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How long would you last if you were dropped off in the 1300's?
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:15 AM Author: Haunting Nubile Pozpig Step-uncle's House In proper clothing for the times, a dagger, and a small satchel of coins equivalent to $200 today.
EDIT: And you speak the language. |
Date: June 18th, 2018 10:15 AM Author: fear-inspiring menage probably 20 min until TB hits or i rape the wrong caveman's chick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264570) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 6:15 PM Author: Exciting ape lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36267727) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:29 AM Author: Boyish haunted graveyard locus I would be king in a year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264637) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:33 AM Author: Charismatic Hospital as soon as you started rambling about people getting in early on bitcoin youd be burned at the stake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264648) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:34 AM Author: Scarlet athletic conference Where am I dropped off? Do we get to pick? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264653) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:35 AM Author: fear-inspiring menage jerusalem (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264655) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:44 AM Author: Scarlet athletic conference Do I know the language they speak or just what I speak now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264685) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:45 AM Author: fear-inspiring menage you speak english only, and are wearing jeans and a starter jacket. no t shirt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264688) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:03 AM Author: Scarlet athletic conference I’m fucked. Might as well try to find a brothel and enjoy myself with the money. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264770) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:33 PM Author: titillating locale therapy Why would a brothel want to hire you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265489) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:32 PM Author: Green Idea He Suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36269859) |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:33 AM Author: ebony thriller office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36270332) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:47 PM Author: Primrose spectacular french chef roommate pull over starter jacket from the 1990s? And what team? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265583) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 2:22 PM Author: Scarlet athletic conference Which team would give you the best shot at survival?
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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:19 PM Author: Primrose spectacular french chef roommate Charlotte hornets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36269749) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 2:25 PM Author: Vibrant background story Charlotte Hornets of course (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36266291) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:19 PM Author: Primrose spectacular french chef roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36269745) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:20 PM Author: Haunting Nubile Pozpig Step-uncle's House (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36269759) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:41 AM Author: Irradiated underhanded house elastic band I've read that it was only sometime during the Victorian Era when a person would have a decent chance of surviving if they were sent back like this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264668) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:42 AM Author: Vengeful Blood Rage Genital Piercing Do I get to bring a gun? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264677) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:43 AM Author: Bull headed federal coffee pot I'd buy a Flying J's and pretend to be a mute (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264680) |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:30 AM Author: Hateful fuchsia indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36270331) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:44 AM Author: aphrodisiac maroon parlour macaca do I speak the language (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264686) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:45 AM Author: Seedy salmon station karate there was a good thread years ago about waking up naked in the street in 1797. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264689) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:46 AM Author: Bull headed federal coffee pot That thread was later adapted for an HBO miniseries not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264695) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:48 AM Author: Seedy salmon station karate did they show the guy's dong? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264707) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 10:50 AM Author: fear-inspiring menage they only adopted 2% of the poasts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36264714) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:36 PM Author: Black Yarmulke Church fortunately, those 2% were the ones that described the guy's dong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265507) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:18 PM Author: White swashbuckling library puppy Only chance is if you are dropped off in England and can somehow understand their middle English (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265381) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:22 PM Author: silver set bbw You’d have to play a mute. Cant be heard speaking some foreign tongue. Best bet may be to go to an estate and start workjng in the fields. Try to pass yourself off as a wandering idiot but you know how to plow fields so theyll feed and let you sleep in a barn. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265411) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:23 PM Author: nudist stirring queen of the night address why the fuck would i know how to plow fields (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265417) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:32 PM Author: silver set bbw Watch someone do it for 2 mins how hard could it be to learn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265483) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:33 PM Author: nudist stirring queen of the night address youre gonna get executed for FRAUD asap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265488) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:28 PM Author: Carmine dashing pocket flask They didn't teach field plowing where I went to school.
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:23 PM Author: Razzmatazz piazza masturbator I'd probably die of small pox (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265416) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:23 PM Author: big flushed heaven id pwn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265421) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:27 PM Author: Arousing orchestra pit cuck find a merchant from finland, spain, germany, or england and suck his dick for a ride back
die of tuberculosis
get my corpse raped and dagger shoved up my dead asshole
yup, I'd make out just fine! |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:42 PM Author: Hairraiser Mauve Principal's Office Trust Fund ok, now describe what would happen if you got sent back (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265551) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:44 PM Author: Arousing orchestra pit cuck similar but I would die of tuberculosis before sucking dick for a ride (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265572) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:28 PM Author: Laughsome frisky university faggotry i was watching braveheart last night. I think pretty well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265458) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:29 PM Author: big flushed heaven Can I trade in the dagger for a massive bag of Skittles?
