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rate this picture of geoffrey the giraffe leaving toys r us for the last time

https://i.redditmedia.com/JhaHycgWwkSWvOHnsvj9VF2C-C_Xqiswh9...
racy at-the-ready menage
  06/28/18
:(
Tantric hell wrinkle
  06/28/18
titcr.
racy at-the-ready menage
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JFC
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obsidian hospital
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FUCK
Poppy half-breed idea he suggested
  06/28/18
wish I could unsee that
Pale parlor goal in life
  06/28/18
...
lake forum
  06/28/18
thanks for this libs
pungent bateful range organic girlfriend
  06/28/18
fuck it, story. i was at a toys r us maybe 10...15 years...
Poppy half-breed idea he suggested
  06/28/18
u are a good dood
Thriller lodge
  06/28/18
180.
racy at-the-ready menage
  06/28/18
180. And that kind of organic thing can't happen in an onlin...
big-titted background story coldplay fan
  06/28/18
i did something similar to this at a supermarket maybe 5 yea...
Poppy half-breed idea he suggested
  06/28/18
180. i believe not flame
Chest-beating soul-stirring multi-billionaire
  06/28/18
100% not flame. like it was sad. i can tell you exactly wh...
Poppy half-breed idea he suggested
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Cobalt Godawful Puppy Stage
  06/28/18
Heh. I used to date this Colombian chick who lived in Jersey...
walnut startled pistol area
  06/29/18
People remember shit like this forever. In my family we stil...
haunting macaca
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Effete Fantasy-prone Native Knife
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Odious Indian Lodge International Law Enforcement Agency
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(guy who has never heard of Amazon wish list)
Spruce sneaky criminal
  06/28/18
I'm talking about the human interaction aspect
big-titted background story coldplay fan
  06/28/18
I know just fucking around both stories are 180
Spruce sneaky criminal
  06/28/18
NOT TRUE, lots of Instagram sluts have Amazon wishlists.
Twinkling school
  06/28/18
180 brother
Pale parlor goal in life
  06/28/18
great story
Misanthropic soggy electric furnace shrine
  06/28/18
So did you get his number or what
Grizzly big community account plaza
  06/28/18
moving god damn this flame world
Yellow theater indirect expression
  06/28/18
180
Lemon sickened legend field
  06/28/18
180
aggressive aqua clown
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847373638
Tantric hell wrinkle
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Tripping Provocative Parlour
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180
Spectacular Ruddy Space
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know-it-all windowlicker corner
  06/28/18
180
appetizing travel guidebook station
  06/28/18
p.s. The kid turned out to be Albert Einstein
dead transparent rehab
  06/28/18
there is a twist to the story that would ruin it for a handf...
Poppy half-breed idea he suggested
  06/28/18
doesn't ruin it for me still 180
rusted twisted round eye university
  06/28/18
the toy has to go back!
hateful federal principal's office
  06/28/18
the toy applied for DACA.
Poppy half-breed idea he suggested
  06/28/18
P.S. The kid was Sammy Sosa.
vibrant lay
  06/28/18
lol
Poppy half-breed idea he suggested
  06/28/18
1800000000
jet stag film
  06/28/18
180
Primrose razzle box office
  06/28/18
What was his name? JK...you're a good dood.
dull startling center incel
  06/28/18
180
Odious Indian Lodge International Law Enforcement Agency
  06/28/18
180
vibrant lay
  06/28/18
teared up reading that. thanks for sharing.
Gold death wish
  06/28/18
you're welcome. fuck it. i'm waiting for traffic to die ...
Poppy half-breed idea he suggested
  06/28/18
someday, i hope your son fires up his VR goggle and tells wo...
Gold death wish
  06/28/18
TRIGGERED. but seriously, if my plan works out, i'm hopin...
Poppy half-breed idea he suggested
  06/28/18
she will be, you seem like a good dood. at the end of the da...
Gold death wish
  06/28/18
...
multi-colored water buffalo
  06/29/18
LULZ at your virtue popping flame
bearded police squad nursing home
  06/28/18
Holy shit, I'll never call you an asshole again.
Swashbuckling temple
  06/28/18
This is creepy as fuck you sick faggot6
massive tanning salon lettuce
  06/29/18
good man
haunting macaca
  06/29/18
Damn, this must be beckersted. 180
Effete Fantasy-prone Native Knife
  08/05/20
realized this halfway through 180 one of the best dudes o...
Painfully honest mother
  08/05/20
this is a top 100 thread and you didn't know? for shame.
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  08/05/20
i don't understand why everyone is so sad about this (it was...
Thriller lodge
  06/28/18
to shitlibs retirement is worse than death
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savvy investors saddled the org with debt. it was a GC bust-...
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  06/28/18
our childhood BTFO by GC not much different than our adul...
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appetizing travel guidebook station
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LOL I know one of the lawyers from the PE buyout pretty well...
chrome immigrant
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...
hateful federal principal's office
  06/28/18
Bezos is a monster. He must be stopped.
180 jew
  06/28/18
