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Father in law is visiting. Suggest some pranks to play on him ITT.

He is FOB ukrainian and barely speaks english.
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  06/22/18
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  06/23/18
do the usual food jokes--like yr serving him CAT or somethin...
Marvelous mad cow disease
  06/23/18
should it be actual cat meat? the vodka one sounds like...
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  06/23/18
no you chug the water, to his amazement and awe.
Marvelous mad cow disease
  06/23/18
Thats more like a David Blaine kind of trick.
ultramarine business firm community account
  06/23/18
say "lets have some vodka or whiskey" and then go ...
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  06/23/18
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  06/23/18
im telling you, don't neglect this idea. Ukranians respect ...
Marvelous mad cow disease
  06/23/18
you act like you got a real delicacy--something wonderful an...
Marvelous mad cow disease
  06/23/18
ok this is good.
ultramarine business firm community account
  06/23/18
try it and report back. Practice the delivery a few tim...
Marvelous mad cow disease
  06/23/18
Have your wife wear a mask and offer her to him
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like a richard nixon mask?
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zorro
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haha wow holy shit
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180 prank
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: ultramarine business firm community account

He is FOB ukrainian and barely speaks english.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36290994)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: ultramarine business firm community account



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: Marvelous mad cow disease

do the usual food jokes--like yr serving him CAT or something like that.

Drink vodka w him but you pour yourself water.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295908)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: ultramarine business firm community account

should it be actual cat meat?

the vodka one sounds like I'm pranking myself. Or is the goal to get him liquored up and then get him to do gay shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295914)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Marvelous mad cow disease

no you chug the water, to his amazement and awe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295929)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: ultramarine business firm community account

Thats more like a David Blaine kind of trick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295934)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: Marvelous mad cow disease

say "lets have some vodka or whiskey" and then go in the back and prepare two YUGE glasses--one w whiskey and one w tea or whatever. disguise it --put icecubes in it and then sit down w him and say cheers, and chugalug when he politely sips. He'll love it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295942)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: ultramarine business firm community account



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: Marvelous mad cow disease

im telling you, don't neglect this idea. Ukranians respect a man who can drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295964)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:21 AM
Author: Marvelous mad cow disease

you act like you got a real delicacy--something wonderful and special at the supermarket --act really excited, and tell him what it is. make up something crazy, like cat, or I dunno something bizarre. my relatives did this to me--told me we were eating horse, just to fuck w me.

He'll love it. It's a classic foreigner joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295936)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: ultramarine business firm community account

ok this is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295943)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: Marvelous mad cow disease

try it and report back.

Practice the delivery a few times first though so you've got it down smooth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295967)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: cocky regret marketing idea

Have your wife wear a mask and offer her to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295911)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: ultramarine business firm community account

like a richard nixon mask?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295922)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: hairraiser hideous gaming laptop useless brakes

zorro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295928)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Chartreuse Ladyboy

Stick an air compressor tube in his ass, indians like that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295913)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:24 AM
Author: galvanic indian lodge fat ankles



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: Mildly autistic balding rehab



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: chest-beating state

In the bathroom he’s most likely to use, shut off the electricity. Put some laxative in his food at dinner then go sit on the toilet naked with a rock hard cock (best to take 2-3 viagra). When he rushes in there to shit, he won’t be able to turn on the lights but won’t have time to run to another bathroom so he’ll sit and shit on your dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295958)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: Well-lubricated shaky principal's office

haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295977)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:40 AM
Author: Arousing fluffy rigpig

180 prank

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: chest-beating state

I did this once with my grandpa. Was 180 lols for weeks afterward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296118)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: Trip magical location headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296138)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: ultramarine business firm community account



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