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Father in law is visiting. Suggest some pranks to play on him ITT.

He is FOB ukrainian and barely speaks english.
Pearl comical jewess coffee pot
  06/22/18
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Pearl comical jewess coffee pot
  06/23/18
do the usual food jokes--like yr serving him CAT or somethin...
Bateful masturbator den
  06/23/18
should it be actual cat meat? the vodka one sounds like...
Pearl comical jewess coffee pot
  06/23/18
no you chug the water, to his amazement and awe.
Bateful masturbator den
  06/23/18
Thats more like a David Blaine kind of trick.
Pearl comical jewess coffee pot
  06/23/18
say "lets have some vodka or whiskey" and then go ...
Bateful masturbator den
  06/23/18
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Pearl comical jewess coffee pot
  06/23/18
im telling you, don't neglect this idea. Ukranians respect ...
Bateful masturbator den
  06/23/18
you act like you got a real delicacy--something wonderful an...
Bateful masturbator den
  06/23/18
ok this is good.
Pearl comical jewess coffee pot
  06/23/18
try it and report back. Practice the delivery a few tim...
Bateful masturbator den
  06/23/18
Have your wife wear a mask and offer her to him
chrome cruel-hearted ladyboy
  06/23/18
like a richard nixon mask?
Pearl comical jewess coffee pot
  06/23/18
zorro
Impressive Marvelous Business Firm Indirect Expression
  06/23/18
Stick an air compressor tube in his ass, indians like that o...
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Appetizing hyperventilating location
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Talented kink-friendly step-uncle's house
  06/23/18
In the bathroom he’s most likely to use, shut off the electr...
Frisky gas station
  06/23/18
haha wow holy shit
Know-it-all Whorehouse
  06/23/18
180 prank
Hairraiser Laser Beams
  06/23/18
I did this once with my grandpa. Was 180 lols for weeks afte...
Frisky gas station
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Bronze doctorate
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: Pearl comical jewess coffee pot

He is FOB ukrainian and barely speaks english.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36290994)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Pearl comical jewess coffee pot



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:14 AM
Author: Bateful masturbator den

do the usual food jokes--like yr serving him CAT or something like that.

Drink vodka w him but you pour yourself water.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295908)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Pearl comical jewess coffee pot

should it be actual cat meat?

the vodka one sounds like I'm pranking myself. Or is the goal to get him liquored up and then get him to do gay shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295914)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Bateful masturbator den

no you chug the water, to his amazement and awe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295929)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Pearl comical jewess coffee pot

Thats more like a David Blaine kind of trick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295934)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:22 AM
Author: Bateful masturbator den

say "lets have some vodka or whiskey" and then go in the back and prepare two YUGE glasses--one w whiskey and one w tea or whatever. disguise it --put icecubes in it and then sit down w him and say cheers, and chugalug when he politely sips. He'll love it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295942)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: Pearl comical jewess coffee pot



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: Bateful masturbator den

im telling you, don't neglect this idea. Ukranians respect a man who can drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295964)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:21 AM
Author: Bateful masturbator den

you act like you got a real delicacy--something wonderful and special at the supermarket --act really excited, and tell him what it is. make up something crazy, like cat, or I dunno something bizarre. my relatives did this to me--told me we were eating horse, just to fuck w me.

He'll love it. It's a classic foreigner joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295936)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: Pearl comical jewess coffee pot

ok this is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295943)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: Bateful masturbator den

try it and report back.

Practice the delivery a few times first though so you've got it down smooth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295967)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: chrome cruel-hearted ladyboy

Have your wife wear a mask and offer her to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295911)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: Pearl comical jewess coffee pot

like a richard nixon mask?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295922)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:19 AM
Author: Impressive Marvelous Business Firm Indirect Expression

zorro

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Flesh Ungodly Indian Lodge Puppy

Stick an air compressor tube in his ass, indians like that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295913)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:24 AM
Author: Appetizing hyperventilating location



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: Talented kink-friendly step-uncle's house



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:27 AM
Author: Frisky gas station

In the bathroom he’s most likely to use, shut off the electricity. Put some laxative in his food at dinner then go sit on the toilet naked with a rock hard cock (best to take 2-3 viagra). When he rushes in there to shit, he won’t be able to turn on the lights but won’t have time to run to another bathroom so he’ll sit and shit on your dick.

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:33 AM
Author: Know-it-all Whorehouse

haha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36295977)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:40 AM
Author: Hairraiser Laser Beams

180 prank

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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Frisky gas station

I did this once with my grandpa. Was 180 lols for weeks afterward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008071&forum_id=2#36296118)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 11:06 AM
Author: Bronze doctorate



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: Pearl comical jewess coffee pot



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