rate this fight between the old BULL Geoffrey and young punk...
Pale parlor goal in life
  06/28/18
Picture of a lone Thomas the tank engine in an empty aisle ...
Opaque queen of the night foreskin
  06/28/18
eerie
big-titted background story coldplay fan
  06/28/18
"The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have be...
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  06/28/18
https://twitter.com/justjettingthru/status/10121394735750717...
Opaque queen of the night foreskin
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EAts a gun
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appetizing travel guidebook station
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Sad old employees hug goodbye after 20 years: https://twi...
Opaque queen of the night foreskin
  06/28/18
people need to read polyani
hateful federal principal's office
  06/28/18
i dont want to be furious. but i am.
Poppy half-breed idea he suggested
  06/28/18
It’s all good, some PE guy got a new Maserati and an extra v...
Opaque queen of the night foreskin
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And Bezos is worth $100B+ and nobody goes out shopping anymo...
Misanthropic soggy electric furnace shrine
  06/28/18
And the middle class loses their jobs. And people spend all ...
Opaque queen of the night foreskin
  06/28/18
i'm with you brother
Misanthropic soggy electric furnace shrine
  06/28/18
Damn
Effete Fantasy-prone Native Knife
  08/05/20
toxic
Yellow theater indirect expression
  06/28/18
my sweetest friend
Pale parlor goal in life
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...
Yellow theater indirect expression
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Private Equity Jews did this
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Yeah, my wife and I would take our daughter there to browse ...
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well but brick and mortar is always going to be a bit more e...
Misanthropic soggy electric furnace shrine
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Sometimes it's worth it to support local, giraffe-owned busi...
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Spectacular Ruddy Space
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glittery site pozpig
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He's got to go back!
Zombie-like translucent giraffe
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i wonder what long forgotten treasures the liquidators found...
hateful federal principal's office
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Libs: He deserves it for being a bigoted giraffe supremacist...
Zombie-like translucent giraffe
  06/28/18
delete this
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https://mobile.twitter.com/vanessatmz/status/101222858668892...
Crusty Cumskin
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fuark
hateful federal principal's office
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...
big-titted background story coldplay fan
  06/28/18
im ir8 rite nao.
Poppy half-breed idea he suggested
  06/28/18
Dignity and class Libs, take note.
onyx titillating dingle berry
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any of yall ever watch this? watched it multiple times a day...
Tripping Provocative Parlour
  06/28/18
Meanwhile in 2018: http://ivy.paheal.net/_images/76bce3f5...
glittery site pozpig
  06/28/18
damnit all of those empty Toys R Us aisle pics make me sad A...
jet stag film
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Cobalt Godawful Puppy Stage
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Cobalt Godawful Puppy Stage
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fuck it all. geoffrey is a good dood :(
bright cruise ship
  06/28/18
Would be 180 if he had a Tumi bag
histrionic national
  06/28/18
fuck
Odious Indian Lodge International Law Enforcement Agency
  06/28/18
modern children are 100% addicted to screens and don't care ...
Disrespectful Slimy Church Building
  06/28/18
nah, kids still play with toys. and as they get older you r...
Poppy half-breed idea he suggested
  06/28/18
PE is the devil incarnate.
irate domesticated bawdyhouse doctorate
  06/28/18
(says the associate sending his resume to PE firms)
Opaque queen of the night foreskin
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haunting macaca
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racy at-the-ready menage
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toys r us was a fairly big part of my childhood but i don't ...
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(weird pumo who will never understand even if i describe the...
racy at-the-ready menage
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shrug
vivacious factory reset button ticket booth
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*cancels Amazon Prime*
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racy at-the-ready menage
  06/24/19
really prescient image, it turned out.
racy at-the-ready menage
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what a fag
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Odious Indian Lodge International Law Enforcement Agency
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Date: June 28th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: racy at-the-ready menage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36328221)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: Tantric hell wrinkle

