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Date: June 22nd, 2018 7:55 AM Author: Misanthropic Skinny Woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289245) |
Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:02 AM Author: copper center Ljl fuck you I quit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289259) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:39 AM Author: Misanthropic Skinny Woman CR friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289361) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:46 AM Author: copper center Is what I though before saying "Thank, no weekend plans, happy to be in early Saturday, how do cronuts from Dominique Ansel sound :)!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289376) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:41 AM Author: Misanthropic Skinny Woman Thx for your hard work on this. I'll be out of town that weekend so I won't see you in the office, but feel free to call if you hit any roadblocks. Cell service is spotty in the Rockies but I'll try to return your call within a few hours. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290364) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:48 AM Author: copper center Fuck you i quit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290443) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:51 AM Author: harsh kitchen becky Unfortunately, as you're no doubt aware from having read the entrance paperwork, you've entered into a binding, comprehensive whole-life agreement with the Firm and its extended corporate network embedded throughout society. Your informed consent to joining this institution is a matter of clear record. And you of course care about the well-being of your wife, Linda, Age 42, current location: 416 Pine St. (teaching adjunct, St. Elmo's Elementary, M-R, Classroom 12) and your daughter Lauren, Age 7, current location: 14th & Main (1st grade, Pfizer Academy for the Troubled, M-F, Boarding Room A). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290475) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:29 PM Author: copper center Is my wife linda fucking 11 year old chad students in this situation? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36294341) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:40 AM Author: twisted stage cuckold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289363) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:40 AM Author: Ivory goyim client called on Wednesday morning, partner sends you this at 4:15 Friday afternoon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289364) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:43 AM Author: apoplectic trust fund I do this to ppl and it makes me feel like a dick. truth is i end up poasting instead of taking the time to write an email. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289370) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:41 AM Author: embarrassed to the bone indian lodge sandwich More like, client lazily-works on item all week. Doesnt finish. Kicks it to outside counsel Friday at 5 PM and asks for it to be done by Monday morning. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290374) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:42 AM Author: apoplectic trust fund tbf, I haven't actually heard bandwidth used in a long while. what's your CAPACITY is the new term. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289365) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:49 AM Author: copper center I hear both used often (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289380) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:46 AM Author: Dun irradiated giraffe 20 MHz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289374) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:22 AM Author: harsh kitchen becky Let's rock and roll. Shoot it over to me; I'm going to call an all-hands for 9 p.m. Eastern which I'll scope for an hour, but then let's do a closed group debrief call at 10 p.m. Eastern with team leads. This is a real fire drill gentlemen--we're going to need to step up, lock this down, and knock it out of the park. I want everyone fully wired in here. I want to hear screaming, bleeding, crying all weekend from each office, blazing lights golden glory against the darkness, my little fireflies, each of you dotting the 47th, 48th, 49th floor of the firm Saturday night, early Sunday morning, Sunday night, early Monday morning. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290231) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:28 AM Author: 180 pistol Good God (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290274) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:26 PM Author: Dun irradiated giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36294066) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:44 AM Author: Misanthropic Skinny Woman Fifty lawyers, in phalanx formation, shout "WILL DO!" before breaking and sliding down firepoles and chutes and slides and ropes to their respective billing stations.
One month later, the client receives a bill for $72,852.20 for "Review and revise Letter of Intent." |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:47 AM Author: harsh kitchen becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290438) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:53 AM Author: harsh kitchen becky (pls move decimal one to right thank) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290492) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:30 PM Author: sable exhilarant ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36294349) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:25 PM Author: harsh kitchen becky Guys, sorry, I had to jump off because my flight is taking off in a few minutes. I think it makes sense to reconvene at 1130 pm Eastern—we can tie this discussion up; that should also give everyone a few hours to get started on their various assignments so we can get a sense of whether we’re tilling fertile ground or not with this strategy.
John, please send around a dial-in.
Talk in a few. Thanks |
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Date: June 25th, 2018 7:54 PM Author: harsh kitchen becky I want to thank everyone for a job well done this weekend. I just heard back from the client and they are more than pleased. It's a testament to the quality of the team and the capacity of the firm that we are able to so readily answer the bell and come to the mat for our clients, at all hours, across all geographies, under such trying circumstances.
Everyone hit the showers. John and I will join you in a few.
Thanks |
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:50 PM Author: twinkling floppy piazza ape There’s a lot of hair on this deal, buddy. Lotta hair. We’re going to have to bring our A-game on this one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36294172) |
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Date: June 25th, 2018 7:55 PM Author: Shivering brunch party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36308689) |
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Date: October 5th, 2018 1:34 PM Author: concupiscible hyperactive step-uncle's house main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36964372) |