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Father in law is visiting. Suggest some pranks to play on him ITT.

He is FOB ukrainian and barely speaks english.
Orchid thirsty knife
  06/22/18
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Orchid thirsty knife
  06/23/18
do the usual food jokes--like yr serving him CAT or somethin...
shivering opaque field
  06/23/18
should it be actual cat meat? the vodka one sounds like...
Orchid thirsty knife
  06/23/18
no you chug the water, to his amazement and awe.
shivering opaque field
  06/23/18
Thats more like a David Blaine kind of trick.
Orchid thirsty knife
  06/23/18
say "lets have some vodka or whiskey" and then go ...
shivering opaque field
  06/23/18
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Orchid thirsty knife
  06/23/18
im telling you, don't neglect this idea. Ukranians respect ...
shivering opaque field
  06/23/18
you act like you got a real delicacy--something wonderful an...
shivering opaque field
  06/23/18
ok this is good.
Orchid thirsty knife
  06/23/18
try it and report back. Practice the delivery a few tim...
shivering opaque field
  06/23/18
Have your wife wear a mask and offer her to him
trip ladyboy meetinghouse
  06/23/18
like a richard nixon mask?
Orchid thirsty knife
  06/23/18
zorro
federal greedy library
  06/23/18
Stick an air compressor tube in his ass, indians like that o...
Bateful rusted gas station sex offender
  06/23/18
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ruddy exciting boistinker jew
  06/23/18
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Vibrant brethren
  06/23/18
In the bathroom he’s most likely to use, shut off the electr...
floppy henna nowag genital piercing
  06/23/18
haha wow holy shit
at-the-ready odious hominid antidepressant drug
  06/23/18
180 prank
Lascivious Shrine
  06/23/18
I did this once with my grandpa. Was 180 lols for weeks afte...
floppy henna nowag genital piercing
  06/23/18
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Talented Pungent Location
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Orchid thirsty knife
  06/23/18


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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: Orchid thirsty knife

He is FOB ukrainian and barely speaks english.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36290994)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Orchid thirsty knife



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: shivering opaque field

do the usual food jokes--like yr serving him CAT or something like that.

Drink vodka w him but you pour yourself water.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295908)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Orchid thirsty knife

should it be actual cat meat?

the vodka one sounds like I'm pranking myself. Or is the goal to get him liquored up and then get him to do gay shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295914)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: shivering opaque field

no you chug the water, to his amazement and awe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295929)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Orchid thirsty knife

Thats more like a David Blaine kind of trick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295934)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: shivering opaque field

say "lets have some vodka or whiskey" and then go in the back and prepare two YUGE glasses--one w whiskey and one w tea or whatever. disguise it --put icecubes in it and then sit down w him and say cheers, and chugalug when he politely sips. He'll love it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295942)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: Orchid thirsty knife



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: shivering opaque field

im telling you, don't neglect this idea. Ukranians respect a man who can drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295964)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:21 AM
Author: shivering opaque field

you act like you got a real delicacy--something wonderful and special at the supermarket --act really excited, and tell him what it is. make up something crazy, like cat, or I dunno something bizarre. my relatives did this to me--told me we were eating horse, just to fuck w me.

He'll love it. It's a classic foreigner joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295936)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: Orchid thirsty knife

ok this is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295943)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: shivering opaque field

try it and report back.

Practice the delivery a few times first though so you've got it down smooth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295967)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: trip ladyboy meetinghouse

Have your wife wear a mask and offer her to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295911)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: Orchid thirsty knife

like a richard nixon mask?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295922)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: federal greedy library

zorro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295928)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Bateful rusted gas station sex offender

Stick an air compressor tube in his ass, indians like that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295913)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:24 AM
Author: ruddy exciting boistinker jew



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: Vibrant brethren



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: floppy henna nowag genital piercing

In the bathroom he’s most likely to use, shut off the electricity. Put some laxative in his food at dinner then go sit on the toilet naked with a rock hard cock (best to take 2-3 viagra). When he rushes in there to shit, he won’t be able to turn on the lights but won’t have time to run to another bathroom so he’ll sit and shit on your dick.

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: at-the-ready odious hominid antidepressant drug

haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295977)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:40 AM
Author: Lascivious Shrine

180 prank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296004)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: floppy henna nowag genital piercing

I did this once with my grandpa. Was 180 lols for weeks afterward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296118)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: Talented Pungent Location



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: Orchid thirsty knife



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