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Trying to get wife pregnant. HELP ME (with advice, not cum).

We've been trying for 4 months now. We weren't using any ...
hilarious area
  06/18/18
grow your dick.
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i can't tell if you're being serious or not. but i'm willing...
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Did it work? Did your cum stay inside of her instead of flyi...
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JFC. Most men shoot loads like 5 feet not 2 inches
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5 feet would mean the nut goes through her ass and shoots 4 ...
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i meant through the butthole and out the vagina with zero se...
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this is correct.
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180 subthread
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It all sounds normal. Have her keep her hips/legs in the air...
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THANKS!
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I had my wife knocked up one week after we pulled the goalie...
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this was really helpful. thanks, unoriginal faggot.
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Shettles method for a boy + make her lay down after
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try to time the ovulation tests so you blow a load that's be...
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They say this is more conducive to making a boy
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they being the batshit women on mom blogs. it's basically a ...
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is 3-4 mins with legs up enough time?
hilarious area
  06/18/18
have her do like 15-20. she can rest her legs against the w...
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can you please be honest and tell me if you're flame or not?...
hilarious area
  06/18/18
not flame
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ty. she has only been doing 3 mins or so
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JFC doobs you are not fit to breed.
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Gravity doesn’t just somehow not exist for sperm
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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:45 AM
Author: hilarious area

We've been trying for 4 months now.

We weren't using any sort of app / at-home test but this month she did buy a clearblue test to make sure we were fucking when she was at peak ovulation.

Here's my concern: I unloaded in her quite a bit this past cycle but I noticed that A LOT of cum was on the outside of her vag. Is that a concern or did I just probably bust a lot and some came out when she flipped around to go into "gravity mode" (i.e., legs in the air to allow cum to go in deeper).

Also, I think my cum doesn't shoot the way it should. Definitely not the way it does in porn. Very sad stuff. Mostly just dribbles out with maybe an occasional forceful ejaculation where it goes like 2 inches in distance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264177)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:46 AM
Author: beady-eyed fighting internal respiration meetinghouse

grow your dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264183)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:27 AM
Author: hilarious area

It's 6 inches (I guess that means a tiny bit above average) but quite girthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264359)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:47 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Idea He Suggested Deer Antler

poast a pic of your erect penis and your wife's gaping vagina so the mechanical engineering experts here can weigh in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264185)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:47 AM
Author: Aromatic Alcoholic Athletic Conference Wagecucks

A few gifs of his dick ejaculating will give us additional relevant information. If he can do this over a piece of legal paper marked XOXOHTH it will give us all the info needed to provide expert advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264188)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: floppy milky kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264468)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:59 AM
Author: Magenta Demanding Home

that's a good start, will also need volume and weight of avg vaginal discharge + ejaculation to calculate specific gravity and hopefully something approximating a coefficient of friction for the combined fluid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264516)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: cerebral corner persian

Theres a lot to unpack here.

Your disfigured impact sprinkler cum spewing penis aside, what you should do is just have her in gravity mode when your ready to finish then jerk off until your about to cum then just lay on top and dip it in



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264193)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:27 AM
Author: hilarious area

i can't tell if you're being serious or not. but i'm willing to try this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264363)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: 180 fortuitous meteor

lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264384)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: hideous site coldplay fan



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: cerebral corner persian

Did it work? Did your cum stay inside of her instead of flying all over your walls and ceiling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271601)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:50 AM
Author: Motley native

JFC.

Most men shoot loads like 5 feet not 2 inches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264195)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:51 AM
Author: beady-eyed fighting internal respiration meetinghouse

5 feet would mean the nut goes through her ass and shoots 4 feet from her vagina into the wall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264197)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:51 AM
Author: Aromatic Alcoholic Athletic Conference Wagecucks

That's how my father sired me and his father him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264199)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:53 AM
Author: beady-eyed fighting internal respiration meetinghouse



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:05 AM
Author: Motley native



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:00 AM
Author: Magenta Demanding Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264518)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: French bateful den



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: Provocative bawdyhouse



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: Lake theater stage



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: at-the-ready cracking regret



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:52 AM
Author: Concupiscible maniacal tattoo trailer park