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36328225)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: racy at-the-ready menage

titcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36328231)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: Misanthropic soggy electric furnace shrine

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36328291)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: obsidian hospital



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Date: June 28th, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: Poppy half-breed idea he suggested

FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36328292)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: Pale parlor goal in life

wish I could unsee that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36328293)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: lake forum



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Date: June 28th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: pungent bateful range organic girlfriend

thanks for this libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36328305)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Poppy half-breed idea he suggested

fuck it, story.

i was at a toys r us maybe 10...15 years ago in nyc. i don't remember why i was there. sometimes you go into a toys r us as an adult to take a walk through your childhood. i am going up an aisle and i see a little kid admiring a toy and i can tell he's trying to make a decision. he grabs it and goes into the next aisle where his mom is. i can't see them, but i can hear them. he asks his mom really humbly "ma, can i get this?" and you hear the pain in her voice when she sighs "sweetie, i'm sorry, no. we can't. we can't afford that right now. we're here to get a gift for stacy's birthday. i promise we can come back soon and get it." I am still in the aisle and without seeing her, i know what she looks like. she's harried, tired, hasn't bought herself a thing in years. you can hear it in the exhale and not in anything she actually said. she's weathered. i know that sound very very well.

the kid comes back into the aisle and he dutifully puts it back on the steel rod.

I go something like "they're cool, right?" 'yeah'. this doll is like 5.99. i whisper to him "don't worry about it, i was getting one anyways. i gotchu." i go and i grab 2 and a matching something or another that goes with them. he is quietly happy and goes back to his mom. i quickly go to the register and buy them.

i am faced with the problem. i never thought through how do i not insult this woman by buying her son toys? maybe she is trying to teach him lesson. shit, do i look like a creepy pedo? fuck. i dunno. i see her go to the register and i'm like 8 or 9 feet away. her son is lingering around and i give him the bag with the receipt. i quietly take "mine" as a pretense of not being a total weirdo. i bail.

i go outside and am walking up the block and i hear a lady screaming. "mister, mister, hey!" and i see the woman chasing after me with her son in tow. "did you buy this for him?" 'yes, i did, im sorry, i didnt mean disrespect, but i know like when i was a kid and sometimes my parents couldnt afford it and i know and im so sorry i even bought this other one so that you wouldn't think i was a weirdo and...' as i stammered like a retard. And she stops me "my husband lost his job and is struggling. don't say sorry. thank you so much. jack say thank you." "thank you, mister". I give him the other one because wtf was i gonna do with an action figure? and i am walk away and i hear his mom saying "you see, some people are nice out there."

i hadn't thought of that story until right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36328403)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: Thriller lodge

u are a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36328414)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: racy at-the-ready menage

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36328424)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: big-titted background story coldplay fan

