10 cold beers just sitting by door to my hotel room; snatched em up, how fucked?
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Date: June 25th, 2018 6:51 PM Author: coiffed public bath
traveling for a work conference. three partial six packs: one six pack of regular hard cider half-full; one six pack of "dry" cider half-full; and one IPA six pack with four cans still in the box.
they were all just sitting there, directly outside the door of the room next to me after i checked in at approximately 3:30 pm local time. right after i open the door to my room and drop my stuff i check whether the coast is still clear out in the hallway and then snatched them all up and loaded them into my fridge. all three were still pretty cold, so i would think that either housekeeping had just removed them after cleaning the room next door or some other guest was changing rooms within the hotel, got them out of the old room, but didn't realize they'd forgotten the keycard for new room and had to run down to front desk for a copy.
the door wasn't propped open and there were no housekeeping carts in the vicinity, which is why i'm leaning towards the room key theory. i guess someone could have just been bringing them up from the car, but then all the six packs being partly consumed and still cold wouldn't really make sense.
should i get wasted on this random eclectic selection of mismatched booze in honor of TT's reappearance on xo? should i be concerned that maybe my neighbor will come back, find his booze missing and presume it was the guy next door who swiped them? it's a fairly nice hotel so i'm sure there's cameras in the hall, but i don't think the beers or the doors would be visible since the rooms are set-back slightly from the rest of the hallway, like in most hotels, and the assortment was sitting *literally* like a millimeter in front of my neighbor's door. even if he does come back and suspects i swiped the stash the cops or hotel staff can't just come into my room and demand to search my fridge without any evidence that i actually took them, right?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4010183&forum_id=2#36308362)
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Date: June 25th, 2018 7:06 PM Author: coiffed public bath
even back when i lived in a cage at the hell room, Halford could only ever get two, maybe three beer cans up my ass at the same time. and i'm sure my asshold has tightened back up some in the few years since my escape.
i like the idea of getting rid of the evidence, though. i could take all the cans out of their packaging and store them all in my suitcase that has a built-in combination lock. (it's a nice hardshell TUMI that i think cost like $800 new; one of my turd relatives sent it to me as a graduation president because it was still less expensive than flying here from turd land for the actual ceremony)
then i could *discretely* put the packaging and box in a nondescript bag and throw that away in some inconspicuous common area of the hotel or maybe on another floor since my room's pretty close to the stairs.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4010183&forum_id=2#36308431)
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Date: June 25th, 2018 7:23 PM Author: coiffed public bath
yeah that's my main concern, man. i mean i don't think there's that much risk because i can always just say something like i wasn't trying to *steal* any property, i just incorrectly *assumed* the booze was discarded by people checking out who hadn't finished all of it the night before and left it out in the hall for someone to find so it wouldn't go to waste, right?
i'm just concerned because i'm actually back in Texas at the moment and even though it's been dismissed and expunged and everything i assume cops and prosecutors can still find out about my prior ... ahem ... "involvement" with the criminal justice system when they run my info. i wouldn't want to get treated like some multiple-offender hardened criminal if shit did go down. i make way too much ca$$h to qualify for a TTT public defender and i don't think Pater North would be too keen on paying this time around. you know, since i'm like supposed to be a grown-up now and the last time he had to hire some $4,500 criminal lawyer for me it was because i was charged with beating the piss out of him. then again, maybe that'd make him more motivated to pay if i asked. dorito dad's always been kind of a pussy like that.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4010183&forum_id=2#36308505) |
Date: June 25th, 2018 7:18 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal Frozen Address Feces
I think most likely:
Someone was probably checking out and left them by a friend's door.
Someone checked into a room, found them in the fridge, and called down to the front desk to collect them from the hall after borrowing a few.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4010183&forum_id=2#36308478) |
Date: June 25th, 2018 7:44 PM Author: amethyst mildly autistic mental disorder giraffe
You are an insult to desis everywhere. JFC, even I would not do that. That's like what $25 in beer? Just go fucking buy it you dumb cheap Indian bastard.
They probably let it outside cause they injected it with nigga AIDS cum.
Enjoy it tonite faggo
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4010183&forum_id=2#36308629) |
Date: June 25th, 2018 8:21 PM Author: coiffed public bath
decided to say "fuck it" and i just cracked open the first IPA! gonna self-bump some of my own best posts and threads while i get a buzz going.
then maybe i'll stumble out to the bars and do some more monday drinking while harassing innocent bitches who don't show any interest in me, to honor TT's reappearance on xo nearly two years after he immediately self-deported from the bort in shame upon realizing that Trump was actually gonna MAGA.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4010183&forum_id=2#36308812) |
Date: June 25th, 2018 9:32 PM Author: coiffed public bath
Just cracked open IPA número three and no sign of the cops!!
Thinking maybe i should engage the pizza tracker, cr friends??? I already went to the gym this morning so I feel like I deserve it.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4010183&forum_id=2#36309272) |
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Date: June 25th, 2018 10:25 PM Author: coiffed public bath
lol quotemo that's your third shitty and obviously MAF poast about me ITT
how about this faggot. how about i'll set ONE can aside right now (i'll write 'XOXOHTH' on it or something) and YOU try to look for me/come on up to my room. IF you manage to knock on my door BEFORE i've finished off the rest of the alcohol, i'll give YOU the xo can and every other unopened can i still have left. but if you DON'T knock at all or don't knock until AFTER i've killed off the rest, then i get to keep the xo can, which i will drink after i get done giving you the most violent assfucking of your pathetic faggot quotemo life. how would that be? how would that be you fucking faggot???
don't worry about how i'll collect my prize in the event you can't find me at all. i'll save the xo can and come find you.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4010183&forum_id=2#36309529) |
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