I could barter the fuck out of Skittles to get enough stuff to set myself up okay |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:31 PM Author: titillating locale therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265479) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:33 PM Author: silver set bbw Pretty sure they’d just kill you and take your skittles but sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265490) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:35 PM Author: big flushed heaven average height in 1350 was 4'9" and average IQ was 66. Not saying a village full of actually retarded 4th graders could not kill me, but it wouldnt be easy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265500) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:38 PM Author: up-to-no-good talented hell went to a museum recently that had a BC-era sarcophagus of some rich guy. Not flame a 10 year old child might have been able to fit in it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265521) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:38 PM Author: nudist stirring queen of the night address everyone is either strong as fuck from plowing fields all day or dead. also they are particularly brutal. theyd fuck your ass easy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265522) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:51 PM Author: Razzmatazz piazza masturbator Average strength would have been insane back then. Plus living in a much more violent society. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265615) |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 5:02 AM Author: Lilac Appetizing Legal Warrant Actually they were all malnourished and deformed as fuck. My gym-sculpted body would be literally god mode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36270388) |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 8:06 AM Author: titillating locale therapy They got 7 months off a year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36270562) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 2:10 PM Author: opaque kitchen juggernaut Flame. John of Gaunt and Lionel of Antwerp (alpha sons of king edward iii) were both like 7 feet tall and jacked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36266193) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:41 PM Author: soul-stirring low-t casino (14th century George Zimmerman) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265542) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:37 PM Author: up-to-no-good talented hell I would be a literal giant in 1300 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265514) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:43 PM Author: nudist stirring queen of the night address according to this guy guys in 1300 were about as tall on average as modern americans
https://news.osu.edu/news/2004/09/01/medimen/ |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:46 PM Author: Arousing orchestra pit cuck Charlemagne was 6'2 and he was considered pretty tall. Frenchmen during the french revolution were on avg 5'4, 100lbs. Human size has varied greatly due to nutrition through the generations and it's mostly luck in a hypo like this whether you're a midget or a giant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265580) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:47 PM Author: nudist stirring queen of the night address apparently heights dropped off hugely by the victorian age (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265582) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:51 PM Author: Arousing orchestra pit cuck Due to nutrition and, if I had to wager, differences in vitamin D levels, alcohol usage, and probably amounts of physical labor in pregnant women and young children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265607) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:53 PM Author: nudist stirring queen of the night address nutrition was worse in victorian england than in 1300s? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265627) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:55 PM Author: Arousing orchestra pit cuck We still haven't narrowed down which nutrients cause the greatest differences in height for pregnant women. It's almost certainly the biggest factor after genetics. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265639) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:52 PM Author: odious charcoal fanboi yes, this is literally true. medieval peasants ate more calories and better food than victorian factory workers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36269937) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:48 PM Author: stimulating tripping institution Interesting that an article from 2004 references climate change. Wasn’t it just global warming back then? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265588) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:01 PM Author: nudist stirring queen of the night address 2004 wasnt 'years ago' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265692) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:44 PM Author: grizzly excitant sweet tailpipe meetinghouse I’d probably disrupt the timeline and paradox myself out of existence immediately. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265569) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 12:49 PM Author: Arousing orchestra pit cuck *rapes ur great-great-great-granddad's ass* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36265592) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 2:13 PM Author: Very Tactful Home Kitty Cat i would immediately strip naked and rub myself in dirt and mud. speaking only in babble, i'd run into the nearest village and find someone in charge. they would likely take pity on me and i would live a life of quiet dignity as a village idiot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36266218) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 2:19 PM Author: Godawful ceo bawdyhouse id be rich, start trading and hie to the silk road (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36266251) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 2:24 PM Author: cream vigorous point Decent page turner.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_(novel) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:45 PM Author: Arousing orchestra pit cuck movie was better though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36266889) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 6:11 PM Author: Nighttime Property Mexican I would be celebrated as a God and live like a king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36267708) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:21 PM Author: Very Tactful Home Kitty Cat can charles weigh in on this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36269766) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:24 PM Author: Green Idea He Suggested I would end up leading a gang of vagabonds and threatening nearby empires for a couple of decades (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36269794) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:40 PM Author: Confused nursing home If I speak the language, I could be a SCHOLAR. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36269907) |
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Date: June 18th, 2018 11:55 PM Author: Green Idea He Suggested (old Church Slavonic bro) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36269947) |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 8:05 AM Author: titillating locale therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36270556) |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 3:28 AM Author: Hateful fuchsia indian lodge If I'm able to speak the language and dropped off in a peaceful European country, I imagine that I could earn an income using my extremely advanced - relative to 1300s tech - understanding of engineering and technology. After that, I keep my head down, try not to piss off the pope, king, and local nobility, and hopefully live long enough to die from war, plague, syphilis, or dysentery. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36270329) |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 5:06 AM Author: Arousing orchestra pit cuck *dies of tuberculosis*
*gets drowned for witchcraft and bogged for faggotry* |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:14 PM Author: Exciting ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36271796) |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 5:17 AM Author: nudist stirring queen of the night address there's nowhere youd be able to speak the language
no country is 'peaceful' in 1300
the peasants are going to bludgeon you to death with the iPad prototype you try to fashion out of a large rock |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:57 AM Author: Confused nursing home OP says we speak the language. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36271682) |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 11:58 AM Author: nudist stirring queen of the night address i dont like that edit, its unrealistic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36271691) |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:15 PM Author: Exciting ape don't fight the hypo bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4004568&forum_id=2#36271802) |
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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:19 PM Author: Adventurous cobalt alpha factory reset button make friends with the townspeople, buy a few health potions from the apothecary
venture into the local cathedral and use my dagger to slay a few monsters and earn a few more coins
return to town, sell my dagger and buy a short sword, quilted armor and buckler
reflect on my experience and refine/develop a few technical skills
venture deeper into the cathedral
rinse and repeat
i'd last about 20 levels, at least on my first try |