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Father in law is visiting. Suggest some pranks to play on him ITT.

He is FOB ukrainian and barely speaks english.
Bat-shit-crazy dilemma scourge upon the earth
  06/22/18
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Bat-shit-crazy dilemma scourge upon the earth
  06/23/18
do the usual food jokes--like yr serving him CAT or somethin...
Passionate indecent deer antler
  06/23/18
should it be actual cat meat? the vodka one sounds like...
Bat-shit-crazy dilemma scourge upon the earth
  06/23/18
no you chug the water, to his amazement and awe.
Passionate indecent deer antler
  06/23/18
Thats more like a David Blaine kind of trick.
Bat-shit-crazy dilemma scourge upon the earth
  06/23/18
say "lets have some vodka or whiskey" and then go ...
Passionate indecent deer antler
  06/23/18
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Bat-shit-crazy dilemma scourge upon the earth
  06/23/18
im telling you, don't neglect this idea. Ukranians respect ...
Passionate indecent deer antler
  06/23/18
you act like you got a real delicacy--something wonderful an...
Passionate indecent deer antler
  06/23/18
ok this is good.
Bat-shit-crazy dilemma scourge upon the earth
  06/23/18
try it and report back. Practice the delivery a few tim...
Passionate indecent deer antler
  06/23/18
Have your wife wear a mask and offer her to him
crusty office useless brakes
  06/23/18
like a richard nixon mask?
Bat-shit-crazy dilemma scourge upon the earth
  06/23/18
zorro
cocky business firm hunting ground
  06/23/18
Stick an air compressor tube in his ass, indians like that o...
poppy set national security agency
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tantric vivacious twinkling uncleanness
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Razzle Public Bath Selfie
  06/23/18
In the bathroom he’s most likely to use, shut off the electr...
Adventurous soggy background story
  06/23/18
haha wow holy shit
Fragrant Nibblets Ceo
  06/23/18
180 prank
impertinent swashbuckling foreskin
  06/23/18
I did this once with my grandpa. Was 180 lols for weeks afte...
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beady-eyed kitty cat
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy dilemma scourge upon the earth

He is FOB ukrainian and barely speaks english.

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy dilemma scourge upon the earth



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: Passionate indecent deer antler

do the usual food jokes--like yr serving him CAT or something like that.

Drink vodka w him but you pour yourself water.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295908)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy dilemma scourge upon the earth

should it be actual cat meat?

the vodka one sounds like I'm pranking myself. Or is the goal to get him liquored up and then get him to do gay shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295914)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Passionate indecent deer antler

no you chug the water, to his amazement and awe.

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy dilemma scourge upon the earth

Thats more like a David Blaine kind of trick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295934)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: Passionate indecent deer antler

say "lets have some vodka or whiskey" and then go in the back and prepare two YUGE glasses--one w whiskey and one w tea or whatever. disguise it --put icecubes in it and then sit down w him and say cheers, and chugalug when he politely sips. He'll love it.

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy dilemma scourge upon the earth



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: Passionate indecent deer antler

im telling you, don't neglect this idea. Ukranians respect a man who can drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295964)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:21 AM
Author: Passionate indecent deer antler

you act like you got a real delicacy--something wonderful and special at the supermarket --act really excited, and tell him what it is. make up something crazy, like cat, or I dunno something bizarre. my relatives did this to me--told me we were eating horse, just to fuck w me.

He'll love it. It's a classic foreigner joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295936)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy dilemma scourge upon the earth

ok this is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295943)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: Passionate indecent deer antler

try it and report back.

Practice the delivery a few times first though so you've got it down smooth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295967)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: crusty office useless brakes

Have your wife wear a mask and offer her to him

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy dilemma scourge upon the earth

like a richard nixon mask?

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: cocky business firm hunting ground

zorro

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: poppy set national security agency

Stick an air compressor tube in his ass, indians like that one

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:24 AM
Author: tantric vivacious twinkling uncleanness



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: Razzle Public Bath Selfie



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: Adventurous soggy background story

In the bathroom he’s most likely to use, shut off the electricity. Put some laxative in his food at dinner then go sit on the toilet naked with a rock hard cock (best to take 2-3 viagra). When he rushes in there to shit, he won’t be able to turn on the lights but won’t have time to run to another bathroom so he’ll sit and shit on your dick.

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: Fragrant Nibblets Ceo

haha wow holy shit

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:40 AM
Author: impertinent swashbuckling foreskin

180 prank

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Adventurous soggy background story

I did this once with my grandpa. Was 180 lols for weeks afterward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296118)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: beady-eyed kitty cat



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy dilemma scourge upon the earth



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