180. And that kind of organic thing can't happen in an online sales world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36328478)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 1:04 PM
Author: Poppy half-breed idea he suggested

i did something similar to this at a supermarket maybe 5 years ago. it was really late like 11pm with only one open aisle. asian family with like a 1 year old was buying food, guy tried with bankcard, declined. i remember just looking at the turkey on the steel tray where you bag the food just sitting there. i look at my wife and she's pained. i go and without asking say "excuse me" i go put my card in and pay. it was like a day or two before thanksgiving and i can't even look in the guy's eyes "go go, go bag it up. happy thanksgiving.

i've been there, don't worry about it." the mother is muttering "thank you thank you" with a thick assed asian accent. they bagged it up. they went out the automatic doors and the night swallowed them up.

you never know when it could happen to you, bros. life comes at you dumb fast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36328501)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Chest-beating soul-stirring multi-billionaire

180. i believe not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36328805)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Poppy half-breed idea he suggested

100% not flame. like it was sad. i can tell you exactly where too. the shoprite in north bergen right off the entrance to 495 in jersey.

the shit you remember about things. i remember exactly what he looked like. maybe...31ish with a lumberjack shirt tucked into his pants. they both just looked skinny and tired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36328842)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 4:17 PM
Author: Cobalt Godawful Puppy Stage



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Date: June 29th, 2018 1:50 AM
Author: walnut startled pistol area

Heh. I used to date this Colombian chick who lived in Jersey. We would meet up at the super 8 like 15 minutes away from that Shop Rite. I've been there before to buy snacks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36333088)



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Date: June 29th, 2018 3:25 AM
Author: haunting macaca

People remember shit like this forever. In my family we still talk about a guardian angel from more than 40 years ago in the late 70s. My mother is on a long flight with my 3 y/o brother in arms, a flight with international 3rd country transit, to visit where my father was working for a few months. This is back before everybody had a dozen credit cards: Mom had no cards, only a little cash for a taxi at the other end. When she and my brother went to board the connecting flight, they were denied boarding because Mom had less than 6 months or something left on her passport (so her fault but that doesn’t matter at the time). It’s Friday of a holiday weekend, she is stuck in a strange country with only a few bucks and a 3 y/o boy for 3-4 days until the embassies reopen and she can get new passports or whatever. No money. Nowhere to sleep. Nothing. Screwed.

She panics and breaks down.

A complete stranger in the line behind her presses about $1500 cash in today’s money into her hands along with his address and says “I know you’ll pay me back” and boards the plane.

We still talk about that guy and send him cards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36333217)



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Date: August 5th, 2020 9:26 PM
Author: Effete Fantasy-prone Native Knife



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Date: August 5th, 2020 9:45 PM
Author: Odious Indian Lodge International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: June 28th, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Spruce sneaky criminal

(guy who has never heard of Amazon wish list)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36329225)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: big-titted background story coldplay fan

I'm talking about the human interaction aspect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36329237)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: Spruce sneaky criminal

I know just fucking around both stories are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36329251)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 6:42 PM
Author: Twinkling school

NOT TRUE, lots of Instagram sluts have Amazon wishlists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36330677)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 1:06 PM
Author: Pale parlor goal in life

180 brother

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Date: June 28th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Misanthropic soggy electric furnace shrine

great story

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Date: June 28th, 2018 1:22 PM
Author: Grizzly big community account plaza

So did you get his number or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36328598)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: Yellow theater indirect expression

moving

god damn this flame world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36328692)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: Lemon sickened legend field

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36328801)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 2:54 PM
Author: aggressive aqua clown

180

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Date: June 28th, 2018 3:01 PM
Author: Tantric hell wrinkle

847373638

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Date: June 28th, 2018 3:15 PM
Author: Tripping Provocative Parlour



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Date: June 28th, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: Spectacular Ruddy Space

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36329355)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: know-it-all windowlicker corner



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Date: June 28th, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: appetizing travel guidebook station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36329550)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: dead transparent rehab

p.s. The kid turned out to be Albert Einstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36329584)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Poppy half-breed idea he suggested

there is a twist to the story that would ruin it for a handful of poasters that i kept to myself.

