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How long would you last if you were dropped off in the 1300's?
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:15 AM Author: Mildly autistic goal in life In proper clothing for the times, a dagger, and a small satchel of coins equivalent to $200 today.
EDIT: And you speak the language. |
Date: June 18th, 2018 10:15 AM Author: Self-absorbed drunken trailer park probably 20 min until TB hits or i rape the wrong caveman's chick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264570) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 6:15 PM Author: Emerald Business Firm Jewess lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36267727) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:29 AM Author: Diverse apoplectic state I would be king in a year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264637) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:33 AM Author: salmon sanctuary weed whacker as soon as you started rambling about people getting in early on bitcoin youd be burned at the stake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264648) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:34 AM Author: Disrespectful frozen heaven sandwich Where am I dropped off? Do we get to pick? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264653) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:35 AM Author: Self-absorbed drunken trailer park jerusalem (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264655) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:44 AM Author: Disrespectful frozen heaven sandwich Do I know the language they speak or just what I speak now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264685) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:45 AM Author: Self-absorbed drunken trailer park you speak english only, and are wearing jeans and a starter jacket. no t shirt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264688) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:03 AM Author: Disrespectful frozen heaven sandwich I’m fucked. Might as well try to find a brothel and enjoy myself with the money. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264770) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:33 PM Author: pontificating national Why would a brothel want to hire you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265489) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 2:25 PM Author: Citrine Mind-boggling Hospital Boiling Water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36266290) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:42 PM Author: Talented hilarious stead coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36266869) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:32 PM Author: passionate sadistic skinny woman resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36269859) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:32 PM Author: multi-colored flushed hall gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36269865) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:46 PM Author: Insecure Comical Affirmative Action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36269915) |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:33 AM Author: Sinister wonderful native background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36270332) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:47 PM Author: Big Painfully Honest Public Bath pull over starter jacket from the 1990s? And what team? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265583) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 2:22 PM Author: Disrespectful frozen heaven sandwich Which team would give you the best shot at survival?
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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:19 PM Author: Big Painfully Honest Public Bath Charlotte hornets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36269749) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 2:25 PM Author: marvelous wrinkle Charlotte Hornets of course (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36266291) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:19 PM Author: Big Painfully Honest Public Bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36269745) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 6:15 PM Author: Self-absorbed drunken trailer park 91 oakland raiders (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36267726) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:20 PM Author: Mildly autistic goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36269759) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:41 AM Author: cocky gaped preventive strike I've read that it was only sometime during the Victorian Era when a person would have a decent chance of surviving if they were sent back like this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264668) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:42 AM Author: Arrogant rigor Do I get to bring a gun? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264677) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:43 AM Author: Cerebral Fishy Potus Philosopher-king I'd buy a Flying J's and pretend to be a mute (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264680) |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:30 AM Author: rusted histrionic market prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36270331) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:44 AM Author: Chocolate Violent Address do I speak the language (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264686) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:45 AM Author: Hairraiser voyeur masturbator there was a good thread years ago about waking up naked in the street in 1797. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264689) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:46 AM Author: Cerebral Fishy Potus Philosopher-king That thread was later adapted for an HBO miniseries not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264695) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:48 AM Author: Hairraiser voyeur masturbator did they show the guy's dong? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264707) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:50 AM Author: Self-absorbed drunken trailer park they only adopted 2% of the poasts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264714) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:36 PM Author: chest-beating heady legend base fortunately, those 2% were the ones that described the guy's dong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265507) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:18 PM Author: Provocative sexy pistol Only chance is if you are dropped off in England and can somehow understand their middle English (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265381) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:22 PM Author: sooty aphrodisiac psychic You’d have to play a mute. Cant be heard speaking some foreign tongue. Best bet may be to go to an estate and start workjng in the fields. Try to pass yourself off as a wandering idiot but you know how to plow fields so theyll feed and let you sleep in a barn. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265411) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:23 PM Author: well-lubricated jade filthpig stage why the fuck would i know how to plow fields (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265417) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:32 PM Author: sooty aphrodisiac psychic Watch someone do it for 2 mins how hard could it be to learn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265483) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:33 PM Author: well-lubricated jade filthpig stage youre gonna get executed for FRAUD asap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265488) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:28 PM Author: wild idiot They didn't teach field plowing where I went to school.
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:23 PM Author: Abnormal Thriller Casino Famous Landscape Painting I'd probably die of small pox (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265416) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:23 PM Author: Lime tantric senate headpube id pwn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265421) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:27 PM Author: Rambunctious tan theatre find a merchant from finland, spain, germany, or england and suck his dick for a ride back
die of tuberculosis
get my corpse raped and dagger shoved up my dead asshole
yup, I'd make out just fine! |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:42 PM Author: startling razzle-dazzle site ok, now describe what would happen if you got sent back (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265551) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:44 PM Author: Rambunctious tan theatre similar but I would die of tuberculosis before sucking dick for a ride (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265572) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:28 PM Author: rose seedy digit ratio i was watching braveheart last night. I think pretty well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265458) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:29 PM Author: Lime tantric senate headpube Can I trade in the dagger for a massive bag of Skittles?
