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What's your bandwidth? Client needs this by Monday AM.
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 7:55 AM Author: plum concupiscible haunted graveyard temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289245) |
Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:02 AM Author: buff ungodly brethren Ljl fuck you I quit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289259) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:39 AM Author: plum concupiscible haunted graveyard temple CR friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289361) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:46 AM Author: buff ungodly brethren Is what I though before saying "Thank, no weekend plans, happy to be in early Saturday, how do cronuts from Dominique Ansel sound :)!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289376) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:41 AM Author: plum concupiscible haunted graveyard temple Thx for your hard work on this. I'll be out of town that weekend so I won't see you in the office, but feel free to call if you hit any roadblocks. Cell service is spotty in the Rockies but I'll try to return your call within a few hours. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290364) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:48 AM Author: buff ungodly brethren Fuck you i quit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290443) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:51 AM Author: Maize Garrison Unfortunately, as you're no doubt aware from having read the entrance paperwork, you've entered into a binding, comprehensive whole-life agreement with the Firm and its extended corporate network embedded throughout society. Your informed consent to joining this institution is a matter of clear record. And you of course care about the well-being of your wife, Linda, Age 42, current location: 416 Pine St. (teaching adjunct, St. Elmo's Elementary, M-R, Classroom 12) and your daughter Lauren, Age 7, current location: 14th & Main (1st grade, Pfizer Academy for the Troubled, M-F, Boarding Room A). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290475) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:29 PM Author: buff ungodly brethren Is my wife linda fucking 11 year old chad students in this situation? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36294341) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:23 AM Author: Crusty spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290245) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:40 AM Author: razzle-dazzle tan lay coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289363) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:40 AM Author: misanthropic shrine twinkling uncleanness client called on Wednesday morning, partner sends you this at 4:15 Friday afternoon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289364) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:43 AM Author: Laughsome locus I do this to ppl and it makes me feel like a dick. truth is i end up poasting instead of taking the time to write an email. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289370) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:41 AM Author: Frisky meetinghouse More like, client lazily-works on item all week. Doesnt finish. Kicks it to outside counsel Friday at 5 PM and asks for it to be done by Monday morning. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290374) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:42 AM Author: Laughsome locus tbf, I haven't actually heard bandwidth used in a long while. what's your CAPACITY is the new term. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289365) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:49 AM Author: buff ungodly brethren I hear both used often (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289380) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:46 AM Author: orchid slap-happy field 20 MHz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289374) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:22 AM Author: Maize Garrison Let's rock and roll. Shoot it over to me; I'm going to call an all-hands for 9 p.m. Eastern which I'll scope for an hour, but then let's do a closed group debrief call at 10 p.m. Eastern with team leads. This is a real fire drill gentlemen--we're going to need to step up, lock this down, and knock it out of the park. I want everyone fully wired in here. I want to hear screaming, bleeding, crying all weekend from each office, blazing lights golden glory against the darkness, my little fireflies, each of you dotting the 47th, 48th, 49th floor of the firm Saturday night, early Sunday morning, Sunday night, early Monday morning. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290231) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:28 AM Author: Disrespectful foreskin base Good God (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290274) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:26 PM Author: orchid slap-happy field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36294066) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:44 AM Author: plum concupiscible haunted graveyard temple Fifty lawyers, in phalanx formation, shout "WILL DO!" before breaking and sliding down firepoles and chutes and slides and ropes to their respective billing stations.
One month later, the client receives a bill for $72,852.20 for "Review and revise Letter of Intent." |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:47 AM Author: Maize Garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290438) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:53 AM Author: Maize Garrison (pls move decimal one to right thank) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290492) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:30 PM Author: chocolate station multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36294349) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:25 PM Author: Maize Garrison Guys, sorry, I had to jump off because my flight is taking off in a few minutes. I think it makes sense to reconvene at 1130 pm Eastern—we can tie this discussion up; that should also give everyone a few hours to get started on their various assignments so we can get a sense of whether we’re tilling fertile ground or not with this strategy.
John, please send around a dial-in.
Talk in a few. Thanks |
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Date: June 25th, 2018 7:54 PM Author: Maize Garrison I want to thank everyone for a job well done this weekend. I just heard back from the client and they are more than pleased. It's a testament to the quality of the team and the capacity of the firm that we are able to so readily answer the bell and come to the mat for our clients, at all hours, across all geographies, under such trying circumstances.
Everyone hit the showers. John and I will join you in a few.
Thanks |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:50 PM Author: 180 slippery gaping pozpig There’s a lot of hair on this deal, buddy. Lotta hair. We’re going to have to bring our A-game on this one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36294172) |
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