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Father in law is visiting. Suggest some pranks to play on him ITT.
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:06 PM Author: comical lodge He is FOB ukrainian and barely speaks english. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36290994) |
Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:11 AM Author: comical lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295901) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:14 AM Author: chest-beating mahogany ceo jew do the usual food jokes--like yr serving him CAT or something like that.
Drink vodka w him but you pour yourself water.
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:17 AM Author: comical lodge should it be actual cat meat?
the vodka one sounds like I'm pranking myself. Or is the goal to get him liquored up and then get him to do gay shit? |
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:20 AM Author: chest-beating mahogany ceo jew no you chug the water, to his amazement and awe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295929) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:20 AM Author: comical lodge Thats more like a David Blaine kind of trick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295934) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:22 AM Author: chest-beating mahogany ceo jew say "lets have some vodka or whiskey" and then go in the back and prepare two YUGE glasses--one w whiskey and one w tea or whatever. disguise it --put icecubes in it and then sit down w him and say cheers, and chugalug when he politely sips. He'll love it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295942) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:26 AM Author: comical lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295954) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:30 AM Author: chest-beating mahogany ceo jew im telling you, don't neglect this idea. Ukranians respect a man who can drink. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295964) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:21 AM Author: chest-beating mahogany ceo jew you act like you got a real delicacy--something wonderful and special at the supermarket --act really excited, and tell him what it is. make up something crazy, like cat, or I dunno something bizarre. my relatives did this to me--told me we were eating horse, just to fuck w me.
He'll love it. It's a classic foreigner joke. |
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:23 AM Author: comical lodge ok this is good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295943) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:30 AM Author: chest-beating mahogany ceo jew try it and report back.
Practice the delivery a few times first though so you've got it down smooth. |
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:16 AM Author: amber beady-eyed area Have your wife wear a mask and offer her to him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295911) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:18 AM Author: comical lodge like a richard nixon mask? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295922) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:19 AM Author: thirsty masturbator zorro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295928) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:16 AM Author: costumed half-breed Stick an air compressor tube in his ass, indians like that one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295913) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:24 AM Author: Motley House Mad-dog Skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295949) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:05 AM Author: Seedy vivacious church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296136) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:27 AM Author: Splenetic clown piazza In the bathroom he’s most likely to use, shut off the electricity. Put some laxative in his food at dinner then go sit on the toilet naked with a rock hard cock (best to take 2-3 viagra). When he rushes in there to shit, he won’t be able to turn on the lights but won’t have time to run to another bathroom so he’ll sit and shit on your dick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295958) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:33 AM Author: Cracking mildly autistic corner haha wow holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295977) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:40 AM Author: maroon concupiscible becky 180 prank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296004) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:01 AM Author: Splenetic clown piazza I did this once with my grandpa. Was 180 lols for weeks afterward. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296118) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:06 AM Author: Crawly Federal Love Of Her Life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296138) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 12:12 PM Author: comical lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296389) |