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U @ ur kid's career day: "Yup, I read every word on all 80 pages of the contract

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hilarious candlestick maker stain
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Leave Earl ALONE.
idiotic rough-skinned forum
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"now who wants to hear about the charred bodies I've fo...
nighttime vivacious house indirect expression
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"In between scraping jumper lawyers off the pavement we...
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Underrated
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plum pocket flask
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glad you’re back lmao
galvanic garrison crotch
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ty
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except irl lawyers have the most ego of anyone ever and will...
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mind-boggling crystalline new version son of senegal
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LOLOLOL
outnumbered hateful hell dragon
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On another note, it’s weird because most people on xo were “...
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irate affirmative action
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outnumbered hateful hell dragon
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Date: June 20th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: hilarious candlestick maker stain

The children gaze in horror as, for perhaps the first time in their young lives, they internalize the abyss that awaits them at the end of the school pipeline.

But then, by the grace of God, enters a firefighter.

"Hey kids! Who wants to see how I use an axe and climb ladders?!"

The children cheer as you slink to the corner to check the four unread emails you received during your five minute tale of woe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36276895)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 8:03 AM
Author: idiotic rough-skinned forum

Leave Earl ALONE.

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Date: June 20th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: hilarious candlestick maker stain



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Date: June 20th, 2018 9:28 AM
Author: nighttime vivacious house indirect expression

"now who wants to hear about the charred bodies I've found?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36276949)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: hilarious candlestick maker stain

"In between scraping jumper lawyers off the pavement we even manage to respond to a few fires, haha!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36279210)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: Drunken Brilliant Lay

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307740)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 8:00 AM
Author: plum pocket flask



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Date: June 20th, 2018 9:28 AM
Author: galvanic garrison crotch

glad you’re back lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36276953)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: hilarious candlestick maker stain

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36277815)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: twisted green brethren locale



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Date: June 20th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: Puce Kitty

except irl lawyers have the most ego of anyone ever and will pretend to be some international dealmaker, thereby perpetuating the cycle of surprise and misery on the next generation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36279228)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: hilarious candlestick maker stain



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:52 PM
Author: mind-boggling crystalline new version son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307730)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: territorial hall knife

Who likes video games?

*passes out EULA/TOS for game*

I wrote that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307747)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 7:54 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Ratface Stage



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Date: July 5th, 2018 8:01 AM
Author: plum pocket flask



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: outnumbered hateful hell dragon

LOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307766)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: mind-boggling crystalline new version son of senegal

On another note, it’s weird because most people on xo were “nerds” in school who probably liked homework, reading, writing, etc. that’s literally, what you do all day as a lawyer but it fucking blows

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307781)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: irate affirmative action

"Kids, this is the racist website that I rant about fucking liberals on while I half ass drafting discovery and I threaten people I've never met on the phone. Prefstigous!@@

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307795)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: flirting boyish multi-billionaire famous landscape painting

"Now, if I really want to show them that I'm angry, I end the email with just 'Regards' without the 'Best' modifier. Yep, sometimes it gets prittt-ty tense in deal work. Heh."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307905)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: Walnut set



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Date: June 25th, 2018 11:24 PM
Author: hilarious candlestick maker stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36309914)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: metal therapy yarmulke



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Date: July 5th, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: plum pocket flask



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Date: January 31st, 2020 10:04 PM
Author: supple resort



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Date: June 25th, 2018 5:28 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good goyim bawdyhouse

"kids have a good day, and govern yourselves accordingly"

*drops mic on floor next to marine todd's navy seal dad*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307922)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: outnumbered hateful hell dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36309343)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: fragrant ruby coldplay fan skinny woman

haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36309455)



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Date: June 26th, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: outnumbered hateful hell dragon



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Date: July 5th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: hilarious candlestick maker stain



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