edit: might as well just offer it--the entire interaction was in spanish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36329632)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: rusted twisted round eye university

doesn't ruin it for me

still 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36329787)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 5:08 PM
Author: hateful federal principal's office

the toy has to go back!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36330152)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 6:06 PM
Author: Poppy half-breed idea he suggested

the toy applied for DACA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36330499)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 5:53 PM
Author: vibrant lay

P.S. The kid was Sammy Sosa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36330407)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: Poppy half-breed idea he suggested

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36330473)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: jet stag film

1800000000

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Date: June 28th, 2018 3:47 PM
Author: Primrose razzle box office

180

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Date: June 28th, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: dull startling center incel

What was his name?

JK...you're a good dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36329753)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: Odious Indian Lodge International Law Enforcement Agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36329929)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 5:51 PM
Author: vibrant lay

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36330392)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: Gold death wish

teared up reading that. thanks for sharing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36330431)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 6:18 PM
Author: Poppy half-breed idea he suggested

you're welcome.

fuck it. i'm waiting for traffic to die down. another story related to toys.

so it's after my graduation from law school and my wife as a surprise sets up a dinner at smith and wollensky. i am super psyched since i had never been. it was a rainy-ish night and i park on the street far away and we're walking and i'm looking around at the scenery, etcetra. and i see a toy store across the street.

i freeze dead in my tracks.

i tell my wife "we have to go across the street for a second" and she's confused by cooperates. we go across the street and i stand staring at this toy store. it's unmistakable. this is the toy store. THE toy store.

"so, when i was a little kid on like days off and during the summer my dad would take me to work. (he was a straight job truck driver for awhile and then a big rig trucker later). i would go and help him do the "inside jobs". Basically what UPS drivers do except it's commercial freight. like deliveries of dozens or even hundreds of boxes of freight. one of the regular stops for a couple of years was this toy store. this exact toy store. i used to go in here with my dad and make deliveries--back and forth, back and forth. they had a storeroom in the back and we would stack up the boxes. never higher than five boxes so they don't tip over. and i used to look at the toys and wish that i could ask my dad to buy one. but this was a real expensive toy store, ya know? like toys were 20 bucks and this was in the 80s. and here i am standing in front of this very toy store where my dad delivered toys he couldn't buy. i want to go inside."

i go inside. and i bought a yo-yo. i bought a duncan bumble bee. i still play with it here and there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36330564)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 6:32 PM
Author: Gold death wish

someday, i hope your son fires up his VR goggle and tells wondrous tales of you making section 7.2 work with 9.6 on his one visit to your office to his gender fluid, non-binary anonymous chat forum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36330632)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 6:35 PM
Author: Poppy half-breed idea he suggested

TRIGGERED.

but seriously, if my plan works out, i'm hoping my dotter will be proud of her old man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36330643)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 6:38 PM
Author: Gold death wish

she will be, you seem like a good dood. at the end of the day, that's all that matters. fk gc and the sim that created it.

it's funny, i believe that just because i struggled, doesn't mean my kids have to but at the same time, they can use some reality like the kid in your story...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36330666)



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Date: June 29th, 2018 1:54 AM
Author: multi-colored water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36333096)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 6:37 PM
Author: bearded police squad nursing home

LULZ at your virtue popping flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36330655)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 9:06 PM
Author: Swashbuckling temple

Holy shit, I'll never call you an asshole again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36331612)



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Date: June 29th, 2018 2:30 AM
Author: massive tanning salon lettuce

This is creepy as fuck you sick faggot6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36333160)



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Date: June 29th, 2018 3:06 AM
Author: haunting macaca

good man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36333206)



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Date: August 5th, 2020 9:30 PM
Author: Effete Fantasy-prone Native Knife

Damn, this must be beckersted. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#40712531)



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Date: August 5th, 2020 9:37 PM
Author: Painfully honest mother

realized this halfway through

180 one of the best dudes on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#40712552)



