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Trying to get wife pregnant. HELP ME (with advice, not cum).

We've been trying for 4 months now. We weren't using any ...
shimmering office goal in life
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grow your dick.
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Did it work? Did your cum stay inside of her instead of flyi...
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JFC. Most men shoot loads like 5 feet not 2 inches
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5 feet would mean the nut goes through her ass and shoots 4 ...
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That's how my father sired me and his father him.
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i meant through the butthole and out the vagina with zero se...
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  06/18/18
this is correct.
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...
sexy vivacious son of senegal clown
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180 subthread
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fml
shimmering office goal in life
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It all sounds normal. Have her keep her hips/legs in the air...
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THANKS!
shimmering office goal in life
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I had my wife knocked up one week after we pulled the goalie...
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this was really helpful. thanks, unoriginal faggot.
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Shettles method for a boy + make her lay down after
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tyty
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seems cr
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They say this is more conducive to making a boy
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they being the batshit women on mom blogs. it's basically a ...
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cr (and yes I'm a father of 0 children)
shimmering office goal in life
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is 3-4 mins with legs up enough time?
shimmering office goal in life
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have her do like 15-20. she can rest her legs against the w...
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can you please be honest and tell me if you're flame or not?...
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not flame
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ty. she has only been doing 3 mins or so
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JFC doobs you are not fit to breed.
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?
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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:45 AM
Author: shimmering office goal in life

We've been trying for 4 months now.

We weren't using any sort of app / at-home test but this month she did buy a clearblue test to make sure we were fucking when she was at peak ovulation.

Here's my concern: I unloaded in her quite a bit this past cycle but I noticed that A LOT of cum was on the outside of her vag. Is that a concern or did I just probably bust a lot and some came out when she flipped around to go into "gravity mode" (i.e., legs in the air to allow cum to go in deeper).

Also, I think my cum doesn't shoot the way it should. Definitely not the way it does in porn. Very sad stuff. Mostly just dribbles out with maybe an occasional forceful ejaculation where it goes like 2 inches in distance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264177)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:46 AM
Author: sexy vivacious son of senegal clown

grow your dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264183)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:27 AM
Author: shimmering office goal in life

It's 6 inches (I guess that means a tiny bit above average) but quite girthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264359)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:47 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted ruby plaza

poast a pic of your erect penis and your wife's gaping vagina so the mechanical engineering experts here can weigh in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264185)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:47 AM
Author: Rebellious kitty cat digit ratio

A few gifs of his dick ejaculating will give us additional relevant information. If he can do this over a piece of legal paper marked XOXOHTH it will give us all the info needed to provide expert advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264188)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: Laughsome giraffe round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264468)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:59 AM
Author: multi-colored kink-friendly ape

that's a good start, will also need volume and weight of avg vaginal discharge + ejaculation to calculate specific gravity and hopefully something approximating a coefficient of friction for the combined fluid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264516)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: sienna alcoholic hall roommate

Theres a lot to unpack here.

Your disfigured impact sprinkler cum spewing penis aside, what you should do is just have her in gravity mode when your ready to finish then jerk off until your about to cum then just lay on top and dip it in



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264193)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:27 AM
Author: shimmering office goal in life

i can't tell if you're being serious or not. but i'm willing to try this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264363)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: judgmental chapel

lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264384)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: painfully honest idea he suggested crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265407)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:40 AM
Author: sienna alcoholic hall roommate

Did it work? Did your cum stay inside of her instead of flying all over your walls and ceiling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271601)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:50 AM
Author: Poppy Beady-eyed Psychic

JFC.

Most men shoot loads like 5 feet not 2 inches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264195)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:51 AM
Author: sexy vivacious son of senegal clown

5 feet would mean the nut goes through her ass and shoots 4 feet from her vagina into the wall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264197)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:51 AM
Author: Rebellious kitty cat digit ratio

That's how my father sired me and his father him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264199)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:53 AM
Author: sexy vivacious son of senegal clown



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:05 AM
Author: Poppy Beady-eyed Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264249)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:00 AM
Author: multi-colored kink-friendly ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264518)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: Chocolate locus fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264831)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: Ruddy indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265221)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: cracking university blood rage



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: Opaque pistol



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:52 AM
Author: Nudist brunch



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:52 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted ruby plaza

cr. like blowing a milkshake back through a silly straw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264203)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:52 AM
Author: sexy vivacious son of senegal clown

i meant through the butthole and out the vagina with zero semen rebounding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264205)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:53 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted ruby plaza

this is correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264208)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:53 AM
Author: sexy vivacious son of senegal clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264210)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: aphrodisiac deep abode legal warrant