I could barter the fuck out of Skittles to get enough stuff to set myself up okay |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:31 PM Author: pontificating national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265479) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:33 PM Author: sooty aphrodisiac psychic Pretty sure they’d just kill you and take your skittles but sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265490) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:35 PM Author: Lime tantric senate headpube average height in 1350 was 4'9" and average IQ was 66. Not saying a village full of actually retarded 4th graders could not kill me, but it wouldnt be easy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265500) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:38 PM Author: disgusting orchestra pit went to a museum recently that had a BC-era sarcophagus of some rich guy. Not flame a 10 year old child might have been able to fit in it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265521) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:38 PM Author: well-lubricated jade filthpig stage everyone is either strong as fuck from plowing fields all day or dead. also they are particularly brutal. theyd fuck your ass easy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265522) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:51 PM Author: Abnormal Thriller Casino Famous Landscape Painting Average strength would have been insane back then. Plus living in a much more violent society. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265615) |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 5:02 AM Author: iridescent crackhouse Actually they were all malnourished and deformed as fuck. My gym-sculpted body would be literally god mode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36270388) |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 8:06 AM Author: pontificating national They got 7 months off a year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36270562) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 2:10 PM Author: Judgmental parlor fortuitous meteor Flame. John of Gaunt and Lionel of Antwerp (alpha sons of king edward iii) were both like 7 feet tall and jacked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36266193) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: Know-it-all theater stage (14th century George Zimmerman) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265542) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:37 PM Author: disgusting orchestra pit I would be a literal giant in 1300 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265514) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:43 PM Author: well-lubricated jade filthpig stage according to this guy guys in 1300 were about as tall on average as modern americans
https://news.osu.edu/news/2004/09/01/medimen/ |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:46 PM Author: Rambunctious tan theatre Charlemagne was 6'2 and he was considered pretty tall. Frenchmen during the french revolution were on avg 5'4, 100lbs. Human size has varied greatly due to nutrition through the generations and it's mostly luck in a hypo like this whether you're a midget or a giant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265580) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:47 PM Author: well-lubricated jade filthpig stage apparently heights dropped off hugely by the victorian age (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265582) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:51 PM Author: Rambunctious tan theatre Due to nutrition and, if I had to wager, differences in vitamin D levels, alcohol usage, and probably amounts of physical labor in pregnant women and young children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265607) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:53 PM Author: well-lubricated jade filthpig stage nutrition was worse in victorian england than in 1300s? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265627) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:55 PM Author: Rambunctious tan theatre We still haven't narrowed down which nutrients cause the greatest differences in height for pregnant women. It's almost certainly the biggest factor after genetics. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265639) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:52 PM Author: flesh racy doctorate hominid yes, this is literally true. medieval peasants ate more calories and better food than victorian factory workers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36269937) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:48 PM Author: lemon pozpig Interesting that an article from 2004 references climate change. Wasn’t it just global warming back then? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265588) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:01 PM Author: well-lubricated jade filthpig stage 2004 wasnt 'years ago' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265692) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:44 PM Author: Turquoise irradiated halford I’d probably disrupt the timeline and paradox myself out of existence immediately. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265569) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:49 PM Author: Rambunctious tan theatre *rapes ur great-great-great-granddad's ass* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265592) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 2:13 PM Author: ungodly space hairy legs i would immediately strip naked and rub myself in dirt and mud. speaking only in babble, i'd run into the nearest village and find someone in charge. they would likely take pity on me and i would live a life of quiet dignity as a village idiot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36266218) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 2:19 PM Author: green doobsian depressive abode id be rich, start trading and hie to the silk road (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36266251) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 2:24 PM Author: Sable cracking alpha Decent page turner.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_(novel) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:45 PM Author: Rambunctious tan theatre movie was better though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36266889) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 6:11 PM Author: Titillating scourge upon the earth menage I would be celebrated as a God and live like a king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36267708) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:21 PM Author: ungodly space hairy legs can charles weigh in on this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36269766) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:24 PM Author: passionate sadistic skinny woman resort I would end up leading a gang of vagabonds and threatening nearby empires for a couple of decades (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36269794) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:40 PM Author: abusive exciting feces If I speak the language, I could be a SCHOLAR. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36269907) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:55 PM Author: passionate sadistic skinny woman resort (old Church Slavonic bro) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36269947) |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 8:05 AM Author: pontificating national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36270556) |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:28 AM Author: rusted histrionic market prole If I'm able to speak the language and dropped off in a peaceful European country, I imagine that I could earn an income using my extremely advanced - relative to 1300s tech - understanding of engineering and technology. After that, I keep my head down, try not to piss off the pope, king, and local nobility, and hopefully live long enough to die from war, plague, syphilis, or dysentery. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36270329) |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 5:06 AM Author: Rambunctious tan theatre *dies of tuberculosis*
*gets drowned for witchcraft and bogged for faggotry* |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:14 PM Author: Emerald Business Firm Jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36271796) |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 5:17 AM Author: well-lubricated jade filthpig stage there's nowhere youd be able to speak the language
no country is 'peaceful' in 1300
the peasants are going to bludgeon you to death with the iPad prototype you try to fashion out of a large rock |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:57 AM Author: abusive exciting feces OP says we speak the language. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36271682) |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:58 AM Author: well-lubricated jade filthpig stage i dont like that edit, its unrealistic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36271691) |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:15 PM Author: Emerald Business Firm Jewess don't fight the hypo bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36271802) |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:19 PM Author: azure locale make friends with the townspeople, buy a few health potions from the apothecary
venture into the local cathedral and use my dagger to slay a few monsters and earn a few more coins
return to town, sell my dagger and buy a short sword, quilted armor and buckler
reflect on my experience and refine/develop a few technical skills
venture deeper into the cathedral
rinse and repeat
i'd last about 20 levels, at least on my first try |