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Date: August 5th, 2020 9:42 PM
Author: aquamarine filthy office

this is a top 100 thread and you didn't know? for shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#40712575)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: Thriller lodge

i don't understand why everyone is so sad about this (it was all over twitter yesterday too). he looks kinda pumped to finally be free of wagecucking and can go live at the beach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36328408)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 1:22 PM
Author: Rose locus persian

to shitlibs retirement is worse than death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36328599)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: jade costumed cuck psychic

savvy investors saddled the org with debt. it was a GC bust-out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36328600)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: Pale parlor goal in life

our childhood BTFO by GC

not much different than our adulthood I suppose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36328684)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 3:41 PM
Author: appetizing travel guidebook station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36329553)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: chrome immigrant

LOL I know one of the lawyers from the PE buyout pretty well. TBF, Geoffrey's taxidermy'd head goes on Amazon's wall. They are still very proud of how they pwn3d ToysRUs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36329625)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: hateful federal principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36328437)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: 180 jew

Bezos is a monster. He must be stopped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36328602)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: Pale parlor goal in life

rate this fight between the old BULL Geoffrey and young punk bezos

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sm11C8l9Xwk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36328624)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 1:30 PM
Author: Opaque queen of the night foreskin

Picture of a lone Thomas the tank engine in an empty aisle

https://twitter.com/luca_dollar/status/1012055651953119238

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36328651)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: big-titted background story coldplay fan

eerie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36328669)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 5:55 PM
Author: Diverse green athletic conference

"The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36330420)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 1:31 PM
Author: Opaque queen of the night foreskin

https://twitter.com/justjettingthru/status/1012139473575071744

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36328661)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: stimulating hall hominid

EAts a gun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36329265)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: appetizing travel guidebook station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36329559)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: Opaque queen of the night foreskin

Sad old employees hug goodbye after 20 years:

https://twitter.com/steffanym13/status/1012208188891025410

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36328665)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: hateful federal principal's office

people need to read polyani

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36328758)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: Poppy half-breed idea he suggested

i dont want to be furious. but i am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36328790)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 2:21 PM
Author: Opaque queen of the night foreskin

It’s all good, some PE guy got a new Maserati and an extra vacation home out of this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36329010)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: Misanthropic soggy electric furnace shrine

And Bezos is worth $100B+ and nobody goes out shopping anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36329019)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 2:24 PM
Author: Opaque queen of the night foreskin

And the middle class loses their jobs. And people spend all day staring at their iPhones being polarized by political propaganda.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36329038)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: Misanthropic soggy electric furnace shrine

i'm with you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36329769)



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Date: August 5th, 2020 9:31 PM
Author: Effete Fantasy-prone Native Knife

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#40712539)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 1:33 PM
Author: Yellow theater indirect expression

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36328676)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 3:53 PM
Author: Pale parlor goal in life

my sweetest friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36329660)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 8:59 PM
Author: Yellow theater indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36331573)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 1:35 PM
Author: pontificating institution

Private Equity Jews did this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36328694)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 1:38 PM
Author: dashing sex offender public bath

Yeah, my wife and I would take our daughter there to browse and then buy whatever online - it was consistently 15-30% more expensive than Amazon. I don't mind shopping at local stores from time to time, but lol at taking a hit to support PE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36328720)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Misanthropic soggy electric furnace shrine

well but brick and mortar is always going to be a bit more expensive.

but the trade off is that you have a community where people shop together and where the middle and working class can have jobs.

Amazon has really been a disaster, even more than online shopping by individual retailers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36328755)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: lascivious topaz whorehouse

Sometimes it's worth it to support local, giraffe-owned businesses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36329568)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: Spectacular Ruddy Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36329356)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: glittery site pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36330397)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: Zombie-like translucent giraffe

He's got to go back!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36328787)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: hateful federal principal's office

i wonder what long forgotten treasures the liquidators found in the stock rooms and on high shelfs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36328798)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: Zombie-like translucent giraffe

Libs: He deserves it for being a bigoted giraffe supremacist.

