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Father in law is visiting. Suggest some pranks to play on him ITT.
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:06 PM Author: Histrionic locale He is FOB ukrainian and barely speaks english. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36290994) |
Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:11 AM Author: Histrionic locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295901) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:14 AM Author: nubile base ratface do the usual food jokes--like yr serving him CAT or something like that.
Drink vodka w him but you pour yourself water.
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:17 AM Author: Histrionic locale should it be actual cat meat?
the vodka one sounds like I'm pranking myself. Or is the goal to get him liquored up and then get him to do gay shit? |
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:20 AM Author: nubile base ratface no you chug the water, to his amazement and awe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295929) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:20 AM Author: Histrionic locale Thats more like a David Blaine kind of trick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295934) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:22 AM Author: nubile base ratface say "lets have some vodka or whiskey" and then go in the back and prepare two YUGE glasses--one w whiskey and one w tea or whatever. disguise it --put icecubes in it and then sit down w him and say cheers, and chugalug when he politely sips. He'll love it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295942) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:26 AM Author: Histrionic locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295954) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:30 AM Author: nubile base ratface im telling you, don't neglect this idea. Ukranians respect a man who can drink. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295964) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:21 AM Author: nubile base ratface you act like you got a real delicacy--something wonderful and special at the supermarket --act really excited, and tell him what it is. make up something crazy, like cat, or I dunno something bizarre. my relatives did this to me--told me we were eating horse, just to fuck w me.
He'll love it. It's a classic foreigner joke. |
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:23 AM Author: Histrionic locale ok this is good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295943) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:30 AM Author: nubile base ratface try it and report back.
Practice the delivery a few times first though so you've got it down smooth. |
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:16 AM Author: sapphire haunting athletic conference Have your wife wear a mask and offer her to him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295911) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:18 AM Author: Histrionic locale like a richard nixon mask? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295922) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:19 AM Author: Red fortuitous meteor zorro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295928) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:16 AM Author: translucent appetizing abode Stick an air compressor tube in his ass, indians like that one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295913) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:24 AM Author: buff cuckold business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295949) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:05 AM Author: Confused dragon organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296136) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:27 AM Author: slap-happy goyim stag film In the bathroom he’s most likely to use, shut off the electricity. Put some laxative in his food at dinner then go sit on the toilet naked with a rock hard cock (best to take 2-3 viagra). When he rushes in there to shit, he won’t be able to turn on the lights but won’t have time to run to another bathroom so he’ll sit and shit on your dick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295958) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:33 AM Author: heady hot theater associate haha wow holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295977) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:40 AM Author: Disrespectful stage 180 prank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296004) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:01 AM Author: slap-happy goyim stag film I did this once with my grandpa. Was 180 lols for weeks afterward. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296118) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:06 AM Author: Self-absorbed boiling water rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296138) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2018 12:12 PM Author: Histrionic locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296389) |