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:52 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Idea He Suggested Deer Antler

cr. like blowing a milkshake back through a silly straw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264203)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:52 AM
Author: beady-eyed fighting internal respiration meetinghouse

i meant through the butthole and out the vagina with zero semen rebounding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264205)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:53 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Idea He Suggested Deer Antler

this is correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264208)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:53 AM
Author: beady-eyed fighting internal respiration meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264210)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: Sooty locale

180 subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264642)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:28 AM
Author: hilarious area

fml

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264367)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:52 AM
Author: Pale Contagious Institution Private Investor

It all sounds normal. Have her keep her hips/legs in the air for a few minutes after. Most of it will still inevitably come out when she stands but don't forget that we're talking about microscopic swimmers here. Some should get through. If no success after 6 months of trying you should both check w your doctors to make sure there's no issues. Good luck!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264202)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:28 AM
Author: hilarious area

THANKS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264370)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Grizzly Kink-friendly Library

I had my wife knocked up one week after we pulled the goalie. Is there a Midas or Jiffy Lube you can take a broken dick to?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264375)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: hilarious area

this was really helpful. thanks, unoriginal faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264597)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: silver genital piercing

Shettles method for a boy + make her lay down after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264377)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:54 AM
Author: mahogany field telephone

What's his name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264495)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:58 AM
Author: Sooty locale

try to time the ovulation tests so you blow a load that's been building up inside your balls for at least 1 day on her peak day (i.e. - bang every other day, not every day). creampie missionary or doggie, though you probably have a tiny dick and your jizz may leak out if you do doggie so maybe stick with missionary. have her lay for a while with her legs up like the rich slut in Big Lebowski does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264510)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: hilarious area

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264598)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:21 AM
Author: Magenta Demanding Home

seems cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264601)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: Pale Contagious Institution Private Investor

They say this is more conducive to making a boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264609)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: Sooty locale

they being the batshit women on mom blogs. it's basically a coin flip no matter what you do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264627)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: hilarious area

cr (and yes I'm a father of 0 children)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264949)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: hilarious area

is 3-4 mins with legs up enough time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264612)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: Sooty locale

have her do like 15-20. she can rest her legs against the wall if it's too hard to keep elevated for that long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264621)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: hilarious area

can you please be honest and tell me if you're flame or not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264952)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Sooty locale

not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265187)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: hilarious area

ty. she has only been doing 3 mins or so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265893)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: thirsty public bath wrinkle

JFC doobs you are not fit to breed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264618)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: Beta brunch cuckold



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: hilarious area

if you really are earl, i don't talk to short-dicked chinks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264955)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: wine people who are hurt

Take Mucinex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264620)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: hilarious area

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264957)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: floppy milky kitchen

(Guy who poasts on Mommy Blogs)

SPRINKLING BABY DUST!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271494)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: French bateful den

how many years was she on bc pills/how long off? The comedown can fuck up their cycles for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264842)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: hilarious area

she was on BC for about a year (4-5 months before we got married). she's now been off since early feb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265672)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: internet-worthy property

There are some vitamins/supplements that have been shown to improve things like sperm motility and count. You can google to find out which ones. Some are things you'd have heard of (Vitamin C is especially good) and some are pretty obscure (to me, at least; I'm not into supplements usually). There are also supplements that have been shown to improve things like muscus consistency in women, so check into those.

I only know this because my wife wanted to target a very particular time of year to be pregnant so I figured I needed to have all my ducks in a row. Even still it took a couple of months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265183)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:00 PM
Author: hilarious area

thanks man. did your wife do all the supplement taking or did you try a few too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265676)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: internet-worthy property

We both did it. There's some lag built in, though, as it takes awhile to manufacture sperm. So it's like 60 days or something before you see the effects on the male end of things. My impression was that for women the benefits were more immediate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271411)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: fragrant pistol

(alcohol user)

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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:00 PM
Author: hilarious area

yes. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265680)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Sooty locale

Cut that shit out too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267120)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: Hyperventilating glittery lay

Don't listen to these fools u have to nut in ur wife 2-3x a day minimum. Do this every day for a month or two. Don't rely on flame "ovulation" calendars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265303)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: fragrant pistol

he can't handle that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265347)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:00 PM
Author: hilarious area

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265684)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:26 PM
Author: Misunderstood Disrespectful Dilemma

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265857)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:07 PM
Author: transparent center filthpig

