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The children gaze in horror as, for perhaps the first time i...
Flatulent mind-boggling tanning salon wrinkle
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Leave Earl ALONE.
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"now who wants to hear about the charred bodies I've fo...
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Underrated
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glad you’re back lmao
cocky private investor
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marvelous cheese-eating field
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except irl lawyers have the most ego of anyone ever and will...
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LOLOLOL
misunderstood school
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On another note, it’s weird because most people on xo were “...
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misunderstood school
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Date: June 20th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: Flatulent mind-boggling tanning salon wrinkle

The children gaze in horror as, for perhaps the first time in their young lives, they internalize the abyss that awaits them at the end of the school pipeline.

But then, by the grace of God, enters a firefighter.

"Hey kids! Who wants to see how I use an axe and climb ladders?!"

The children cheer as you slink to the corner to check the four unread emails you received during your five minute tale of woe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36276895)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 8:03 AM
Author: autistic infuriating public bath mad cow disease

Leave Earl ALONE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36366882)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: Flatulent mind-boggling tanning salon wrinkle



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Date: June 20th, 2018 9:28 AM
Author: Amethyst odious degenerate

"now who wants to hear about the charred bodies I've found?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36276949)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Flatulent mind-boggling tanning salon wrinkle

"In between scraping jumper lawyers off the pavement we even manage to respond to a few fires, haha!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36279210)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: Pungent Sickened Stock Car

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307740)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 8:00 AM
Author: Histrionic talking center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36366876)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 9:28 AM
Author: cocky private investor

glad you’re back lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36276953)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: Flatulent mind-boggling tanning salon wrinkle

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36277815)



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Date: June 20th, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: marvelous cheese-eating field



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Date: June 20th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: harsh hell

except irl lawyers have the most ego of anyone ever and will pretend to be some international dealmaker, thereby perpetuating the cycle of surprise and misery on the next generation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36279228)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: Flatulent mind-boggling tanning salon wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307682)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:52 PM
Author: thirsty crackhouse skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307730)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Onyx arousing hominid

Who likes video games?

*passes out EULA/TOS for game*

I wrote that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307747)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 7:54 AM
Author: Brindle nighttime office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36366866)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 8:01 AM
Author: Histrionic talking center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36366879)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: misunderstood school

LOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307766)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: thirsty crackhouse skinny woman

On another note, it’s weird because most people on xo were “nerds” in school who probably liked homework, reading, writing, etc. that’s literally, what you do all day as a lawyer but it fucking blows

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307781)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: Aggressive Lay Hissy Fit

"Kids, this is the racist website that I rant about fucking liberals on while I half ass drafting discovery and I threaten people I've never met on the phone. Prefstigous!@@

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307795)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 5:24 PM
Author: metal judgmental shrine voyeur

"Now, if I really want to show them that I'm angry, I end the email with just 'Regards' without the 'Best' modifier. Yep, sometimes it gets prittt-ty tense in deal work. Heh."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307905)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: vigorous stage dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307915)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 11:24 PM
Author: Flatulent mind-boggling tanning salon wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36309914)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: Rough-skinned digit ratio hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36366867)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: Histrionic talking center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36366880)



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Date: January 31st, 2020 10:04 PM
Author: exhilarant duck-like abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#39521838)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 5:28 PM
Author: Insanely creepy slate orchestra pit

"kids have a good day, and govern yourselves accordingly"

*drops mic on floor next to marine todd's navy seal dad*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36307922)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: misunderstood school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36309343)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 10:14 PM
Author: excitant business firm

haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36309455)



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Date: June 26th, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: misunderstood school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4006255&forum_id=2#36312291)



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Date: July 5th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Flatulent mind-boggling tanning salon wrinkle



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