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Father in law is visiting. Suggest some pranks to play on him ITT.

He is FOB ukrainian and barely speaks english.
Khaki Parlor Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/22/18
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Khaki Parlor Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/23/18
do the usual food jokes--like yr serving him CAT or somethin...
Infuriating point genital piercing
  06/23/18
should it be actual cat meat? the vodka one sounds like...
Khaki Parlor Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/23/18
no you chug the water, to his amazement and awe.
Infuriating point genital piercing
  06/23/18
Thats more like a David Blaine kind of trick.
Khaki Parlor Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/23/18
say "lets have some vodka or whiskey" and then go ...
Infuriating point genital piercing
  06/23/18
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Khaki Parlor Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/23/18
im telling you, don't neglect this idea. Ukranians respect ...
Infuriating point genital piercing
  06/23/18
you act like you got a real delicacy--something wonderful an...
Infuriating point genital piercing
  06/23/18
ok this is good.
Khaki Parlor Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/23/18
try it and report back. Practice the delivery a few tim...
Infuriating point genital piercing
  06/23/18
Have your wife wear a mask and offer her to him
irate cheese-eating gaming laptop
  06/23/18
like a richard nixon mask?
Khaki Parlor Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/23/18
zorro
exhilarant immigrant garrison
  06/23/18
Stick an air compressor tube in his ass, indians like that o...
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slippery prole
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Sadistic medicated university
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In the bathroom he’s most likely to use, shut off the electr...
coiffed home
  06/23/18
haha wow holy shit
vivacious area blood rage
  06/23/18
180 prank
crystalline halford
  06/23/18
I did this once with my grandpa. Was 180 lols for weeks afte...
coiffed home
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Khaki Parlor Mad-dog Skullcap
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: Khaki Parlor Mad-dog Skullcap

He is FOB ukrainian and barely speaks english.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36290994)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Khaki Parlor Mad-dog Skullcap



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: Infuriating point genital piercing

do the usual food jokes--like yr serving him CAT or something like that.

Drink vodka w him but you pour yourself water.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295908)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Khaki Parlor Mad-dog Skullcap

should it be actual cat meat?

the vodka one sounds like I'm pranking myself. Or is the goal to get him liquored up and then get him to do gay shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295914)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Infuriating point genital piercing

no you chug the water, to his amazement and awe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295929)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Khaki Parlor Mad-dog Skullcap

Thats more like a David Blaine kind of trick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295934)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: Infuriating point genital piercing

say "lets have some vodka or whiskey" and then go in the back and prepare two YUGE glasses--one w whiskey and one w tea or whatever. disguise it --put icecubes in it and then sit down w him and say cheers, and chugalug when he politely sips. He'll love it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295942)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: Khaki Parlor Mad-dog Skullcap



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: Infuriating point genital piercing

im telling you, don't neglect this idea. Ukranians respect a man who can drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295964)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:21 AM
Author: Infuriating point genital piercing

you act like you got a real delicacy--something wonderful and special at the supermarket --act really excited, and tell him what it is. make up something crazy, like cat, or I dunno something bizarre. my relatives did this to me--told me we were eating horse, just to fuck w me.

He'll love it. It's a classic foreigner joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295936)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: Khaki Parlor Mad-dog Skullcap

ok this is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295943)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: Infuriating point genital piercing

try it and report back.

Practice the delivery a few times first though so you've got it down smooth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295967)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: irate cheese-eating gaming laptop

Have your wife wear a mask and offer her to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295911)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: Khaki Parlor Mad-dog Skullcap

like a richard nixon mask?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295922)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: exhilarant immigrant garrison

zorro

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Thriller startling house legend

Stick an air compressor tube in his ass, indians like that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295913)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:24 AM
Author: slippery prole



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: Sadistic medicated university



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: coiffed home

In the bathroom he’s most likely to use, shut off the electricity. Put some laxative in his food at dinner then go sit on the toilet naked with a rock hard cock (best to take 2-3 viagra). When he rushes in there to shit, he won’t be able to turn on the lights but won’t have time to run to another bathroom so he’ll sit and shit on your dick.

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: vivacious area blood rage

haha wow holy shit

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:40 AM
Author: crystalline halford

180 prank

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: coiffed home

I did this once with my grandpa. Was 180 lols for weeks afterward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296118)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: Amethyst odious cuckoldry



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: Khaki Parlor Mad-dog Skullcap



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