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http://www.unipka.ca/stories/Lake_Spirit.html After livin...
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What other elders say about this part of the story Some sa...
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cuckoldry is universal
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http://capa.conncoll.edu/duhamel.ww2v.html#6 Everyone kno...
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wow the creation myth of NOWAGs
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The Man With the Short Penis His two wives never mentione...
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The Rumpless Ones Back then only Sun Woman had a vagina. ...
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  06/22/18
holy shit, the moon man origin story. ~~ancient wisdom~~
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lol
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Great thread. Would read again.
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Date: June 22nd, 2018 2:03 PM
Author: aromatic disturbing menage

http://www.unipka.ca/stories/Lake_Spirit.html

After living in a particular area, Kiviuq, who had two wives, moved with them to another camp. He continued to hunt and provide for his family.

He would hunt for caribou and take his catch home for his wives to prepare and cook. This went on for a while.

The wives developed a pattern of gathering firewood then falling asleep. He soon started coming home to find them sleeping. This aroused his curiousity so he began to spy on them.

After gathering firewood, his wives went to a small lake and when they reached the edge of the lake, they gathered some stones in the flap of their amauti and threw them into the lake. They continued to throw the stones into the empty lake, calling “Big penis, big penis, show yourself!”

A large penis shot out of the water causing the two women to giggle with glee. The first woman removed her pants and waded into the water, then began romping on the penis, satisfying herself. Once she was done, she went back onto the shore. The second wife also did the same thing.

Once their sexual escapade was done, the women gathered their firewood and returned to their tent to sleep. Later on Kiviuq pretended to come home from hunting.

Bright and early the next morning, while his wives were still asleep, Kiviuq left for the lake. His wives’ actions angered him so much that he sought revenge. He gathered stones then threw them into the water, calling “Big penis, big penis show yourself.”

The penis showed itself, instantly Kiviuq waded into the water, grabbed the penis with his hand, and with the knife he had tied onto his kamik string, he chopped off the penis at its root. Instantly the lake was covered with blood.

He took the penis home and cooked it before waking his wives. He awoke them and told them to eat.

As the women ate, the talkative one asked, “What is this meat, it seems rather tasty and has a distinct odour?” Kiviuq answered, “It is the penis of your lover!” “Yuk” replied the other woman, but Kiviuq made them eat the whole thing until it was finished.

That being done, they moved onto another area where they found many live maggots. Using both his inner and outer footwear as bags, Kiviuq began gathering the maggots. He took them home and placed them onto the sleeping platform. He then asked his wives, “Which are you most afraid of, maggots or a sharp pana?”

One wife replied, “I am not afraid of maggots, one can kill them by merely bursting them.” Kiviuq then had her remove her pants and let her sit on the maggots. They entered her body by her vagina.

As the maggots entered her body she said, “They’re eating my guts, and finishing it and now they are eating my liver and finishing it and on to my lungs and finishing it, now they’re eating my heart and finishing it…” Then she died. The maggots in her body began changing into rodents and came out of her mouth and any open areas of her body.

He then asked his second wife, “Which are you most afraid of, maggots or a sharp pana?” Right away she replied, “If you’ll kill me instantly, I am not afraid of the pana.” He then stabbed her in the heart with his pana, instantly killing her. Kiviuq continued on his journey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008117&forum_id=2#36291377)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 2:04 PM
Author: aromatic disturbing menage

What other elders say about this part of the story

Some say that the penis belonged to the spirit of the lake. I (Kira) wonder if the women had a relationship with that spirit – for example if the lake spirit was a tuurngaq, or shaman’s helping spirit. This would mean that at least one of the wives was also a shaman, which is very possible given what happens next.

Many of the elders say that Kiviuq buried his two wives under rocks and several add that the fox he meets in the next part of the story came out from one of the graves, indicating that she was the reincarnation of the wife. Shamans are known to reincarnate as animals between their human lives. During this time they learn much important information from the animal experience.

Some elders point out that the women were neglecting their work, and thus needed to learn a lesson. In the arctic world every person is needed, each must do his or her part to keep the society alive. When someone neglects important work such as treating hides and preparing food, they threaten the lives of their neighbours and families. However the elders agreed that Kiviuq was very wrong to kill his wives. A number of elders said that Kiviuq, still angry, took a burning brand from the fire and burned one of the lemmings that came from his wife’s body. This is probably the most distressing part of the story for today’s listeners. It’s important to discuss it and to realize that no one in traditional society would ever think that it was OK for Kiviuq to kill his wives.



