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Father in law is visiting. Suggest some pranks to play on him ITT.

He is FOB ukrainian and barely speaks english.
Mildly Autistic Dog Poop Tattoo
  06/22/18
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Mildly Autistic Dog Poop Tattoo
  06/23/18
do the usual food jokes--like yr serving him CAT or somethin...
mentally impaired wrinkle
  06/23/18
should it be actual cat meat? the vodka one sounds like...
Mildly Autistic Dog Poop Tattoo
  06/23/18
no you chug the water, to his amazement and awe.
mentally impaired wrinkle
  06/23/18
Thats more like a David Blaine kind of trick.
Mildly Autistic Dog Poop Tattoo
  06/23/18
say "lets have some vodka or whiskey" and then go ...
mentally impaired wrinkle
  06/23/18
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Mildly Autistic Dog Poop Tattoo
  06/23/18
im telling you, don't neglect this idea. Ukranians respect ...
mentally impaired wrinkle
  06/23/18
you act like you got a real delicacy--something wonderful an...
mentally impaired wrinkle
  06/23/18
ok this is good.
Mildly Autistic Dog Poop Tattoo
  06/23/18
try it and report back. Practice the delivery a few tim...
mentally impaired wrinkle
  06/23/18
Have your wife wear a mask and offer her to him
Mint floppy school cafeteria
  06/23/18
like a richard nixon mask?
Mildly Autistic Dog Poop Tattoo
  06/23/18
zorro
Exhilarant fanboi
  06/23/18
Stick an air compressor tube in his ass, indians like that o...
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beady-eyed cruel-hearted gas station fat ankles
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unholy range
  06/23/18
In the bathroom he’s most likely to use, shut off the electr...
Supple godawful office
  06/23/18
haha wow holy shit
bossy fuchsia church
  06/23/18
180 prank
jet thriller space useless brakes
  06/23/18
I did this once with my grandpa. Was 180 lols for weeks afte...
Supple godawful office
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Dog Poop Tattoo

He is FOB ukrainian and barely speaks english.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36290994)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Dog Poop Tattoo



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: mentally impaired wrinkle

do the usual food jokes--like yr serving him CAT or something like that.

Drink vodka w him but you pour yourself water.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295908)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Dog Poop Tattoo

should it be actual cat meat?

the vodka one sounds like I'm pranking myself. Or is the goal to get him liquored up and then get him to do gay shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295914)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: mentally impaired wrinkle

no you chug the water, to his amazement and awe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295929)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Dog Poop Tattoo

Thats more like a David Blaine kind of trick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295934)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: mentally impaired wrinkle

say "lets have some vodka or whiskey" and then go in the back and prepare two YUGE glasses--one w whiskey and one w tea or whatever. disguise it --put icecubes in it and then sit down w him and say cheers, and chugalug when he politely sips. He'll love it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295942)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Dog Poop Tattoo



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: mentally impaired wrinkle

im telling you, don't neglect this idea. Ukranians respect a man who can drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295964)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:21 AM
Author: mentally impaired wrinkle

you act like you got a real delicacy--something wonderful and special at the supermarket --act really excited, and tell him what it is. make up something crazy, like cat, or I dunno something bizarre. my relatives did this to me--told me we were eating horse, just to fuck w me.

He'll love it. It's a classic foreigner joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295936)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Dog Poop Tattoo

ok this is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295943)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: mentally impaired wrinkle

try it and report back.

Practice the delivery a few times first though so you've got it down smooth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295967)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Mint floppy school cafeteria

Have your wife wear a mask and offer her to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295911)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Dog Poop Tattoo

like a richard nixon mask?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295922)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: Exhilarant fanboi

zorro

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Bearded pale half-breed lay

Stick an air compressor tube in his ass, indians like that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295913)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:24 AM
Author: beady-eyed cruel-hearted gas station fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295949)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: unholy range



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: Supple godawful office

In the bathroom he’s most likely to use, shut off the electricity. Put some laxative in his food at dinner then go sit on the toilet naked with a rock hard cock (best to take 2-3 viagra). When he rushes in there to shit, he won’t be able to turn on the lights but won’t have time to run to another bathroom so he’ll sit and shit on your dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295958)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: bossy fuchsia church

haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295977)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:40 AM
Author: jet thriller space useless brakes

180 prank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296004)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Supple godawful office

I did this once with my grandpa. Was 180 lols for weeks afterward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296118)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: tan galvanic place of business therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296138)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Dog Poop Tattoo



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