See this photo of him supporting the "giraffe power" agenda?

http://www.syfy.com/sites/syfy/files/styles/1200x680/public/2018/03/geoffrey_giraffe_childrens_bargain_town.jpg?itok=heDC_JVt

That whole campaign photo is sickening -- exclusively giraffes, with not a hippo or orangutan body anywhere to be seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36328826)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: curious sienna crotch

delete this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36329262)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: Crusty Cumskin

https://mobile.twitter.com/vanessatmz/status/1012228586688925696/photo/1

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36329307)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 3:08 PM
Author: hateful federal principal's office

fuark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36329312)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: big-titted background story coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36329412)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: Poppy half-breed idea he suggested

im ir8 rite nao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36329417)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: onyx titillating dingle berry

Dignity and class

Libs, take note.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36329865)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 3:15 PM
Author: Tripping Provocative Parlour

any of yall ever watch this? watched it multiple times a day every day as a kid, would run around the house pretending to be each animal as the song came on. good shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGdZRKLaDcU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36329349)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: glittery site pozpig

Meanwhile in 2018:

http://ivy.paheal.net/_images/76bce3f5417e46a031811a0429167380/2603519%20-%20Redrum%20Toys_R_Us%20geoffrey%20mascots.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36329565)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: jet stag film

damnit all of those empty Toys R Us aisle pics make me sad AF. This sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36329629)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Cobalt Godawful Puppy Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36329823)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: Cobalt Godawful Puppy Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36329796)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: bright cruise ship

fuck it all. geoffrey is a good dood :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36329853)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: histrionic national

Would be 180 if he had a Tumi bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36329922)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 4:34 PM
Author: Odious Indian Lodge International Law Enforcement Agency

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36329930)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: Disrespectful Slimy Church Building

modern children are 100% addicted to screens and don't care about toys. the era known as IRL is over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36330476)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 6:28 PM
Author: Poppy half-breed idea he suggested

nah, kids still play with toys. and as they get older you realize how people become hoarders. as they age out of a toy you don't want to throw it away because it makes you so happy to see them be so happy with a toy. it feels sacreligious to throw it away so to the attic it goes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36330612)



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Date: June 28th, 2018 10:35 PM
Author: irate domesticated bawdyhouse doctorate

PE is the devil incarnate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36332163)



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Date: June 29th, 2018 11:03 AM
Author: Opaque queen of the night foreskin

(says the associate sending his resume to PE firms)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36334405)



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Date: June 29th, 2018 8:52 AM
Author: haunting macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#36333687)



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Date: January 4th, 2019 2:44 AM
Author: racy at-the-ready menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#37524407)



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Date: January 4th, 2019 2:48 AM
Author: vivacious factory reset button ticket booth

toys r us was a fairly big part of my childhood but i don't remember this actual guy in a giraffe suit thing at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#37524420)



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Date: January 4th, 2019 2:54 AM
Author: racy at-the-ready menage

(weird pumo who will never understand even if i describe the inherent magic in the terms it deserves, which i can’t)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#37524436)



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Date: January 4th, 2019 2:55 AM
Author: vivacious factory reset button ticket booth

shrug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#37524438)



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Date: January 4th, 2019 2:59 AM
Author: Blue beady-eyed pocket flask abode

*cancels Amazon Prime*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#37524442)



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Date: June 24th, 2019 6:28 PM
Author: nubile vermilion rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#38434225)



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Date: June 24th, 2019 8:56 PM
Author: racy at-the-ready menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#38434832)



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Date: August 5th, 2020 9:21 PM
Author: racy at-the-ready menage

really prescient image, it turned out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#40712496)



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Date: August 5th, 2020 9:24 PM
Author: laughsome cerise friendly grandma

what a fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#40712504)



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Date: August 5th, 2020 9:43 PM
Author: Odious Indian Lodge International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4012954&forum_id=2#40712581)