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 2:05 PM
Author: learning disabled school cafeteria

cuckoldry is universal

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Date: June 22nd, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: aromatic disturbing menage

http://capa.conncoll.edu/duhamel.ww2v.html#6

Everyone knows not to have sex after handling a corpse.

But Him-Whose-Penis-Stretches-Down-To-His-Knees

pointed to his groin and said, "This big fellow isn't afraid of taboos."

His wife warned him, but he just laughed as he rolled her onto her back.

The next day a huge raven rose up from a boulder

and grabbed the penis of Him-Whose-Penis-Stretches-Down-To-His-Knees.

The raven tugged as though the penis were a frozen piece of fish.

The raven tugged until he tore off most of the penis, then flew away.

Now people from the village point to the man

whose urges couldn't wait one more day.

They taunt him by calling out his new name: Him-Whose-Penis-

Barely-Peeps-From-Its-Cave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008117&forum_id=2#36291486)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 3:34 PM
Author: Bateful bisexual keepsake machete

wow the creation myth of NOWAGs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008117&forum_id=2#36292091)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 2:23 PM
Author: aromatic disturbing menage

The Man With the Short Penis

His two wives never mentioned it, because, other than that,

he was a nice husband. He hunted big caribou

and told good stories. He let them sleep near him,

where it was warm. But one day when they were curing the meat

while their fired husband rested, one said to the other,

"Do you love your husband?"

"Yes," she answered, "Do you?"

They nudged each other and went to the husband's bed.

They took off his blanket, then his pants.

They meant to arouse him but instead they burst out laughing

at his tiny flaccid penis which was barely even there.

That woke up the husband. And though the wives wouldn't tell

why they were laughing, the husband guessed. He asked them to make a fire

and when they did, he poured oil all over it.

He threw them in one by one, then jumped in himself,

his shame that big, his penis that small.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008117&forum_id=2#36291548)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: aromatic disturbing menage

The Rumpless Ones

Back then only Sun Woman had a vagina.

Only Sun Woman and her brother Moon Man

had anuses. They traveled, not knowing their privilege

until they came upon a settlement. Outside the igloos

were lumps of caribou breasts and rich suet --

the villagers had to suck their meat without swallowing

since there was no way for them to expel it.

Babies back then were cut from the womb, the mother

sewn back together with braided caribou sinew.

Sister Sun and Brother Moon wanted the kind of love

siblings could not give to each other

so they looked among the people for companions.

Moon Man, to consummate his marriage, took a knife

and gently slit his wife in the crotch. Instead of blood,

a vulva and vagina appeared. Sister Sun

was the first in the village to give birth

by breaking her water and going into labor.

Her baby was the first of the village to have both genitals

and an anus. The women of the settlement sang their praises,

wielding knives between their legs. Then, men

and women alike seized meat forks

and stabbed themselves in the rear.

Those who hit the right places gained anuses

and the party began. People, like none other before them,

gobbled down food and gulped up love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008117&forum_id=2#36291752)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 3:52 PM
Author: Bateful bisexual keepsake machete

holy shit, the moon man origin story. ~~ancient wisdom~~

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008117&forum_id=2#36292249)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 3:12 PM
Author: avocado diverse market hunting ground

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008117&forum_id=2#36291916)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: aromatic disturbing menage

Her-Whose-Vagina-Ate-Men

She wasn't a giant. And no, her vagina

didn't have teeth. Instead it was like a hollow snake

able to swallow whole big things.

This woman's vagina didn't lead, like others,

to a womb. Instead its slippery path

pulled men like metal right to her magnet stomach.

There, the men churned with blubber and seal meat

she'd recently eaten. Other women looked for the remnants

of their missing husbands in the shit

of Her-Whose-Vagina-Ate-Men. Sometimes,

a gold tooth, an unmistakable button.

Widows didn't cry much. They knew

a stray husband was worth less than a dog --

which wives could at least have for supper

if they grew hungry enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008117&forum_id=2#36291945)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 3:21 PM
Author: avocado diverse market hunting ground



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: Peach vigorous lay fortuitous meteor



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Olive galvanic den legend

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008117&forum_id=2#36292136)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 4:06 PM
Author: Titillating jade plaza

Great thread. Would read again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008117&forum_id=2#36292350)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 5:05 PM
Author: Cracking station



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Date: June 24th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: aromatic disturbing menage



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Date: June 29th, 2018 11:32 PM
Author: Olive galvanic den legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008117&forum_id=2#36338637)



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Date: January 6th, 2019 1:49 AM
Author: aromatic disturbing menage

Astonished this never took off more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4008117&forum_id=2#37536183)