180 subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264642)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:28 AM
Author: shimmering office goal in life

fml

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264367)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 8:52 AM
Author: alcoholic depressive native

It all sounds normal. Have her keep her hips/legs in the air for a few minutes after. Most of it will still inevitably come out when she stands but don't forget that we're talking about microscopic swimmers here. Some should get through. If no success after 6 months of trying you should both check w your doctors to make sure there's no issues. Good luck!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264202)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:28 AM
Author: shimmering office goal in life

THANKS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264370)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Odious brilliant international law enforcement agency

I had my wife knocked up one week after we pulled the goalie. Is there a Midas or Jiffy Lube you can take a broken dick to?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264375)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: shimmering office goal in life

this was really helpful. thanks, unoriginal faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264597)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: glittery beta cruise ship

Shettles method for a boy + make her lay down after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264377)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:54 AM
Author: aqua whorehouse

What's his name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264495)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 9:58 AM
Author: aphrodisiac deep abode legal warrant

try to time the ovulation tests so you blow a load that's been building up inside your balls for at least 1 day on her peak day (i.e. - bang every other day, not every day). creampie missionary or doggie, though you probably have a tiny dick and your jizz may leak out if you do doggie so maybe stick with missionary. have her lay for a while with her legs up like the rich slut in Big Lebowski does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264510)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: shimmering office goal in life

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264598)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:21 AM
Author: multi-colored kink-friendly ape

seems cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264601)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: alcoholic depressive native

They say this is more conducive to making a boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264609)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: aphrodisiac deep abode legal warrant

they being the batshit women on mom blogs. it's basically a coin flip no matter what you do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264627)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: shimmering office goal in life

cr (and yes I'm a father of 0 children)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264949)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: shimmering office goal in life

is 3-4 mins with legs up enough time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264612)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: aphrodisiac deep abode legal warrant

have her do like 15-20. she can rest her legs against the wall if it's too hard to keep elevated for that long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264621)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: shimmering office goal in life

can you please be honest and tell me if you're flame or not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264952)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: aphrodisiac deep abode legal warrant

not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265187)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: shimmering office goal in life

ty. she has only been doing 3 mins or so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265893)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Cowardly hairraiser stock car area

JFC doobs you are not fit to breed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264618)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: canary big mediation



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: shimmering office goal in life

if you really are earl, i don't talk to short-dicked chinks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264955)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: sadistic talented dilemma brethren

Take Mucinex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264620)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:26 AM
Author: shimmering office goal in life

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264957)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: Laughsome giraffe round eye

(Guy who poasts on Mommy Blogs)

SPRINKLING BABY DUST!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271494)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: Chocolate locus fortuitous meteor

how many years was she on bc pills/how long off? The comedown can fuck up their cycles for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36264842)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: shimmering office goal in life

she was on BC for about a year (4-5 months before we got married). she's now been off since early feb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265672)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Aromatic Startled Gas Station Cuckold

There are some vitamins/supplements that have been shown to improve things like sperm motility and count. You can google to find out which ones. Some are things you'd have heard of (Vitamin C is especially good) and some are pretty obscure (to me, at least; I'm not into supplements usually). There are also supplements that have been shown to improve things like muscus consistency in women, so check into those.

I only know this because my wife wanted to target a very particular time of year to be pregnant so I figured I needed to have all my ducks in a row. Even still it took a couple of months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265183)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:00 PM
Author: shimmering office goal in life

thanks man. did your wife do all the supplement taking or did you try a few too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265676)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Aromatic Startled Gas Station Cuckold

We both did it. There's some lag built in, though, as it takes awhile to manufacture sperm. So it's like 60 days or something before you see the effects on the male end of things. My impression was that for women the benefits were more immediate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271411)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: vigorous coral legend

(alcohol user)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265208)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:00 PM
Author: shimmering office goal in life

yes. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265680)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: aphrodisiac deep abode legal warrant

Cut that shit out too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267120)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: Crawly adulterous stage

Don't listen to these fools u have to nut in ur wife 2-3x a day minimum. Do this every day for a month or two. Don't rely on flame "ovulation" calendars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265303)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: vigorous coral legend

he can't handle that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265347)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:00 PM
Author: shimmering office goal in life

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265684)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:26 PM
Author: flesh business firm antidepressant drug

Cr

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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:07 PM
Author: trip aquamarine church

