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HYPO: Date Scarlett Johannson, but she can only fart directly into your mouth

Every time she's about to fart she has to drop her pants, pr...
duck-like puppy forum
  06/23/18
You mean this old wrinkled version?
hyperactive tantric circlehead mediation
  06/23/18
I feel like if it were 23-year-old ScarJo instead of 33-year...
duck-like puppy forum
  06/23/18


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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:39 PM
Author: duck-like puppy forum

Every time she's about to fart she has to drop her pants, press her bare asshole against your open mouth and you have to inhale deeply as she lets one loose. Every. Single. Time. Day or night. At work, at a meeting, at church or at home. Doesn't matter what she just ate.

I think I would tolerate it for long enough to have sex with her three or four times, then I would bail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009011&forum_id=2#36298989)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:42 PM
Author: hyperactive tantric circlehead mediation

You mean this old wrinkled version?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009011&forum_id=2#36298998)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: duck-like puppy forum

I feel like if it were 23-year-old ScarJo instead of 33-year-old ScarJo then there wouldn't be as much at stake. Her farts probably didn't even smell like anything at age 23 (except for, perhaps, roses and a little bit of sunshine).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4009011&forum_id=2#36299014)