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Date: June 25th, 2018 10:55 PM Author: Silver nursing home
when i was about 11 or 12 i was with two of my friends and we were walking into some deep woods behind our neighborhood. i don't know exactly how far we had gone, but we had probably been walking for an hour or more through semi-thick brush.
eventually the woods opened up to a clearing. in the clearing there was a wooden crate -- like a large one that you would see in a movie.
it was getting dark and we hadn't actually walked out of the trees into the clearing so it would've been hard for anyone to see us. we kind of stood there for a minute looking at it not really knowing what to do, and something just felt off. one of the boys that was with me walked out first. i actually turned around to go home because something felt so strange.
we had been talking and laughing so i guess we didn't realize how quiet it had gotten, especially now that it was dusk outside. my friend gets up to the crate and yells for us to come look while he's looking into it.
anyway, the top wasn't actually secured to the thing and we pulled it off. in the crate there were some rolled up tarps, kitchen utensils, old underwear, newspapers, and some other smaller boxes. we heard someone yell something at us and we immediately ran the hell away back into the woods. we never saw who it was that yelled at us, but it had to have been an older man.
this is odd because this crate was DEEP in the woods, and we hadn't seen anybody else the entire time we were there.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4010339&forum_id=2#36309688) |
Date: June 25th, 2018 10:57 PM Author: bateful wild public bath
man caresses his 30 year old, adult daughter's hair (who he is supposedly NOT butt fucking) and tells her "your hair looks pretty"
I literally got CHILLS witnessing this
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4010339&forum_id=2#36309710) |
Date: June 25th, 2018 11:02 PM Author: bateful wild public bath
k, id idn't witness this, but i trust my friend who did
my JOO friend was in a synagogue and saw a bulb of light flying around - it floated for awhile, then sped off really quickly and disappeared. It was prob a dead JOO soul searching for coinsss
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4010339&forum_id=2#36309753) |
Date: June 25th, 2018 11:11 PM Author: Heady Shaky Rigor
When I was a young attorney, I was supporting one of the superstar partners at the firm in a major civil case--two F50 companies were going at it. We were in the court in the afternoon for a critical expert cross; he'd been extremely unhappy with how the morning had gone with a bunch of bad testimony coming in. He seemed really revved up. We entered the courtroom about twenty-five minutes before the afternoon session, and it was just the two of us in there. He told me to not disturb him and that he needed to prepare for the "big one." So he walks over to one of the corners of the courtroom and starts gutturally yelling to himself, almost animal-like. The closest description I could give would be the sound of Colossus in the 90s X-Men arcade game that we all played ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPLpovcDujw ). I was stunned at first but honestly I thought he might be having a heart attack or a panic attack so I ran over to him and grabbed him by the shoulder and yelled "are you okay?" He spun around and pushed me away from him. I don't mean a gentle nudge. I mean he pushed me with enough force that I flew about 10' across the room, over into the jury box. It was an extraordinary level of strength, particularly since he couldn't have been more than 5' 6", 5' 7" and wasn't at all built. So I'm sprawled out on my ass in the jury box, wondering if I've broken my coccyx, struggling to get up, and I hear him shout above his own din that I should "leave him the fuck alone while he's powering up!" At this point I'm completely confused and also wondering if he's having some sort of mental breakdown. But I wasn't going to challenge him again, seeing what had happened last time. So I slunk off to the back of the courtroom and just watched this continue for the next fifteen minutes. Then, as suddenly as he'd started, he stops. I'm in and out of consciousness at this point--I'd later discover I had fairly severe internal bleeding from the mini-flight I'd taken across the room, or the landing, as it were--but I muster enough strength to peek up above the chairline from the back of the court, and I see the partner completely engulfed in white-blue flame, his clothing burned off, levitating about 12" off the ground. He catches my glance and just holds my eyes and whispers "Hoj, make ready my witness." It was surreal--totally and utterly fucking surreal. He did his cross like this and it was a complete home run.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4010339&forum_id=2#36309822) |
Date: June 25th, 2018 11:31 PM Author: Sexy school cafeteria
The Anthony Bourdain suicide prediction on here was pretty nuts.