OP, do you workout with clothes on? Perhaps stop by your local POUNDERS for a good STIMMING. I hear Yann Perrod is training his new twink in the Flatiron POUNDERS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265726)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: Supple Resort Queen Of The Night

next time you sex her, get all the way to the point of cumming and stop before going over the cliff. do this ~7-10x before finally letting yourself blast. you will shoot ropes into her cervix.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265793)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:21 PM
Author: exhilarant bronze stage quadroon

Lol. This would take hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265822)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:22 PM
Author: Misunderstood Disrespectful Dilemma

Make sure you're not using ky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265828)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: hilarious area

yeah, my wife put me on to this. occasionally we use lube (the "organic/healthy" bs) but apparently it fucks with the sperms' motility. no more lube.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265902)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: onyx rehab jew

Why do you even need lube, does she not get wet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267092)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Supple Resort Queen Of The Night

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267104)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: Honey-headed address

Find a man to mount you so at the moment of your ejaculation you cum buckets and shoot it a mile inside her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265836)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: hilarious area

this was really helpful, faggot. now do us all a favor and go upstairs and fill your mother's water bowl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265908)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:37 PM
Author: floppy milky kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267208)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: salmon chapel karate

see a god damn doctor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265847)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: hilarious area

why? everything online says you don't see a doc until after trying for 1 year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265912)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:58 PM
Author: French bateful den

this is complete flame. If things are working right it literally takes one nut and you're done. If it takes you more than a month something is wrong. Maybe wait 2-3 months before going to doctor just to be safe, but at this point it's worth the trip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36266959)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Bossy parlour

Depends on their ages. Parents had me in their 30s - took around 6 months to get preggers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267102)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 6:06 PM
Author: hideous site coldplay fan

There is a 20% chance she gets pregnant during ovulation if both are healthy and everything is working right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267683)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: floppy milky kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271495)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: marvelous henna school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265851)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: at-the-ready cracking regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267181)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: hilarious area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265940)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: razzmatazz heaven alpha

does cow-girl work or does the semen have to shoot non-vertically up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265998)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: fragrant pistol

depends on age and substance habits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36266966)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: Sooty locale

Gravity doesn’t just somehow not exist for sperm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267138)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: Boyish headpube market

i got a boner reading this thread. anyone else?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36266020)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: fragrant pistol

GTTTR talking about how "most of it will inevitably come out when she stands" was pretty intense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36266972)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: Boyish headpube market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267174)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: Amber church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267422)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Bossy parlour

Age? My parents had me in their 30s - took around 6 months to get preggers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267098)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: onyx rehab jew

btw - how are we this deep into a threat like this w/o a single mention of Darnell?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267099)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: Ultramarine Indian Lodge Coffee Pot

No advice at the moment, but let me know if you need cum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267170)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:38 PM
Author: chrome hospital macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267211)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: Amber church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267424)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: Rebellious location

How old is the wife? Ethnicity of wife? She may have been pregnant but had a miscarriage before or during the next period cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267237)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:45 PM
Author: vigorous garnet juggernaut trump supporter

This is how I would go about it.

I would angle myself so I hit her cervix (if she is not complaining about it, do it harder) and do that for five minutes and then I would cum right before she did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267257)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: hideous site coldplay fan

If she didn't get pregnant that means she didn't cum when you had sex during ovulation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267315)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: jet rambunctious ticket booth hominid

You have to make her orgasm and then you do your thing at the same time. That causes her to "hoover" it up deep in the maw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267433)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: Haunting stag film giraffe

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271451)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 5:14 PM
Author: Amber church

How deep are you thrusting when you finally nut in her?

Visual and/or audio clips would assist in this question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267436)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: jet rambunctious ticket booth hominid

If OP strapped on one of those penis cams it would really help us a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267507)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: floppy milky kitchen

Even moreso if he just posted pics of his wife in lingerie so we can properly visually it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271499)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: Haunting stag film giraffe

Not flame, eat foods very high in zinc and supplement with zinc. You’ll shoot ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271449)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: Racy gay foreskin

could be cr. i started taking zinc a few years back and now have at least 3 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271574)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: Pearl pit roommate

"Here, have my cum," said Kasich as he stuffed a funnel in your wife's pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271461)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:15 AM
Author: territorial arousing degenerate stage

You could have worse problems http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271463)