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Father in law is visiting. Suggest some pranks to play on him ITT.

He is FOB ukrainian and barely speaks english.
Maize sneaky criminal market
  06/22/18
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Maize sneaky criminal market
  06/23/18
do the usual food jokes--like yr serving him CAT or somethin...
Titillating mother
  06/23/18
should it be actual cat meat? the vodka one sounds like...
Maize sneaky criminal market
  06/23/18
no you chug the water, to his amazement and awe.
Titillating mother
  06/23/18
Thats more like a David Blaine kind of trick.
Maize sneaky criminal market
  06/23/18
say "lets have some vodka or whiskey" and then go ...
Titillating mother
  06/23/18
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Maize sneaky criminal market
  06/23/18
im telling you, don't neglect this idea. Ukranians respect ...
Titillating mother
  06/23/18
you act like you got a real delicacy--something wonderful an...
Titillating mother
  06/23/18
ok this is good.
Maize sneaky criminal market
  06/23/18
try it and report back. Practice the delivery a few tim...
Titillating mother
  06/23/18
Have your wife wear a mask and offer her to him
vigorous potus ticket booth
  06/23/18
like a richard nixon mask?
Maize sneaky criminal market
  06/23/18
zorro
dark messiness roommate
  06/23/18
Stick an air compressor tube in his ass, indians like that o...
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wild clear wagecucks theatre
  06/23/18
In the bathroom he’s most likely to use, shut off the electr...
fishy multi-billionaire
  06/23/18
haha wow holy shit
Azure shaky office
  06/23/18
180 prank
Walnut Geriatric Personal Credit Line Pit
  06/23/18
I did this once with my grandpa. Was 180 lols for weeks afte...
fishy multi-billionaire
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Maize sneaky criminal market
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: Maize sneaky criminal market

He is FOB ukrainian and barely speaks english.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36290994)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Maize sneaky criminal market



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: Titillating mother

do the usual food jokes--like yr serving him CAT or something like that.

Drink vodka w him but you pour yourself water.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295908)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Maize sneaky criminal market

should it be actual cat meat?

the vodka one sounds like I'm pranking myself. Or is the goal to get him liquored up and then get him to do gay shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295914)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Titillating mother

no you chug the water, to his amazement and awe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295929)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Maize sneaky criminal market

Thats more like a David Blaine kind of trick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295934)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: Titillating mother

say "lets have some vodka or whiskey" and then go in the back and prepare two YUGE glasses--one w whiskey and one w tea or whatever. disguise it --put icecubes in it and then sit down w him and say cheers, and chugalug when he politely sips. He'll love it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295942)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: Maize sneaky criminal market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295954)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: Titillating mother

im telling you, don't neglect this idea. Ukranians respect a man who can drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295964)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:21 AM
Author: Titillating mother

you act like you got a real delicacy--something wonderful and special at the supermarket --act really excited, and tell him what it is. make up something crazy, like cat, or I dunno something bizarre. my relatives did this to me--told me we were eating horse, just to fuck w me.

He'll love it. It's a classic foreigner joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295936)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: Maize sneaky criminal market

ok this is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295943)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: Titillating mother

try it and report back.

Practice the delivery a few times first though so you've got it down smooth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295967)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: vigorous potus ticket booth

Have your wife wear a mask and offer her to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295911)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: Maize sneaky criminal market

like a richard nixon mask?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295922)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: dark messiness roommate

zorro

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Bright apoplectic forum idea he suggested

Stick an air compressor tube in his ass, indians like that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295913)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:24 AM
Author: Trip Claret Menage



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: wild clear wagecucks theatre



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: fishy multi-billionaire

In the bathroom he’s most likely to use, shut off the electricity. Put some laxative in his food at dinner then go sit on the toilet naked with a rock hard cock (best to take 2-3 viagra). When he rushes in there to shit, he won’t be able to turn on the lights but won’t have time to run to another bathroom so he’ll sit and shit on your dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295958)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: Azure shaky office

haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295977)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:40 AM
Author: Walnut Geriatric Personal Credit Line Pit

180 prank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296004)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: fishy multi-billionaire

I did this once with my grandpa. Was 180 lols for weeks afterward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296118)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: Racy field



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: Maize sneaky criminal market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296389)