t that far away from museums, concert venues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36270961)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:48 AM
Author: Indigo roast beef selfie

I live in a suburb and I can walk to work and some good local bars. Just sayin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271353)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: citrine appetizing sanctuary

"how is this not hell?" the jew asked watching a father and son playing catch in their front lawn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271144)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: Impertinent soggy institution

op assumes you don't have a family or are one of the latchkey kids being abandoned in said suburbs for 6 hours a day, and he's correct, it is hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271157)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: Avocado Cruise Ship Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271213)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: insane nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271309)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: vibrant twisted house pozpig

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271329)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: Sapphire kink-friendly elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273125)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: big-titted amber hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273134)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: bistre digit ratio business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273324)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: doobsian temple newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274098)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: Brass point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274103)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:22 AM
Author: Bateful Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275978)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: puce underhanded range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284378)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: Sticky hairless den

There are good suburbs and there are bad suburbs. Good suburbs are much, much nicer than urban living. Good suburbs have nice houses, with wooded lots and meandering roads, good schools districts, reasonable commutes to the city, and have nice little village towns nearby. Bad suburbs have cookie cutter/tract housing, hellish traffic, etc. You can’t paint “suburbs” with a broad brush. That would be like call comparing Minneapolis to San Fran.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271156)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: cyan kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284094)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: stirring hyperactive stead filthpig

(thingdoer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271219)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: magenta sweet tailpipe meetinghouse

What about the story about the family on a street that kept the kids in chains in the house all day and no one even knew about it? LJL at the suburbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271248)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Titillating pistol coldplay fan

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271315)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:50 PM
Author: multi-colored fiercely-loyal area fortuitous meteor

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-california-hostages/thirteen-siblings-found-chained-in-california-home-parents-charged-idUSKBN1F42PB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274125)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:42 AM
Author: orchid scourge upon the earth

Yeah I could never live in the suburbs. Too boring. I think a lot of posters just don't really prioritize social stuff but I could never live somewhere where there isn't good nightlife and a vibrant cultural scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271325)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Clown

doesn't making this same poast over and over get old after a while?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36271334)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: self-centered parlor codepig

WTF are you talking about when you say “vibrantly cultural scene?” Do you go outside and play steel drums with Rastafarians every day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273117)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:57 AM
Author: claret gay wizard forum

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283270)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: slippery thirsty gas station hissy fit

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284100)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good geriatric trailer park goyim

blacks sell heroin in the burbs too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273147)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: spectacular idea he suggested dilemma

it's just not the same nodding off in the upstairs bathroom of a 4bd/3ba on a well-manicured quarter acre.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273151)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: Out-of-control boltzmann

*nods out on sofa with blackout curtains drawn while vibrant street scene occurs outside*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273152)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: Razzmatazz piazza

Sounds like my ideal Friday night, honestly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273166)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: orchid scourge upon the earth

I haven't done drugs in a year. I -GASP- meant doing fun things with other people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273313)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: internet-worthy kitchen sandwich

Why did you stop?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283471)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:02 AM
Author: big-titted amber hominid

she is a quitter and a loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283956)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: doobsian temple newt

lol, she truly can't stick to anything, can she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283980)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: Hilarious curious step-uncle's house crotch

What does it matter after you have kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36280072)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Razzmatazz piazza

With the exception of the downtown cores of sf, la, and sd, all Californian metro areas are just sprawling suburbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36273160)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 6:51 PM
Author: multi-colored fiercely-loyal area fortuitous meteor

Suburbs are the ultimate GC $cam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36274128)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: doobsian temple newt

Explain how living in an urban environment with far higher taxes, an environment that is ideal for working all the time and having no family but with a ton of options for consumption, living in a small but expensive shoebox apartment managed by a professional corp, is more of a GC scam than having a large house that you don't share, land that you actually own, clean air, and an environment that encourages you to have a family, all for less money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275278)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:34 AM
Author: aquamarine corn cake

(in-fill developer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36276027)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:43 PM
Author: slap-happy whorehouse

anything to avoid niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275422)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: federal nursing home

boring but way less stressful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275463)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:59 PM
Author: Violent Public Bath Psychic

near-in suburbs are credited as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275870)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Excitant nibblets

ITT: massive assburgers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275969)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Hairraiser Mahogany Address National Security Agency

Grew up in a nice suburb (every lived on a half acre with Woods and grass), everyones Dad was a doctor or lawyer, etc. Could explore woods with our dogs all day, adventures all the time. Daily sports games (football, baseball) with kids in the cul de sac. It ruled.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36275974)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: gay vigorous office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36280012)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 5:07 PM
Author: self-centered parlor codepig

Anybody from a good background was raised in the suburbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36280176)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: magenta sweet tailpipe meetinghouse

Egregious flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283236)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:56 AM
Author: well-lubricated bearded plaza gunner

Urban areas were hell holes in the 70s/80s/early 90s. Not a relevant comparison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283262)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:29 AM
Author: cyan kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284118)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 8:57 AM
Author: well-lubricated bearded plaza gunner

Cities (in particular NYC) are great, even with kids, if you can afford them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283268)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 9:27 AM
Author: orchid scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283417)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: doobsian temple newt

IOW, if you can afford a large rowhouse and private school, and also have a house or will rent one in the Hamptons or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283948)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:04 AM
Author: magenta sweet tailpipe meetinghouse

Rowhouse? lol

Try townhouse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283968)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: doobsian temple newt

It is the same thing in NYC. I hate using townhouse because it has a different meaning for non-urban areas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36283972)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: Obsidian hunting ground multi-billionaire

it's used incorrectly in those areas imo.

a town house is an attached home IN TOWN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284201)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:43 AM
Author: doobsian temple newt

The overwhelming majority of usage in this country is your non-preferred usage (because most people don't live in cities). At which point it makes more sense to use a term that is synonymous and without the connotations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284219)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Obsidian hunting ground multi-billionaire

i feel you, just pointing out that the wider usage is completely incorrect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284261)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: doobsian temple newt

It is incorrect insofar as they have hijacked the term which originated from your preferred usage. But if you ask most Americans what you think of when you hear the word "townhome", they will not describe an urban rowhouse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284346)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: Obsidian hunting ground multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284380)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: cyan kitty

The lack of any civic orgs out in the suburbs to join makes the whole place feel like a land of zombies. You see people walking around but there is no way to interact.

Also their lack of public transit makes getting around 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284170)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: magenta sweet tailpipe meetinghouse

You have to drive to buy something as simple as chap stick. Outside urban living or super compact suburban town with walkable downtown/city access, everything else seems shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284186)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Hairraiser Mahogany Address National Security Agency

bro you just get a car and drive places. It's not hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284323)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: Pearly crackhouse lettuce

The urban manlet is a strange species.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284212)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: Obsidian hunting ground multi-billionaire

Meh, interesting people are interesting. Non-interesting people are not. You find some of each in every area.

To the extent urbanites say people in the suburbs are boring, it's usually because the people in the suburbs have a lot more family commitments.

It's not like everyone in MFH is more interesting because they go out to a bunch of restaurants and pubs all the time.

Personally I'd find a man with a home wood-working shop more interesting than an urbanite who just goes out to eat and drinks at bars all the time like everyone else there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284397)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:17 PM
Author: well-lubricated bearded plaza gunner

Hey Rowan how have you been didn’t know you still posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284488)



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Date: June 21st, 2018 12:19 PM
Author: Obsidian hunting ground multi-billionaire

I'm great. Hey does Killuminati still poast? Would love to hit him up...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004316&forum_id=2#36284502)