OP, do you workout with clothes on? Perhaps stop by your local POUNDERS for a good STIMMING. I hear Yann Perrod is training his new twink in the Flatiron POUNDERS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265726)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: Very Tactful Stubborn Pit

next time you sex her, get all the way to the point of cumming and stop before going over the cliff. do this ~7-10x before finally letting yourself blast. you will shoot ropes into her cervix.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265793)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:21 PM
Author: Zombie-like curious factory reset button

Lol. This would take hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265822)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:22 PM
Author: flesh business firm antidepressant drug

Make sure you're not using ky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265828)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: shimmering office goal in life

yeah, my wife put me on to this. occasionally we use lube (the "organic/healthy" bs) but apparently it fucks with the sperms' motility. no more lube.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265902)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: spruce adventurous nursing home

Why do you even need lube, does she not get wet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267092)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Very Tactful Stubborn Pit

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267104)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: Autistic heaven

Find a man to mount you so at the moment of your ejaculation you cum buckets and shoot it a mile inside her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265836)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: shimmering office goal in life

this was really helpful, faggot. now do us all a favor and go upstairs and fill your mother's water bowl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265908)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:37 PM
Author: Laughsome giraffe round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267208)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: Hyperactive shrine gaping

see a god damn doctor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265847)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: shimmering office goal in life

why? everything online says you don't see a doc until after trying for 1 year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265912)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:58 PM
Author: Chocolate locus fortuitous meteor

this is complete flame. If things are working right it literally takes one nut and you're done. If it takes you more than a month something is wrong. Maybe wait 2-3 months before going to doctor just to be safe, but at this point it's worth the trip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36266959)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: scarlet galvanic patrolman

Depends on their ages. Parents had me in their 30s - took around 6 months to get preggers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267102)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 6:06 PM
Author: painfully honest idea he suggested crackhouse

There is a 20% chance she gets pregnant during ovulation if both are healthy and everything is working right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267683)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: Laughsome giraffe round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271495)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:25 PM
Author: abusive range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265851)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: Opaque pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267181)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: shimmering office goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265940)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: shivering rehab multi-billionaire

does cow-girl work or does the semen have to shoot non-vertically up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36265998)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: vigorous coral legend

depends on age and substance habits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36266966)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: aphrodisiac deep abode legal warrant

Gravity doesn’t just somehow not exist for sperm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267138)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: stirring meetinghouse dog poop

i got a boner reading this thread. anyone else?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36266020)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: vigorous coral legend

GTTTR talking about how "most of it will inevitably come out when she stands" was pretty intense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36266972)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:32 PM
Author: stirring meetinghouse dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267174)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle black boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267422)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: scarlet galvanic patrolman

Age? My parents had me in their 30s - took around 6 months to get preggers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267098)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: spruce adventurous nursing home

btw - how are we this deep into a threat like this w/o a single mention of Darnell?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267099)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:31 PM
Author: charismatic lavender persian

No advice at the moment, but let me know if you need cum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267170)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:38 PM
Author: amethyst hominid



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Date: June 18th, 2018 5:12 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle black boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267424)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: Anal step-uncle's house

How old is the wife? Ethnicity of wife? She may have been pregnant but had a miscarriage before or during the next period cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267237)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:45 PM
Author: crystalline misanthropic pozpig mood

This is how I would go about it.

I would angle myself so I hit her cervix (if she is not complaining about it, do it harder) and do that for five minutes and then I would cum right before she did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267257)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: painfully honest idea he suggested crackhouse

If she didn't get pregnant that means she didn't cum when you had sex during ovulation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267315)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Magenta slippery bawdyhouse sound barrier

You have to make her orgasm and then you do your thing at the same time. That causes her to "hoover" it up deep in the maw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267433)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:12 AM
Author: High-end Gold Indian Lodge Hissy Fit

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271451)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 5:14 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle black boiling water

How deep are you thrusting when you finally nut in her?

Visual and/or audio clips would assist in this question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267436)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: Magenta slippery bawdyhouse sound barrier

If OP strapped on one of those penis cams it would really help us a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36267507)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: Laughsome giraffe round eye

Even moreso if he just posted pics of his wife in lingerie so we can properly visually it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271499)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: High-end Gold Indian Lodge Hissy Fit

Not flame, eat foods very high in zinc and supplement with zinc. You’ll shoot ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271449)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:36 AM
Author: Peach effete forum shitlib

could be cr. i started taking zinc a few years back and now have at least 3 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271574)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: Contagious frisky tanning salon

"Here, have my cum," said Kasich as he stuffed a funnel in your wife's pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271461)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:15 AM
Author: Iridescent Institution Rigpig

You could have worse problems http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004497&forum_id=2#36271463)