Aside from that: when I was 8 or 9 years old we took a family vacation out to the country. We were on a highway and a UFO flew above the road. It looked very much like a classic flying saucer if I remember correctly. It was very low, followed the road, and flew off.
When I was 19 or 20 I saw something very similar again.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4010339&forum_id=2#36309949) |
Date: June 25th, 2018 11:32 PM Author: Hyperventilating piazza patrolman
Couple years ago I was driving home from a concert on a cold-as-fuck night when I see a body laying in the middle of the road. There was almost no traffic because there had been black ice warnings all day long.
So I stop my car in the lane, with hazards on to keep anyone from rolling over the body and I get out to see what's happening. All of a sudden this little Mexican dude appears from the shoulder and he grabs a hold of the body and starts dragging it off the road. I get closer and see that it's a Hispanic woman and she is barely conscious, but alive. I'm trying to tell the dude to leave her where she is while we wait for an ambulance, but he just helps dragging her and in the process pulls most of her clothes off.
Another Hispanic dude, who speaks English stops and he and the other dude are talking and I'm trying to check this lady's pulse, which was weak, and see if she has any obvious injuries.
Finally the medics and cops show up and take over.
Still have no clue how she ended up out in the middle of the interstate like that. I had a buddy on the force pull the police report and the responding officer didn't do shit. Wrote about one sentence that didn't explain anything. Never referred it to the DV or SVU detectives.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4010339&forum_id=2#36309952) |
Date: June 25th, 2018 11:32 PM Author: House-broken grizzly ladyboy crackhouse
I live in nyc. What I see on a daily basis, would shock most.
Ex, homeless guy jerking it to porn at public WiFi kiosk in broad daylight.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4010339&forum_id=2#36309953) |
Date: June 25th, 2018 11:51 PM Author: Topaz high-end knife stead
i saw a meteor enter the earth's atmosphere at night and give off a huge, fireball burst when it broke up that looked exactly as you'd imagine a missle strike to appear.
this was in 2001 after 9/11, and i have to say that in that moment or two while trying to process it, it was pretty terrifying.
my gf's dipshit friend left a hilariously vulgar voicemail on her family's answering machine when she found out what it was, and then followed it up with another message apologizing after realizing that she left the message for everyone to hear. it was awesome.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4010339&forum_id=2#36310024) |
Date: June 25th, 2018 11:55 PM Author: Effete fragrant location
two crazy things i can't ever explain
1) around 2004, sitting at my future wife's house, i'm staring out the windshield of my car and i see a star. or at least i think it's a star. it's as bright as a star and it moves in a straight line across the sky. ok, cool, it's a plane. my in-laws lived near an airport. well, then it stops and sits still for 5-6 seconds. and then...it zooms off at incredible, almost unseeable speed.
2) 2008 or so my wife and I go to charleston. we get pretty drunk and go on one of those prole ghost tours right around dusk. we walk past an old mansion. i look up, and i clearly see a middle-aged white woman wearing a gray dress looking out a second-story window of the house. then she walks away. a few yards later the guide stops and talks about the history of the house and that a woman was murdered there in the 1880s sometime. he describes her, and she looks exactly like the woman i just saw. i probably turn white as a sheet. the guide says "uh, what's wrong?" i said "i just saw her." my wife was looking up at the same place at the same time and saw nothing.
bonus: the person staying in the hotel room next to us died that night. we got bedbugs from the room.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4010339&forum_id=2#36310035) |
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Date: June 26th, 2018 7:20 PM Author: Stirring brethren point
A friend of mine and I saw the same exact thing as #1, exactly as you described it, back when I was 19 or so years old.
We were all, "What is that? A star? No, its too bright. Its moving. Is that a plane? Holy shit! WTF was that!"
We ran inside and told our group of friends but no one cared.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4010339&forum_id=2#36314704) |
Date: June 28th, 2018 11:43 AM Author: razzmatazz milk
My TV turns itself on in the middle of the night every single night, I think between 2-3am. Never does it during the day. It has to be some kind of short or something with the cable box fucking with it.
It started doing it shortly after my FIL died. When it first started, it turned on for like 2 weeks straight every night until my MIL stayed with us one night. TV was off when we got up that morning.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4010339&forum_id=2#36327995) |
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