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Probably getting fired today

I've been involved in a political power struggle that will p...
charcoal shaky lay persian
  06/19/18
if youve got it all sorted, just play out the string and get...
Comical french area blood rage
  06/19/18
why did you get got and lose?
Adventurous Bearded Stage
  06/19/18
he has a level 2 UCL sprain
Comical french area blood rage
  06/19/18
I joined in full knowledge that the upside was that I would ...
charcoal shaky lay persian
  06/19/18
against a woman?
Adventurous Bearded Stage
  06/19/18
yes, probably the most mentally unhinged woman I have ever i...
charcoal shaky lay persian
  06/19/18
destroy her!
Adventurous Bearded Stage
  06/19/18
Announce in a firmwide email that you have decided you are i...
Arousing Police Squad Juggernaut
  06/19/18
lol
glittery hell
  06/19/18
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Iridescent Business Firm
  06/19/18
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  06/22/18
Go immediately to your local armed forces recruiting station...
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  06/19/18
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Adventurous Bearded Stage
  06/19/18
The bottom line is you're going to need to have a workplace ...
glittery hell
  06/19/18
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  06/19/18
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Arousing Police Squad Juggernaut
  06/19/18
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  06/19/18
I was in this position recently (right down to a psycho woma...
Coral field partner
  06/19/18
jfc this is probably happening 1000s of times a day all over...
Irate principal's office
  06/19/18
say whatever you want. You previous employer won't actually ...
Iridescent Business Firm
  06/19/18
explain please.
crimson hall
  06/19/18
It's a small company with ~30 employees, I've only been here...
charcoal shaky lay persian
  06/19/18
Why are ypu working there?
Carnelian bull headed office
  06/19/18
money
charcoal shaky lay persian
  06/19/18
how long have you know you were gay and how many coworkers h...
Naked narrow-minded coldplay fan orchestra pit
  06/19/18
Do like what Tom Hanks did in "Philidelpia".
Wild concupiscible library antidepressant drug
  06/19/18
It turns out I was fired on Thursday, bros! Don't worry ...
charcoal shaky lay persian
  06/22/18
Haters gonna hate
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  06/22/18
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  06/22/18
I think Thursday is the favorite day of corporations to shit...
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  06/22/18
you cop dat severance? i imagine they'd go to great lengths ...
ivory fortuitous meteor garrison
  06/22/18
Cop severance and #maga
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  06/22/18
Go out hard man. I'm probably resigning in a few weeks and I...
Grizzly crawly church building
  06/22/18
Mr. Jinx won't accept your resignation
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  06/22/18
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  06/22/18


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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:43 PM
Author: charcoal shaky lay persian

I've been involved in a political power struggle that will probably end in my getting SHITCANNED today.

I'm in a fine spot financially, and can easily get another job. I've taken preventative measures already from a technological standpoint.

I think I can get a fairly large severance out of these people. Any nuggets of advice here? Claim sexual harassment? Deface company website? Do nothing at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36271996)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: Comical french area blood rage

if youve got it all sorted, just play out the string and get your severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36271999)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: Adventurous Bearded Stage

why did you get got and lose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272002)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:45 PM
Author: Comical french area blood rage

he has a level 2 UCL sprain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272004)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:46 PM
Author: charcoal shaky lay persian

I joined in full knowledge that the upside was that I would potentially be a winner in this conflict. I wouldn't say I made any mistakes really. Hard to go into detail here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272010)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: Adventurous Bearded Stage

against a woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272024)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: charcoal shaky lay persian

yes, probably the most mentally unhinged woman I have ever interacted with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272055)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Adventurous Bearded Stage

destroy her!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272060)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:47 PM
Author: Arousing Police Squad Juggernaut

Announce in a firmwide email that you have decided you are identifying as a different race and gender so you have grounds to sue when they shitcan you.

The firmwide email will preserve the evidence.

Sit back, relax, and wait for the moment to cash in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272017)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: glittery hell

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272019)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Iridescent Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272023)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:39 PM
Author: spectacular judgmental kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272385)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:53 AM
Author: cracking den sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36290040)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: Laughsome mint digit ratio theater

Go immediately to your local armed forces recruiting station and join the national guard or reserves, and inform your employer. Reservists are protected under USERRA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272037)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Adventurous Bearded Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272062)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: glittery hell

The bottom line is you're going to need to have a workplace injury, and fast, in order to protect yourself. I know this may sound extreme, but we need you to cut off your left hand--is there a mail processing floor that has a pre-2005 separator?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272045)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: sticky pozpig dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272123)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: Arousing Police Squad Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272179)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Wild concupiscible library antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272491)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:02 PM
Author: Coral field partner

I was in this position recently (right down to a psycho woman being the cause) though I jumped ship for another jerb before they could pull together a bullshit case for firing me.

How are you going to explain your reason for leaving this one if asked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272112)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:05 PM
Author: Irate principal's office

jfc this is probably happening 1000s of times a day all over the country

what is going to become of our "corporations" after another decade of capable WHITE MALES being driven out by insane harpies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272139)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: Iridescent Business Firm

say whatever you want. You previous employer won't actually say that you got fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272143)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: crimson hall

explain please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272131)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:36 PM
Author: charcoal shaky lay persian

It's a small company with ~30 employees, I've only been here a short period of time. It's largely a vanity project of the CEO's. The CEO is romantically involved with the woman I am going up against. She has an extensive faction of low-level lackeys inside the firm. She regularly engages in espionage within the firm. Our side has proof of her committing financial crimes. His behavior is not really rational because the path he is choosing absolutely wrecks shareholder value. Let's see what unfolds!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272363)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: Carnelian bull headed office

Why are ypu working there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272392)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: charcoal shaky lay persian

money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272398)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:10 PM
Author: Naked narrow-minded coldplay fan orchestra pit

how long have you know you were gay and how many coworkers have you confided in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272170)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: Wild concupiscible library antidepressant drug

Do like what Tom Hanks did in "Philidelpia".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36272508)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 5:31 AM
Author: charcoal shaky lay persian

It turns out I was fired on Thursday, bros!

Don't worry about me - things are looking up. The political situation is so fraught right now that I think I will come out way ahead. We will see!

xoxo hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289160)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 5:34 AM
Author: Burgundy Main People Cumskin

Haters gonna hate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289162)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 5:45 AM
Author: idiotic fat ankles location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289163)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 5:47 AM
Author: appetizing fighting tattoo legend

I think Thursday is the favorite day of corporations to shitcan their employees.

It also happens on Fridays, but I think people like Thursdays better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289164)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: ivory fortuitous meteor garrison

you cop dat severance? i imagine they'd go to great lengths to keep you quiet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289258)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:50 AM
Author: hairraiser insecure stag film

Cop severance and #maga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36290010)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 6:11 AM
Author: Grizzly crawly church building

Go out hard man. I'm probably resigning in a few weeks and I'm calling out cunts/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289166)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: Iridescent Business Firm

Mr. Jinx won't accept your resignation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289272)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:13 AM
Author: ivory fortuitous meteor garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4005526&forum_id=2#36289292)